Webathon Update: 31 Hours Left; 147 Donors and $84,000 Short!
Time for a frank national conversation about our fundraising numbers

So here's the good news, in a world plagued anew by the fascism of Donald Trump. As of 4:53 p.m. ET, our 8th annual Webathon—in which we ask you, beloved reader, to voluntarily spread the funding base for our libertarian news/analysis/commentary juggernaut—has already on this penultimate day zoomed past our second-highest-ever total number of donors: 1,031, well over 2013's total of 636. Not only that, our 2015 fundraising total is also already the second-highest ever, narrowly beating out 2013, $166,000 to $163,000.
For this we all thank you, from the bottom of our dark yet optimistic libertarian hearts. And like Howard Dean saying "Free speech is good," you just know this is gonna be followed by a big but.
We are short, tantalizingly short, of last year's totals, let alone this year's ambitions. We need you to put down the vape pen and/or mug of IPA (I mean, for like 90 seconds) and donate to Reason right the hell now!
Here are some numbers, for those of you (cough) whose frontal lobes are best tickled through gratuitous digitry:
2008: 152 donors, $13,000 (rounding to nearest thousand here).
2009: 625 donors, $56,000
2010: 505 donors, $47,000
2011: 522 donors, $69,000
2012: 341 donors, $49,000
2013: 636 donors, $163,000
2014: 1,178 donors, $224,000
2015: 1,031 donors, $166,000 (with 31 hours to go)
Obviously, we chose Going Big over Going Home in our fundraising target of $250,000 this year, mostly BECAUSE FREEDOM, but also because our friends at Mother Jones in their concurrent fundraising drive are asking for $200,000, and we seek to beat Mother Jones like a gong.
Really, though, we're asking for the quarter-mil because it was the next highest round number, and we think we've had a good year, dammit! To wit:

* Web traffic up 14%, to 3.9 million monthly visits, in Fiscal Year 2015.
* More than 40% of that web traffic was composed of humanoids younger than 35. In other words, Snake People. While every single think tank and opinion magazine and editorial page and cable news show sits around agonizing over how to get even a fraction of people with a different demographic than Matt's dad to consume their product, Reason is constantly grokking Millenials. Right in the face.
* Video views for Reason TV on YouTube and Facebook up 8%, to 1.1 million per month.
* Magazine circulation up ever so slightly, to 47,600. Believe me, in the print-mag business, flat, consistent circulation (which we've had going on a decade) is a positive, especially if you're getting the aforementioned eyeballs online.
Click here for reader/donor testimonials, and work your way backward at this link for other sound arguments for helping finance our journalism, but for now I want to focus your mind on numbers: We need 147 new donors in the next 31 hours to at least tie last year's record. This is not unheard of: Last year in the last 24 hours alone we netted 268 donations, worth $60,000.
So donate to Reason right the hell now.

If those 147 donors pledge $200 each, that is totally awesome, and we thank you so much it hurts our thankal chords, but that still leaves us $28,000 short of last year's total, let alone this year's audacious goal. We need a few random monocle-wearers and/or early Bitcoin adopters to get in the game, either with a challenge grant (thanks, the last one was subscribed!) or just a big-ass gift.
C'mon, it's fun! Don't you want to see that rectangle in the upper right go full-on orange? Don't you want to see your name in the scrolling banner up top? Don't you want Lobster Girl 2.0 to turn that frown upside-down?
Then donate to Reason right the hell now.
Giving levels, swags, forms, whatever, all of it here. These numbers are doable, people. BE THE SPARE CHANGE WE ARE LOOKING FOR!! And thanks….
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So here's the good news, in a world plagued anew by the fascism of Donald Trump.
Whoa... I don't mean to sound like one of those closet TEAM RED glibertarians that salt'n'peppa the boards around here, but singling out Trump for fascism is ignoring the Hillaryphant in the livingroom.
You know, trying to reference news of the afternoon. Hillary will get hers in a post tomorrow.....
There better be pics.
Don't make it weird.
Here is the news of the afternoon.
Just had a conversation with the Vermeer rep about idiots and woodchippers.
"Officers say they've determined that the death was accidental and that no foul play was involved."
How do we know until there's a subpoena and subsequent investigation?
Jaaaaa!
Unfortunately, this seems to be the practice only during donation season - otherwise, all Republicans are scum, and Dems receive a pass...
Yeah but nobody cares about Hillary, she's old news. When she calls for ending free speech or expanding the reach of the no fly list, no one is really surprised.
Ok, my word is my bond.
Last Friday I said that if we can break 100k, I'd supplement my $100 donation with 3 donations of $50 each with the banner names of Tony, Shreek and American Socialist.
I just put in the three donations. If someone wants to see another troll up their, they are going to have to pony up their own fid'dy. I am tapped for the year.
That is AWESOME.
You are a great human, Overt.
Anyone else read that as "my word is my bong"?
$50 for Tulpa, anyone?
That could get expensive. Tulpa the Master Account or Tulpa the many-faced God of Sock Puppets?
Inside every sock puppet is a small man with a warm hand
Holy shit! Overt, you just won the internet.
My testimonial (posted earlier): "Reason is evil. I've been bullied, accosted and made fun of for being Canadian. 'Hey, Canuckistanian' and 'America's hat' is hateful and disrespectful speech. Reason commenters metaphorically rape me with their minds."
Hush, Cankukistani, you know you want the verbal abuse.
"Web traffic up 14%, to 3.9 million monthly visits, in Fiscal Year 2015."
They come for the comments.
If reason were smart, they'd auction off dates with the most prolific of the commenters.
I call double date with Crusty Juggler.
Because he seems to like the uggos and so you would be left with the hot friend? Pretty good plan.
Of course, I would want to double with The Agile One, and he brings the drugs.
He's not picky. So yeah.
Trying to outdo Mother Jones?
Now you have my attention...
They don't seem to disclose how much they're raised so far.
Reason not meeting its financial goals? Hey, market forces really do work!
Tulpa or Hihn?
Not sure if there's a minimum amount required or I was too drunk to type the credit card numbers correctly but my attempt at a modest donation was rebuked. If it is the former, please try to rember not all of us currently live off the sweat of orphans.
Just saying.
I was able to do $25, so I don't think it's a minimum amount issue.
Hmm. Too drunk it is. Sounds about right. 😉
It's your fault for having this damn collection plate racket at the same time as the Bring Back Mstk Kickstarter. I'm not made of money people! I need the illegal immigrants to buff my monocle collection.
OK free marketers, it's time to put your money where your mouth is!
I did, can you say the same?
I have contributed in the past but Reason's non-stop push for Open Borders convinced me not to donate this year, and I know of at least one other commenter who feels the same way.
Can I have my $250 back? That pic of the lady in red is unforgivable.
That better not be "Lobster Girl 2.0"
Way to old-shame me.
"Humanoid?" Isn't that kind of like a Crusty Juggler-type?
OK, look, I lready donated (on day one thank you) so just take this as some unvarnished constructive criticism:
1. You should've mentioned you were trying to bet the shit out of the Mother Jones numbers rght from jump street.
2. LOBSTER GIRL MUG GOD DAMN IT IT HAS BEEN SEVERAL YEARS NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS GOING TO TAKE.
3. I might be convinced to donate more in a Boston gathering, if only to make up for the bar tab.
In fairness, only discovered the MoJo thing yesterday!
You have gone too far left. I am voting with my dollars.
Vote with your feet too. Buh Bye
Everybody wants money. Boo hoo!
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