Friday Funnies: Trump's Border Wall

Henry Payne | 8.21.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

I didn't realize our southern border was so hilly, and occupied with solitary Mexican stereotypes.
1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  I see that. I wonder why he left out the pancho and donkey for the Mexican. I mean, if you're going to do it, do it right.
  
  I guess he's expecting an air assault as well. Notice the gun turrets pointing skywards.
  1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte! 10 years ago
    
    Worst Great Wall of (Not) China ever.
    1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
      
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte! 10 years ago
        
        Thank you, sage.
2. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  Well, it isn't all South Texas. And we're actually looking at the North side of the wall.
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    So that Messican is just admiring his work. Makes sense.
    1. Princess Trigger 10 years ago
      
      He's an ANCHOR BABY pining for the fiords.
  2. SIV 10 years ago
    
    Large dunes at Boca Chica
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

I'd live there, but I wouldn't want to have to keep showing my passport every time I tried to come in from my balcony.
1. MJGreen - Docile Citizen 10 years ago
  
  You're gonna get some hop-ons.
WTF 10 years ago

NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

*SLAP!*
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  *SLAP!*
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte! 10 years ago
      
      Ow!
      
      *cringes*
      1. Slammer 10 years ago
        
        That's not so bad. Look at this:
        
        ...St. Paddy's Day in Knocko Nolans, in Boston, where some sunovabitch winged me upside the head with a spittoon
        
        straffinrun 10 years ago
        
        *Slap* *slap-for you* no link.
        
        Slammer 10 years ago
        
        Original Jaws script, the scar scene. The whole line wasn't in the movie.
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

I don't get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you drive your Mercedes into a light pole at a high rate of speed, spinning crazily across several lanes of traffic only to catch on fire and burn to death, trapped in your high-priced mobile coffin. Like the lady did this morning on the commute. That'll learn her.
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  Maybe her car's computer was hacked.
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    "NO, Mister Bond! I expect you to DIE!"
    1. WTF 10 years ago
      
      "Can I get some sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?"
2. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  Like I'd ever buy a merc. Swamp buggy or GTFO!
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    +1 air boat
3. SIV 10 years ago
  
  Makeup related no doubt. Sue Mary Kay and the Patriarchy.
Princess Trigger 10 years ago

Gor-dam Mongorians!
Slammer 10 years ago

Payne's brain flown across the border
Leaving just Friday Funnies
Screenshots in the morning blogs
Reason what else did you leave for me?
Reason what d'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was all just a Fist in the wall
All in all you're all just pricks in the wall

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddy! *SLAP*
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  *halting, confused applause and bewildered look*
2. WTF 10 years ago
  
  *Slap?*
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

RACCISST!
1. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  Exactly. Where's his ISIS flag?
AdamJ 10 years ago

B- at best.
straffinrun 10 years ago

Air traffic control towers connected by Noah's Ark. Oh, I need to read the LABELZ!
CampingInYourPark 10 years ago

"And then he apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby. And that's the problem with our country," Trump said

The more attention he gets the more brazen he becomes

http://www.politico.com/story/.....z3jS8PQk74
1. Princess Trigger 10 years ago
  
  He's the Alpha Troll.
AdamJ 10 years ago

Is that supposed to b the Rio Grande in front of the wall? This wall would really detract from Big Bend National Park.
1. Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte! 10 years ago
  
  Payne has trouble drawing water...and lots of other things.
Rich Homa 10 years ago

Where's the casino?

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