The Islamic State's Tax Exiles
ISIS's adventures in state-building


It's hardly surprising that ISIS territory is a miserable place to live. It's a brutal theocracy with an especially thuggish ruling class, and on top of that it's located in a war zone. But beyond that, as The New York Times reports today, its efforts to "build statelike institutions" have encountered the same sorts of troubles that have undercut other crudely intrusive governments. There's cronyism ("Stories abound of the Islamic State putting loyal members in positions they are not qualified for"). There are dumb regulations with unintended consequences ("a ban on male doctors' treating female patients left women in one town with no doctors at all"). And an "onerous tax system" is among the forces "driving people out"—evidence that even the most fledgling states can produce tax exiles.
ISIS imposes high tariffs too, as described in another recent Times piece:
Three times a month, Mohammad al-Kirayfawai hands $300 to fighters from the Islamic State for the privilege of driving his refrigerated truck full of ice cream and other perishables from Jordan to a part of Iraq where the militants are firmly in charge.
The fighters who man the border post treat the payment as an import duty, not a bribe. They even provide a stamped receipt, with the logo and seal of the Islamic State, that Mr. Kirayfawai, 38, needs for passing through other checkpoints on his delivery route.
Refuse to pay and the facade of normality quickly falls away. "If I do not," Mr. Kirayfawai explained, "they either arrest me or burn my truck."
The latter article lists a host of other taxes, fines, and fees imposed by the Islamic State, noting that Daesh "has even fined people for driving with broken taillights, a practice that is nearly unheard-of on the unruly roads of the Middle East." Never let it be said that ISIS rejects every cultural export from the West.
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has even fined people for driving with broken taillights
So they've got the really big blatant evil stuff AND the petty chickenshit banal evil stuff down cold. Daesh is truly a wunderkind among nation-states.
"Why are you driving with a broken tail light, friend?"
"By Allah, my tail lights are working!"
SMASH
"No they're not."
If God wills it, my taillights will work!
"If God wanted to stop us from breaking your tail light, He would have."
It's God's will all the way down!
The point we've been missing here is that it's not enough to claim to know God's plan. You also have to claim that he has chosen you to carry it out.
"If God wanted me to pay the fine, he would have made me do it."
"I am the Agent of the Will of God!"
*points AK in driver's face*
So does anyone want to take a whack at distinguishing ISIS from the US government?
ISIS's executions have a much lower botching rate?
When was the last time the US government executed someone?
/honest question
Hard to say, since they don't usually announce drone strikes.
Slaves in Daesh are privately, rather than publically, owned, and slaveholding functions are acquired through open-air markets rather than centralized in the IRS. Also, the things police can kill you for in Daesh are written down in some old books rather than made up on the spot.
We've got slightly better pop culture, and are allowed to eat bacon.
IRSIS.
Diabolical!
I keep seeing "Daesh". What/where/who/why is "Daesh"?
Daesh is more or less a play of words on ISIS' Arabian acronym, which comes to mean "To stomp underneath" or some such.
It apparently pisses off ISIS to get called Daesh, so many of their enemies started using the term for them
I see no difference between ISIS and the US government.
How about Adam Lanza?
/Richman
You just had to bring the Jooos into this didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!
They're already in everything. Gosh, sheeple much?
You can leave without a huge payment?
But no truck.
Policies held concerning the Israeli/Palestinian conflict?
They should vote the bastards out.
I believe voting is punishable by death.
That's some bush league shit. If they want to be a proper tin pot dictatorship, they should make voting mandatory and impose capital punishment on those that abstain instead.
Armed observers will be present in each voting booth to ensure no voter intimidation is attempted.
Plundering truck drivers and banning doctors from treating women is just something Syrian-Iraqis do together.
At least ISIS is honest about it.
And talk about an onerous tariff. You'd think some free ice cream would be enough to satisfy the highwaymen.
The Afghan militia types outside the base I was on used to swipe a fair amount of toilet paper being delivered...
What were they really using it for?
Once you go Western (TP), you will never question.
Apparently, they can't keep it refrigerated long enough to sell it on the black market.
Yeah, I think the original writer may be misunderstanding the concept of normality. How is this different from western society? In the US, they would arrest you or repossess your truck. Is the line between repossession and burning what defines normality?
The proceeds of extortion need to be distributed fairly among *all* government employees, not just become the property of the specific employees who did the extorting.
That's the difference between a civilized society and a lawless one.
/sarc
In the US, if your truck was a clunker they would also crush it into a cube, then burn the cube.
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
When I see the old classics, all I can think about is how much it sucks now.
What I don't understand is why being arrested or having your property destroyed by the state if you don't pay up is considered a failure of the "facade of normality". I thought that was normal.
Broken taillight syndrome -- they've been reading Krugger!
Adventures in state building! This would be funny if the results weren't barbaric and hideous.
At least it isn't a libertarian shithole like Somalia.
has even fined people for driving with broken taillights, a practice that is nearly unheard-of on the unruly roads of the Middle East.
ROADZ!
Finally, someone's investing in infrastructure. First the burn they truck then the guy needs to buy a new one - STIMULUS. plus plus for the economy.
It's not just the truck. They'll burn the guy too. Birthrate stimulus.
"Labor Participation Stimulus", dumbass
Driving Muslims out of the Middle East and into Europe is a feature, not a bug.
That's why they need taxes -- to fund roads, for more Muslims to drive. Men only, obvs.
Ha, freakin' Junior Varsity!
"It's hardly surprising that ISIS territory is a miserable place to live. It's a brutal theocracy with an especially thuggish ruling class, and on top of that it's located in a war zone."
Your opening is too flattering.
Sounds a lot like New Jersey.
Not to mention Iran.
Alt-text gets a thumbs up.
Three times a month, Mohammad al-Kirayfawai hands $300 to fighters from the Islamic State for the privilege of driving his refrigerated truck full of ice cream
Tough guys eat ice cream.
Reason and its Food Truck obsession.
Never change, you crazy libertarians.
Somewhere Tulpa applauds Daesh?
I'm not understanding in what sense this is a "facade." What does the Times thinks happens if you refuse to pay an import duty to the US government?
In the US they seize your truck and auction it rather than burning it. Also there is a lot more paperwork so you know that everything is legal and just.
These guys would probably auction it too if they thought there would be any buyers. The just don't have as big a market as our gov does.
But yeah, this seems like business as normal for a government. I'm not quite sure what they are objecting to.
OUR GOVERNMENT, GOOD
THEIR GOVERNMENT, BAD
I'm not understanding in what sense this is a "facade." What does the Times thinks happens if you refuse to pay an import duty to the US government?
They say, "Okey-dokey" and politely ask the next guy if he's willing to pay.
You know who else had tax issues...
Al Capone?
Wesley Snipes?
Keep posting, I'm reloading.
Timothy Geithner?
+1 TurboTax
Willie Nelson?
Wesley Snipes?
Go to bed old man!
Little Jesse Jackson?
Lame: Geithner!
Al Sharpton and Melissa Harris-Perry?
Melitha-Harrith-Perry?
Pennsylvania whiskey insurrectors?
-1 George Washington
The entire population of modern Greece?
+1 declare that mattress cash
Eric Garner?
So beyond the fact we don't like them, why are these guys not considered a legitimate state? They hold territory, have a military, have a government, established rules of law for those under them, and extract taxes from those under them in a formalized manner. I can't see what differentiates them from North Korea.
They didn't start their government the river way, or something.
The river way? Why even suggest completed words?
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I called myself king just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!
i nominate "bint" for Underutilized Word of 2015
In our view, they don't possess the territory they are militarily holding. All that territory rightfully belongs to states that we do recognize, Iraq and Syria.
I never quite got that philosophy when it comes to state actors. If you can't hold it, then it's not yours. This has been the rule for as long as we've had the concept of a state. I don't get why we've suddenly abandoned it for the recognized not recognized model. You can still go to war to claim some territory back if it's stolen, but pretending the guy in charge of that area ain't in charge is like drinking sand to prove the mirage is real.
We recognize Pakistan's borders and they don't really control the Tribal Areas or all of the NW.
Because if we think of them as a state and condemn their practices, it will raise serious questions about our own states? Because going to war with The Islamic State University sounds an awful lot like going to war with Islam? Because the Western socialist/corporatist leadership makes Chamberlain look like Putin?
They haven't made the proper payments to the IOC. Once that happens, they will be begrudgingly accepted.
I bet their property tax rate is still lower than mine. Jersey sux.
ISIS probably has less restrictive gun laws, too.
less fewer restrictive gun laws
Get it together.
The gun laws might be less restrictive or you might have fewer restrictive gun laws.
*blocked*
Yeah, well, I had one thing you haven't got...
Also, Unicorn Abattoir needs to be a fantasy power metal band.
Yes, but from Germany or Poland, where they know what real metal sounds like.
I just cut a check last week. I'm in a very fowl mood.
In the mood for a Chipolte Chicken Burrito?
Shit-stirrer!
Chipolte is not that bad. Sheesh.
It really isn't. The last crash more than covered my property taxes.
I just cut a check last week. I'm in a very fowl mood.
Why don't you kick back, have a libertarian moment and refuse to cut that check?
The Islamic State is no different than living in Ferguson, MO or any other U.S. city with its petty fines and taxes that could lead to a lethal encounter with the government's henchmen.
Well, in fairness to the US, our henchmen tend to erase their snuff videos to avoid accountability instead of proudly displaying them on the internet to send a message. So, that's something.
There's cronyism ("Stories abound of the Islamic State putting loyal members in positions they are not qualified for".
I donate to them, Hillary and Kerry. Let's expedite this. I dub this effort 'diplomacy'.
Whoa, Hyperion. Chill out. ISIS might be the modern embodiment of pure evil, but surely even they don't deserve what you're suggesting. I mean, at what point do we become that which we hate?
He who fights monsters should take care etc, etc.
its efforts to "build statelike institutions" have encountered the same sorts of troubles that have undercut other crudely intrusive governments.
IOW, they're going to beat us by being us.
+1 You all right. I learned it by watching you.
This leads me to believe that a small band of US special forces has infiltrated ISIS leadership. They are guiding the formation of this government to be a miniature model of the US. Once this is done, all of the surrounding countries will immediately declare way against this new Great Satan in their midst leading to the ultimate destruction of ISIS.
It's a cunning plan.
You really think there's anyone involved in our efforts there, who is that cunning?
No, and that's what makes it so cunning.
So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel!
Sounds like we've won.
There are dumb regulations with unintended consequences ("a ban on male doctors' treating female patients left women in one town with no doctors at all")
This is ISIS we're talking about. Are we 100% sure this was unintended?
I'm sure they're really kicking themselves themselves about this mistake. Or kicking their fuck slaves for having the temerity to get sick with no doctor around. Whatever.
They should bring Bill Maher over to explain that medicine is just a conspiracy to push vaccination.
their fuck slaves
Wait, what do little boys have to do with this?
Lest you think I'm imitating Old Man With Candy, I'm referring to the cultural practices of that region. Women are more like "breeding slaves" than "fuck slaves".
Things you can get in the US that ISIS doesn't like:
Religion of your preference
Music
Porn
Bacon
Alcoholic drinks
And that is just the important stuff.
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