With college students debating whether "God bless you!" after a sneeze constitutes a microaggression—the jury seems to be out—come up with the next phrase to be outlawed on campus.
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And now for the results of last week's contest: A Times Square miscreant who slugged a cop while dressed as Spider-Man and was arrested a second time for cursing out a cop while dressed as the Incredible Hulk had us asking you for a cheesy headline about the next superhero acting badly.
Ant Man Accused of Micro-aggression—K.C. Decker, Denton, MD
Wonder Woman Detained for Overcharging Ride Sharers in Invisible Car—Sean Simpson, Hampton, VA
Headless Horseman in Topless Bar — Colin Blake, Boston, MA
Thor Arrested After Refusing to Check Hammer at JFK — Anne Jablinske, Prescott, AZ
Captain America Arrested for Building Cardboard "Border Wall" in middle of Times Square—Edward Perovic, Winnetka, IL
"I couldn't find a phone booth." Superman Naked in Times Square—Jim Noble, Boulder Creek, CA
Iceman Loses His Cool—Tom D., Phoenix, AZ
AND FROM THE COMMENTS:
Man of STEAL: Superman Caught Pickpocketing
Flame OFF: Human Torch Passed Out Drunk
Flash Flashes: Caught With Only a Mask
Irony, Man: Tony Stark Caught Shoplifting Candy Bar
Urine Big Trouble: Dark Knight Found Relieving Himself in Alley
POW! BAM! Whiz? Green Goblin Red with Rage as Batman Pees on Shoes
GREEN WHORE-NET: Prostitution Sting Nabs Man Dressed as Britt Reid
Deceived John Complains: "Wonder Woman is Wonderful—But Not a Woman!"
Professor XXX: Wheelechair Bound Man Caught Peddling Bootleg Pornography
Robbin' Robin—Former Sidekick Tries His Hand at "Asset Forfeiture"
WANDER Woman: Amazonian Warrior Found Stumbling in Drug-Addled State
Stupor Man: Is That Liquid Kryptonite in That Brown Bag?
Chilly Willy: Mr. Freeze Braves Winter Weather to Expose His "Icicle"