Challenge Grant Time! A Generous Reason Donor Will Double Your Next $25,000 in Webathon Giving!
GIVE TO REASON NOW BECAUSE MATH!

THIS JUST IN—Starting immediately (as in, right the hell now), the next $25,000 in donations from you, dear readers, to us, the Reason Foundation (which publishes the editorial real estate you are happily trampling through like so many cable-news reporters on a popsicle hunt at a terrorism crime scene), will be DOUBLED, by an anonymous Johnny or Janie Friendly, who loves Reason and freedom and Webathons and DOUBLING YOUR MONEY.
Click here to stop reading this glorious prose and start DONATING TO REASON.
Quick reminder/listicle about reasons (drink!) to give:
1) Woodchippers (I'm not easing up on this one).
2) Pictured.
3) Anti-hysteria (we're more High 'n' Dry types).
4) Judge-fuel (in a good way).
5) We jam econo.
6) In a world gone crazy….
7) Sweet-ass swag.
8) Because we do it in Bitcoin.
9) $25,000 challenge time!
Thanks, Dr. Johnny/Janie Friendly! And thanks to the 363 of you who have donated thus far!
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I will match that sideboob with one of my own.
Jesus. Will you stop putting pressure on me? I'm waiting for the Canadian dollar to rise a little.
Thank you! I
You giff lobster girl, I giff money. Not so hard, yes?
It's the lobster isn't it, the anonymous donor?
HEY REASON, STOP PIMPING LOBSTER GIRL YOU FUCKING GORILLA PIMPS.
Thanks, Dr. Johnny/Janie Friendly!
So the anonymous donor is a he or she, not a xe or xir. That narrows it down.
Side boob! Side boob! Side boob!
Sploosh.
Kochtopus!
I broke down and gave. Because - America.
Well played, Welch.
Minutemen reference!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmKGusadv08
That's a donation.
Sideboob lobster girl might cause money to suddenly be expelled from my credit card. Damn that woman! Doesn't she know I can't keep this up?
yeah, I might have to lob a couple of francs at them now.
Is there a manner by which Reason's tech savvy members could list the donors alphabetically* via a link atop the "Thank you to our [x-number of] Webathon 2015 donors so far!" statement?
I might just donate again.
*Alphabetically by the first letter/number of the donor's handle.
I don't have any money.
Who is this cosmotarian moneybags promising to match contributions and what is his real one-world total state freedom-crushing agenda?
The money is coming from the My Koch Rewards Program.
Have a Koch and a smile!
Quick reminder/listicle about reasons (drink!) to give:
You really should have done it collage-style.
Take of your pom-poms, stop cheerleading for abortion, and *then* ask me. And I'll say I don't have the money on me right now, but maybe later.
You're welcome,
I'm drooling over the Lobster Girl picture...what I wouldn't give for a nice lobster dinner!
I gave already but, well, fine. Thanks. Where's my fucking mug?
Just donated a bit - first time ever.
Lobster Girl and Baby Reason pics did it.
And all you commenters too. Well, certain ones excepted, but I won't name them, as I am too mellow from all this Gl?gg.
The commentariat is whole orders of magnitude more interesting than cable-news reporters. And we would have come up with better excuses.
I was touched to see that both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are supporting Reason. That Libertarian Moment must be coming!
Sounds like one heck of a plan to me dude. Wow.
http://www.GoneAnon.tk
why is there a picture of a girl kissing a lobster?
Is this some reference back to the old days of reason?