I'm always skeptical when any sort of trend is directly attributed to a pop-culture happening, but you never know. In the past, plummeting undershirt sales have been attributed to Clark Gable not wearing one in It Happened One Night and Happy Days' auteur Garry Marshall still swears (sans evidence) that an episode in which Fonzie got a library card saved the country from the brink of mass illiteracy. Oddly, Marshall failed to note a meteoric increase in shark-jumping incidents after another, even-more-celebrated episode of Happy Days.
The latest instance has at least better timing. Red Lobster, the seafood chain, is attributing at least part of its recent 33 percent spike in receipts to what its CEO is calling a "Beyonce Bounce." The singer, who appeared as part of the halftime show on Sunday's Super Bowl, warbles in her new hit "Formation" that "When he fuck me good/I take his ass to Red Lobster."
YouTube
"We are absolutely delighted with what we saw over the weekend, particularly the consumer sentiment that we saw expressed," Kim Lopdrup, CEO of Red Lobster, told CNBC. "It's clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that."
Well, maybe. As NBC News notes, other factors may be at work, too: "The restaurant traditionally experiences a spike in sales during this time of year due to their annual 'Lobster Fest' promotion," a Super Bowl weeked, and the near-start of Lent (during which many Catholics abstain from meat) have also got to be thrown into the mix.
Because the media is so serious about tracking the effects of popular culture on mass behavior, we'll check in later in the month to see if Red Lobster's surge keeps pace with plays of "Formation" (which is approaching 18 million views on YouTube as of this writing).
And perhaps if that long-rumored Nicki Minaj track name-checking Long John Silver's as her preferred post-coital eatery ever comes out, we'll be able to run a natural experiment on the whole concept once and for all.
On Shrove Tuesday (last meat, anyone?), here's the uncensored version of "Formation" (NSFW):
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I thought it was pretty good. I don't know why people thought it was the best movie, but it was fine in that sort of boring, grown-up movie sort of way.
If Lent is just starting tomorrow with Ash Wednesday (Catholics help me out here), how is it that Red Lobster could attribute better sales previous to this point? Wouldn't Catholics start eating more seafood AFTER Lent begins????
Any song related spike in Red Lobster sales would be derived from people who listen or have heard of the song. If you don't hear the song, the song couldn't have motivated you to go to Red Lobster. And any increase would have to come from listeners who actually understand the lyrics (I still think there's a bathroom on the right). And finally, any increase would have to be from the sub-sub-set of listeners who understand the lyrics and are predisposed to being influenced by those lyrics.
Notwithstanding her relative popularity (more people in the country probably haven't heard of the song than have), it seems like the relevant subset would have to be doing an awful lot of eating at Red Lobster for them to be responsible for any more than a bump in Red Lobster sales. In other words, a 33% bump? Not a result of her song.
"Good evening, folks. I'm Malcolm, and I'll be your sever this evening. Oh, I see someone got fucked good today. Congratulations! Can I interest either of you in a Mango Mai Tai, or a Shrimpwreck Mary?"
I like how the original article from NBC somehow neglects to mention that Red Lobster is doing Lobsterfest right the hell now, which could have something to do with the bump as well.
People! While at least a couple have your heart in the right place, Lobster girl is all about the side boob. No side boob, no Lobster girl. Although I'm sure an exception could be made for nice under boob. Below is guide with examples of both.
She has to be making a special effort to look as terrible as possible. I mean, she's pretty fat and dumpy, but she also seems to go out of her way to dress and hold herself in the least flattering way possible.
I had heard of lobster girl way before I saw the pic and assumed she was some kind of mutant. I couldn't figure out why everybody wanted to see some poor deformed girl all the time.
Also the NBC article (not the Asswipe or whatever it is) stated the 33% increase was for Sunday over a year ago.
What was the weather like last year on that Sunday? Was last year's Sunday statistically LOWER than expected? Last years Super Bowl had approximately 3 million more viewers at least at the start.
FFS why am I even wasting my time on this? (Cuz it is more fun that doing my work)
Sorry but these are facts. Gleaned from pop culture and I used to have a friend who waitered at Red Lobster.
Black people like Red Lobster in greater proportion than white people. Lots of white people like Red Lobster too, but these are generally small-town hicks. City and other urbane whites think that Red Lobster is trash and beneath them. Not a REAL seafood restaurant.
Also, black people at Red Lobster like to order strawberry daiquiris.
And perhaps if that long-rumored Nicki Minaj track name-checking Long John Silver's as her preferred post-coital eatery ever comes out, we'll be able to run a natural experiment on the whole concept once and for all.
I would have thought she'd be more into Joe's Crab Shack.
I didn't watch the Super Bowl. Did she really sing the "f-word" as part of the song's lyrics? Was the word "bleeped" or silenced? The controversy I've heard about the song has been about its supposed support of violence against police, because of the presence in the video of people said to resemble members of the Black Panther Party. If the song included the word "fuck", I'd expect the controversy over that would have been huge, but I haven't heard a word about it until now, so I presume the word was censored in some way. But a few years ago, I don't think you could say "ass" on TV either, unless you were talking about a donkey, yet now you hear it frequently. So I presume that word was not censored. Right?
The technology is so developed that we can watch videos, live streaming, TV serials and any of our missed programs within our mobiles and PCs. Showbox
All we need is a mobile or PC with a very good internet connection. There are many applications by which we can enjoy videos, our missed programs, live streaming etc.
Red Lobster? That's what she gives him when he fucks her good?
Sure, I bet Jay-Z is cool with that.
a cheap no talent vile slut . spare us coverage of these degenerates .
Any word on whether the song has influenced the relative incidence of fucking?
I'm usually thinking about Beyonce during sex.
Wait, that's Rihanna.
Ain't marriage grand?
Hell, why wouldn't you want to think about Rihanna anyway?
I'd definitely rather think of her than Beyonc?, since's she's orders of magnitude more attractive.
Something something... body shaming...
Cheddar bay biscuits... Mmmmm...
[unzip]
The Fam Ain't Eatin' Chedder Biscuits
I need to study the Beyonce Bounce... in my bunk.
#LobsterLivesMatter
"It's clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that," Lopdrup added, crediting the pop star with filling its restaurants with new converts, their humming genitals still slicked and raw as they tuck into heaping plates of shrimp scampi.
Just imagine the smell.
Garlic, Old Bay, and eau d'bedroom dancing.
Meh, it already smelled like tuna before...
"And now, to raise this beautiful new flag, a red lobster that won't ruin your dinner, Dr. John Zoidberg!"
Sales of Pinot jumped and Merlot dropped after sideways. So I heard.
I heard that too. In fact, I heard that Merlot had a massive drop in sales. Will not google because the myth is too fun.
I drank nore merlot after attempting to watch that piece of crap.
I enjoyed it. Something different. Plus that guy from wings was in it, so it had that going on.
Yeah? I'm glad David Schramm is still getting work.
That was Paul Giamatti, but I can see how you got confused.
I thought it was pretty good. I don't know why people thought it was the best movie, but it was fine in that sort of boring, grown-up movie sort of way.
If Lent is just starting tomorrow with Ash Wednesday (Catholics help me out here), how is it that Red Lobster could attribute better sales previous to this point? Wouldn't Catholics start eating more seafood AFTER Lent begins????
Shut up, that's why!
/Nick
Catholics don't eat shellfish.
Jews dont eat shellfish. Or should tgat be jewish?
Jews, Catholics, Muslims... whatever.
The preferred nomenclature is "those who start all wars."
"People of the book"
I will have no problem giving up Red Lobster for Lent.
Obviously you've never been to New Orleans.
Presumably...
Any song related spike in Red Lobster sales would be derived from people who listen or have heard of the song. If you don't hear the song, the song couldn't have motivated you to go to Red Lobster. And any increase would have to come from listeners who actually understand the lyrics (I still think there's a bathroom on the right). And finally, any increase would have to be from the sub-sub-set of listeners who understand the lyrics and are predisposed to being influenced by those lyrics.
Notwithstanding her relative popularity (more people in the country probably haven't heard of the song than have), it seems like the relevant subset would have to be doing an awful lot of eating at Red Lobster for them to be responsible for any more than a bump in Red Lobster sales. In other words, a 33% bump? Not a result of her song.
I wonder what's the bump from putting out a presser speciously crediting a world-famous pop-star for driving sales.
The song played during the superbowl, you know, the 3rd most watched tv broadcast ever... maybe a few people might have heard it then
Yeah, but who the hell actually watches the halftime show? Some chicks do, that's it.
Maybe the 3rd most watched super bowl ever. Not most watched TV broadcast...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki.....ons_League
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_50
3rd most watched US TV broadcast
I don't remember hearing "when he fuck me good" during the half-time show myself. Granted, I wasn't paying much attention.
Also is Beyonce ok because Black? Or Not Ok because PETA and lobsters?
I mean is there a progressive SJW guidebook to follow all this? There is no way we could do it ourselves.
"Good evening, folks. I'm Malcolm, and I'll be your sever this evening. Oh, I see someone got fucked good today. Congratulations! Can I interest either of you in a Mango Mai Tai, or a Shrimpwreck Mary?"
Beyonce = "When he fuck me good/I take his ass to Red Lobster."
CEO of Red Lobster ="It's clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that."
DID HE JUST CALL HER A SLUT?
Not quite. If he'd said "Beyonce has created some Red Lobster fans", then he would have.
I like how the original article from NBC somehow neglects to mention that Red Lobster is doing Lobsterfest right the hell now, which could have something to do with the bump as well.
No Lobster Girl? No Lobsterfest.
Pretty sure Lobster Girl is largely unheard of outside Hit'n'Run commentariat circles. Which is as it should be.
No one has ever taken me to Red Lobster.
Certainly at least you can take yourself. Seems appropriate.
Sit on your hand for a few minutes before you pay the bill.
There--Dinner with a Stranger.
Would.
Obviously you've never fucked anyone good.
So, is Beyonce the new Lobster Girl?
The more lobster girls, the better.
This is my suggestion for the new lobster girl. I will say that again: this is my suggestion for the new lobster girl.
Is that Lena Dunham?
At this point, she's just an American Borat, right?
Only, not funny
I could have listened.
Antidote
That's a big lobster.
Wow. There are a lot of lobster girls.
People! While at least a couple have your heart in the right place, Lobster girl is all about the side boob. No side boob, no Lobster girl. Although I'm sure an exception could be made for nice under boob. Below is guide with examples of both.
http://thechive.com/2011/10/28.....33-photos/
She has to be making a special effort to look as terrible as possible. I mean, she's pretty fat and dumpy, but she also seems to go out of her way to dress and hold herself in the least flattering way possible.
That is her thing.
And why is lobster girl pic not on this article? That is,a total fail.
If this were one of the Reason Newbies, it would be forgivable.
I had heard of lobster girl way before I saw the pic and assumed she was some kind of mutant. I couldn't figure out why everybody wanted to see some poor deformed girl all the time.
Not bad for the third talented member of Destiny's Child.
*Most talented. Words are hard.
Also the NBC article (not the Asswipe or whatever it is) stated the 33% increase was for Sunday over a year ago.
What was the weather like last year on that Sunday? Was last year's Sunday statistically LOWER than expected? Last years Super Bowl had approximately 3 million more viewers at least at the start.
FFS why am I even wasting my time on this? (Cuz it is more fun that doing my work)
The song was only released this weekend. No way in hell they could measure the impact on Red Lobster yet. This is a case of the press getting trolled.
I wouldn't be surprised. A 33% increase for a Darden restaurant is like one extra table a week.
Plus, it wouldn't be surprised if famous musicians tastes or song mentions increase sales for certain brands.
I wanna put sum battery clamps on dat azz and make Bey do tha Electric Twerk....
BTW, what's the point of Matthew Modine on the waterskis?
Stills from the Full Metal Jacket sequal - Joker's RR trip to China Beach
I find "Queen Bey" more offensive than bae or smh or things not being ok.
Progressives are finally calling Hillary out for her graft, but pretending that she was somehow exposed by Bernie and Warren (somehow) and ignoring their own defenses of her with cries of no proof just a few months ago. Of course, this is somehow being called 'honest graft.' Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. She does favors, they funnel money to her. Sounds like pretty typical graft to me. Salon even takes a shot at her for her private email server.
She is taking money from evil people and using it for good.
Obviously.
Yeah, fighting fire with fire.
I think there was a lot of red lobster twittering as well.
I would also guess that beyonce's choice of red lobster was aimed at the listeners who would normally be early adopters of her pop culture.
I have no idea what the intersection of red lobster is with Beyonc? fans.
What is a "Beyonce" and why should I care?
She's some hot, rich chick who apparently sings or something.
Sorry but these are facts. Gleaned from pop culture and I used to have a friend who waitered at Red Lobster.
Black people like Red Lobster in greater proportion than white people. Lots of white people like Red Lobster too, but these are generally small-town hicks. City and other urbane whites think that Red Lobster is trash and beneath them. Not a REAL seafood restaurant.
Also, black people at Red Lobster like to order strawberry daiquiris.
I believe it.
This is why I stopped fucking Beyonce.
I would have thought she'd be more into Joe's Crab Shack.
What about the Avengers supposedly boosting sales of shawarma? Was that real or not?
I didn't watch the Super Bowl. Did she really sing the "f-word" as part of the song's lyrics? Was the word "bleeped" or silenced? The controversy I've heard about the song has been about its supposed support of violence against police, because of the presence in the video of people said to resemble members of the Black Panther Party. If the song included the word "fuck", I'd expect the controversy over that would have been huge, but I haven't heard a word about it until now, so I presume the word was censored in some way. But a few years ago, I don't think you could say "ass" on TV either, unless you were talking about a donkey, yet now you hear it frequently. So I presume that word was not censored. Right?
The technology is so developed that we can watch videos, live streaming, TV serials and any of our missed programs within our mobiles and PCs. Showbox
All we need is a mobile or PC with a very good internet connection. There are many applications by which we can enjoy videos, our missed programs, live streaming etc.
Impressive catch!
Gross.
I will take any chance I get to listen to Lunatic Fringe.