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New Year's Eve Brings Clinton Email Dump, Carson Advisors Resign, Politwoops to Return: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 12.31.2015 4:30 PM

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    Well, of course New Year's Eve would be the day the State Department releases thousands more privately stored e-mails from former Secretary of State (and presidential candidate) Hillary Clinton. Expect more next week.

  • Two of Ben Carson's top advisors in his presidential campaign have resigned.
  • A massive fire broke out on the exterior of a 63-story luxury hotel in Dubai (is there any other kind of hotel in Dubai?). There don't appear to be any injuries. The city's New Year's Eve fireworks show went on as planned.
  • The Midwest will be ringing in the New Year with sand bags, not champagne toasts.
  • Twitter is going to be allowing Politwoops to return. Politwoops is a transparency project that kept track of tweets by public officials that were subsequently deleted. Twitter had stopped it earlier in the year, saying it violated an agreement with Twitter developers.
  • Martin O'Malley has failed to qualify for the Ohio presidential primary ballot.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    The Year of the Millennial starts now!

    1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      Hello.

      For you hockey folks, man oh man, watching the intro to that Bruins-Habs alumni game gave me shivers.

      Best rivalry without a doubt in hockey history and among the best in pro sports.

      Awesome.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

        Watching men in ice skates gives you shivers?

        1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          Yes.

          Yes they do.

          I give myself shivers too when I lace up and go shoot the puck all by myself.

          Say, why don't you send me a picture and I'll use it as target practice.

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

            You want to "lace up" and use my picture as "target practice"?

            1. DEG   9 years ago

              I think a safe word is called for here.

            2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

              Send it ASAP.

              I have a puck with your name on it.

              1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

                "puck"

          2. Derpmaster General   9 years ago

            Do you shoot like this?

            http://tinyurl.com/phosqdw

            1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

              That was literally cool.

      2. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

        Yeah.

        I will say as a Blackhawks fan how pissed I am that they moved Detroit to the East, taking away the most natural geographic rival from the Original 6 for the Hawks.

        Also, now that I think of it- why the hell are 5 of the original 6 teams in the East? That shit's retarded. Bring Detroit back west (although Jesus, like the Central needs Detroit vodoo devil magic this year. Christ, I knew St. Louis would be good and Minnesota tough, but it is crazy this year)

        1. The Last American Hero   9 years ago

          While I miss Detroit-Chicago meeting up so much, Detroit makes more sense in the East. There were a number of years where they were the only Eastern Time Zone Team in the Western Conference. It wasn't fun watching playoff games that took place on the West Coast and didn't get done until after midnight on a weekday.

          1. Mickey Rat   9 years ago

            Except for the fact that 16 teams in the Eastern Conference and 14 teams in the Western Conference make no sense whatsoever. Detroit is one of the 15 westernmost teams.

            1. Mickey Rat   9 years ago

              And the new playoff format is awful.

            2. The Last American Hero   9 years ago

              Move the Panthers to Seattle and rename them the Mets. Problem solved.

        2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          I agree. They whiffed on that.

          Although any Original Six match up is special.

    2. Hyperion   9 years ago

      Libertarian moment!

  2. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Well, of course New Year's Eve would be the day the State Department releases thousands more privately stored e-mails from former Secretary of State (and presidential candidate) Hillary Clinton.

    Well, at least it wasn't a Friday afternoon.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Two of Ben Carson's top advisors in his presidential campaign have resigned.

    Their belt buckles deflected the doctor's disappointment.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    The Midwest will be ringing in the New Year with sand bags, not champagne toasts.

    Could you be any more banal, flyover states?

  5. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Martin O'Malley has failed to qualify for the Ohio presidential primary ballot.

    It's Ohio. The ballots have already been counted and they're all for Hillary.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    A massive fire broke out on the exterior of a 63-story luxury hotel in Dubai...

    Mrs. O'Leary's camel.

    1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

      Mrs. al-Leeri.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

        NO ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT.

        1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

          THEY HAVE COWS THERE!

          1. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

            And banana flavored milk!

          2. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   9 years ago

            Yes, you can tell who they are by the burkas ...

        2. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

          A comedian is always supposed to play to the top, FoE.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

            But everyone except me here is an idiot. Not you, of course, but the others.

    2. OneOut   9 years ago

      Just a little workplace violence between religious coharts.

      How could an accisential fire spread that quickly and so massively in a modern building I guess Dubai has some sort of building codes, at least sprinkler systems ?

      Only a few minor injuries ?

      Whaaat ?

      1. Rhywun   9 years ago

        YARR BUT THEM STEEL BEAMS BE HOLDIN UP YE SCURVY DOG

        1. Pathogen   9 years ago

          Because jet fuel can't melt stale memes..

          1. OneOut   9 years ago

            Hat tip.

      2. lafe.long   9 years ago

        A massive fire broke out on the exterior of a 63-story luxury hotel in Dubai (is there any other kind of hotel in Dubai?). There don't appear to be any injuries.

        Dubai Media Office ?
        @DXBMediaOffice

        14 minor injuries,1 moderate&1 heart attack case reported due 2 over-crowding&smoke; at the fire site,all received prompts medical assistance

        Al Arabiya reported that one person was killed during a stampede in the process of evacuation, however this information has not yet been confirmed by officials.

        1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

          I'm sure they meant "Of People Who Matter"

    3. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

      As if women are allowed to own property there.

      You slay me, fisty.

      1. Tonio   9 years ago

        In Dubai, women are property.

        1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

          In Soviet Dubai, women own you!

          1. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

            I saw that movie and its 18 sequels.

            1. Free Society   9 years ago

              a lot of loose butthole by the time you get to 15

              1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

                The whole Middle East is loose butthole.

    4. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      I guess we know who's alone tonight.

      /pan to a lonely Fist blowing into a party horn while pouring a glass of milk out of a bag.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

        Alone? Yes. Canadian? No.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

          Boom.

          Plus, I'm still at work.

          1. BigT   9 years ago

            "work"

            You get paid to troll HnR?

            Good show!

        2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          You're all CANADIAN originally. We owned the hinterlands and extensive river networks while you were eating...whatever.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Quebec

    5. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      Just watched the video. Yep. The ENTIRE side of the building is on fire.

      Somebody fucked up.

      1. PapayaSF   9 years ago

        This is totally bizarre to me. What, on the outside of a skyscraper, is so flammable? Don't they build them out of metal and concrete and glass and maybe stone? I thought all the fire danger was the furnishings on the inside.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          Maybe they paint it with varnish twice a day. I've seen better uses of money in Dubai.

          1. greasonable   9 years ago

            No, you've seen worse.. Get it right!

  7. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    In October at Twitter's annual Flight developers conference, CEO Jack Dorsey offered a mea culpa and hinted at a return for Politwoops.

    "We have a responsibility to continue to empower organizations that bring more transparency to public dialogue, such as Politwoops. We need to make sure we are serving all these organizations and developers in the best way, because that is what will make Twitter great," he said.

    Sunshine in 140 characters or less.

  8. Not a Libertarian   9 years ago

    2015 was pretty bad

    2016 will undoubtedly be worse

    2017 will see Mrs Clinton inaugurated as President.

    2018 who know's maybe there will be a Robot Uprising to lighten the mood

    1. OneOut   9 years ago

      It is oft repeated that Trump can't beat Clinton .

      Trump might just be the only one who can.

      Trump isn't afraid of backlash by attacking Clinton. He will pull no punches exposing her every scandal through the years and we all know there is plenty there to work with.

      From the video of her laughing and bragging about getting the male rapist of a young girl off by attacking the girl on the stand, her getting fired from her first job for ehtics violations by another Democrat for trying to deny Nixon his constitution right to an attorney, Whitewater, Rose law Firm, FBI files lost in the White House, Vince Foster, and those are just some of the golden oldies.

      I'm not sure anyone else except perhaps Cruz, would not be afraid to bring it to the front..

      1. Not a Libertarian   9 years ago

        Academia is thoroughly behind her

        Corporate America is largely behind her (if only as insurance)

        The Wealthiest quintiles are behind her.

        The Media are devoted to her.

        1. PapayaSF   9 years ago

          But: the moderates and independents are not devoted to her. She's a wooden campaigner. She's got more baggage than an airport. She has severe health issues. (My prediction: she wouldn't serve out one term, much less two.) Plus, one party rarely keeps the White House for three terms in a row, and it's not as if the mood of the country is: "Let's have four more years like the last eight!"

          Read Scott Adams' blog on Trump. He's convinced that Trump will beat her (or any Democrat) like a rented mule. He's predicting 65% of the popular vote for Trump, which seems way high to me, but Adams' predictions have been good so far.

          1. PapayaSF   9 years ago

            Oh, and I think Hillary's pro-gun-control and pro-Syrian-immigration positions are going to fail to convince the average voter, to say the least.

        2. OneOut   9 years ago

          They still get only one vote each.

          Many may not be persuaded to vote for Trump but won't go to the trouble to vote for Hilliary.

          I am not making any predictions.

          I'm just sayin.....

    2. Tonio   9 years ago

      Hey, could you do that again, only with more buzzkill?

      1. Not a Libertarian   9 years ago

        I thought Libertarians were congenitally optimistic.

        1. The Last American Hero   9 years ago

          As Nick once said - being Libertarian means being a short term pessimist and a long term optimist.

          1. coloraDOOM   9 years ago

            Eh, fuck it.

  9. DEG   9 years ago

    Live Free or Die! New laws going into effect in 2016 in New Hampshire

    Some excerpts:

    Vehicular homicide

    The burden of proof in any fatal car wreck now shifts to the defendant. The state will not have to prove that the driver violated any motor vehicle laws, just that some "negligent" operation contributed to the crash.

    ....

    Mutilated Lobsters

    Any lobsters, "dead or alive, cooked or uncooked" that have been mutilated to make measuring by regulators impossible shall be deemed to be too small to be sold or processed. The state has strict laws regarding lobster processing, but will allow appropriately sized shell-on lobster tails to be processed on-shore in a state-approved facility.

    .....

    No Tans for Kids

    Tanning facilities will be barred from serving anyone under 18 years of age. Previously, tanning salons could serve minors with their parents' written permission.

    I see no laws being repealed, though I note the homestead tax exemption is going up.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      Lobster laws? How many miles of coastline does New Hampshire have? 10?

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        16 I think.

    2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      Mutilated Lobsters?

      Now I know what my rock band will be called!

    3. OneOut   9 years ago

      "but will allow appropriately sized shell-on lobster tails to be processed on-shore in a state-approved facility."

      Well that's awfully white of them.

    4. Acosmist   9 years ago

      Well, negligence per se is a thing because no all negligence is the violation of a law. So this seems to be shittily reported. Would be nice to have an actual source.

  10. Derpmaster General   9 years ago

    Trigger warning: CNN

    http://tinyurl.com/zmxyolf

    Bloomberg helping President Obama out on the best way to executive action some gun control. Don't everyone get excited at once.

    1. Krokko   9 years ago

      Was just about to post something on that... Thanks!

  11. DEG   9 years ago

    Man to appeal federal ruling in wrongful arrest case

    A Dover man who filed a federal lawsuit claiming Fremont police wrongly accused him of raping a mentally disabled woman is now taking his case to the U.S. Court of Appeals.

    In his latest legal maneuver, attorneys for Andrew Cullen have filed a notice indicating plans to appeal U.S. District Court Judge Paul Barbadoro's order that tossed the lawsuit and another ruling in which he refused to reconsider his decision.

    Cullen is challenging his 2011 arrest by Fremont police on charges he sexually assaulted a then-21-year-old woman while she was staying at his parents' home in Fremont through an Easter Seals program.

    A lower court judge dismissed the criminal case in 2012 after finding that police didn't have probable cause to make the arrest.

    Cullen brought a federal lawsuit against former Fremont police Chief Neal Janvrin, former police Sgt. Adam Raymond, and the police department.

    Lawyers for the police department argued police had probable cause to bring the charge at the time, and that they have official immunity against malicious prosecution claims.

  12. DEG   9 years ago

    If they just try the Drug War more harder, I'm certain they'll win!

    A corrections officer at the Rockview state prison was arraigned Wednesday before District Judge Kelley Gillette-Walker for allegedly bringing drugs into the prison.

    According to the affidavit of probable cause, Rodney Norval Stahl, 32, of Milton, attempted to bring synthetic marijuana, oxycodone, tramadol and laprazolam into the institution on Aug. 4.

    1. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

      I wonder how much a CO can augment his/her salary by drug muling. 10X?

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

        10x? Yes, in one day.

  13. DEG   9 years ago

    Happy New Year!

    1. Ted S.   9 years ago

      Happy New Year!

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        Mine had kittens.

        Here, ear bleach:

        Prosit Neu Jahr!

    2. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      My daughter loves cats and has been busting chops to get one. I showed her the video.

      Loved it.

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        Good! My work here is done.

        1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

          Yeh by making my job of resisting harder!

          1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

            Unforced error.

      2. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        I win.

        1. DEG   9 years ago

          She sounds like Jane from Coupling.

    3. Hyperion   9 years ago

      Hey, Opey, you know what we ain't got none of? We ain't gots no cute kitty videos.

      Well, Bubba, you know what? I got some them vermits at my house.

      Well, Opey, go get em, I got my camera. Now when you get back toss em out into the water bout half way the boat.

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        You're harshing my mellow.

        1. Hyperion   9 years ago

          Well, no one likes kitties more than me. But there has to be a reason why they're swimming to the boat, and I think I figured it out.

          1. Pope Jimbo   9 years ago

            Well at least he didn't use the gaff on them (or the fish billy either)!

  14. RAHeinlein   9 years ago

    Best wishes to all for a safe and Happy New Year's Eve!

  15. Not a Libertarian   9 years ago

    Other than the year itself, of what are you most happy that is ending in 2015?

    1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

      A large bottle of Crown Royal. It'll be done here by the end of the night.

    2. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

      Peace in the Middle East and Chicago.

    3. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      My prime rib leftovers. 2 meals a day for 6 days.

      1. Derpmaster General   9 years ago

        I have an 8.5 pound pork shoulder going right now to assist me similarly in my traditional New Years football coma.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          Go on...

          1. Derpmaster General   9 years ago

            Smoker's been at it for about 8 hours now, played around with a spicy rub to give a little more kick to the bark. Applewood chips, apple juice blend to keep the moisture up.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

              *nods in approval*

              I'm cheating. Everything has foil. I had all 3 kids today, and I couldn't get the smoker going.

    4. Banjos   9 years ago

      Pregnancies.

    5. Juvenile Bluster   9 years ago

      Everything terrible now is going to be worse next year.

    6. Pope Jimbo   9 years ago

      My Christmas trip with the family to Phoenix and Las Vegas.

      Five days with the brood and shit ton of driving took it out of me. The highlight though was seeing Penn & Teller's show right before we left.

      Par for the trip, the pic the wife took of me and Penn after the show was completely blurry because wife refuses to wear her granny glasses.

  16. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

    The Myth of Silicon Valley Libertarianism

    Depressing but not that shocking -- we all knew that the coasts are increasingly the purview of the ultra-rich who social signal by supporting liberal programs, and poor people who become wards of the state thanks to these programs.

    1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

      Honestly, I think the problem is that, for a variety of reasons, many people think "left wing progressive politics=cool". I think it's kind of a snowball effect- celebrities and public intellectuals were left wing, and partly due to discrimination in those fields against more conservative types and partly because new people coming in to the field wanted to emulate the old, it has basically become an ever renewing tree of the "cool" singers, writers, actors, musicians, promoted by the similarly liberal "cool" journalists who all are left wing.

      So, New Rich types who come up and want to fit in with the "cool" people and hang with celebrities and get love on social media go left wing if they weren't strongly political before going in.

      1. SugarFree   9 years ago

        Of course, the right wing does everything is seem not cool as humanly possible, so maybe the left wing gets to coast by unexamined.

        1. Not a Libertarian   9 years ago

          But as libertarianism is not right wing, why don't Y'all get a look in?

      2. Free Society   9 years ago

        So, New Rich types who come up and want to fit in with the "cool" people and hang with celebrities and get love on social media go left wing if they weren't strongly political before going in.

        It seems that just about anyone who isn't strongly political and decides to be for social signalling purposes seems to go left by default. It take far less thought power to arrive at leftoid conclusions afterall. If libertarianism were obvious for most people, there'd be a lot more of us.

      3. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

        People want to think it's "hip" to have the intellect of an 18-year old. It probably is, until you're 25. Then it's a sign of idiocy.

        1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

          But judge, I'm a marketer, and those 18 year olds are going to develop so much brand loyalty to my shitty, watery beer! They totally won't just buy the cheapest one!

          ...

          Seriously, is there any truth to the brand loyalty thing? I mean, the only big one I notice with myself is I liked Pepsi as a kid and I like Coke more as an adult, Pepsi being purely sweeter while Coke being more syrupy. So, given the choice at the store or whatever, I buy Coke, but I don't exclusively drink it. Like, I have the brands I like and prefer, but I don't feel rooted to them or totally tied to them and I don't feel my choices were that influenced by advertising aimed at me and my demographic (Like, I buy Everyman Jack Bodywash. Because I saw it at target, and it comes in sandalwood and cedarwood, and its pretty comparable pricewise to its peers).

          In fact, the only branding that really comes to mind is negative stuff. Like how everyone over a certain age has a horrible impressio of anyone who uses Axe body spray.

          The only one I can think of where advertising has really aided branding and therefore brand loyalty is Apple, at least in the 20-something demographic (maybe cars too).

    2. Rhywun   9 years ago

      the unregulated market idealism that's so rapidly remaking the Bay Area region

      lolwut?

      1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

        Someone suggested that rent control wasn't the best idea ever, therefore they are 1 step away from being renamed San Kochcisco

  17. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

    Passive voice overload.

    http://www.detroitnews.com/sto...../78122072/

    I wonder if he's gonna get preemptive paid leave.

    1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

      Leave was paid.

      1. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

        What was done there is seen.

        1. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

          What was done there had allegedly been seen.

      2. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

        No mention of te charges he is facing or what his bail was. Hmmmm.

        I'm sure it was a simple omission and will be highlighted in the follow up before the trial.

    2. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

      FTA: The department tells local media outlets that the wife of Winston-Salem trainee Nikolaos Tish was shot once in the stomach just after 7:15 p.m. Tuesday. Police say that Tish was holding a gun near his wife when she was shot and that he personally owns the gun that was fired.

      That's one pretzel of a paragraph.

      1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

        It's probably taken straight from the police report.

      2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

        I think we can use this for a template in the future. Lemme give it a shot:

        The department tells local media outlets that the wife of internet blowhard Sloopy was shot once in the vagina just after 7:15 p.m. Tuesday. Police say that Sloopy was holding a penis near his wife when she was impregnated and that he personally owns the penis that was ejaculated.

        1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

          That sounds about right. Except the "once" part.

          1. Pope Jimbo   9 years ago

            Another example of the media over exaggerating things?

        2. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

          The thing just spurted!

          1. OneOut   9 years ago

            Hey. Don't laugh.

            My penis went off one in the shower one day all y itself.

            It seemed like an immaculate ejaculation.

  18. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

    Martin O'Malley has failed

    All else is commentary.

  19. SugarFree   9 years ago

    I am making fondue and getting drunk. And then going to the hospital for cheese burns.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      What's the beef equivalent of fondue?

      1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

        Is there one?

        I'm making creme br?l?e with my daughter so I can try out my new monster torch.

        And barbacoa going all day. Plus football and booze.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          Monster torch? Which one?

          1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

            Benzomatic TS4000. I decided against the 8000 because it has to use MAP Plus. And that stuff is shit for value. Cost 4x what propane does and only burns 100? hotter.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

              Shopping now. I have big plans for my new torch.

              1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

                Did I convince you to step up from that butane cigarette lighter you had been using?

        2. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton   9 years ago

          What kind of container do you put the brulee in when torching?

          1. sloopyinTEXAS   9 years ago

            You leave,it,in the ramekins you cooked it in. Coat with granulated sugar and light,it up.

      2. SugarFree   9 years ago

        Pot-au-feu comes the closest. Or maybe shabu-shabu.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          We did have a Shabu Shabu lunch with some of the So Cal Reason peoples. Not nearly as satisfying as I would have thought. It was only about 1/3 as much meat as I would expect for a light lunch.

          1. SugarFree   9 years ago

            That's not right. Shaba-Shabu is about killing yourself with a meal. It you don't walk way cursing the entire nation of Japan they are doing something wrong.

            1. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

              Sauerkraut and pork, of course. Happy New Year to all of you guys that are still back in 2015.

      3. GILMORE?   9 years ago

        Fondue

    2. Mr Lizard   9 years ago

      Ummmmm...while it's quite legal to love fondue, I don't recommend overdoing it.

    3. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

      "Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster."

    4. Ted S.   9 years ago

      The Jacksonville Jaguars would like a word with you.

      1. OneOut   9 years ago

        "The Tennessee Titans have agreed to a set of performance-based incentives this season for defensive end Jevon Kearse."

        No fondue for you Jevon !

    5. Pope Jimbo   9 years ago

      Wait. You have fondue at your house already? Why in the world would you need to go to a hospital just to have some doc with a fancy degree give you cheese burns? Couldn't you just stay home and do it yourself? Like our hardy forebears?

      Another example of credentialism run rampant!

      1. OneOut   9 years ago

        Why go to the hospital for cheese burns ?

        What ? You want him to have to go to some back alley cheese burner ?

        whay don't you believe in a man's right to cheese burn freedom ?

        What's next ? You gonna start firebombing cheese burning clinics ?

  20. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

    Last year, I failed in my New Year's resolution to go to the gym. That makes 12 years in a row now.

    1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      It's not a gym you need.

      1. Ted S.   9 years ago

        He needs Planet Fitness instead

        1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

          Well, all it takes is a little sni

        2. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

          Aw, fucked up the joke with an early post.

          Anyway, I think Planet Fitness is too tough.

          What Playa needs is Curves. He's just a little snip-n-tuck away!

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

            I'm 6' 180. No need for a gym. Besides, Curves is Crusty Juggler's turf. I wouldn't out of respect.

            1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

              Well, ya gotta stay fit for jesse.

              😉

              I kid. But seriously, Playa, with the amount of shenanigans you two get up to, I do think you're wife would start to worry if she didn't know jesse personally.

  21. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

    How do you say Happy New Year in American?

    1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   9 years ago

      I say Happy New Year's just to piss off Quebeckers.

    2. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

      "The following new laws will come into effect...."

      1. DEG   9 years ago

        Winner

  22. Hyperion   9 years ago

    Is this the official New Years thread? Wait, no Trump, what?

  23. Frank Frankelson   9 years ago

    Happy New Year from the land of General Order No. 1, Reasonites. Have fun, may your monacles be bright and your orphans downtrodden.

  24. GILMORE?   9 years ago

    DONT TALK ABOUT IRAN ONLY YOKELS TALK ABOUT IRAN REPORTING THIS STUFF JUST FEEDS A INTERVENTIONWARBONERDOM NARRATIVE

    I thought yesterday's version of the story was actually funnier, where Rouhani asserted that any US Sanctions were now "Illegal" because Iran now possessed the Obama Permission Slip of Magic.

    It also revealed that its missile program was completely kosher because, while ok fine they ARE "Nuclear Capable", why.... in reality, they were never "Nuclear Intended", therefore they are perfectly innocent and why would anyone even start to get upset??? I mean, they PROMISED they don't have or want nukes? So why complain about some completely intercontinental ballistic missiles, which are used for ...well, i'm sure people use them for.... no?..... well if there's not any current non-nuclear purpose to lobbing giant rockets a few thousand miles at a time.... well who's to say they won't think of a good one soon?! Iran wants peace and they totally signed a piece of paper saying so, therefore Yay!

    1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

      Obama is the Chip Kelly of politics.

  25. GILMORE?   9 years ago

    Robert Redford is Not Dead

    Sorry to ruin everyone's holiday.

    1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

      Could he just stop making preachy liberal movies and go be nice and retired?

      Or, y'know, star in something well written and use his considerable acting talent to elevate it, possibly gaining an Oscar nod?

      I know he thinks he's doing the latter, but the critics are basically handing him the award equivalents of pity fucks at this point.

      1. OneOut   9 years ago

        How about Redford vs. Eaastwood in a cage match to the death PPV ?

        Who's in ?

  26. Longtorso, Johnny   9 years ago

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-2015.html

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      Uhm, Like that's interesting and everything but I read the New York Times and they explained that the issue is actually that Germany is being infested with like Modern SuperNeoRacists

      "Among pictures of cats dozing on window sills looking onto neat gardens, German "Biederm?nner" (and "Bieder-frauen") are indulging in violent fantasies of "rebuilding" concentration camps, of killing immigrants with hand grenades, axes, flames.

      Who the haters really are, however, we don't know; there are no representative studies, just random hints. Since the summer, several Germans were fined or fired after hateful comments they posted online were reported by the news media or exposed by activists. Some of them certainly seem like "Biederm?nner": a nurse for the elderly from Thuringia, a trainee at Porsche in Austria. But on closer inspection, many already had clear extremist affinities: They had "liked" bands and shared videos associated with the far right long before the current mass migration movement started."

      See, no one can possibly have a difference of opinion on policy or listen to Rammstein without being a Nazi-Cyborg,

      1. lap83   9 years ago

        Reminds me of the line about how liberals think rape is so widespread at college but they still want everyone to go. If Germans are so racist, why are the migrants being punished by sending them there?

        1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

          Meanwhile cops in Munich are warning the (very drunk) public "There's an imminent terror threat... but we don't know what... or where. So just keep getting drunk, but DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID"

          That should end well.

      2. Rhywun   9 years ago

        hateful comments they posted online

        OMG not that!

    2. lap83   9 years ago

      I'm not sure how letting that many people in is even supposed to be helping them if the country can't afford to take care of them and no one wants that huge influx.

      1. ant1sthenes   9 years ago

        What makes you think the people behind it plan to help anyone other than themselves? Raymond Cocteau didn't thaw out Simon Phoenix out of compassion.

      2. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

        Well, not doing it at all systematically because they in no way planned, predicted, or accounted for the sheer number of people they would get is a great start.

        Seriously, just to catch up to what they have in the borders it sounds like it would take a several month moratorium to really properly process and set people up they have in right now, let alone deal with new ones.

        God, I would HATE to be a teacher in Europe right now. I don't know what their SLA paradigm is exactly over there. I know more people are bi or tri lingual, but that is generally another Euro language and English, so it will be a French speaker who also learns German and English, is my understanding. So, do they just do straight transition or do they try to keep kids with knowledge of their FL so that they can access the culture and all the other theory stuff that goes on behind that in the US?, but I'm guessing even if it's a good one it wasn't prepared to handle the numbers. Oh, and the kids are from a war zone, so like, psychological shit is going on with them that can manifest in all kinds of nasty ways- either inward or outward harm. So fistfights or suicide attempts, so that is fun. Oh, and change ALL of your lesson plans if you want to be culturally authentic... to the Syrian war zone.

      3. Rhywun   9 years ago

        Sure they can afford it and as for wanting them there who cares FYTW.

  27. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Valve Corporation: Company Issues Statement After Information of About 34,000 Customers Exposed

    The Steam Store was the target of a denial of service attack on Dec. 25, but exposed data did not include full credit card numbers or user passwords, Valve posted on its website Wednesday.

  28. GILMORE?   9 years ago

    re: "Gun Control by Decree"

    ""The president has made clear he's not satisfied with where we are and expects that work to be completed soon," he said."

    I AM THE LAW

    i love how they call "obama releasing a memo declaring new, unilateral regulatory impositions... sans even the hint of 'debate' or, 'input from affected parties' = "Work"

    Its like he labors deep into the early morning hours, refusing to pause and rest, saying, "I CANNOT = MY PEOPLE NEED ME"

    1. Akira   9 years ago

      When a Republican president inevitably takes office at some point or another and issues a bunch of executive orders, and the progs complain about executive overreach, I'll be delighted to throw all of Obama's EOs right in their faces.

      1. OneOut   9 years ago

        That will be an exercise in futility.

        Do you see any of them complaining about his war mongering after Bush ?

        Tey will simply hand wave it away.

  29. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Quentin Tarantino: Filmmaker Sued for Copyright Infringement Over 2012 Movie 'Django Unchained'

    The lawsuit, which was filed Dec. 24 in Washington, D.C., claims Tarantino infringed on the copyright of a screenplay titled "Freedom," written by Oscar Colvin Jr. and Torrance J. Colvin.

    The lawsuit, which was filed in a federal court in Washington, D.C., maintains that the duo "provided the heart, bones and muscles to develop the unique idea that eventually would be transformed into Django Unchained." They even used Tarantino's past words against him, quoting him as saying "I steal from every single movie ever made."

    They are seeking hundreds of millions of dollars in damages.

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      """Before Django Freeman, there was an escaped slave named Jackson Freeman who desired to purchase his family's freedom from a malevolent plantation owner," the suit reads, according to TheWrap. "Before Dr. Schultz, there was Samson, another white man, who would assist Mr. Freeman in his efforts to rescue his loved one(s) from slavery.""

      What they just described was a generic cookie-cutter "Slave Movie"

      Which, yes, Tarantino superimposed on a generic, cookie cutter Spaghetti Western. Voila = Tarantino-souffle

      I haven't even seen Django. I watched the first 1/3 of Hateful Eight just last night. Its... not doing what i thought it would so far. Its less "Hitchcock meets John Ford" in Act 1 than.... the same thing Jarmusch did in Dead Man. Its sloooooooow and the characters are corny. I do like JJ "you keep imagining me in Rush, don't you" Leigh's character.

      1. Akira   9 years ago

        I saw Tarantino's movie "Deathproof" over at a friend's house, and I vowed never to watch any of his productions again. I just can't trust him not to totally waste ~120 minutes of my life.

    2. Knarf Yenrab!   9 years ago

      Presumably they're insulted that QT took their shitty screenplay and then made an even worse movie out of it. What the hell happened to this guy between Basterds and Django?

  30. lafe.long   9 years ago

    Fort Morgan, Colorado: About 150 Muslim Workers Reportedly Fired From Plant After Prayer Dispute

    The workers, most of them Somali immigrants, left work at Cargill Meat Solutions earlier this month to pray. The Council on American-Islamic Relations said most of the workers were fired on Tuesday.

    1. chemjeff   9 years ago

      Good riddance

    2. Akira   9 years ago

      I'm just calling it right now: the Left will attempt to spin this as "workers fired by KKKorporation just for praying at work".

      1. Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer   9 years ago

        And if they do I wonder how they'd feel if Christians prayed at work.

    3. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

      While normally I would side with the workers (its a short break for someone to practice their religion, don't be a dick), it seems like the dispute is over "different praying times based on season" (I assume because Muslims use a lunar calendar?) v "set praying times"... like, I don't feel that is unreasonable of the company. Like, you are still praying 5 times daily, and if one of the prayers falls in, like, 2 hour range, does Allah really give a fuck?

      1. Je Suis Reason (Fmr. AuH20)   9 years ago

        Not that the break should be 2 hours, but if the prayers always happens from say, like, 2-4 pm, depending on the season, and the company makes the break start at 2:45... I mean, you still get to pray. I hate to tell people their theological business, but Christ believers- believe in a God who will forgive you for having to bend to the whims of a devilish and secular world or whatever contortion you need, but live in the fucking real world.

        1. JeremyR   9 years ago

          Well, that's the point of Islam. They want the world to conform to them.

          Jesus was essentially a street preacher. Mohammed was a warlord.

          Granted, Christianity got co-opted by governments, firstly the Roman Empire then later kings, but the NT clearly separates church from state.

  31. pogi chips for liberty   9 years ago

    Happy New Year, ya filthy animals.

  32. BigT   9 years ago

    Good riddance to 2015!

    2016 can hardly be worse, unless Hildebeast gets elected.

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