Friday Funnies: Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders

Chip Bok, Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

FeelTheBern is Latin for Kick Me.

[Drave Robber]

BernumSentite would be more appropriate in Vatican.

[Drave Robber]

(I took the liberty to interpret 'feel' as plural imperative as Latin singular and plural forms are different)

[Fist of Etiquette]

You just know someone was about to jump on you for that.

[invisible furry hand]

Bernie is insufficiently progressive for the Pope

[straffinrun]

You who else doesn't want you to believe in unseen forces? *Sorry, Eddie*

[Pompey]

Choose your Dialectic: Historical or Material

[invisible furry hand]

Meh, he doesn't trust me, I don't trust him

[straffinrun]

The culture of prosperity deadens us; we are thrilled if the market offers us something new to purchase; and in the meantime all those lives stunted for lack of opportunity seem a mere spectacle; they fail to move us.

Seems like Francis has found a different Jew to lead him. This one has a Brooklyn accent.

[Will4Freedom]

What did Bernie say while there? "Mr. Pope, your holiness, sir.... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!"

[invisible furry hand]

"Ich bin ein Vaticaner"

[Rich]

"*slappus!* maximus"

[invisible furry hand]

I am Slappus Maximus, father to a murdered slap, husband to a murdered slap. And I will have my slapped ass, in this life or the next.

[WTF]

*Schlagen!*

[Demoted Comment (Slammer)]

*depalmo*

[Fist of Etiquette]

"We choose to go to Socialism in this d'cade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because corporations will be forced to pay their fair share."

"Also, sorry for what my people did to your savior."

[Rich]

"As a token of my sincerity, I will waive your $27 contribution."

[Will4Freedom]

"Eight score and 8 years ago... when Father Carl brought forth the Manifesto of Progress..."

[UnCivilServant]

Bernie's no hippie, the Hippies threw him out for being too lazy.

[Demoted Comment (Slammer)]

Francis is a window-glass licker

[Will4Freedom]

It's actually hard to tell. A cartoonist would have put a couple of those slanted, parallel lines to indicate glass. With Bok... I can't be sure.

[Nihil]

Windowlicker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc

[Karinka]

Want to meet a girl? Welcome to http://goo.gl/mxiosK
the Best adult Dating site!

[Will4Freedom]

Pope Francis does not want to meet an adult girl. But thank you anyway.

[Pompey]

I'm not falling for THAT one again!

[LibertarianJRT]

"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."

[LibertarianJRT]

"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."

[Will4Freedom]

Squirrels aren't allowed in church. Well... maybe down at St. Francis of Assisi

[straffinrun]

You have to say it once more for it to count.

[Rich]

"Domine, Domine, Domine."

[Curt]

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