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Donald Trump

Friday Funnies: Trump's Border Wall

Henry Payne | 8.21.2015 7:00 AM

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    I didn't realize our southern border was so hilly, and occupied with solitary Mexican stereotypes.

    1. Will4Freedom   10 years ago

      I see that. I wonder why he left out the pancho and donkey for the Mexican. I mean, if you're going to do it, do it right.

      I guess he's expecting an air assault as well. Notice the gun turrets pointing skywards.

      1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!   10 years ago

        Worst Great Wall of (Not) China ever.

        1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

          1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!   10 years ago

            Thank you, sage.

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      Well, it isn't all South Texas. And we're actually looking at the North side of the wall.

      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        So that Messican is just admiring his work. Makes sense.

        1. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

          He's an ANCHOR BABY pining for the fiords.

      2. SIV   10 years ago

        Large dunes at Boca Chica

  2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

    I'd live there, but I wouldn't want to have to keep showing my passport every time I tried to come in from my balcony.

    1. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

      You're gonna get some hop-ons.

  3. WTF   10 years ago

    NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

    *SLAP!*

    1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

      *SLAP!*

      1. invisible furry hand   10 years ago

        *slap!*

        1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!   10 years ago

          Ow!

          *cringes*

          1. Slammer   10 years ago

            That's not so bad. Look at this:

            ...St. Paddy's Day in Knocko Nolans, in Boston, where some sunovabitch winged me upside the head with a spittoon

            1. straffinrun   10 years ago

              *Slap* *slap-for you* no link.

              1. Slammer   10 years ago

                Original Jaws script, the scar scene. The whole line wasn't in the movie.

  4. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

    I don't get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

    Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you drive your Mercedes into a light pole at a high rate of speed, spinning crazily across several lanes of traffic only to catch on fire and burn to death, trapped in your high-priced mobile coffin. Like the lady did this morning on the commute. That'll learn her.

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      Maybe her car's computer was hacked.

      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        "NO, Mister Bond! I expect you to DIE!"

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          "Can I get some sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?"

    2. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Like I'd ever buy a merc. Swamp buggy or GTFO!

      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        +1 air boat

    3. SIV   10 years ago

      Makeup related no doubt. Sue Mary Kay and the Patriarchy.

  5. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

    Gor-dam Mongorians!

  6. Slammer   10 years ago

    Payne's brain flown across the border
    Leaving just Friday Funnies
    Screenshots in the morning blogs
    Reason what else did you leave for me?
    Reason what d'ja leave behind for me?!?
    All in all it was all just a Fist in the wall
    All in all you're all just pricks in the wall

    "You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddy! *SLAP*

    1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

      *halting, confused applause and bewildered look*

    2. WTF   10 years ago

      *Slap?*

  7. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    RACCISST!

    1. straffinrun   10 years ago

      Exactly. Where's his ISIS flag?

  8. AdamJ   10 years ago

    B- at best.

  9. straffinrun   10 years ago

    Air traffic control towers connected by Noah's Ark. Oh, I need to read the LABELZ!

  10. CampingInYourPark   10 years ago

    "And then he apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby. And that's the problem with our country," Trump said

    The more attention he gets the more brazen he becomes

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....z3jS8PQk74

    1. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

      He's the Alpha Troll.

  11. AdamJ   10 years ago

    Is that supposed to b the Rio Grande in front of the wall? This wall would really detract from Big Bend National Park.

    1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!   10 years ago

      Payne has trouble drawing water...and lots of other things.

  12. Rich Homa   10 years ago

    Where's the casino?

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