Friday Funnies: Happy New Year

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[Fist of Etiquette]

The midget should tell that ginger fuck that 2013 called and wants its outrage back.

[Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton]

I don’t know where those gloves have been to turn them green, but I’d insist the smurf change them before the gropedown.

And why is that guy being allowed through the metal detector? That’s reserved for those who have paid off the TSA. Into the nudie scope for him!

[Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton]

Need moar belt barriers.

Also, fried chicken.

[Adans smith]

O.S.U. – Notre Dame today. Making beef and pork enchiladas and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale.My idea of a ‘light’ beer. Happy New Year.

[Ted S.]

Why can’t both teams lose?

[Adans smith]

I’m hoping O.S.U crushes them,lots ND fans here,There’s a lot of Catholics in Parkersburg WV., across the river.They can’t talk about WVU and their deer are the size of dogs,.

[Ted S.]

Is Hit and Run acting up for anyone else? I’m only getting a stylesheet-free page that shows just the first article.

Trying to clear the browser cache (Chrome, on my mobile) doesn’t help.

[Lee G]

It’s the Y2K16 Bug

[Adans smith]

Yes it is, It’s the tree rats.

[Lord Rollingpin]

Yup, seeing the same thing.

[hamilton]

And of course the TSA guy misses the clearly weaponized diaper pin. Perfect.

Happy New Year, everyone.

[creech]

It may be a loaded diaper too.

[american socialist]

Happy New Year Reasonites. May your 2016 be filled with Rearden Metal and making peace with voting for whatever warmonger the GOP puts forward in our continuing battle with She-Beast AntiChrist Cuntbitchwhore.

[Swiss Servator]

And may your hand develop sufficient callouses as your furiously fap to Bernie Sanders burping “The Internationale”.

[Swiss Servator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sage

[GILMORE?]

i don’t get it

[Swiss Servator]

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Sorry I’m late. Awful, therefore, blah blah blah mailin’ it in…..Fuck YOU!