Donate to Reason in the Webathon's Final Hours, Because You Want to Crush Mother Jones Like a Grape!
Our friendly competitor's fundraising campaign, we mean!

SHAZAM! We went from being 147 donors short of our Webathon goal 24 hours ago to beating all comers like a redheaded stepmule: 1,439 individual donations as of 5:15 p.m. ET, smashing last year's previous record of 1,178 right in the kisser. On behalf of the poorly dressed Reason staff (pictured below), I thank you. AND YET I DO NOT RELEASE YOU.
(Make your tax-deductible donation to Reason at this link, etc.)
I do not release you for two reasons. 1) Because even though we're now
three grand ahead of last year's all-time record of $224,000 in Webathon donations, we're still a tick over $22,000 short of our audacious goal of a quarter-million dollars, with six hours to go. AND GOALS ARE IMPORTANT. Especially because 2) We seek to seal our victory over Mother Jones.
Last night I mentioned that our frenemies over at the left-bent investigative outlet are also running a December fundraiser (magazines of political opinion being, as they are, perpetual money-losers that depend either on sugar parents or the kind of diversified nonprofit structures us & MoJo prefer), in which they—of the significantly larger overall budget, mind you!—are asking for $200,000. We want our fundraiser to be bigger, and its percentage of our overall operating budget to be much bigger. In order to ensure that, let's quote from their pitch.
First: Obviously Mother Jones and Reason are cosmotarian, California-based drinking buddies (we let them borrow our monocles, they loan us their berets), but…what's that? We're all too old for "cocktail parties," except for the pictured Reason staffers? ANYWAYS. Read these MoJo words, starting with the headline "There's One Piece of Democracy That Fat Cats Can't Buy," and get ready to pull out your credit cards:
Over the past six years, America has seen a dramatic expansion of the power of the 0.01 percent. First it was economic power: Because of everything from tax policy to the financialization of the economy, wealth has become radically concentrated. That wealth bought political power: Citizens United, the explosion of dark money, the billionaire primary. Now the same concentration of power and wealth is playing out in another arena that is critical to democracy: media.

(Donate to Reason here. Reason on Citizens United here, including Jacob Sullum's "You Are Now Free to Speak About Politics: Why do some people fear a less restricted debate?")
Our industry is in the middle of an epochal shift in how content is produced, distributed, and, most importantly, paid for. […]
Basically, what you get is an arms race of ever more annoyed users versus ever more desperate publishers—and eventually, the whole foundation of the model starts falling apart. Because increasingly, the people who own the eyeballs are not the publishers, but the companies—Facebook, Snapchat, Apple, Verizon—on whose apps and devices you access media content. (For more on how "tech is eating media," see this smart essay by John Herrman.) If those companies want to sell those eyeballs and keep the money for themselves, they can do that.
And, of course, they do.
Just as superwealthy individuals can now single-handedly underwrite political campaigns, so too can they create news organizations from whole cloth.
Sometimes they do it for thoughtful civic reasons, as when eBay founder Pierre Omidyar launched First Look Media. Other times they are hoping for a payoff down the road, like the venture capital investors who are pouring millions into Buzzfeed, the Huffington Post, and Vox. Occasionally it's not quite clear—why, really, did Amazon's Jeff Bezos buy the Washington Post? Whatever the motive, the dangers are obvious[.]

(Donate to Reason here. Me on "Jeff Bezos and the Great Beyondists.")
News doesn't make money. It never has. Actual, original reporting has always been a de facto nonprofit endeavor, paid for with the revenue from other things (say, sitcoms in a broadcast network, or custom printing in a newspaper company). The only way to end up with a small fortune in journalism is to start with a large one.
(Donate to Reason here. Me on "Bailing Out One of the 20th Century's Best Business Models.")
We wish our pals further success, just slightly less than shiny than ours. We have six hours left. You know what to do.
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Shazam!
Oh Mighty ISIS!
Nothing screams, "COSMO LEFT LIBERTARIAN" like Matt's title and subtitle.
Okay I think I've got all the costumes, except for the one on the left. Is that ENB dressed as...?
Or is that KMW? Hard to tell with that weird goth hair over her face.
It's Elizabeth. I have idea what the costume is supposed to be, but as the laziest costume maker on the planet, I can't exactly throw stones.
I sort of want to say "hipster scumbag", but that's how she dresses everyday?
That's uncalled for, Hugh. Here in Seattle I see real hipster scumbags. Elizabeth is more hipster jerkoff than hipster scumbag. You know, like Nicole. It's a subtle difference that I'm sure you're incapable of discerning, but I have a practiced eye.
While that's normally true...
In that photo she's a "health goth." It's a joke about the NYT Styles section, which, right the fuck on.
Right, Nicole confirms "hipster jerkoff", so that's settled. At least that's what I'm able to glean from her grunts and whistles. Thanks, Nicole.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12.....-meet.html
dude, I used to sell raw vegan nut pate at a Brooklyn basement food market. I'm OK with hipster jerkoff. But can we also include Suderman in this category? http://petersudermanisafuckinghipster.tumblr.com/
Oh. My. God.
I think Peter just blew you out of the water. That's probably a good thing.
Bitch please.
HOLLEEE SHIT
That exists solely for my pleasure.
All of those Suderman posts are from five years ago. Give the kid a break. He was probably fresh out of college so, you know, hot lava and raccoons?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome. Why didn't you link this, Nicole? Huh?
It's not a costume.
Fine, Fine. Let me write a check for $20,000. Now you can't cash it until Dec 9, 2045, ok?
Do I get anything for being the donor that pushes Reason over the top?
Over the top of what?
Their donation goal.
Damn, I was hoping for Old Smokey
"News doesn't make money. It never has."
Pretty sure there was a time when it did ...
Grapes don't have arms, or any sort of limb so they're not all that great a crushing things. Is that fruit you really want to go with?
Hmm, I've probably waiting long enough. Maybe a little while longer, just because I'm a dick.
You donated to Mother Jones again, didn't you?
I donated, uh, something to a mother, but it wasn't Jones' mother. Take a guess as to whose it was.
Seriously, you should donate in gold.
Do I look Swiss to you?
More Italo-Nazi.
"we let them borrow our monocles, they loan us their berets"
A true libertarian would keep the beret, not return it and sell it on eBay - because profit and we'd not be caught dead in one.
A true libertarian would have pointed out the difference between "loan" and "lend".
Give Hope!
Give a Goat!
Heh. Nice pics.
I like that Supported By banner that lists out the donors. It might be worth tossing a few bucks just to have some fun with that... let's see:
Supported By:
Adolf Hitler
The Jews
KKK
Paris Hilton
Donald Trump
Koch Bros.
Eva Peron
NAMBLA
Black Lives Matter
Could get pretty creative with that...
Tulpa if you actually had any money you should use it to buy your mom out of indentured servitude to Arby's.
Arby's? I thought it was Roy Rogers.
"Arbys: bigger than Jesus, realer than God"
No, Voros, these sandwiches are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Who are those 4 losers in the picture? Can a portion of a donation be set aside to buy these poor hosers a wardrobe?
It's Reason's millennial hipsters on Halloween.
Who can name all the staffers in this horrible picture?
Can we do an auction? Tulpa said he's not going to donate, but he's still going to shit the comments up.
I'll give another $250 if he's permanently banned. Anyone else?
I will add another $100 to that pot.
Sweet. $350 for a Tulpa ban. Anyone else?
I'll do another $100 if you IP ban Tulpa.
We're at $450.
$500, anyone? Do I hear $500???
If they reach $250,000, everyone gets a turn at firsties.
I could be first if I wanted to. But I don't.
No one understands the great burden that comes with it.
Donate to Reason in the Webathon's Final Hours, Because You Want to grind Mother Jones Like a Woodchipper!
Seriously, you couldn't even pander right?
They should bet covers for whichever wins. For instance, if MJ were to win, then Reason would have to run a cover of MJ's choosing, like. . .well, I have no idea what kind of covers they run--HRC sodomizing Gaea?
Donated. When do I get my personal sit-down with Matt Welch?
Come to LA next time. No sit down though, he's a stander.
For $1,000 you can be with Matt Welch while he has a sit-down.
OK, fine.
I even saw my name this time.
How did it make you feel?
Meh.
My "name" has already been purged, that name being "CHIPOTLE SUCKS".
I think we need to perform an intervention for PM. He's going a little coo-coo mad with this Chipotle thing.
No, people who eat there are coo-coo [sic] mad.
Do you take Dogecoin?
Just put it on your EBT.
The only relationship you should have with Mother Jones is the planting of pipe bombs in their headquarters.
Cool! Message me at ant1sthenes@fbi.gov so we can discuss your plan further. I have some friends who could be a big help.
Only if they are merely stage-prop strength, and shower anyone in range with bacon. 🙂
Kevin R
You would waste bacon on them?
Yes, all dissenters must be silenced! Kill, kill, kill!
The Marvel Family illo would seem to be Jose Luis Garcia Lopez's work.
SHAZAM!? and Shazam Family characters ? DC Comics, Inc.
Kevin R