Donald Trump

Trump, on Fiorina: 'Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?'

|

Rolling Stone magazine has a new cover story out on GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump. CNN Money describes a passage in the story concerning Trump competitor Carly Fiorina:

Look at that face. ||| The Hill
The Hill

According to writer Paul Solotaroff, he was sitting with Trump watching a newscast when a video clip zoomed in on Fiorina.

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?" Trump said to Solotaroff. "Can you imagine that, the face of our next president."

Trump added, "I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Fiorina, a 61-year-old double-mastectomy survivor, mostly took the high road, telling Fox's Megyn Kelly "I'm not going to spend a single cycle wondering what Donald Trump means." Trump, a 69-year-old ex-beauty pageant host who has a history of calling disagreeable females names like "fat pig" and "dog," did not deny the comment. Also, his face looks like an anus:

Never forget! ||| Todd Krainin/Reason
Todd Krainin/Reason

For those who are still interested in things like public policy, here's a comical exchange from the Rolling Stone piece:

[W]e've spent hours in his office and haven't gotten around yet to a single policy question, beyond his assurance that we'd touch on "all that stuff" later. […]

Not 60 seconds pass before he looks at me again. "You know New Hampshire has a huge problem with heroin? Why do ya s'pose that is?"

I tell him that it probably has to do with OxyContin and school kids raiding their parents' medicine chests. They run out of pills, then find that bags of heroin are cheaper. "Yeah? Well, which is worse for you, the heroin or the pills?" I explain that they're both derivatives of opium, which is dicey however it's delivered. "Hunh!" he says. "Interesting. I didn't know that. But I gotta get back to my notes!" (At a press conference, an hour later, he'll respond to a question about heroin in New Hampshire by saying that "it starts probably with OxyContin, from what I'm hearing.") Sixty seconds pass. "Hey, you believe this goddamn ISIS? Chopping people's heads off, putting people in cages and drowning 'em. We gotta waterboard 'em, don't you agree?"

I tell him I'm not in favor of chopping people's heads off, and ask if he'd sanction waterboarding as president. He begins a rambling answer, then asks the woman across from me if she believes in the practice of waterboarding. And so it goes for the 26 minutes it takes us to fly from New York to Hampton, New Hampshire[.]

NEXT: Funding the U.S. Department of Offense

Editor's Note: We invite comments and request that they be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of Reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason at any time. Report abuses.

    1. Krugman as Fed Chief: America! More Harder!

  1. Plastic surgery is fair game.

    1. Elective plastic surgery is fair game.

      1. Was Carly a burn victim?

        1. “Fiorina, a 61-year-old double-mastectomy survivor”

          1. mastectomy survivor

            That’s an awkward turn of phrase. It’s usually not the mastectomy that kills you.

            1. Kill her – I hardly knew her!

              Wait, that’s not how that works…

          2. What does that have to do with plastic surgery on her face?

      2. Do the forcible mastectomying surgeons work for Trump?

    2. ob, powerful women assassinate cocks…
      like obijuanomolio shows up at the fucking tight club
      and brings a sweet politician home- powerful woman decide she is fucked up
      but likes uno of obiwuan kenobi and strips his cloths off and her powerful figure
      slides all over your slight figure and her power lightning shaves off your inhibitions and
      obi wankenjuan starts to twitch with the pre orgasms and the super monstrous Fiorina thug
      slut starts to wank on your cock with her fucking pussy and then Sweet Fiorina does the dance on the
      Obewankenojuan cock and cum spills the fuck all over the fucking threads and Sweet Presidential slut superduper woman of the world Fiorina pulls off lett ing your nigga ass cock slap back and she
      flies the shit up in the clouds like a goddamn grove owl….

      1. *thunderous applause*

  2. Agile Cyborg loves Fiorina because she is ratchet Amazon warrior. I’d fuck her with pleasing permissions. I find her attractive in an violent beat my alpha Agile sort of way.

    But I have to massage her thug back and thighs and fuck her with sweet permissions and I would do so because she is actually attractive and her power makes me bow to her while my fat cock and muscles on this big powerful frame bleeds little drips of cum…..

    But, the sweet Amazon is NOT a FUCKING Libertarian. Period. I am so fucking high and confused right now- Fiorina is sexy but what does her SPECIFIC philosophies radiate with freedom lovers found on this particular planet? Can I guess? She is perfectly amazing and sexy as an awesome woman but her politics? for real? FUCK YOU, TRUMP. Jesus fucking Christ…

    A president who never drank a single bottle of Dogfish head? A president who never pulled on a single blunt of Xmas Bud? Or drank a rich Brazilian bean coffee? Fuck me

    1. I’d bang Fiorina. She’s sexy.

      I probably wouldn’t vote for her.

      She’d understand.

      1. You’re just trying to make her beg for seconds by playing it aloof.

        1. Yeah. Maybe.

          I dunno.

          I dont care.

          See ya.

  3. Also, his face looks like an anus

    Bringing an attack on Trump to his territory. Or descending to his level?

    1. Matt overstepping. The zoom on his gaping gob was surely enough.

    2. Face. Anus. It’s all the same to me.

      1. No, that’s jesse.in.mb’s line.

      2. you mean it’s all the same to Warty.

    3. Pointing out his one redeeming feature?

      1. Well played sir.

    4. What kind of weird Cosmo Anus has teeth like that?

      1. They would sure come in handy when you need to pinch one off in a hurry.

        1. Evidence against Intelligent Design.

      2. It was an evolutionary adaptation on a planet where people greatly dislike anal sex.

  4. I gather Matt is not enamored of The Donald….NTTAWWT.

    1. None of this surprised anyone even all the successful bitches who enjoy coke on their whores and gay boy asses.

    2. He hasn’t written a book about it yet, so I think he secretly likes him.

  5. I’d love to see sexy Fiorina with my sweet boy Rand Paul. Whether Fiorina/Paul or Paul/Fiorina.

  6. Look, Fredo Bush vs Hildebrand Clinton is full banana republic. Calibrate yourselves.

    Trump vs Sanders is OK. Relatively. The suggestion box in by the door.

  7. Thank God. An evening thread that isn’t 600 posts long. I got battle fatigue about 100 posts in.

  8. The electorate doesn’t care what a candidate looks like. Where does Trump come with this crap? Oh and did you see his hair? OMG?!

  9. Just watched “Area 51” and “Hangar 10” back to back on Netflix. Meanwhile I’m streaming the Doyers game. All three sucked.

    Plus, I’m sweating my balls off.

    Fuck it.

    1. I’ve given up television for the month (along with alcohol, but I’m allowing myself TV for the Chiefs games, and if we get blown out in week 1 I may break down and get tanked). It sometimes sucks not being able to just veg out, but then I’m reminded that I’m also dodging those shitty movies that make me feel I wasted two hours.

  10. Citizen Chump

  11. Donald Trump is a fuck-face, and if that ridiculous sack of shit Krugnuts and that Indian giver Liz Warren are both signing off on his economic positions, then he must be rotten to the core…

    That having been said, if he serves as a catalyst for people not being so scared to offend each other in the future, then he won’t have been completely fuckin’ useless.

    1. Matt Walsh is a blind bald toothless man who wants to start a war with France while he is not busy importing mistresses from Europe he is trying to marry one of his sons to a daughter of King George

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_zTN4BXvYI

    2. There are only a few ways to end hyper-sensitive PC nonsense.

      One of them is Nuclear Armageddon.

      TRUMP 2016

  12. “For those who are still interested in things like public policy”

    Quotes from and links too serial gang rape accuser Rolling Stone and Matt’s most awkward Poisoning Of The Well in hit and run history….

    I’ll just drift pass the obvious connection and ask, did Rolling Stones PR cut you a check or did the SJW illuminati on Journolist 3.0 deem that a reasonable period of time had past since Rolling Stone’s unpleasantness?

    1. *to.

    2. I can’t tell if you’re just trolling or if you’ve actually gone off the deep end.

  13. I’m not drunk, but I am sleep deprived. So here goes:

    1. Take a SUV, Hummer, or best of all Monster Truck. The bigger the grill, the better.
    2. Paint it to look like Mr Trump’s head. Ideally with an irate, mouth-agape expression.
    3. Add toupee on the roof.
    4. Replace horn sound with samples from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUTnNKhF-EU
    5. Follow him to all his campaign events.

    That’s what I’d do if I had money and time to burn. It wouldn’t affect the result but it’d be hilarious.

    1. So you’re a Trump supporter.

      1. “Look at that truck! It’s ‘UUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!”

        1. And its IMPORTANT! And driven by the RIGHT PEOPLE!

    2. This is brilliant.

  14. I like the of the Trump octopus sea-monster mouth image showing he has a mug only his mother could love.

  15. Elmore Leonard’s ten rules of writing

    7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.

    Once you start spelling words in dialogue phonetically and loading the page with apostrophes, you won’t be able to stop

    1. im still kinda unsure how i feel about elmore leonard. i can read one of his novels in like half an hour; not sure if that’s good or bad

      1. If you think the amount of time it takes to digest things is a measure of their quality, let me strongly recommend Anna Karenina

    2. im still kinda unsure how i feel about elmore leonard. i can read one of his novels in like half an hour; not sure if that’s good or bad

    3. he wot m8? i swer elmore leonard is one cheeky cunt m8. let im say it to me face instead ov publishin it and we’ll see what happens. i swer 2 christ I’ll hook im in the gabba. he better shut is gob or im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make is nan sore jus hearin bout it. elmore’s in proper mess that nob head. wot a fucking cheeky kunt m8 i swear i am goin 2 wreck im i swear on me mum’s life and i no he is a scared lil bitch gettin is m8s to publish aritcles bout dont meet up coz e iz sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad m8 really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy e iz and whats all this crap iz m8s sendin me about sum pulp fiction website that 1 of your faverite places to look at hardboiled stories and thrillaz? wot a lil fuckin gay boy fone me if e got da balls cheeky prick see if e can step up lil queer.

  16. This is wonderful performance art. Bask in its glory while you can.

  17. Also, his face looks like an anus:

    Mr. Welch, you just won the internet.

  18. i have an excellent sense of humor. someone please tell me when all of this starts getting funny…?

  19. Also, his face looks like an anus

    Not being a cosmotarian or a proctologist, but rather a somewhat more personally conservative variety of libertarian, I am not well qualified to comment on that particular comparison.

    To me, both his face and public behavior reminds me more of Eric Cartman’s. I think of Donald Trump as a cartoonish person: he is what Eric Cartman would become at age 69 if he grew up like Richie Rich and had Richie Rich’s hair in his youth.

    1. “I think of Donald Trump as a cartoonish person….”

      You echo my own thoughts and those of a few individuals whom I know.

      Unfortunately, I’ve also met individuals who think his “honesty” is refreshing and his business acumen is exactly what their America needs right now.

    2. great description!! ive been debating with myself whether or not hanlon’s razor holds for politicians in general. everything they do is so scrutinized they can’t really afford to be stupid, but we know cuz of their choice of profession they’re definitely assholes. i guess ill take the buddha’s advice and split the difference; why can’t someone be stupid AND malicious?

    3. CatoTheChipper,
      You have just ruined the plot of a three episode arc of the new season of South Park.

  20. Fiorina, a 61-year-old double-mastectomy survivor,

    He insulted a cancer victim?

    How dare that monster.

  21. “… I’m not going to spend a single cycle wondering what Donald Trump means….”

    Does ‘single cycle’ loosely mean ‘a minimal segment of time on the campaign trail’ like “ID recognition” means “name recognition”? Are we in an age of Fiorina-isms?

    (isims NOT asams, you cretins)

    I am serious about what single cycle means. Any ideas?

    1. A month. It’s a reference to a …….. cycle.

    2. As in CPU instruction cycle, I assume. You’ll hear this with people who work around computers.

      1. Thanks – I think you are correct, as Firiona used to work at HP.

        “Generally speaking, the higher number of pulses per second, the faster the computer processor will be able to process information. The clock speed is measured in Hz, typically either megahertz (MHz) or gigahertz (GHz). For example, a 4GHz processor performs 4,000,000,000 clock cycles per second.”

        Thus: “I’m not going to spend even a tiny portion of a second wondering what Donald Trump means.”

    3. It may be a sly comment referencing what he said about Megyn Kelly bleeding out of her wherever. If so, pretty funny

      1. That would have been genuinely epic if she had phrased it as “…a single menstrual cycle…”

    4. Plausibly, a News Cycle.

  22. Trump deserves herpes and to be sprayed with mace. He’s weak, loud mouthed and disrespectful to the human race. Everyone probably used to kick the shit out of him, and punch him in the face.

    His dick is as thick as a shoelace, and shorter than a mini cigarette case, which is why he hates women and is such a disgrace.

  23. Is Matt Welch swinging his purse at Trump again? Give it a rest Grandma.

  24. This is the best campaign ever.

  25. OK, *now* Trump is just fucking with us.

  26. Now it sounds like Trump is just trolling.

    At least Fiorina never had serial bankruptcies.

  27. Donald Trump isn’t all that great looking himself. If he wasn’t rich that parade of good looking women he surrounds himself with would not exist. Donald Trump is a showman a flimflam man. If it was not for his daddy and the fact by his own admission that American politicians are so easily bought he would be just another fat loudmouth ass that everyone laughs at behind his back. Carly has one thing that Trump will never have and that is a workable BRAIN.

  28. Next people will want to vote for Daffy Duck. At least Daffy as some class.

    1. I’d prefer Wile E. Coyote, because I’d buy a shitload of Acme stock.

  29. Rolling Stone?

  30. Wonder what Trumps opinion of Helen Keller.

    1. “Helen’s got no chance in November. She has no Vision for a truly great america and she’ll never listen to reason”

  31. Fiorina seems to be a pretty classy lady, and she is not unattractive.

    Trump’s a piece of crap that will say anything because he thinks he can.

Please to post comments

Comments are closed.