Say Goodbye to Lincoln Chafee
He was an inarticulate has-been running a ridiculous vanity campaign, but he still managed to be better than the frontrunners on a few issues.

Lincoln Chafee's presidential campaign was always a ludicrous vanity project, and the only surprise about his withdrawal from the race today is that he had the self-awareness to see that he was going nowhere. But as he leaves, let's pause to note that he did offer some substantial differences from both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, and I don't just mean his odd fondness for the Metric system. Chafee denounced the drone war, said he'd pardon Edward Snowden, and otherwise took stands on "security" issues that you haven't been hearing from Clinton (because she believes the exact opposite) or from Sanders (because he is at best a lukewarm critic of the national security state).
Chafee was a terrible spokesman for these ideas, but sometimes that's all you've got. It was good to see someone try to remind voters about Clinton's support for the Iraq war, even if the chief effect was to demonstrate that most Democrats no longer care.
So of the three "extra" candidates on the debate stage last week, two—Chafee and Jim Webb—had significant differences with Clinton and Sanders. This week, both exited the Democratic race. And who's sticking around? Martin O'Malley, the man who wavers between presenting himself as Clinton Lite and Sanders Lite. Naturally.
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Sorry, I can't muster a single fuck to give about the opinion of people who participate in Links threads.
The feeling is mutual.
Who?
First base
+1940's
Is this okay?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
/D. Caruso
More to the point, whoever actually said "This country needs Lincoln Chafee!". Did even Lincoln Chafee ever say that? It appears not.
The metric system is communism personified.
How many lenins to an inch?
Fist is Stalin for time while he Trotskys over to refresh his gin gimlet. Sorry - I'm kinda Romanov the subject here....
No.
DA!
Maybe it's because I'm a commie, but I know without looking it up how many grams are in a kilogram, but not how many pounds there are in a slug. I say it's better to be able to recite how many cups there are in a gallon rather than how many milliliters there are in a liter to demonstrate the superiority of the American system and God compared to Denmark and Zog.
Makes sense - i wouldn't expect you to be able to handle any conversion method more complicated than adding or removing zeros from the ends of numbers. As a commie, maybe you can help me with this conversion: how many mass graves are in a pogrom?
"Sanders... Lukewarm critic of national security state"
He is? The citation is from a known right-wing site that nevertheless praises Sanders stance on the NSA and the Iraq War. This is lukewarm?
Comrade, one always needs an NKVD to keep an eye out for wreckers, kulaks and hoarders...
You don't have enough kidneys to filter out his bullshit.
I was talking about bernie sanders-- not gulags. Boy, you right-wingers sure are obsessed. Not to worry... If you want a gulag you can still have one as the best current examples are shithole jails in the United States-- filled to the brim with non-violent drug offenders put there by conservative drug warriors.
If you want a gulag you can still have one
"If you want your gulag, you can keep your gulag!"
If you're going to troll, at least do it right.
...as I might do regarding HTML and previewing, etc. etc. etc.
carry on
So all the leftist drug warriors running places like NY are a figment of my imagination, right?
I assume your idea is to pretend that the Democratic Party, arguably the oldest and most powerful US political party ever, has had absolutely nothing to do with anything bad, like the drug war.
Then, when people point out your idiocracy, you accuse them of carrying the water for Republicans.
Boring. I've seen that show before.
Got anything better? Or is this all you have?
It's so tiresome, but sometimes I feel an obligation to reply just in case some newbie walks in.
It's all very standard, really:
1. Troll goes to third party web site
2. Troll says something negative about Party One in a Two-Party Winner-Takes-All Aystem, such as, "Gee, I sure do hate the way Party One gave us the military industrial complex!" or "Gee, I sure do hate the way Party Two gave us abusive police!"
3. Troll waits until someone points out it was a two party effort.
4. Troll accuse entire third party of being shills for Party One/Two, as appropriate.
5. Troll farts through a kazoo and congratulates himself on a job well done.
I'm just surprised they act like they're the first ones that thought of it. It's pretty formulaic at this point.
Psst, Brian, I said conservatives, not Republicans. I'm not voting or supporting joe Biden so you can relax. Why do you suppose that when I mention conservatives on a libertarian website out come the references to how socialists heart gulags.
Did you see where sanders said he would vote for recreational marijuana in Colorado? Maybe that's why nick Gillespie said he finds more to like in the Dem debates than in the Republican ones.
Well, socialists DO heart gulags. After all, y'all gotta do SOMETHING with all those people who won't tow the lion and participate in the creation of the New Soviet Man.
By that standard, both the Republican and Democratic parties are run by "conservatives". This is either a dumb and meaningless thing to say, or an insightful yet understated comment on the underlying similarity of the two parties, despite their notional opposition. Given your posting history, I'm going to go with "dumb".
Oh... And Brian, not to quibble, but Bernie sanders isn't a Democrat. So there's that.
Oh man, i don't even know how to tell you this, but... he's running for the Democratic nomination, dude.
Again with the right winger bullshit. You would be better off calling the people here anarchy-capitalists or some other bullshit. Very few 'right-wingers' here. If any. But then, you're pretty goddamn stupid.
You're also a HUGE FUCKING DEADBEAT. Go pay your mortgage you stupid bitch.
Go read your screenname again. The gulags are implicit therein.
How many times did you rub one out after watching sanders in the debate the other night you fart sniffer?
Those gulags aren't going to fill themselves, da, tovarisch?
"Right-wing"? From your perspective, that could include HuffPo, Salon, Politico, etc.. So at best it's a vague, overly broad term.
Also, GO PAY YOUR FUCKING MORTGAGE YOU GODDAMN DEADBEAT!
"GO PAY YOUR FUCKING MORTGAGE YOU GODDAMN DEADBEAT!"
Pretty damn tiresome supporting the 'altruistic' commies, ain't it?
Mercury Chafee
Was governor of somewhere
We hardly knew ye.
Clinton Lite and Sanders Lite
Worst beer selection ever. Just pour me a Miller.
When you drink it, your face turns red and steam pours out of your ears.
Closest I've come is sriracha beer by Rogue. Well, second closest. The closest was a six-pack of green chile-flavored novelty beer by some no-name local brewer. Neither was especially spicy, but at least the Rogue stuff tasted credibly like the sauce.
Tabasco makes chocolate bars now. They're terrible.
I liked it, but I'm not a huge fan of sweets generally. I like my chocolate dark and bitter with just a hint of sweetness, so the little bit of heat and vinegar worked okay. Not exemplary, but I finished the tin.
That sounds positively awful. What the hell is wrong with people.
It was good to see someone try to remind voters about Clinton's support for the Iraq war, even if the chief effect was to demonstrate that most Democrats no longer care.
Here's a hint. Progressives never gave a shit about the Iraq war. There only problem with it is that it gave George W. Bush a bump in approval ratings for a while. If it had been President Gore who'd decided to do it, they'd be singing the praises of the matter as the liberation of an oppressed people. It was never about any principles whatsoever with these assholes.
Don't believe me? We just intentionally bombed a Doctors Without Borders hospital. That's about as fucking close as you can possibly get to the textbook definition of a war crime. What progressive has said so much as "boo" about it?
Yes, and those same people would be screaming for GB's head if it had happened under his watch. They would demand prosecution.
Imagine if the Benghazi debacle had happened under Bush.
Yes, and those same people would be screaming for GB's head if it had happened under his watch.
And it's not at all clear to me that they'd be wrong. I mean, shit, bombing a hospital? On what planet does that not make you not the good guy?
Hans, I've just noticed something. Have you looked at our caps recently...? ...They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have little pictures of skulls on them? Hans... are we the baddies?
+1000 for the 'That Mitchell and Webb Look' reference.
+1 rat's anus
Okay that was funny. And perhaps point taken. Maybe I am a bit naive. But, I don't think that undermines my point. At some point, when you realize your uniform has skulls on them, you kind of have to step back and say something is wrong.
Should know better than to comment hung over and angry
"Their only problem with it was..."
You mean principals trump principles? I never...
"What progressive has said so much as "boo" about it?"
Glenn Greenwald has, to his credit.
Yeah, he can be a first class asshole, but I will give the guy credit for consistency.
But, isn't he more the exception that proves the rule.
Who?
Her?
So the dude's a nobody, but we'll write an article about him, and we'll all comment on it.
At least I had the decency to tl;dr and just head straight to the comments, as is tradition....
Well he's probably gotten more press coverage for ending his campaign than for running.
It's fun to poke at a failed leftist dud. The laughs are cheap, but what the hell, right?
OT: Shriek hardest hit... http://www.bloomberg.com/polit.....g-campaign
You used the wrong image and Alt Text there Jesse. After his performance in the Dem Debate you should have used Homers "It's my first day" meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlOhSt_qW0
The metric system... All electrical measurements are quantified in metric units. The only strangler is distance and related computations like area and volume. A football field is 100 yards long, a 100 meters is only slightly different. So distance isn't the hold-up.
"After the recent downpour I have a foot of stagnant water in my 1/2 acre backyard." This does not translate well to Americans in SI units. Americans know what an acre is. "I have about 2000 liters of water to pump out" doesn't ring as clearly as 1/2 an acre-foot.
Cool story, bro.
"After the recent downpour I have a foot of stagnant water in my 1/2 acre backyard."
So grow a pair and suck it up.
After a week I would spray some DDT on it, but if you want to 'suck it up' pal, go right ahead.
Surely you mean have the orphans spray DDT. No reason to expose yourself unnecessarily.
Unfortunately, the EPA has declared it 'wetlands.'
"Seasonally navigable waterway."
Well, shit. That puts it under the jurisdiction of the DOT and the Coast Guard, too.
A football field is 100 yards long, a 100 meters is only slightly different.
100 meters = 109.36 yards. So, slightly here = 9% longer?
Good enough for government work
The only strangler[s are] distance[, weight,] and related computations
Which is a lot of them.
? = Fx (torque)
F = ma (force)
W = Fd (work)
E = 1/2 mv^2 (energy)
P = W/t (power)
Not to mention temperature...
I didn't even notice the John-grade typo. Those damned imperial units are strangling the metric system!
All measurement units are "metric", that's what the word means. Electric measurements are French-based, yes, but people working w electricity don't use the SI units that are now supposed to be the standard.
In other Candidate News-
I was just treated to the sight of stern, po-faced Hillary admonishing those ignorant brutes up there on Capitol Hill.
"I've thought more about Ambassador Stephens than all of you put together. I've lost more sleep than all of you put together."
It just shows the depth and breadth of her commitment to serving this great land that she manages to soldier on.A lesser mortal might retire, and channel her weary grief and self-remonstrances into knitting tiny articles of clothing for her granddaughter.
I hear Hillary fashions articles of clothing for her baby genddaughter from the cured hide of murdered US Ambassadors.
"I've thought more about Ambassador Stephens than all of you put together. I've lost more sleep than all of you put together."
Nobody accused you of ad-libbing your obviously rehearsed excuses, Clinton.
I've lost more sleep than all of you put together.
It would be a small comfort if true.
As a staunch supporter of the metric system, I now have no candidate.
I hate to disappoint, but the US will never adopt the metric system. Uncle Sam has periodically tried to convert us since the Monroe administration. Ain't happenin'
Oh I know, but DARE TO DREAM or something...