Reason Weekly Contest: Libertarian Beer and Sex Toy Apps

Last week's winners revealed.

Welcome back to the Reason Weekly Contest! This week's question is:

A few companies seem to be dominating the brand-spanking-new, app-connected sex toy market. There's We-Vibe, and Evolved Novelties. Come up with the name of the next new app company in this growing field.

How to enter: Submissions should be e-mailed to [e-mail]. Please include your name, city, and state. This week, kindly type "TOY" in the subject line. Entries are due by 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, Feb. 22. Winners will appear on Feb. 26. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. First prize is a one-year digital subscription to Reason magazine, plus bragging rights. While we appreciate kibbitzing in the comments below, you must email your answer to enter the contest. Feel free to enter more than once, and good luck!

And now for the results of last week's contest: We asked you for the name of a proudly Libertarian beer or brewery and you served up:  

THE WINNER:

Atlas Chugged -- Chris Roberts, Skokie, IL

SECOND PLACE:

Rand Pauli Girl -- Joe Kristan

THIRD PLACE:

Foam Head On Me -- Brian Huisman, Burlington Ontario

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Lundwig's Fun Miesesterbrau -- Fatwa Arbuckle

The Free Beer Project -- Eric Larsen, West St. Paul, MN

Ryebert Nozick & John Stout Mill present: Lagerty for All -- Alexander Krumbach, Sandy Springs, GA

Suds of Libeerty -- Andrew Zavage, Philadelphia, PA

Who is John Malt? -- Brian E., New York, NY

Free to Booze -- Jason Bedrick, Chandler, AZ

Gold Standard Blonde -- Rob Blazoff

Audit the Keg™ -- Colin Blake, Boston, MA

All the Other Options Suck Brewery -- Tom D, Phoenix, AZ

Anarchy, State and Brewtopia -- Brett Hoffman, San Diego, CA

Don't Tread on Yeast

Small Govern-Malt -- Adam Kalsey

Stein Rand -- Alex Listvinsky, Belmont, CA

Liberty on Tap -- Scott Leslie, Fairfield, OH

State Smasher -- J.D. Montgomery, Fairfax, VA

Live Free or Drink -- S.H.

Galt's Gulp -- Andrew Killion, San Marcos, CA

Electoral Success -- we have no idea what it tastes like -- Norm B, New Park PA

TANSTAAFB (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Beer) -- Christopher P. Brown, Idlewylde, MD

Live Free or Get  Drunk Brewery -- Ed Perovic, Winnetka, IL

Greenspan's Flawed Model Ale -- J.D.

Bitter About Government IPA

Austrian Style Ale

Miller Lite on Government -- Tim Whalen, Manassas, VA

AND FROM THE COMMENTS

Bastiat's

Made with Galted Barley

Regulate This

Fill your scooner with Lysander Spooner's!

Road to Sudsdom?

No Borders Porters

Atlas Belched

Maltin Friedman

Goldwater

Elizabeth Nolan Brau

Barley Governed

Foster's Small L lager

Comments

[Crusty Juggler]

Remember guys, it's not a competition.

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

STEVE SMITH

[Ivan Pike]

OT

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet,

On this day in 1942, President Franklin Roosevelt issued his most-controversial executive order, an act that sent more than 100,000 people to government-controlled facilities because of their ethnicity.

[Mongo]

Eagles of Butt Plugs

[Chipper Morning Wood]

UnPlug - wirelessly charging buttplug with WiFi

[Crusty Juggler]

FleshMight.

A series of products centered around what it would be like to sexually experience Warty.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

ClitCoin - cryptocurrency based on porn; mine new ClitCoins by uploading amateur porn

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Since it seems to have such a large fan base:

Atlas Plugged
Anal Rand
The Mountin' Head

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Von Pleezes - an Austrian sex robot

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Can't leave out the War Boner.

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Sugar Free app. Turns your texts into Sugar Free slash fic.

[UnCivilServant]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Crusty Juggler]

Liberty Ring:

A cock ring centered around positive libertarian-minded news. For example, the ring would vibrate while you read a story on your phone about Kurt Russel's Second Amendment support. It would be used to fight election-related depression impotence.

[mad.casual]

For example, the ring would vibrate while you read a story on your phone about Kurt Russel's Second Amendment support.

Do I wanna know what happens when I read a 'baby bites dog, both shot by cops' story?

[UnCivilServant]

It depends on how attached you are to your gender identity.

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Thought of a title for a porn film:

Ass-burglar's Syndrome

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Fuck Yeah, That's Wide

[Trshmnstr, terror of the trash]

*polite applause *

[UnCivilServant]

With multiple porn posts this morning now this thread...

Is something going on at reason? A shortage of traffic?

[UnCivilServant]

Clearly though, the next company needs to be:

Rule 34

[Crusty Juggler]

Mood Rings:

A series of cock rings that stimulate the genitals based upon your frame of mind.

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Wear while reading reason to actually feel the nut punches.

[Roger the Shrubber]

Free to Choose - a vibratory base with interchangeable attachments.

Be sure to send it in, Chris Roberts of Skokie, IL

[Roger the Shrubber]

You, too, Jason Bedrick of Chandler, AZ

[Crusty Juggler]

I can see where you stand on intellectual property law.

[Roger the Shrubber]

I claim the bragging rights. Chris can keep the one-year digital subscription.

[Mongo]

Ha! Way to bust those chumps, Roger.

[cgr2727]

Checked the timestamp on my email again just to be sure. Beat you by a mere four minutes, after adjusting for time zones. Nice of Reason to offer the digital subscription, but I'm holding out for a leg lamp.

[Roger the Shrubber]

...after adjusting for time zones.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

[cgr2727]

Timestamp on my email in Central time, vs. Reason's comment thread in what I assume is Eastern time. At least that's what I think based on my comments showing up with a stamp one hour "later" than the time it is where I am right now.

Actually, I know where you live because I'm really just a troll for the NSA, looking for random woodchipper references.

[cgr2727]

Also, this makes me remember 10-12 years ago when an issue of Reason had an individualized cover with a satellite photo of the subscriber's address.

[cgr2727]

Saw yours in the comments last week, but went back and checked the time stamp on my email. Beat you to it, but kudos to you. Great minds think alike.

[chutestasi]

I've made $66,000 so far this year working online and I'm a full time student. I'm using an online business opportunity I heard about and I've made such great money. It's really user friendly and I'm just so happy that I found out about it.

Heres what I've been doing... http://www.alpha-careers.com

[AlmightyJB]

Back Door

[0x90]

? Apple iPod Touch Me (also available: iKink Edition, with Force Touch technology)
? Nintendo Wii Golden Edition (water-resistant)

[Roger the Shrubber]

Playstation Teledildonics

[Dr No]

The ButtPluggr app alerts you in the most appropriate possible way whenever Congress takes a vote.

[JoWaDat889]

Man that guy doesnt have a clue man.

http://www.Anon-Net.tk

[Dr No]

Make your video game victory dance that much more realistic with the Call of Duty Live Teabag app.

[db]

DickTime

[db]

Clitter

[db]

P?ber

Some "ebglishbscript"

[db]

Floggr

[db]

ROM Job

[Trshmnstr, terror of the trash]

ClitBit
"O" on the go
FapApp

[Bobarian (Would Chip Her)]

Grand Theft Auto: STEVE SMITH Edition

[WittyName]

iCarlos Danger

The app that will change your life! (not always for the better)

[Fist of Etiquette]

HeavyPets.com

GeoTitties

NymphoSpace

DogStile

HotJobs.com

[lap83]

Horny Birds

[Dr No]

Click "Yes" "Yes!" "YES!" to use ClitFinder.

[Dr No]

'A few companies seem to be dominating the brand-spanking-new, app-connected sex toy market.'

Brand Spanking New Brand Spanking App. It's new!

[lukashik]

The technology is so developed that we can watch videos, live streaming, TV serials and any of our missed programs within our mobiles and PCs. Showbox
All we need is a mobile or PC with a very good internet connection. There are many applications by which we can enjoy videos, our missed programs, live streaming etc.