Friday Funnies: Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders

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FeelTheBern is Latin for Kick Me.
BernumSentite would be more appropriate in Vatican.
(I took the liberty to interpret 'feel' as plural imperative as Latin singular and plural forms are different)
You just know someone was about to jump on you for that.
Bernie is insufficiently progressive for the Pope
You who else doesn't want you to believe in unseen forces? *Sorry, Eddie*
Choose your Dialectic: Historical or Material
Meh, he doesn't trust me, I don't trust him
The culture of prosperity deadens us; we are thrilled if the market offers us something new to purchase; and in the meantime all those lives stunted for lack of opportunity seem a mere spectacle; they fail to move us.
Seems like Francis has found a different Jew to lead him. This one has a Brooklyn accent.
What did Bernie say while there? "Mr. Pope, your holiness, sir.... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!"
"Ich bin ein Vaticaner"
"*slappus!* maximus"
I am Slappus Maximus, father to a murdered slap, husband to a murdered slap. And I will have my slapped ass, in this life or the next.
*Schlagen!*
*depalmo*
"We choose to go to Socialism in this d'cade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because corporations will be forced to pay their fair share."
"Also, sorry for what my people did to your savior."
"As a token of my sincerity, I will waive your $27 contribution."
"Eight score and 8 years ago... when Father Carl brought forth the Manifesto of Progress..."
Bernie's no hippie, the Hippies threw him out for being too lazy.
Francis is a window-glass licker
It's actually hard to tell. A cartoonist would have put a couple of those slanted, parallel lines to indicate glass. With Bok... I can't be sure.
Windowlicker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc
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the Best adult Dating site!
Pope Francis does not want to meet an adult girl. But thank you anyway.
I'm not falling for THAT one again!
"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."
"I didn't leave the Church. The Church left me."
Squirrels aren't allowed in church. Well... maybe down at St. Francis of Assisi
You have to say it once more for it to count.
"Domine, Domine, Domine."
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,...