Friday Funnies: Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders

Chip Bok | 4.22.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

FeelTheBern is Latin for Kick Me.
1. Drave Robber 9 years ago
  
  BernumSentite would be more appropriate in Vatican.
  1. Drave Robber 9 years ago
    
    (I took the liberty to interpret 'feel' as plural imperative as Latin singular and plural forms are different)
    1. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
      
      You just know someone was about to jump on you for that.
invisible furry hand 9 years ago

Bernie is insufficiently progressive for the Pope
1. straffinrun 9 years ago
  
  You who else doesn't want you to believe in unseen forces? *Sorry, Eddie*
  1. Pompey 9 years ago
    
    Choose your Dialectic: Historical or Material
  2. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
    
    Meh, he doesn't trust me, I don't trust him
    1. straffinrun 9 years ago
      
      The culture of prosperity deadens us; we are thrilled if the market offers us something new to purchase; and in the meantime all those lives stunted for lack of opportunity seem a mere spectacle; they fail to move us.
      
      Seems like Francis has found a different Jew to lead him. This one has a Brooklyn accent.
Will4Freedom 9 years ago

What did Bernie say while there? "Mr. Pope, your holiness, sir.... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!"
1. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
  
  "Ich bin ein Vaticaner"
  1. Rich 9 years ago
    
    "*slappus!* maximus"
    1. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
      
      I am Slappus Maximus, father to a murdered slap, husband to a murdered slap. And I will have my slapped ass, in this life or the next.
      1. WTF 9 years ago
        
        *Schlagen!*
    2. Demoted Comment (Slammer) 9 years ago
      
      *depalmo*
2. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
  
  "We choose to go to Socialism in this d'cade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because corporations will be forced to pay their fair share."
  
  "Also, sorry for what my people did to your savior."
  1. Rich 9 years ago
    
    "As a token of my sincerity, I will waive your $27 contribution."
3. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  "Eight score and 8 years ago... when Father Carl brought forth the Manifesto of Progress..."
UnCivilServant 9 years ago

Bernie's no hippie, the Hippies threw him out for being too lazy.
Demoted Comment (Slammer) 9 years ago

Francis is a window-glass licker
1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  It's actually hard to tell. A cartoonist would have put a couple of those slanted, parallel lines to indicate glass. With Bok... I can't be sure.
2. Nihil 9 years ago
  
  Windowlicker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc
Karinka 9 years ago

Want to meet a girl? Welcome to http://goo.gl/mxiosK
the Best adult Dating site!
1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  Pope Francis does not want to meet an adult girl. But thank you anyway.
2. Pompey 9 years ago
  
  I'm not falling for THAT one again!
LibertarianJRT 9 years ago

"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."
LibertarianJRT 9 years ago

"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."
1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  Squirrels aren't allowed in church. Well... maybe down at St. Francis of Assisi
2. straffinrun 9 years ago
  
  You have to say it once more for it to count.
  1. Rich 9 years ago
    
    "Domine, Domine, Domine."
  2. Curt 9 years ago
    
    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,...

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