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Chip Bok, Creators Syndicate

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  1. Chris Farley was a furry? Who knew.

    1. *slow clap*

      You misses a narrowed gaze by this much…

  2. He didn’t pay tribute!!!!!! That ring has not been kissed!!!!

  3. Will4Freedom

    GOP Snot! Ewww!

  4. Groovus Maximus

    Odd. I don’t recall Christ Christie, The Corpulent Jesus, having such a proboscis… At least he he can Eskimo kiss Trump’s Gilded Arse from across the room upon command.

    I seem to recall JEB! got pummelled with the, “Low-Energy,” jab, yes?. I suppose it could apply to The Girth of the GOP as well, since I doubt he can barely stuff doughnuts down his gullet without breaking a sweat…

    Methinks you mixed your metaphors there, Bokster; way to be consistent. I haven’t viewed your cartoons in years and they are still terrible.

    PS

    Teh Gilded Toad appears to have goiter.

    1. Welcome back. Glad you aren’t dead.

      1. How do we know this is the same Groovus Maximus as before?

        1. Ask Pl?ya. He’s seems to know everything that goes on.

        2. Groovus Maximus

          Well, besides sending you a full chem panel and my fingerprints, I guess I could have my lovely, gorgeous, incredibly sexy Dr. Zhena Groovova to vouch for me. Do you want a realtime colonoscopy streamed to you as well?

          Still a DO, married, three children, and nearly got shot in Donets’k when the Russian Army decided to sashay through Eastern UKR.

          We live in Odessa now, and things are a bit more settled now. 2013 was not a great year for us (Bank of Cypress went tits up) and 2014 was pretty fucking awful.

          1. 3 kids?! You have been busy.

            1. Groovus Maximus

              My son was born almost exactly nine months from our wedding night.:-D

              We have two daughters, and God decided to play a huge joke on me and bless us with twin girls.

              1. Tonio

                Congratulations! Twin girls – you’re in for a hell of a ride.

                1. Groovus Maximus

                  Congratulations! Twin girls – you’re in for a hell of a ride

                  My hairline may concur, already salt peppered; I also have twin AK’s for when boys eventually coming sniffing around….

                  My wife will also give surgical urological demonstrations before the boys can take them out on dates. HA!

            2. Groovus Maximus

              By the way, I don’t recognise most of these names; care to tell me who you folks are/were?

              I really haven’t lurked here in literally years. I was feeling sentimental for some odd, erm, reason.

              1. bacon-magic

                We are all Tulpa.

                1. Groovus Maximus

                  We are all Tulpa.

                  I’d rather be invaded by The Red Army again than stomach being surrounded by Tulpas.

                  Seriously, a little help please? *grins*

              2. I was Floridian, then Florida Man, then crusty convinced me I’m a hipster.

              3. Pro Liberate, Nicole, and Epi seem to have disappeared.

              4. I’m the same person I always was. Helped Dad take care of Mom for years as she had Alzheimer’s, buried her in March 2015, got a job, and am still here.

                That’s the shirt of it.

                1. Groovus Maximus

                  I’m the same person I always was. Helped Dad take care of Mom for years as she had Alzheimer’s, buried her in March 2015, got a job, and am still here.

                  Ah yes! Zheodor (Fyodor)… The fellow with a 486 computer and the Opera browser…-)))

                  My sincerest condolences: providing 24/7 elder care is very, very mentally, physically, and spiritually taxing. I hope he is getting on well, as are you.

                  I was Floridian, then Florida Man, then crusty convinced me I’m a hipster.

                  I do remember Floridian (a little fuzzy though)!

                  Pro Liberate, Nicole, and Epi seem to have disappeared.

                  I have Pro’L Dib’s and Epi’s email addresses; nicole, i’m ambivalent either way

                  1. I think I was still the Swiss Servator when you were here…originally LTC(ret) John.

                    1. Groovus Maximus

                      LTC(ret) John.

                      FIST BUMPIN’ HUG! You, I remember well, O Fremen of mine!

                  2. I was a new guy when you moved. I remembered you because I thought it took balls to uproot and move too a new country like you did.

              5. Tonio

                Jesse has gone AWOL, also Nikki and Epi. There’s a new rising star, an aspiring young Bollywood producer named Injun (as in from India).

                1. Groovus Maximus

                  Jesse has gone AWOL, also Nikki and Epi. There’s a new rising star, an aspiring young Bollywood producer named Injun (as in from India).

                  Jesse…. Jesse Walker? Jesse.in.mb, was it? Nikki == nicole, and Epi, well he may be travelling or has tonnes of professional obligations. I recall he’s a very busy man.

                  A Bollywood producer, eh? Dot and British accent, or Punjabi accent? This is purely for statistical curiosity…

                  1. Tonio

                    The Jesse who recently went AWOL is Jesse.in.mb, who started going by just plain Jesse (I think).

                    I’ve never met Injun in person, but I just learned that he is not a native speaker of English so most probably Commonwealth English with a South Asian accent. That only came up because he used “ancy” instead of “antsy” in the captions of his oeuvre.

                    Oh, and Eddie, the staunch anti-abortion guy, is now Notorious UGCC.

                    I’ll write you privately about some other happenings. I’m still at the same address I was before but you might have to check your spam bin.

          2. “Oh, my friends! I’m so pleased you’re not dead!”

            /line from one of the good Indiana Jones movies

    2. Is that really you, doc?!

      1. Groovus Maximus

        Da!-D

      2. I still think he’s dead. Someone hold a mirror under his nose. Be ready with a wooden stake, in case the Russkies made him into a zombie or oligarch.

        1. + dead vs red

        2. Groovus Maximus

          Those don’t work, O Fisty of Knockingham; only garlic and various and sundry silver formulae work on the undead. DERP!

          Underworld was a documentary, you know….

    3. Rich

      Doc?!

      *** rubs eyes ***

      *** pinches self ***

      Doc!!

      *** jumps for joy ***

      *** regains composure ***

      So, how have you been?

      1. Groovus Maximus

        Privet, Rich!-)))

        *hopes this works – Preview Button STILL DOESN’T WORK AFTER FOUR FUCKING YEARS!*

        1. You welcome him back and he burns your ass. Sweet.

        2. Rich

          Sweet!

          I trust you’ve been naming your offspring as, um, provocatively as have Sloopy and Banjos.

          1. Groovus Maximus

            I trust you’ve been naming your offspring as, um, provocatively as have Sloopy and Banjos,

            Nope… Names out of the Baby Book, but the girls’ names are spelt in a non-traditional way. It’s pretty much the only way to get around Teh Approved Names List (though they do have my ochestvo and familija – my wife took my surname) and have as much individuality as possible.

        3. Rich

          AND it is “Slap-Ass Friday”, so … *slap!*

      2. Groovus Maximus

        Oops, sorry about that, Rich! I just linked to the brief update; I remember you well.

        It’s been….very interesting and certainly eventful… four years. But, the children are healthy and happy, Zhena Groovova is kept in fine, lux comfort (complete with girl-cave separate bathroom – she LOVES it), and we are healing the sick as much as we can.

        I hope you are doing well, Rich.-)

    4. Tonio

      Welcome back, GM. You were sorely missed.

      1. Groovus Maximus

        Thank you, Tonio. Very kind of you, and you are remembered well.-)

  5. I don’t get it.

    1. Rich

      I agree.

      Wonder if the face on the back of Trump’s chair has anything to do with it ….

      1. That is Hillary, frozen in carbonite….or maybe one of those two dimensional thingies withh General Zod and company?

        1. Rich

          I do believe you are correct about “Frozen Hillary”, Swiss.

  6. straffinrun

    Trump is on the wrong end of that elephant.

    1. TRUMP ROGERS ELEPHANTS?!?!

      1. straffinrun

        That’s what people are saying.

        1. That is YUUUGE news.

  7. kV

    Steve Buscemi has really let himself go.

  8. bacon-magic

    Someone needs slapped for this. Start with Trump and work our way around the room, shall we?

    1. *slap*

      1. Slammer

        *slaps the elephant*

        1. straffinrun

          *Slap*

          1. Rich

            *slap!*

  9. Slammer

    This guy Bok. Who is he? A unfunny nobody amirite? Unfunny. I would never let an elephant wear the exact same suit as me. Never. So unfunny. SAD!

  10. Tonio

    Why is the elephant sniffing Ted Koppel’s hand? Do we want to know where that hand has been? No. At first glance it looked like the elephant was kissing the hand, but elephants’ mouths are on their faces, not at the end of their nose (trunk).

    1. bacon-magic

      Nice.

  11. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper

    Goos to have Groovus back!

    *SLAP*

    For your troubles…

  12. Azathoth!!

    got on here all ready to snark over the trunk thing and Groovus sashays through, all alive and stuff, as if he’d never been gone and I just forgot all about it………..

  13. The Other Libertarian

    That Elephant is also wearing an NRA shirt under that jacket.

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