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A.M. Links: GOP Debate Tonight, Alan Rickman Dead at 69, Terrorist Attack in Jakarta

Damon Root | 1.14.2016 9:00 AM

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  • Alan Rickman, the British actor best known for his iconic roles in Die Hard and the Harry Potter series, has died at age 69.
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Left-wing magazine The Nation has endorsed Bernie Sanders for president.

    NOOOOOOOOO!

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      They are on the list!

      /Hillary

      1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

        They named name!

      2. Krokko   9 years ago

        +1 Lighten up, Francis.

    2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      Hello.

      "Left-wing magazine The Nation has endorsed Bernie Sanders for president."

      She blinded me with obviousness.

    3. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      Dog endorses man.

      1. Microaggressor   9 years ago

        Dog endorses its own vomit.

    4. Zeb   9 years ago

      They hadn't already? Seems obvious.

  2. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

    1) Today in the Washington Post there's an article on how small plans with low costs are facing punitive taxes, "stemm[ing] from an obscure part of the Affordable Care Act designed to support health plans with lots of sick, expensive customers by giving them money from plans with healthier customers."

    Man, it's years down the road, and we still finding out just how bad Obamacare is. I've read a couple different places that even with a Republican congress and a Republican in the White House, the elephants don't really plan to repeal Obamacare. But the thing is, the more time goes on, the more it becomes apparent the whole thing is a pile of shit. I think if Republicans do find themselves controlling the levers of office in 2017, they'll have no choice but to repeal it.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

      137) Goddamnit. Okay, try this link. And correct Thought numbering, too.

      1. Tonio   9 years ago

        Dammit, the squirrels are also active this morning.

    2. Tonio   9 years ago

      Another reset of your numbering system, JATNAS? Enquiring minds want to know.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

        Nope, just technical difficulties here at JATNAS Broadcasting System.

        1. Tonio   9 years ago

          +1 Old-school test pattern with plains indian accompanied by 1KHz tone.

          1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

            "Please Stand By"

            1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

              *stands by*

    3. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      "an obscure part of the Affordable Care Act"

      How many times have people been screwed over with "obscure" laws?

      No, Obamacare is not an "obscure" law, you can't just say, "oh, we didn't know about *that* part."

      And assuming the provision is obscure, doesn't the media bear a share of the blame?

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        Hey, Pelosi said that they had to pass it to see what was in it, what more do you want?

        1. Mickey Rat   9 years ago

          The whole thing a a obscure to Congress when they passed it which should have a been a killer argument against the damned thing

      2. Zeb   9 years ago

        We need a law against obscure laws.

      3. Restoras   9 years ago

        Feature, not a bug.

      4. Mainer2   9 years ago

        They told us at the time they knew it wasn't perfect.

    4. Illocust   9 years ago

      The republicans may just be waiting for the democrats to beg them to let the bill be repealed. Once Obama's out of power everyone but Pelosi will lose the last reason to have their names attached to this mess.

      1. Rich   9 years ago

        Hence, "Democratcare".

      2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        No, Dems will say, "we compromised too much - we didn't go for single-payer - no wonder the law isn't working!"

        1. Monty Crisco   9 years ago

          First rule of liberalism: the failure of liberalism AUTOMATICALLY justifies MORE LIBERAL POLICIES!!!

          1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

            The solution to government failure is always more government.

    5. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

      Obamacare was intentionally designed to give everyone awesome benefits during Barry's tenure and punt all of the adverse effects until after he was gone.

      1. Illocust   9 years ago

        It failed on the first part, though. The awesome benefits failed to materialize and everything has already gotten really bad. Those states refusing to sign on with the whole horse and pony show fucked the democrats out of their gilded years that were supposed to get everybody settled into the new normal. Now the bill's coming due and no one is really attached to the bennies provided by the legislation.

        Instead of being able to smoothly transition to single payer as the system collapses under its own weight, the democrats are forced to argue that we shouldn't roll back to the system we had before. They failed to create a government run baseline better than the baseline we already had, and with the constant hits people are starting to forget the things they didn't like about the past.

        1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

          Well, I'm sure somehow or another that's the Republicans' fault because TEH RACEISM or something.

          1. WTF   9 years ago

            No, because the republicans wouldn't help to make it a good bill and take part in passing it. I have actually seen this argument being made.

            1. Mainer2   9 years ago

              It's one of the common arguments I see.

        2. robc   9 years ago

          Only because he won reelection.

        3. TheZeitgeist   9 years ago

          Obamacare was intentionally designed to give everyone awesome benefits during Barry's tenure and punt all of the adverse effects until after he was gone.

          'Real' insurance starts being liable and potentially footing bills day you have it, not several decades of payments later. Most private insurers do not make money on premiums, but on returns from investing the 'float.'

          Ponzi schemes can't work in that actuarial structure, even over short time horizons like Barry's career. No way can a Ponzi setup be liquid enough to make payments soon as tomorrow, maintain the political baksheesh, and stay solvent at the same time. Something's gotta give starting day 1.

      2. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

        Obamacare was intentionally designed to keep healthcare from collapsing under the weight of its' collusive price fixing. It isn't working, nor will it ever, any more than student loans will make education affordable.

        Your answer was accurate as well.

        1. Bill Dalasio   9 years ago

          Because mandating purchase of a product and setting requirements that said product be standardized regardless of consumer demand is the absolute perfect way to prevent a system of collusive price fixing.

    6. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      I told you Yanks from the day they passed the bill you were fucked despite all the 'we gonna' rhetoric.

      You're goosed and Obama goosed you.

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        Yup, it's never going away. The republicans, true their "Stupid Party" status, will work with the democrats to pass innumerable "fixes" that will keep making things worse, until there is just "no choice" but to implement single-payer.

        1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          And that 2 000 paged monstrosity will turn into 20 000 pages in no time flat!

      2. Zeb   9 years ago

        Yeah, I think we knew that. But someone's got to try at least.

    7. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

      The stupid party leadership was bragging about accomplishing their back home promise by passing that repeal bill a couple of weeks ago (that was predictably vetoed by Obama) as if that was the entire thing. "We pass a repeal, mission accomplished!" No dickwad, your activist base wants the thing actually repealed.

      Reminds me of one of my old sergeants. "I'll try"=a quiter who has already quit. Like the big gray bags of shit.

    8. Certified Public Asshat   9 years ago

      My premiums actually dropped 16% from last year*

      *This is not an endorsement of the ACA.

      1. Citizen X   9 years ago

        My premiums went up by about that amount, and both my network and the list of covered services shrank substantially. Thanks, Obama!

        1. Lee G   9 years ago

          In 3 years, premiums and deductible have doubled.

          I'm loving it.

          1. Citizen X   9 years ago

            Ha! My deductible only went up by 33%!

      2. WTF   9 years ago

        Then you are one of the lucky few. This was not the case for the vast majority.

      3. Illocust   9 years ago

        Mine stayed about the same, but I'm somebody you don't want on your system. My monthly medication alone eats up the entirety of my premiums from both myself and my employer.

      4. Teaching Student   9 years ago

        Mine went up about 15%, I couldn't afford it and lost my insurance for the last quarter... great fucking system...

      5. Mike Laursen   9 years ago

        I'm covered by health insurance at work, and am benefiting from the improved HSA rules that raised the limits and allow the money to roll over from year to year. But I think my situation is better than anybody who is facing having to self-insure.

        The really interesting thing that happens is that both my and my wife's doctors switched over to a accept-no-insurance-at-all, pre-paid concierge model this year. They just don't even want to deal with insurance anymore.

  3. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

    The next GOP presidential debate occurs tonight in Charleston, South Carolina.

    SOOOOO PREDICTABLE THEY WOULD HAVE A DEBATE THERE - WHY NOT HANG CONFEDERATE FLAGS ALL AROUND TOO???!

    /Proggie

    1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

      Stereotyping is something only bigots do, like racist southerners.

  4. Bee Tagger   9 years ago

    The next GOP presidential debate occurs tonight in Charleston, South Carolina.

    I may watch just to see if someone acts on bad advice and brings up the confederate flag issue.

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      *arches eyebrow, sips coffee*

    2. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

      Exactly. There is no candidate on that stage who would benefit from mentioning the confederate flag in any context.

      1. Zeb   9 years ago

        Indeed. It probably wouldn't make anyone any new friends and would definitely make enemies.

        1. Rich   9 years ago

          So, we agree that The Donald will do it?

        2. Citizen X   9 years ago

          In other words, Trump is gonna bring it up, and everyone else will react by going Full Retard, and Trump will come out with a bump in the polls.

          1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

            +1 linguistic killshot

            /Scott Adams

  5. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Alan Rickman, the British actor best known for his iconic roles in Die Hard and the Harry Potter series, has died at age 69.

    I warned everyone after Bowie, but did anyone take me seriously?

    1. Banjos   9 years ago

      I'm now going to have to watch Die Hard while listening to Space Oddity and see if they match up.

      1. Zeb   9 years ago

        I hear if you listen to Space Oddity and Motorhead's Orgasmatron at the same time it will blow your mind.

        1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          I thought you died.

          1. Zeb   9 years ago

            Not as far as I know.

    2. Zeb   9 years ago

      Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman makes three. And they were all about the same age.

      1. Free Society   9 years ago

        69 is the new 27

      2. Juice   9 years ago

        All born in 1945, the year of the A-bomb. Coincidence?

        /yes

        1. Citizen X   9 years ago

          You know who else experienced a significant life event in 1945?

          1. thrakkorzog   9 years ago

            Tsutomu Yamaguchi?

            1. Citizen X   9 years ago

              +2 atomic blasts

    3. greasonable   9 years ago

      Another inductee into the 69 club, innit?

      1. Anomalous   9 years ago

        That used to have a much more positive meaning.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    The complete list of 2016 Oscar nominees has been announced.

    ZZZzzzzZzzzzZZZzzzz huh what?

  7. Bee Tagger   9 years ago

    Three winning tickets were sold for the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot.

    Don't do it, Charlie Bucket. Don't sell that golden ticket to those dumb adults.

  8. Juvenile Bluster   9 years ago

    First I don't win Powerball, then Alan Rickman dies. Today sucks.

  9. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

    HANS GRUBER IS DEAD.

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      Again?!

      1. Dark Lord of the cis   9 years ago

        It was a very tall building Swiss.

    2. WTF   9 years ago

      "Yipee-kay-ay, motherfucker!"

    3. Citizen X   9 years ago

      You know what other fella with a German name is dead?

      1. Rich   9 years ago

        I suggest you Goethe Google to find out.

      2. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

        Amadeus Mozart?

        1. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

          Alois Schickelguber?

          Also, Amadeus was a French affectation Mozart picked up while he was in Paris. His middle name at birth was Gottlieb.

    4. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

      Nuh uh.

      "When you steal six hundred dollars, you can disappear...but when you steal six hundred million, they will find you...unless you play dead."

      1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

        The part of the script that confused me was when he threatened Holly and said 'since I'm moving up to kidnapping'.

        Moving up? He killed two people in the movie. Last I checked murder kidnapping. I think that was one of those 'oops' in the script.

        1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          I put the symbol for 'greater' and it didn't catch. Anyway, murder -greater- than kidnapping was the point.

          1. Zeb   9 years ago

            But kidnapping requires more planning and commitment. Murder you just do it and it's done.

            1. thrakkorzog   9 years ago

              Except he had already kidnapped something like 30 people. If you go and take an entire office Christmas party hostage at gunpoint, that's a whole lot of kidnapping charges.

              1. Zeb   9 years ago

                That was a general comment. I don't even know what we are talking about.

    5. thrakkorzog   9 years ago

      By Grabthar's Hammer, he will be avenged!

      1. Rhywun   9 years ago

        Thank you - came here to post his most memorable quote.

        1. Clich? Bandit   9 years ago

          You were never serious about the craft!

          1. Crusty Juggler   9 years ago

            "Never give up, never surrender!"

            1. Rhywun   9 years ago

              "I see you managed to get your shirt off."

      2. Juice   9 years ago

        Don't do that! I'm serious!

        1. Monty Crisco   9 years ago

          BY THE SONS OF WORVANE I AM TOO!!

      3. Clich? Bandit   9 years ago

        And I am serious that that movie is an underrated treasure trove of excellent acting, screenwriting, and cinematography.

        1. Crusty Juggler   9 years ago

          Yes.

      4. HolgerDanske   9 years ago

        By Grabthar's Hammer, he will be avenged!

        He brought a whole lot of class to that movie.

        Also, "Grabthar" might just be the perfect super hero name for Biden or Slick Willy.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    In a brazen midday assault, a team of well-armed militants detonated explosives and opened fire Thursday in the heart of the Indonesian capital of Jakarta.

    If only Indonesia's GOP would let them enact sensible gun control legislation.

    1. WTF   9 years ago

      Background checks and closing the gun show loophole, especially.

      1. Monty Crisco   9 years ago

        MY GOD WON'T ANYBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?

  11. Rich   9 years ago

    police believe that they were linked to ISIS, and the Islamic State-affiliated Aamaq News Agency reported people from that terror group were behind the bloodshed.

    Meh. ISIS is just a bunch of clowns in pick-up trucks, or however the president characterized them.

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      "The analogy we use around here sometimes, and I think is accurate, is if a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms that doesn't make them Kobe Bryant."

      /Teh Lightworker

      1. Private Chipperbot   9 years ago

        Hold on now. They have the rape thing down okay.

  12. Bee Tagger   9 years ago

    The complete list of 2016 Oscar nominees has been announced.

    On the same day as a GOP presidential primary debate? Do we have enough news coverers to adequately cover these huge news events?

    1. Citizen X   9 years ago

      One is an overhyped self-congratulatory wankfest for preening sociopathic narcissists, the other is the Oscars.

      1. Tonio   9 years ago

        [golf clap]

      2. Sapient Mulch   9 years ago

        One is an overhyped self-congratulatory wankfest for preening sociopathic narcissists, the other is the Oscars.

        Got it. State of the Union, followed by Hollywood.

    2. Dark Lord of the cis   9 years ago

      I think they've already over covered both.

    3. straffinrun   9 years ago

      I can only wank to one of those.

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

        The sultry sounds of JEB!'s pontificating?

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          *projectile vomits*

      2. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   9 years ago

        You stroked it to Guillermo del Toro, Ang Lee and John Krasinski announcing the nominees?

  13. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

    "In a brazen midday assault, a team of well-armed militants detonated explosives and opened fire Thursday in the heart of the Indonesian capital of Jakarta."

    Well, strike another off the list of "moderate" Islamic countries?

    1. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

      At this point, start with a blank sheet and add countries to it.

      So... what's on the moderate list? Bosnia? Haven't heard much come out from there lately.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon   9 years ago

        Brunei's pretty quiet.

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          The Sultan is too busy inviting Usher out to his $500M yacht?

      2. Tonio   9 years ago

        Bosnia, Albania, Kurdistan. Azerbaijan? Maybe Turkey? Formerly Lebanon.

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          Bosnia - pretty much.

          Albania - nominally Islamic? Hoxa was as savage as any commie in supressing religion. I think Albania's state religion now is "Crime".

          Azerbaijan - had some trouble, but is too busy growling and circling Armenia (and vice versa) to be much of a hotspot?

          Turkey - I sure hope they stay that way...

          Kurd areas - wish we could help them more.

          1. Tonio   9 years ago

            Thanks, Switzy.

        2. Citizen X   9 years ago

          Kinakuta?

          1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

            +1 Data haven

      3. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

        Bosniaks are moving north. Last one out of Sarajevo, plz turn lights off, thx.

    2. straffinrun   9 years ago

      Brazen Islamic country?

    3. Tonio   9 years ago

      Not moderate.

      I was going to write something about how at least this happened in a country which had been enabling and ultimately breeding muslim extremism, then I remembered that some of the western countries which have suffered attacks have also, perhaps unwittingly, been doing the same thing.

    4. Zeb   9 years ago

      Or at least moderately non-fucked-up countries. I wouldn't say the mere presence of militants makes the whole country non-moderate, necessarily. I would imagine the more moderate Muslim countries would be more likely to face attacks like this with the aim of making the governments less moderate.

    5. Restoras   9 years ago

      Hang on their LTC. The headline says 'militants' so we really don't know who's responsible or what their intentions were.

      1. Citizen X   9 years ago

        Balinese separatists, maybe? Goddamn Hindoo splitters!

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          The Java Liberation Front?

          1. Citizen X   9 years ago

            Reminds me, i gotta go get some more coffee.

        2. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          Dutch revanchists?

        3. straffinrun   9 years ago

          Bundy Ranchers?

        4. bacon-magic   9 years ago

          PLO?

    6. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

      Depends on whether they were native or not, probably, otherwise you'd have call the US and France radical Islamic states.

  14. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

    http://youtu.be/cfNzZre-sIU

  15. Rich   9 years ago

    Internet set to cut cord with US government this year

    If the US government approves the plan, ?.

    Now, *that* is cutting the cord.

    1. Illocust   9 years ago

      How does the US gov control the internet at this point. Do they just have a say on the protocols?

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        Even so, turning it over to the equivalent of the UN seems like a foolish idea.

    2. Hyperbolical (wadair)   9 years ago

      Each state should be responsible for its own name space. A commons always ends in tragedy.

  16. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Paul LePage: Lawmakers to Begin Process for Impeachment of Maine Governor, Report Says

    Nine Maine lawmakers will attempt to start the process Thursday by pressing for a House vote to launch a private investigation into eight of the governor's actions, the Associated Press reports.

  17. Pope Jimbo   9 years ago

    Totally Honest Browns Ad

    Get yer season tickets!

    1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      Paul Brown is sad.

  18. Illocust   9 years ago

    "Three winning tickets were sold for the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot."

    My work pot was unfortunately not one of them, so my company lucked out and didn't lose an entire department to retirement (It was hilarious, we had two levels of management and all the product experts in on the pot).

    1. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

      What luck for them! They should buy a lotto ticket.

      1. Illocust   9 years ago

        Bah, none of seriously expected to win. We're all engineers, though, so the money for the pot means nothing to us. Besides, the bonding experience of knowing we all want to flip off the company together was a reward in and of itself (seriously, two layers of management up has terrible morale).

        1. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

          I know you didn't. The joke was just sitting there, and I can resist anything except temptation.

  19. Rich   9 years ago

    You may be powerless to stop a drone from hovering over your own yard

    he grabbed his Benelli M1 Super 90 shotgun, took aim and unleashed three rounds of birdshot.

    Feel the Ben!

    1. Tonio   9 years ago

      And while that remedy is (legally) available to people in rural areas, that can get you in trouble in most towns and cities. However, drones are fragile and I can think of a number of non-firearm mechanisms for dealing with that problem, starting with a garden hose, tennis ball launchers, net guns, drones dropping nets from above, etc.

      1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

        Jarts

        1. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

          With contact fuze!

      2. Citizen X   9 years ago

        ...attack animals of various species...

      3. Tonio   9 years ago

        A good air rifle could also put a hurting on one, or at least wreck the camera. Technically illegal in most towns and cities, but since they are quiet your risk of getting caught is much lower.

        Also, RF jammers.

        1. Clich? Bandit   9 years ago

          RF jammers are more illegal than firearms.

      4. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

        Nerf bow and arrow

      5. Rich   9 years ago

        I've said it before: Counter-drone drones.

      6. Restoras   9 years ago

        A tennis ball gun with two tennis balls loaded and connected with a cord. Chain shot for drones.

    2. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

      Sounds more like you may be powerless to avoid being punished after doing so. Technically.

    3. greasonable   9 years ago

      So, the shooter took the card with whatever video was on it. Did he ever show the contents, that we might gauge for ourselves if it was unreasonably low?

  20. Juvenile Bluster   9 years ago

    This is the third part of a three part story about a man who was falsely convicted of murder and spent 15 years in prison.

    If you want to know why the American justice system will continue to be completely fucked, no matter what we do, check out this quote from a juror on why they convicted him:

    "The jury decided that the evidence wasn't overwhelming but we all decided to convict him because he was the only one we could make accountable for this poor girl's murder," Benton said.

    1. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

      Someone must've done it. He's someone.

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        More like "someone needs to pay for this, he's someone, so he must pay". They didn't even really think that he had necessarily done it.

    2. WTF   9 years ago

      Jesus Christ, typical jurors are even worse that I thought.

    3. This Machine   9 years ago

      That's some messed up shit. I know jury duty is a huge chore but it almost makes me wish that my number gets called, if only for a chance to stop this mockery of justice from happening again.

      1. R C Dean   9 years ago

        I've been called for grand jury selection. Not selected yet, and the odds they will take me are vanishingly low, but I am not trying to get out of it. If selected, I will serve. I think it will be really interesting.

        1. dan'o en barrel   9 years ago

          The trick to beating jury duty is...

    4. Jordan   9 years ago

      Taking Obama's "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING" philosophy into the jury box.

    5. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

      "The jury decided that the evidence wasn't overwhelming but we all decided to convict him because he was the only one we could make accountable for this poor girl's murder," Benton said.

      "And also because we knew we would never be held accountable for it."

    6. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      That's awful.

  21. SugarFree   9 years ago

    Was I Raped?

    1. Rich   9 years ago

      Let me answer that question by posing another: Is That Illustration NSFW?

      1. SugarFree   9 years ago

        Only if you are sexually aroused by tiny dolls.

        1. Citizen X   9 years ago

          That doesn't exclude very much of the commentariat, probably.

        2. Rich   9 years ago

          But ? BOOBY!

        3. Sexbot   9 years ago

          "tiny dolls"

          WOULD

      2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        Probably not SFW, but it *is* safe if you're worried about getting sexually stimulated.

    2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      According to this account, her band was raping Mary J. Blige's music.

      And if you're a Jezebel writer but still can't be certain whether something is rape, it probably isn't.

    3. This Machine   9 years ago

      *mouses over link*

      Not clicking on that. Don't want to exceed my daily derp limit or I might lose my job at the derp reactor.

    4. WTF   9 years ago

      If you have to ask, the answer is "no".

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

        ^This, unless there is a loss of consciousness involved.

        1. Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

          Or a victim of SugarFree's fanfic.

          1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

            Then we have all been raped...

            1. SugarFree   9 years ago

              When I rape you with words you know you have been raped. And you stay raped, dammit.

              1. R C Dean   9 years ago

                [gingerly applies ointment to brain orifice]

                Ain't that the truth.

            2. WTF   9 years ago

              Repeatedly.....

        2. Crusty Juggler   9 years ago

          Ah, a Hot Cosby.

          1. Citizen X   9 years ago

            +1 Puddin' Pop

      2. Illocust   9 years ago

        I could see some situations were the victim clearly said 'no' and did not consent were shock might result in them not being sure they were raped, but if a couple months later you still aren't sure, the answer is probably no.

    5. Illocust   9 years ago

      Did you consent to sex at the time? If yes, then you were not raped. If no, were you capable of giving consent (not unconscious for example, merely wasted does not count as incapable)? If no, you were raped. If yes, did you convey your lack of consent in a verbal or physical manner (attempting to shove them off) at the time (saying you don't want to have sex three hours earlier doesn't count)? If yes, you were raped. If no, were violence or what a reasonable man would consider threats of criminal behavior used to obtain the sex from you? If yes, you were raped. If no, you were not raped.

      Congratulations, now you know. I'll make a flow chart at a later date, to help those who might be confused.

    6. straffinrun   9 years ago

      I finished at her period. And I mean "finished".

      1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

        *narrows gaze*

    7. thrakkorzog   9 years ago

      Once again, every time there is a headline with a question mark in it, the answer is no.

    8. Rasilio   9 years ago

      Shockingly the article isn't actually that bad and is actually mostly sane.

      In the end she concludes that no she wasn't really raped and that it sort of was her fault for contributing to the bullshit by which women who really do want to bump uglies with you will tell you no for a long time just to make you beg for it and she sort of encourages women to just be more honest about what they want

    9. SFC B   9 years ago

      So I suffered through reading it. The dude was creeping on her for hours, she kept rebuffing his advances but refused to leave his presence despite, by her admission, plenty of opportunity to do so and nothing preventing her. When he finally made his move she didn't resist, didn't say no.

      I imagine the hours with him consisting of this conversation:
      Him: C'mon!
      Her: No.
      Him C'mon!
      Her: No.
      Him: C'mon!
      Her:
      Him: SCORE!

      She was basically the most reluctant, least receptive fuck in history.

  22. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

    "Brickbat: Getting Too Close By Charles Oliver"

    The story is about the Israelis refusing to put a certain book in the public-school curriculum. The book is about a Jewish/Arab romance, and the government thinks it endorses intermarriage.

    It is the very nature of government-run schools that the government sets the curriculum.

    That's a problem, of course, but the headline should be something like: "The government continues to run the government schools in Israel."

    The very fact that students are learning from a government-set curriculum constitutes an argument for private education, but the inclusion or exclusion of a particular book doesn't make the case against government schools any worse or any better.

    1. Citizen X   9 years ago

      All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.

      1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        Was that song about a government school?

        1. Tonio   9 years ago

          That is never addressed, but I assume yes given the socio-economic markers.

          1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

            This is the school.

            And here's the Wikipedia page.

            I still can't tell if it's govt-run, maybe someone could clarify.

            1. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

              "It was transformed in the 1974 reorganisation of education in Cambridgeshire into Hills Road Sixth Form College."

              If it was transformed through that kind of reorganization, it must be a state school.

              1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

                I wonder what Roger Waters does when the Alumni Association comes calling?

                1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

                  "Your search - site:hillsroad.ac.uk pink floyd - did not match any documents."

      2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

        All in all, YOU'RE just another brick in the wall.

        And then Pink Floyd, despite accurate lyrics, went on to endorse Bernie Sanders.

        1. Citizen X   9 years ago

          Your mom is another brick in the wall.

          1. Dark Lord of the cis   9 years ago

            Your mom is a brick house.

          2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

            No. That's in the lyric too I was pointing out!!!

            But I'll take the mother joke.

            1. Citizen X   9 years ago

              That's nothing compared to what your mom will take.

    2. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

      "That's a problem, of course, but the headline should be something like: "The government continues to run the government schools in Israel.""

      I think it's more like "the government of a country with both Arab and Jewish citizens should not be taking a position against miscegnation since that's pretty fucking racist."

      1. Tonio   9 years ago

        Damn, Irish, that's cutting right to the heart of the issue. Well-done.

      2. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

        Them boys is misceginated! Why, they ain't even old timey!!!

      3. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        They're simply declining to take a position in favor of what many students' parents consider an abomination. Certainly religious Jews. Though in theory they wouldn't object to marrying a Jewish Arab.

        As far as I can tell, they're not using the public school to tell students that intermarriage is wrong. If they are, that's yet another argument against govt schools.

        1. R C Dean   9 years ago

          Now, now, Notorious. You know that not celebrating, advocating, and perhaps even funding, people's life choices is opposing and oppressing them.

      4. Hyperbolical (wadair)   9 years ago

        You know who else wanted to keep Jews from intermarrying?

        /couldn't resist

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          The Sadducees?

        2. Dark Lord of the cis   9 years ago

          Jehovah?

          1. Hyperbolical (wadair)   9 years ago

            Nice one

        3. straffinrun   9 years ago

          Darwin?

        4. Citizen X   9 years ago

          The Ba'al Shem Tov?

      5. Fried   9 years ago

        The only position the committee took was not making it required reading.

  23. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

    Listening to the BBC - have BBC announcers *always* editorialized while supposedly interviewing people?

  24. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Chelsea Clinton: Hillary Clinton Defends Daughter's Remarks About Bernie Sanders' Stance on Obamacare

    "I adore my daughter and I know what she was saying," Hillary said on "Good Morning America." Chelsea Clinton said Sanders wanted to "dismantle Obamacare." Sanders' campaign refuted the claims.

    Bernie sez:

    Hillary Clinton once said it "undermined core Democratic values" and gives "aid and comfort" to the special interests and "their allies in the Republican Party" for Democrats to attack each other's health care plans. Today, in another flip-flop, she's doing exactly what she once decried.

    1. Rich   9 years ago

      "I adore my daughter and I know what she was saying," Hillary said

      IOW, Hillary didn't say a damn thing.

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        "Shut up", she explained.

        1. Tonio   9 years ago

          Hey, that's Sug's territory. Bounder!

    2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      Adore? Isn't adore a lesser word than love?

      1. straffinrun   9 years ago

        You're not a Russian comic, are you.

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          In H&R Russia, words comic you!

          1. Mr Drew   9 years ago

            Thanks heavens Swiss was here to say it before I had to.

  25. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

    ""In a brazen midday assault, a team of well-armed militants detonated explosives and opened fire Thursday in the heart of the Indonesian capital of Jakarta.""

    Reminder: Indonesia is the country people point to as an example of a majority Muslim country that is 'moderate.' They're so moderate they jail people for 5 years for criticizing Mohammad on Facebook, there are provinces where they beat women with canes for wearing pants, and they almost sparked an international incident by executing a bunch of Australians who were caught smuggling drugs.

    And now they've got ISIS affiliates blowing things up.

    If you want to point to a moderate Muslim country, maybe you should look at Azerbaijan or Uzbekistan. It's kind of laughable that people who defend Islam know so little about the religion that they actually think Indonesia is the best example of a moderate majority Muslim state.

    1. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

      Oh, one time, in Indonesia, a guy got a prison sentence for printing pamphlets critical of Islam. A mob of over 1000 Muslims then rioted and burned a bunch of churches because they were angry he didn't get the death penalty.

      Again - this country is only moderate if you compare them to the total horrorshows going on in the Middle East and North Africa.

    2. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

      Here's a thing. Are people here "defending Islam", or are they defending people's right to be judged as individuals?

      1. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

        I'm not talking about people here. I'm talking about people like Reza Aslan and other apologists for the religion.

        Specifically, if you argue that modern Islam is a uniquely radical religion, you run into people saying "what about moderate Indonesia?" with startling frequency. It's a meme among apologists for the religion and it's completely laughable if you actually study the subject.

        1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

          Maybe Indonesia is radical, but you can't prove it simply by citing a terrorist attack in that country. Unless you mean that there are Indonesian terrorists, but do we even know the nationality of these perps?

          1. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

            That's why I included this:

            "Reminder: Indonesia is the country people point to as an example of a majority Muslim country that is 'moderate.' They're so moderate they jail people for 5 years for criticizing Mohammad on Facebook, there are provinces where they beat women with canes for wearing pants, and they almost sparked an international incident by executing a bunch of Australians who were caught smuggling drugs."

            1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

              Ah, there you go. OK, not moderate. Thank you for getting me up to speed.

              1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

                Thought I think Singapore executes drug dealers, too, and they're not Islamic IIRC.

              2. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

                Here's one of several people jailed in Indonesia for atheist Facebook posts.

                "An Indonesian man was sentenced Thursday to two and a half years in prison for denying the existence of God on his Facebook page, a ruling human rights groups say demonstrates a rising tide of religious intolerance in the majority-Muslim country."

                "Aan was arrested in January after an angry mob reacting to the Facebook posts stormed his office, where he works as a civil servant, and beat him. Police intervened and took Aan to the police station for his safety, the Jakarta Globe reported."

                1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

                  So they didn't actually send him to prison, they just gave him his very own safe space for two and a half years.

                2. Free Society   9 years ago

                  Now here's a guy from a Muslim country that needs to leave for more civilized shores. Leave the concentrated stupid of his homeland behind and hopefully find someone willing to sponsor him in a western country.

                3. Copernicus would chip   9 years ago

                  Irish, about 95% of Indonesia's weird shit happens in far west Sumatra, also known as Banda Aceh. It is a region of highly concentrated religious derp.

                  Indonesia is a huge country and a pretty damn nice place to live. And you don't know shit about it except for a google here and a google there.

        2. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

          Oh, good. I misread that as a passive aggressive twit at us hopeless cosmos, and we can do that argument again, but Alan Rickman is dead. It would be nice to skip it for one day. For Snape.

          1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

            Everyone knows Love Actually was the pinnacle of Rickman's craft.

      2. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

        Well, defense correspnds to a mode of attack. Defending Islam makes sense when it is Islam, a set of ideas, that is attacked. Defending the individuality of people makes sense when it is Muslims (a group of humans who necessarily believe in Islam, but may emphasize certain aspects over others and may let it control their actions more or less, and who have different cultural traditions, and who have different personalities and personal ethics as well) being attacked.

        I see both sort of attacks happen here. It probably makes most sense as libertarians to say that there are specific ideas that, if a person believes them enough to act on them, are dangerous. Islam (or some interpretations, at any rate) contains some such ideas. It's easier to reform a religion than annihilate it, and unlike human populations, ideas don't have rights or inherent dignity. Therefore, it makes most sense to talk about the specific aspects of Islam, as practiced, that produce bad behavior, and how people can be convinced to abandon them. And, if necessary, how those that do not abandon them can be prevented against their will, or by their death if need be, from acting on them.

        1. R C Dean   9 years ago

          Personally, I think "Islamists" (defined as Muslims who want sharia and conservative version of Islam to be the governing principles of the state) is a subset of Muslims, so I'm trying to refer to Islamists rather than Muslims.

          Naturally, its a very fuzzy distinction, but I think its the best we've got.

          1. Free Society   9 years ago

            Personally, I think "Islamists" (defined as Muslims who want sharia and conservative version of Islam to be the governing principles of the state) is a subset of Muslims, so I'm trying to refer to Islamists rather than Muslims.

            19% of Muslim-Americans say that violence is justified in order to make Sharia the law in the United States (66% disagree).

            ICM Poll: 40% of British Muslims want Sharia in the UK

            (couldn't fit more links)...

            World Public Opinion: 81% of Egyptians want strict Sharia imposed in every Islamic country

            76% of Pakistanis want strict Sharia imposed in every Islamic country

            49% (plurality) of Indonesians want strict Sharia imposed in every Islamic country

            76% of Moroccans want strict Sharia imposed in every Islamic country

            Pew Research (2013): 72% of Indonesians want Sharia to be law of the land

            WZB Berlin Social Science Center: 65% of Muslims in Europe say Sharia is more important than the law of the country they live in.

            FPO (2014): 43% of Islamic teachers in Austria openly advocate Sharia law over democracy.

            The Polling Company CSP Poll (2015): 33% of Muslim-Americans say that Sharia should be supreme to the US Constitution (43% disagree).

    3. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      Uzbekistan is a weird despotism - I don't think anything except GREAT LEADER worship is very public...

    4. Burt Macklin (FBI)   9 years ago

      At least Indonesia gave us the Raid movies.

    5. R C Dean   9 years ago

      a team of well-armed militants

      Damn Presbyterians. Or was it the Lutherans again? Be nice if they told us who these people are an why they did it.

  26. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

    Bowie's financial innovation:

    http://www.wsj.com/video/david.....ow_video_1

    Ch-ch-ch-changes was reworked as Ka-ka-ka-chinging.

    1. Restoras   9 years ago

      He sold at the top, too. Brilliant.

  27. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Freddy Lim: Lead Singer of Death Metal Band Running for Legislative Seat in Taiwan Elections

    Lim, who is frontman for the band Chthonic, is representing the newly-formed New Power Party to run for a position in Parliament. Part of his platform is lowering the voting age from 20 to 18.

    1. Zeb   9 years ago

      It's a bit funny how the age of majority and voting age used to be 21 in a lot of places. And it being lowered to 18 (or lower) has come at the same time as people have basically more and more delayed becoming a proper adult. One might almost think that when people are living longer and taking longer to grow up and enter the real world the voting age should go up.

      1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        In theory, but the government would just use that as an opportunity to conscript them.

  28. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

    "Left-wing magazine The Nation has endorsed Bernie Sanders for president."

    Unfortunately, the Nation's first choice, Raul Castro, is ineligible to run as he is not a natural born citizen.

    1. SugarFree   9 years ago

      Birther.

    2. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      He is a citizen of the world!

      1. R C Dean   9 years ago

        No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution,

        Setting off the "or a Citizen of the United States" clause with commas opens the door to an interpretation that the Constitution only requires that you be a natural born citizen, but not necessarily of the United States.

        Of course, it also opens the door to an interpretation that you had to be a natural born Citizen or a Citizen when the Constitution was adopted, meaning we haven't had any legitimate President for, what, 200 years?

  29. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Incandescent Lightbulbs: New Design Could Make Products as Energy Efficient as LEDs, Researchers Say

    Scientists at Massachusetts Institute of Technology said enveloping the filament of an incandescent lightbulb with photonic crystals recycles energy, making them as efficient as light-emitting diodes.

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      BANNED!

      /US GOV

    2. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

      But technology and innovation can never a better job at increasing energy efficiency and lowering costs than government meddling! Those scientists are probably just trying to make EVUL PROFITS! /progderp

  30. Jordan   9 years ago

    From the comments: only the government could create a shortage in women's access to sperm

    The number of women using donated sperm to get pregnant is rising, but many find the cost of treatment at private clinics prohibitive. This has led some women to use unlicensed donors. [?] Very few women are eligible for artificial insemination on the NHS as the criteria are very strict. Private licensed clinics cost between ?500 and ?1,000 for each cycle of treatment. Mr Watson charges ?50 for his services [?] "If you go to a fertility clinic people have to go through lots of hurdles ? counselling sessions, huge amounts of tests and then charge absolute fortunes for the service ? but realistically if you've got a private donor you can just go and see them, meet them somewhere, get what you want and just go," he explains.

    Just nine men are registered as donors a year after the opening of Britain's national sperm bank in Birmingham. [?] Donors are paid ?35 per clinic visit, but Ms Witjens said financial reward was not a good way to boost recruitment. "We might get more donors if we paid ?50 or ?100 per donation, but money corrupts. "If you feel you can make ?200 a week for four months, you might hide things about your health."

    Also: Some women are using UNLICENSED sperm donors! THE HORROR!

    1. Irish ?s ESB   9 years ago

      "Some women are using UNLICENSED sperm donors! THE HORROR!"

      I'm pretty sure 99% of all pregnancies throughout history were caused by unlicensed sperm donors.

      1. Citizen X   9 years ago

        I'm pretty sure the number is substantially higher than 99%.

      2. Jordan   9 years ago

        You know who was created by an unlicensed sperm donor?

        1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

          STEVE SMITH?

        2. Citizen X   9 years ago

          Jesus Christ?

          1. straffinrun   9 years ago

            I heard he was conceived on a popsicle stick.

            1. Elspeth Flashman   9 years ago

              That's so funny that I think I am going to hell for laughing at it. /former catholic guilt.

        3. straffinrun   9 years ago

          A. Bortion?

          1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

            *applause*

    2. Hamster of Doom   9 years ago

      Money corrupts, eh? You don't say!

    3. straffinrun   9 years ago

      Do they laminate the licenses?

    4. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      if you've got a private donor you can just go and see them, meet them somewhere, get what you want and just go

      Back in the day, I would have "donated" to many a woman if I just got a smile and a little encouragement - I would have even paid for the drinks and dinner!

    5. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      "Just nine men are registered as donors a year after the opening of Britain's national sperm bank in Birmingham."

      They must be very busy.

      But it will be worth it in a couple centuries, when they will be able to trace the DNA of half of the population to these guys.

    6. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

      Also: Some women are using UNLICENSED sperm donors! THE HORROR!

      It will be a horror for the donors if the UK has the same view of child-rearing liability as the US does.

      1. Jordan   9 years ago

        Potential liability is a major reason for the shortage.

      2. WTF   9 years ago

        If that's the case even the licensed donors could be in for problems down the road.

        1. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

          It's the state clearinghouse that limits liability here in the US.

          1. WTF   9 years ago

            Theoretically, until some judge rules otherwise, because "teh childrun".

        2. Sapient Mulch   9 years ago

          +1 Paternity means testing

    7. Free Society   9 years ago

      Kansas court says sperm donor must pay child support

      A Kansas sperm donor caught in the middle of a child support case says he wanted to help a lesbian couple when he made the donation nearly five years ago.

      Instead, he may end up paying for his action.

      A judge ruled that William Marotta must pay child support, even though he says he signed documents waiving his parental rights.

      Shawnee County District Court Judge Mary Mattivi said on Wednesday that Marotta failed to conform to Kansas law, which says a licensed physician must be involved in an artificial insemination process, court documents show.

      Didn't have all the government permission you needed to have a private contract, so your contract is invalid.

  31. Juvenile Bluster   9 years ago

    El Chapo's lawyer says Sean Penn fabricated quotes in Rolling Stone article

    I'm not going to say it, but you can assume what I'm thinking about it.

    1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      That "El Chapo" sounds like a great name for a band?

    2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      That "El Chapo" sounds like a great name for a band?

    3. Crusty Juggler   9 years ago

      You are thinking about Rolling Stone's apparent lack of editorial oversight, and you wish that Hunter S. Thompson was once again in the magazine's employ so that he could send out letters like this one to Sean Penn and Sabrina Erdley?

    4. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

      Sean Penn has certainly done irreparable damage to Rolling Stone's previously sterling reputation for quality journalism.

  32. DEG   9 years ago

    I'm reading The Fear: The Last Days of Robert Mugabe.

    This morning when my alarm clock went off and the radio came on, I heard back to back commercials from Clinton and Sanders. Both commercials amounted to, "Make the rich people pay!". I was reminded of what I read last night from "The Fear" about Mugabe's goons beating farmers, running farmers off their land, and beating MDC activists.

    I had one little bit of hope. One of the MDC activists quoted in "The Fear" said, "The state is at war with its citizens - we are not armed, and they are.". Unlike the folks Mugabe's goons beat, we here in America are, for now, armed.

    1. WTF   9 years ago

      Unlike the folks Mugabe's goons beat, we here in America are, for now, armed.

      The Democrats are working on that.

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        I know. It's why I added "for now".

  33. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    Good morning, maggots! Get on the floor and give me twenty!

    1. WTF   9 years ago

      Twenty what?

      1. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

        your call.

      2. straffinrun   9 years ago

        That's a good way to get bottom duty, WTF.

  34. Rasilio   9 years ago

    One of the winning tickets was sold in Florida...

    So this means that either some 80 year old grannie who won't live 26 years won, or Florida Man now has half a billion dollars.

    Honestly I don't know which is worse

    1. Swiss Servator   9 years ago

      Both.

    2. Citizen X   9 years ago

      So, basically, the largest Powerball jackpot ever is gonna end up spent on crashing swamp boats into each other?

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        There were also two other winners, in California and Tennessee.

        1. R C Dean   9 years ago

          Three winners means each will probably get something like $175mm after taxes.

          The incredible thing is, I bet at least one of them is disappointed.

      2. Rasilio   9 years ago

        I can see the "reality" series for this already

        1. Citizen X   9 years ago

          I'd watch that.

    3. R C Dean   9 years ago

      I told my boss this morning: "Good news! I didn't win the lottery, so I'll keep coming to work."

      She said she wasn't sure if that was good news or not.

      1. Citizen X   9 years ago

        Oh snap. You want the Nation's endorsement for that Bern?

  35. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    EXCLUSIVE: Byron York interviews Donald Trump

    Let's talk about the Democratic race. Who would you rather face in a general election, Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders?

    Very interesting question. I've really had my mind set on Hillary. We've had some very good polls over the last few days, and actually even before that, some excellent polls saying that I beat her. And I've really been thinking in terms of her, but now I see what's happening and there's a possibility that it won't be her. I think beating him ultimately would be easier than beating her. I don't really care who I face. I want to face whoever it is. It's like the baseball team, they say who would you rather face? The best answer is whoever it is that's there.

    I'm looking forward to winning here. A lot of people have dropped out. A lot of people will drop out after Iowa and New Hampshire. I think you'll see a lot of people drooping out, which is a good thing, not a bad thing. Good for me. The poll numbers have been fabulous. I have some polls now at 42, which is pretty amazing when you have 14 to 15 people. But I look forward to running against whoever it is. It doesn't make that much difference to me. I think I'll beat Hillary. I think Sanders actually would be easier to beat. But it makes no difference to me whatsoever.

    1. waffles   9 years ago

      I think you'll see a lot of people drooping out, which is a good thing, not a bad thing.

      I don't want to see any of this old man droopiness. I'm checked out.

  36. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    T-Mobile store employee shoots 2 armed robbery suspects

    The T-Mobile store in the 2000-block of East 95th St. was left riddled with bullet holes. If not for the employee carrying a weapon with a concealed carry license, the manager of the store says he might be telling a different story.

    "I think concealed carry is a great opportunity for managers, workers, employees to protect themselves in these cases. And our employee did a great job to protect themselves and the other employee," said Neil Tadros, store manager.

    He says two men entered the store and acted like they were shopping for phones for a few minutes, then pulled out guns.

    One employee ran to the back to call for help while the other pulled out his own gun and fired at the two suspects. He hit one of them in the groin and the arm, and the other in the abdomen and the arm.

    The men ran from the store with the employee chasing them, on the phone giving a description to police.

    1. straffinrun   9 years ago

      Did he hit the dude in the groin and the arm in one shot?

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        "Dammit Butters, you don't shoot people in the dick!"

      2. Hyperbolical (wadair)   9 years ago

        +1 Warren commission

    2. lap83   9 years ago

      No dead bodies to stand on? Where's the fun in that? /prog

  37. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    The Market Thinks China's Currency Policy Drives U.S. Monetary Policy

    Eurodollar futures are increasingly at odds with the Federal Reserve's dot plot , which details each policymakers' preferred trajectory for interest rates, amid Chinese currency weakness and uncertainty on how Beijing will manage the yuan. The market's limited expectations for the speed and magnitude of the tightening cycle are "clearly in policy error territory," according to Haworth.

    Financial market carnage stemming from the devaluation of the yuan in August stayed the Fed's hand at its September meeting, with monetary policymakers indicating that the downdraft "may restrain economic activity somewhat."

    Market participants, it seems, are of the opinion that lightning will strike twice. Credit Suisse, however, cautioned that there's still plenty of time for the situation to be resolved as a prelude to a hike?as was the case in the run-up to liftoff in December.

  38. Sevo   9 years ago

    "The State of the Union: Obama's first 2016 campaign speech"
    [...]
    "n that way, his speech will sound less like a formal address to a Joint Session of Congress. Instead, it will sound more like his 2012 stump speech, reeling off victories, reminding Americans how their lives have improved, and painting Republicans as roadblocks to even greater progress."
    http://www.brookings.edu/blogs.....view-hudak

    AP made the same point after the speech; Obo's never been worth shit at anything beyond campaigning, so he may as well stick with his strength.

  39. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    David Bowie fans sign petition to bring him back from the dead

    The unusual petition, titled "Say no to David Bowie dead", was created by Andrea Natella from Rome, Italy, on website change.org .

    On the page, writing to God directly, she simply says: "David Bowie cannot be dead!"

    People from all over the world - from Italy and Poland to Abu Dhabi and London - signed the page.

  40. Sevo   9 years ago

    "Drug Lord Was Interested in Mexican Actress, Not Sean Penn"
    [...]
    "Drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was eager to set up a face-to-face meeting with Mexican actress Kate del Castillo, and had apparently never heard of Sean Penn, according to transcripts of over a month of text messages exchanged between the two."
    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertai.....n-36279397

    Would that WE had never heard of Penn.

  41. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    something something hokey pokey

    Dinosaurs performed dances to woo mates, according to new evidence

    Predatory dinosaurs performed a ritual, bird-like dance to woo their mates, according to paleontologists who have studied huge scrape marks left behind by the animals in western Colorado, The Guardian reported.

    Paleobiologists have long speculated that dinosaurs had mating rituals like those of their descendants, modern birds, but the scrapes would be the first physical evidence of "dinosaur foreplay", lead scientist Martin Lockley said.

    "We know they had feathers and crests and good vision," Lockley said, speaking of theropods, the carnivore family of Tyrannosaurs rex. "They were visual animals, but there's never been any actual physical evidence that their anatomy and behavior was co-opted for fairly energetic display. This is physical evidence."

    The roughly 50 scrape marks were found in 100m-year-old sandstone, in irregular groupings that look like the display arenas some birds gather in to compete for mates. The scrapes run in five- and six-foot patterns that resemble the traces left behind by courting birds.

    1. bacon-magic   9 years ago

      Is this similar to the duck dance at weddings.

  42. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    Federal probe sought for Buffett's mobile home unit

    Senior U.S. Democratic lawmakers asked federal regulators to investigate whether Clayton Homes, the mobile home unit of Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Inc (BRKa.N), targets minority borrowers with discriminatory lending and collection practices.

    A letter on Tuesday from Representative Maxine Waters, the top Democrat on the House Financial Services Committee, and fellow committee members Michael Capuano, Emanuel Cleaver and Keith Ellison called on the Justice Department and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) to "pursue appropriate corrective action" against Clayton.

    It followed a report last month by the Seattle Times newspaper and online BuzzFeed News accusing the largest U.S. mobile home builder of exploiting black, Latino and Native American borrowers by driving them into subprime loans they cannot afford, and harming communities by repossessing homes after borrowers default.

    That report also claimed that Clayton's corporate culture condones racism, including against its own workers.

    1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      Here we go again - tell the banks to lend more money.

      This should end well.

      1. Frankjasper1   9 years ago

        Yep. And why is it only a concern if "minority"

    2. WTF   9 years ago

      accusing the largest U.S. mobile home builder of exploiting black, Latino and Native American borrowers by driving them into subprime loans they cannot afford, and harming communities by repossessing homes after borrowers default.

      They hold guns to their heads and tell them eithger their signature or their brains will be those loan documents? Or are people just signing up for loans they can't afford? And how dare they collect the collateral for loans in default!

    3. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

      Couldn't happen to a better rent-seeker, though.

  43. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

    Rolling Stone rape hoaxer Jackie must release documents, says judge

    A federal judge has ordered Jackie, the woman who told a fake gang-rape story to Rolling Stone in 2014, to hand over communications and documents that related to her hoax.

    Judge Glen Conrad ordered the release of the documents on behalf of a lawsuit filed by University of Virginia Dean Nicole Eramo, who was maligned in the article and is now suing Rolling Stone for defamation. Eramo's lawyers argued that Jackie had documents that proved Eramo did not do the things she was accused of doing in the Rolling Stone article. And even though Jackie is not being sued, the judge ordered her to hand over her communications.

    1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      "even though Jackie is not being sued"

      As anyone at Reason can tell you, you don't have to be a party to a case to get subpoenaed.

    2. R C Dean   9 years ago

      Her name is Jackie Coakley. I have no idea why people don't use her full name.

      1. SFC B   9 years ago

        I know the WaPo doesn't due it because of an agreement they had with her for her interview back when the story was on-going.

  44. straffinrun   9 years ago

    A FB friend asked asked everyone, "What would you do if you won 1.500000000 billion dollars?"

    1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      Give a million dollars to every man, woman and child in the United States!

      /sarc

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

        Poverty defeated!

      2. Frankjasper1   9 years ago

        If everyone had 4 million dollars in the US per the meme, that would be over 1200 trillion dollars total if i did the math correctly. Those people are idiots

      3. Hyperbolical (wadair)   9 years ago

        Something something money versus wealth.

        1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

          Math versus compassion.

    2. Dark Lord of the cis   9 years ago

      Either take 1.5 billion trips to the strip club, or one really good one.

      1. Citizen X   9 years ago

        You go to the strip club and only spend a dollar? What do you do, throw pennies at the dancers?

        1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

          He can move up to nickels now that he's a billionaire.

          1. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

            +1 nickel slots

        2. bacon-magic   9 years ago

          +makin' it hail on sum hoes

          1. Citizen X   9 years ago

            He gets bottle service. The bottle is a longneck of Beast.

    3. Rasilio   9 years ago

      Buy a 3rd world nation and create libertopia?

      In reality, buy a few thousand acres in the middle of nowhere and build a small compound on it and move there with a select group of individuals creating my own version of Galts Gulch then take the rest and use it to invest in interesting projects that I personally want to see brought into existence.

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

        Buy a VW van and copious amounts of pot, and drive around the country solving mysteries with my friends and a dog.

        1. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

          You know who else was associated with VWs and dogs...

          1. Citizen X   9 years ago

            Casey Kasem?

    4. Matrix   9 years ago

      I have several thoughts...

      - become a supervillain
      - buy an island somewhere and become sovereign, hire a small private army to keep it safe, and probably host internet traffic that the government dislikes
      - spend my time filing lawsuits against the government at every level - local, state, federal - on just about everything and constantly do it without relenting. Then I would also probably target politicians for lawsuits as well
      - buy a city, maybe like Detroit or something, and then declare sovereignty. Then I would make it a tourist destination for prostitution (no white slavery) and cocaine. The advertisement would be something like, "Come for the hookers, stay for the blow."
      best response ever

      1. Lord Humungus   9 years ago

        no white slavery

        booo

        1. R C Dean   9 years ago

          I know. So racist. Its sad.

    5. B.P.   9 years ago

      Teach people on Facebook about decimal points.

  45. ammythomas   9 years ago

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  46. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

    Left-wing magazine The Nation has endorsed Bernie Sanders for president.

    Good for them. Seriously.

  47. Francisco d'Anconia   9 years ago

    RIP Hans

  48. Marshal   9 years ago

    I must be the only one who thought Rickman sucked in Die Hard (in Robin Hood also but everyone sucked in that).

  49. sussan4524   9 years ago

    Start working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.

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  50. endylee1547   9 years ago

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