For all those in need of some Emmy counter-programming, here is an award that will sadly be missing from tonight's ceremony.
"The Award for Best Iraq Bombing Goes To…" was originally released on Dec. 8th, 2014 and the original text is below.
It's often said that "you can bomb the world to pieces but you can't bomb it into peace." The finalists for the coveted Best Iraq Bombing Award beg to differ. From Tomahawk cruise missiles to Predator drones, these Oval Office humanitarians have brought peace to the very cradle of civilization no fewer than four times in the past 25 years. Find out which of the last four presidents war it best.
Approximately 1:30 minutes.