Friday Funnies: Happy New Year

Gary McCoy | 1.1.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

The midget should tell that ginger fuck that 2013 called and wants its outrage back.
Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 11 years ago

I don't know where those gloves have been to turn them green, but I'd insist the smurf change them before the gropedown.

And why is that guy being allowed through the metal detector? That's reserved for those who have paid off the TSA. Into the nudie scope for him!
1. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 11 years ago
  
  Need moar belt barriers.
  
  Also, fried chicken.
Adans smith 11 years ago

O.S.U. - Notre Dame today. Making beef and pork enchiladas and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale.My idea of a 'light' beer. Happy New Year.
1. Ted S. 11 years ago
  
  Why can't both teams lose?
  1. Adans smith 11 years ago
    
    I'm hoping O.S.U crushes them,lots ND fans here,There's a lot of Catholics in Parkersburg WV., across the river.They can't talk about WVU and their deer are the size of dogs,.
Ted S. 11 years ago

Is Hit and Run acting up for anyone else? I'm only getting a stylesheet-free page that shows just the first article.

Trying to clear the browser cache (Chrome, on my mobile) doesn't help.
1. Lee G 11 years ago
  
  It's the Y2K16 Bug
2. Adans smith 11 years ago
  
  Yes it is, It's the tree rats.
3. Lord Rollingpin 11 years ago
  
  Yup, seeing the same thing.
hamilton 11 years ago

And of course the TSA guy misses the clearly weaponized diaper pin. Perfect.

Happy New Year, everyone.
1. creech 11 years ago
  
  It may be a loaded diaper too.
american socialist 11 years ago

Happy New Year Reasonites. May your 2016 be filled with Rearden Metal and making peace with voting for whatever warmonger the GOP puts forward in our continuing battle with She-Beast AntiChrist Cuntbitchwhore.
1. Swiss Servator 11 years ago
  
  And may your hand develop sufficient callouses as your furiously fap to Bernie Sanders burping "The Internationale".
Swiss Servator 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sage
GILMORE? 11 years ago

i don't get it
1. Swiss Servator 11 years ago
  
  NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!
Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 11 years ago

Sorry I'm late. Awful, therefore, blah blah blah mailin' it in.....Fuck YOU!

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