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House Won't Take Up Senate's Highway Bill, Outside Attorneys to Investigate Sandra Bland Death, Obama Considers Sanctions Against South Sudan: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 7.27.2015 4:30 PM

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    House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) says they will not be considering the version of the highway transportation funding bill coming from the Senate. Yesterday the Senate used that bill to vote to resurrect the deauthorized Export-Import Bank.

  • President Barack Obama and African regional leaders are discussing the possibility of sanctions against South Sudan if warring groups there don't achieve some sort of peace by August.
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  • Today in Trump: Donald Trump aide supports Mike Huckabee's comments that the Iran deal is the equivalent of marching the Israelis to "the door of the oven."
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A Texas prosecutor is bringing in a committee of outside attorneys to investigate the death of Sandra Bland…

    Rubber stamp by committee?

    1. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

      They have to make it look good before they exonerate the cops.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      Or is it Helloo?

      1. waffles   10 years ago

        You hab me at helooo.

    3. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

      a murder of crows,
      a gaggle of geese,
      a rubberstamp of government officials?

      1. BigT   10 years ago

        An overreach of govt officials

        A tyranny of cabinet ministers

        1. GamerFromJump   10 years ago

          An injustice of police?

  2. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

    John McWhorter on the religion of Antiracism:

    For example, Ta-Nehisi Coates, now anointed as James Baldwin’s heir by Toni Morrison, is formally classified as a celebrated writer. However, the particulars of his reception in our moment reveal that Coates is, in the Naciremian sense, a priest. Coates is “revered,” as New York magazine aptly puts it, as someone gifted at phrasing, repeating, and crafting artful variations upon points that are considered crucial?that is, scripture. Specifically, Coates is celebrated as the writer who most aptly expresses the scripture that America’s past was built on racism and that racism still permeates the national fabric. …

    Coates does not write with this formal intention, but for his readers, he is a preacher. A.O. Scott perfectly demonstrates Coates’s now clerical role in our discourse in saying that his new book is “essential, like water or air”?this is the kind of thing one formerly said of the Greatest Story Ever Told.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      I’ve learned to hate phrases like ‘national fabric’ and ‘sports fabric’.

      If I want fabric I’ll go to Fabricville.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        Come on, Rufus. The social contract is written on the fabric of society.

        Or is it the fabric of life? Wait, no — that’s *cotton*.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          I cum on the fabric of life.

          1. F. Whiny Comments, Jr.   10 years ago

            +1 The touch
            the feeeeeel
            of cotton
            the fabric of our lives

    2. grrizzly   10 years ago

      The best thing I can say about Coates is that years ago he actually restored my posting privileges on theatlantic.com after I promised not to post comments to his articles ever again. I was concerned about the ban because the Atlantic used to have other authors worth reading.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Ha, ha.

        How bad was your comment or was he being your run of the mill intolerant prog?

        1. grrizzly   10 years ago

          I think I disapproved of racial preferences in an unpermitted manner.

      2. PapayaSF   10 years ago

        This issue is avoided these days, because the Atlantic simply closes comments on all Coates articles.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

      imagine if there were a squadron of young black people just as bright, angry and relentless devoted to smoking out the bad apples in poor black neighborhoods once and for all

      McWhorter has never heard of the Nation of Islam?

      1. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

        Well, I don’t think they get a lot of trending hashtags.

        1. Warty   10 years ago

          #beanpie

        2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          Oh?

    4. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

      The uncritical slobbering over Coates by white progressives as Our Nation’s Foremost Intellectual On Race is one of the best examples of the US descending into clown world. I heard someone compare his writing to a jelly donut, which seems an apt analogy–his race-didactic screeds are pure confection for leftists, but there’s nothing but mush inside without any substance at all.

      His reputation is built entirely upon a foundation of self-reinforcing feedback loop and the shallowness of his rhetoric is exposed every time he goes up against someone who’s not dazzled by shitlib tropes about racism–McWhorter, for instance, easily makes mincemeat of him every time they have a debate because Coates can’t think on the fly.

      1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        Coates at least proves that auto-didactic fool is still less foolish than a fully educated one.

        He did point me at the direction of Battle Cry of Freedom some years ago, as well a cool Yale course on Civil War and Reconstruction, both of which were quite educational and well presented. But I had to bail once Obama madness truly started hitting Atlantic (about the time I bailed on Sullivan as well).

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

          He did point me at the direction of Battle Cry of Freedom some years ago

          That’s a fine text, but considering it’s been the standard textbook of Civil War courses for over 20 years now, recommending it isn’t exactly a stretch of the intellectual muscles. You probably would have gotten the same recommendation from any undergrad student.

          To be fair, a big problem with Civil War studies is that the field is pretty incestuous at this point.

          1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

            Probably, but up here in Canada, Civil War and Reconstruction is not something offered to undergrad students as a rule 🙂

            1. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

              Classes on the Great Maple Syrup Wars, however, are standard for all levels of schooling.

            2. Rhywun   10 years ago

              I took a History of Canada class at the University of Buffalo. Hey, I had to fulfill the Gen Ed requirement somehow.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    …is the equivalent of marching the Israelis to “the door of the oven.”

    You know who else…?

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      Paula Deen?

      1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

        She uses too much butter on her jews.

        1. Lord at War   10 years ago

          She uses butter to get into her shoes…

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I think the Iran deal is important enough that it should be discussed on its own merits, not simply as in the context of U.S. Presidential politics.

      1. Scarcity   10 years ago

        But it’s almost Election Year. Nothing may be viewed without the U.S. Presidential Politics lens when it’s kinda getting close to the 12 months before an election.

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

          Well, if they can take a story about an unmanned spacecraft *landing on a frickin’ comet* and turn it into a story about a guy’s *shirt,* then I guess the press can trivialize anything.

          1. Tonio   10 years ago

            “and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear”

            1. Christophe   10 years ago

              So you’re saying David Bowie is a prophet?

    3. Citizen X   10 years ago

      Hansel and Gretel?

    4. lap83   10 years ago

      Moses?

    5. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

      The Muffin Man?

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        YEEEAAAHHH!!

  4. rts   10 years ago

    Pot pastor refuses to tear down Church of the Holy Smoke tents in White Rock, B.C.

    The self-proclaimed pastor of the Church of the Holy Smoke in White Rock, B.C., is refusing to tear down the tents where he conducts cannabis-centred services.

    The City of White Rock ordered the tents, erected in the backyard of a beachfront property in the city, to be removed citing bylaw contraventions, but Robin Douglas says that’s just a smokescreen.

    Smokescreen, get it?

    Douglas ? who also uses a YouTube channel to explore his religious views ? says that he often provides pot to church members for free.

    “I give that away all the time at no charge to anybody,” he said. “If they can’t afford it, then it’s free and I want people to be healthy and happy. I don’t want them to be broke and sad.”

    Dude.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A Florida landscaper has been sentenced to a year in prison for animal cruelty after running over a family of ducks with a riding lawnmower.

    Absence of Mallards.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      Paging Swiss ….

    2. bacon-magic   10 years ago

      Duck die nasty

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        That’s gonna ruffle some feathers.

        1. bacon-magic   10 years ago

          Like shooting ducks in a pond…

      2. Rich   10 years ago

        I said, PAGING SW ….
        Oh, well.

        *** stands to applaud ***

      3. BigT   10 years ago

        You quack me up

      4. Jerryskids   10 years ago

        Foie grass. Now with more grass.

    3. Zeb   10 years ago

      Frogs are OK, though, right? There are an unreasonable number of amphibians living in my lawn.

      1. RAHeinlein   10 years ago

        No – frogs are too biblical, only cane toads…

    4. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

      I did a family of birds like this, but did not know they were there.

      Let the lawn get a little long.

    5. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      He is invited here to deal with our infestations of rabbits and snakes.

    6. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

      He was just listening to the Minnesoda DOT. This was in response to a bunch of cars swerving wildly to miss a family of ducks on a major freeway.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8aHCkYTHvI

      State Patrol comments, If you see something ahead, reduce speed and move to the side. Do not stop or swerve.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A Florida landscaper has been sentenced to a year in prison for animal cruelty after running over a family of ducks with a riding lawnmower.

    I cry fowl.

    1. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

      I call BS on this guy’s misguided belief that fertilizing your lawn with waterfowl is the best way to get lush green grass.

      It’s fucking quackery.

  7. Winston   10 years ago

    Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.)

    YOU’RE NEXT!!!!!

    1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

      Bitch McConnell ridin’ the mower?

  8. Rich   10 years ago

    Obama jokes about his birth certificate at state dinner in Kenya

    Oh, our *zany* CiC!

    1. lap83   10 years ago

      He’s so down to earth!

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        I’d love to have a beer with the guy.

        1. Rich   10 years ago

          *** jolly laughter all around ***

          “Now, *seriously*, Barack, ….”

        2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

          I think you have to get into some kinda racial altercation to do that.

        3. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

          Only if he’s buying.

  9. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

    Has Rand Paul stalled?

    A year ago, Rand Paul, the libertarian-minded senator from Kentucky, was among the leading potential candidates in the GOP presidential race, topping at least three national polls in spring and early summer.

    Now, he is stuck in seventh place in the RealClearPolitics (RCP) national average, with less than 6 percent support.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/ca…..r-traction

    1. Antilles   10 years ago

      That’s because the mainstream media has effectively vilified him by misrepresenting his beliefs. They must have seen him as a serious threat. Meanwhile, everyone is underestimating Fiorina and I hope she’s shocks everyone by getting the nomination.

      1. Jerry on the sea   10 years ago

        He’s just trailing because people are enjoying the Trumpfest at this moment.

        1. Antilles   10 years ago

          I wish I shared your optimism. But most people think of Rand Paul as some Libertarian loon who wants the elderly and poor to die in the streets. And his attempts to appeal to Independent voters is alienating his Libertarian base. Would love to see Fiorina get the nomination and select him as VP. That’s the only Republican ticket I could ever support.

      2. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        Unfortunately Rand has no chance in the debates. Chest-beating and conservative howler-monkey calls will define the “winner”. I’ll take Trump and Christie against the field.

        1. Antilles   10 years ago

          Yes, because in an insane world it’s the sane person who is considered insane, and the things Paul says make too much sense for most people to accept. Christie has no shot and Trump’s novelty will soon wear off.

          1. Pi Guy   10 years ago

            +1 Wonko

        2. Juice   10 years ago

          Replace Christie with Cruz and you’ll be correct about the “winners” of the “debates.”

      3. Calidissident   10 years ago

        I don’t know. Paul simply hasn’t really seemed to get much attention lately. Trump’s clown show hasn’t helped in that regard.

        1. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

          It’s intentional. Between now and the first debate, all that matters is being top 10. You can lose the race now *cough*Trump*cough*, but you can’t win it yet. Now is a great time to be somewhat forgotten about, only to shine in a couple months.

        2. Winston   10 years ago

          Bit hard to be “a new kind of Republican” who battle the Republican establishment when Trump is busy telling McCain and Graham to fuck off.

      4. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

        everyone is underestimating Fiorina

        No, I think we have her about right, placed somewhere between awful and wretched.

        1. Antilles   10 years ago

          Thanks for proving my point. And no one cares about the opinion of someone who thinks child molestation is something to joke about.

          1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

            Everything is worthy of joking about unless you have a ramrod so far up your bigoted ass that it’s threatening the integrity of your uvula.

            1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

              Because HyR is so serious, Old Man.

              SO. Serious.

              Serious.

              1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

                Are you making fun of gay sex practices with that handle of yours, Missy?

            2. Antilles   10 years ago

              Ah, yes! There you go again with the ‘bigot’ slur based on nothing but your own ignorance and prejudice. Yeah, I’ll admit it: I’m bigoted against guys who diddle kids. Sorry if that offends you…

              1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

                My handle was also a confession. I am a hamster, and I’m here for your soul. Crusty, well, you really shouldn’t ask, because some things man was not meant to ken.

                1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

                  Ask what? I am pro-gerbil. Get away, hamster freak.

            3. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

              Everything is worthy of joking about

              With the exception of premature ejaculation.

              1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

                Show me on the doll where you came too fast.

              2. Juan "Brushmaster" Seguin   10 years ago

                I SWEAR THAT WAS A FLUKE!

  10. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A Florida landscaper has been sentenced to a year in prison for animal cruelty after running over a family of ducks with a riding lawnmower.

    Looks like these birds…

    [dons sunglasses]

    …forgot to duck.

    1. rts   10 years ago

      Stop, just stop.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        No, no. He

        [dons sunglasses]

        quacks me up.

      2. Certified Public Asshat   10 years ago

        Whoah, hey, someone has their feathers all ruffled.

        1. bacon-magic   10 years ago

          The real question is…
          [dons prescription glasses]
          did he just wing them?

          1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

            Somebody needs to stomp Fist’s glasses…

            [puts on hob-nailed boots]

            while he’s wearing them.

  11. Winston   10 years ago

    So the Connecticut Democrats renamed their Jefferson-Jackson dinner. Um shouldn’t they dissolve themselves and form a new party without the Donkey symbol?

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      The “Thomas *who*?” Party

      The “Jackson? No, doesn’t ring a bell” Party.

      1. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

        Thomas Nast Party?

    2. Restor-woodchipper-as   10 years ago

      This is a case where the symbol is an accurate representation of the group, so no?

      1. Winston   10 years ago

        Jackasses?

    3. Drake   10 years ago

      Jefferson and Jackson are resting easier tonight.

      1. Winston   10 years ago

        Heh.

  12. generic Brand   10 years ago

    Starting Friday morning, I will be visiting both the land where whiskey was invented and the land where whisky was perfected. I will be enjoying a highlands and distillery tour in the latter country, but I seek some recommendations for spirits in either to try for the 11-12 days I will be in those two countries.

    And assuming I make it back alive from Europe and can organize a Chicago commentariat meet-up, I would like to have actually tried a decent variety of spirits so that I know what to bring back for such a momentous event.

    Please and thank you.

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Vodka.

      1. generic Brand   10 years ago

        I swore off vodka. It’s been ordered as a warm shot by too many so-called “friends” (i.e., uncultured swine) that it makes me ill just thinking about drinking it. I’d much rather do a shot of Mal?rt than drink anything vodka.

        1. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

          I’d much rather do a shot of Mal?rt than drink anything vodka.

          Seek help.

          1. Scarcity   10 years ago

            I’ll take malort over warm vodka as well. Where’s this rehab center?

            1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

              Peach schnapps or gtfo

              1. crab_apple   10 years ago

                I’ve had real appalachian peach moonshine and it was disturbingly smooth. :X

                1. Scarcity   10 years ago

                  Stuff I had was from western Kentucky and not flavored, and it was delicious. I’m sure there’s plenty of garbage out there but this was kind of like a very good mescal.

                  1. Scarcity   10 years ago

                    That was to crab_apple, about moonshine

          2. generic Brand   10 years ago

            Seek help.

            After the first bottle, it really does get better. #nobullyingcampaign

            When my buddy moved to Chicago last January (what an idiotic time to move here), we downed a whole bottle at his place because we said we would do a shot every time we lost at Super Spike V’Ball for NES. Those goddamn Russians were near impossible to beat…

      2. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

        Don’t like beer, don’t like whiskey. Ted sure is a weird name for a chick.

        1. Ted S.   10 years ago

          I don’t like any carbonated beverages. And vodka was my first drinking experience, when I studied in Russia back in 1992. (It was also my first drunk.) I never said I disliked whisk(e)y; I was more or less joking with Generic Brand.

    2. lap83   10 years ago

      I will be visiting both the land where whiskey was invented and the land where whisky was perfected

      You’re going to Scotland and Japan?
      http://nypost.com/2014/11/04/j…..sh-brands/

      1. generic Brand   10 years ago

        Haha, not this trip. My apologies, although I have visited Japan (and enjoyed whisky while watching live sumo).

        Ireland and Scotland are the start of my trip.

        Then off to see the intoxicants Amsterdam, Italy, Prague, and Berlin have to offer.

        1. lap83   10 years ago

          No apologies needed. I was just jumping at the chance to post that link, I think it’s interesting that Japan won.

          1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

            Since Japanese interests own most of the distilleries in KY now, and drink more per capita, not too suprised.

            1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

              Japan owns Four Roses, and as I understand it they revamped the brand to let the master distiller take over, and ever since then they have been receiving great reviews.

        2. DEG   10 years ago

          Amsterdam is awesome. It’s more than pot and hookers.

          If you like beer, I recommend Cafe Golem.

          1. Bodica Slayer of Woodchip   10 years ago

            The Dutch apple die is fucking awesome

            1. Bodica Slayer of Woodchip   10 years ago

              PIE, dammit!!!

        3. RAHeinlein   10 years ago

          Kirschwasser, bitte.

        4. Jed Templin   10 years ago

          You want an intoxicant?
          Amsterdam, Rijksmuseum, Nachtwatch (The Night Watch). It’s like having Rembrandt whisper to you in whiskey-soaked consonants that the hidden secret of the world is locked inside the dividing edge between light and dark.

    3. bacon-magic   10 years ago

      All of it me boy o. /Scot-Irish-German mutt talk

    4. Zeb   10 years ago

      Where in Scotland?

      I’d hit the Islay distilleries given a choice of anywhere. But those whiskys aren’t for everyone.

    5. Scarcity   10 years ago

      Fellow Chicagoan here who spent 12 days in London and Scotland just a couple of months ago. Like you I’m an enthusiast but no expert on Scotch. What I loved was actually an annoyance at first – there is a UK-wide standard liquor pour that seems to be strictly followed of just 25 mL. I quickly learned, though, that that freed me up from feeling like each drink order was quite so momentous. Find a good bar with a chatty, knowledgeable bartender and let them lead you through a bunch! If you’re in Edinburgh, the Bow Bar on Bow Street, just off the Royal Mile, is one of many such places. They have a thick catalog of all their hundreds of whiskies and the bartender seemed to know them all. For example, iirc they had 7 varieties of Talisker and at least 5 Laphroigs. And those I remember just bc I knew the names before I went.

      For what it’s worth, I was turned on to Bunnahabhain and now usually keep it around the house. It’s from Islay but not peaty at all.

      1. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

        I’m going to London and Scotland next year for 12 days (and was supposed to go a couple months ago, at that! had to reschedule for family stuff). Thanks for chiming in. I’m saving this advice.

        And I’ll look out for your impressions, generic Brand. Hope you have a good time, I’m looking forward to it myself.

    6. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

      Bourbon or GTFO

      1. Scarcity   10 years ago

        Blondes are my true love but that doesn’t mean I don’t really enjoy a brunette now and then

      2. generic Brand   10 years ago

        Haha I guess it’s good I’m leaving the country, then.

        (Usually prefer bourbon, myself, though.)

    7. Bodica Slayer of Woodchip   10 years ago

      Tequila, por favore

    8. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      If you like soft and velvety, go for a lowland like Glenkinchie or Isle of Jura such as Superstition. Slightly rougher try Talisker or Auchentoshan. Speyside I find the a bit more bite then I like, there’s Balvenie and the Macallan, also Glenmorangie. Laphroaig is very peaty and smoky very much an acquired taste, I don’t like it.

      From, an Edinburgh resident. Let me know if you need any tips for Edinburgh as well.

      1. generic Brand   10 years ago

        Much obliged. I won’t make it to Edinburgh, unfortunately; the trip is centered around a class I’m taking in Glasgow at Strathclyde University.

        I prefer Glenfiddich, which I just discovered was a Speyside, to Laphroaig. Unfortunately I won’t get to visit any Islay distilleries, but we’re taking the ferry over from Ireland to Scotland so at least I’ll get to see a few.

        Although not distinctly related to whisk(e)y, I also made a tee time for the Castle Course at St. Andrew, and am unbelievably excited for that.

    9. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      Do they grow pot in Scotland?

      1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

        Nope. Just oversized chins and commies.

  13. Ted S.   10 years ago

    House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) says they will not be considering the version of the highway transportation funding bill coming from the Senate. Yesterday the Senate used that bill to vote to resurrect the deauthorized Export-Import Bank.

    So the transportation bill is just a pod for the Ex-Im Bank?

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      “I never knew fear until I kissed the Ex-Im bank.”

    2. Bodica Slayer of Woodchip   10 years ago

      Dead pod

      1. Trouser-Pod (The blowhard)   10 years ago

        /hands head and shuffles away…

  14. Winston   10 years ago

    You Know Who Else brought in a “committee of outside attorneys”?

    1. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

      The Sierra Club?

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Anybody with a binding arbitration contract?

    3. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

      Newt Gingrich?

  15. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

    Executives from 13 major U.S. corporations announced at least $140 billion in new investments to decrease their carbon footprints as part of a White House initiative to recruit private commitments ahead of a United Nations climate-change summit later this year in Paris.

    Companies including Apple Inc., Berkshire Hathaway Energy Co., and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. joined Secretary of State John Kerry and top administration officials at the White House Monday for the announcement. In addition to pledges to cut emissions, provide financing to environmentally focused companies, and reduce water consumption, the companies have said they will produce 1,600 megawatts of new, renewable energy — enough to power almost 1.3 million homes. The White House said it expects to announce a second round of pledges later this fall from additional companies.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/polit…..ate-pledge

    MARXISTS! COMMUNITTES!

    1. John   10 years ago

      Crony capitalists steal money in pursuit of religious goals.

    2. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      C’mon Buttsucker, Goldman Sachs is always first to the trough. Ditto for Warren’s Berkshire outfit training all that Canadian oil around with Burlington, while sucking up windmill credits with Midamerican.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        What “trough”? I don’t see any federal help mentioned.

        Just this kind of stuff:

        Among the pledges, aluminum manufacturer Alcoa Inc. has agreed to reduce emissions by 50 percent from its 2005 levels, while agricultural giant Cargill Inc. says 18 percent of its total energy use will come from renewable sources.

        Big libs – Alcoa and Cargill.

        Not.

        1. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

          Alcoa will fire up more natgas plants, Cargill will burn more of the ethanol it grows and is subsidized for, and Goldman Sachs will continue its close association to power which feeds it so well.

          Remember the Lightbringer holding up AIG – Weekend at Bernie’s corporate style – just to pump $185 billion through it? Who do you think was first in line when AIG then turned around and paid all those insurance policies on all those ‘insured’ MBS securities?

          Silly Buttplug

          1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

            Who do you think was first in line when AIG then turned around and paid all those insurance policies on all those ‘insured’ MBS securities?

            Is the answer Goldman Sachs?

          2. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

            Geithner rightly decided that the world’s largest insurance company needed to pay rightful claims.

            In the end AIG repaid all $185 billion of TARP and then some.

  16. Rich   10 years ago

    A Florida landscaper has been sentenced to a year in prison for animal cruelty after running over a family of ducks with a riding lawnmower.

    Looks like Florida Man’s breakfast will be

    [dons sunglasses]

    Shredded Tweet.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      That’s cheep.

    2. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      You’re fowl

      1. bacon-magic   10 years ago

        je suis foiles?

      2. Rich   10 years ago

        No egrets.

        1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

          I’m flippin’ you guys the bird!

          1. Bodica Slayer of Woodchip   10 years ago

            Who says roadkill is only raccoons and squirrels and skunks?

            Not me anymore. Nope.

  17. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

    New York is going to tear down LaGuardia airport and replace it, at a proposed cost of $4 billion.

    Who’s taking odds on (i) how much it will really cost, and (ii) how much of that will be grafts, payoffs to unions, and such?

    1. John   10 years ago

      And the Russian Mob.

      1. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

        In NY, isn’t that synonymous with “union”?

        1. John   10 years ago

          Yes

    2. Restor-woodchipper-as   10 years ago

      $20 billion, and 90%.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Boston decided against the Olympics.

      Good for them.

      That would have been one corrupt nightmare.

      I dare say I don’t know who is worse between Chicago, Boston, NYC and Montreal.

      1. Winston   10 years ago

        Don’t forget Toronto, don’t not disappoint me Tory!

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          Montreal has Toronto beat by miles AND kilometers.

          1. John Titor   10 years ago

            Montreal is king of Canadian corruption, there’s simply no contest from other Canadian cities. You’d have to import the entire Cosa Nostra to Toronto to make it Montreal’s equal.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              Even then.

              We’re the hub for every possible illegal and criminal activity. From credit car scams to car thefts and everything in between.

              Cripes, it was alleged that NY took orders from the Montreal mob under Rizzuto.

            2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              And ‘Ndregheta eats Cosa Nostra and the Camorra for breakfast and lunch respectively.

              1. Christophe   10 years ago

                Holy shit. 3% of Italy’s GDP? Might as well put them in charge of the place.

      2. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

        Worst:

        1. Chicago
        2. NYC
        3. Boston
        4. Montreal, because a city with poutine automatically is better than those other three.

      3. Ted S.   10 years ago

        Whichever one has Nicole in it.

        1. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

          That happens to line up surprisingly well with JB’s list above.

      4. Winston   10 years ago

        So will Montreal’s next Olympics downgrade it Detroit-level status?

      5. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

        Montreal has already held an Olympics. Maybe they could run this one cheaply by reusing facilities.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          It was the biggest boondoggle the city ever saw.

          What a fucken mess that was.

          That’s why I’m Bostonians avoided that crap.

          And could you imagine the traffic logistics in that city?

          1. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

            And could you imagine the traffic logistics in that city?

            Nope, I left town in 1996 to avoid it!

    4. DEG   10 years ago

      18 months for construction? I laughed.

      I’d say LaGuardia can’t get any worse, but it is the government rebuilding the thing.

    5. Lord at War   10 years ago

      New York is going to tear down LaGuardia airport and replace it, at a proposed cost of $4 billion.

      Missing a zero in there…

      1. This Machine Chips Fascists   10 years ago

        I literally loled…literally.

    6. ant1sthenes   10 years ago

      I kinda hope they tear it down right before going so broke they can’t build a new one.

  18. Mazakon   10 years ago

    Washington Post: Air Conditioning is Sexist

    It’s the time of year desperate women rely on cardigans, pashminas and space heaters to make it through the workweek in their frigid offices. And their male colleagues barely notice.

    1. Winston   10 years ago

      Racist, Imperialist and ciscist too.

    2. Restor-woodchipper-as   10 years ago

      And their male colleagues barely notice

      Not true at all. I think most just don’t notice because we are getting bombarded with high-beams.

      1. lap83   10 years ago

        I saw the article yesterday and when I first read the headline I immediately thought nipping out was going to be the reason for the sexism accusation.

        1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

          Cutting glass 24/7

    3. Rich   10 years ago

      cardigans, pashminas and space heaters

      Nice (band album name.

      1. Juan "Brushmaster" Seguin   10 years ago

        Space Heater

        Easily his worst album.

    4. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

      Petula seems fun.

    5. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

      Would they prefer that the guys all strip into our boxers instead?

      1. Mazakon   10 years ago

        Actually, they suggested men just wear short suits, which in my opinion look like a walking oxymoron.

        1. Scarcity   10 years ago

          And also

          like a walking oxymoron

        2. DEG   10 years ago

          They’re acceptable business attire in Bermuda.

        3. Rhywun   10 years ago

          Um, I wear polo shirts and it’s still too fucking hot in my office. The fact that men can’t get the office to a civilized temperature is just more proof that women run the cubicle world.

    6. John Titor   10 years ago

      I think everyone who’s ever had to work outside in the summers doing manual labour would very much appreciate a more ‘sexist’ work environment.

      Our ability to complain about massive technological benefits amazes me.

      1. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

        Wah, wah, I wish I were poorer!

    7. Brett L   10 years ago

      Meh. I work in a construction trailer. If I haven’t been outside in an hour, I’m probably cold. Since I’m not doing any actual work outside, I STFU and let the foremen and supers enjoy a little cold air.

    8. Brett L   10 years ago

      Meh. I work in a construction trailer. If I haven’t been outside in an hour, I’m probably cold. Since I’m not doing any actual work outside, I STFU and let the foremen and supers enjoy a little cold air.

      1. Brett L   10 years ago

        Fuck off, squirrels!

      2. Warty   10 years ago

        BRETT IS A PEASANT! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!

        1. bacon-magic   10 years ago

          You leave him alone. He wasn’t hatched out of a tube and suckled on liquid dollars like you.

    9. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

      Gah, some of the comments are downright sad.

      My office is consistently 10 degrees cooler than the rest of the floor. It’s probably 73 in the hallway and 63 in my office. Instead of bitching and moaning about some perceived slight, I spent $15 to buy a space heater. Now I can adjust my office to exactly the temperature I want.

    10. Tonio   10 years ago

      Oh, we notice. When the heater appears in the cubicle it’s a sign of danger.

    11. JW   10 years ago

      We give you women an excuse to accessorize and it’s bitch, bitch ,bitch.

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        +1 sweater that only covers breasts.

      2. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        +1 sweater that only covers breasts.

        1. DEG   10 years ago

          Do you have a newsletter?

          1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

            I just find the boob sweater amusing.

            1. DEG   10 years ago

              I find it intriguing, but I have a breast fetish.

            2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              Keyhole Turtleneck

              1. DEG   10 years ago

                Yes

      3. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

        +0.01 clo.

    12. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

      The research may say 77 is optimal, but I am guessing many of the AC systems in these buildings are not equipped to remove enough humidity from the outside air and get the supply air back up.high enough to maintain 77 with a reasonable humidity level.

      There is also the fact that there is a difference between the sexes as to what temps they find comfortable, part physical differnces and part the women’s fashions tend to be lighter, tighter, and expose more skin.

      1. B.P.   10 years ago

        77 is hot as shit indoors.

        1. Zeb   10 years ago

          Depends on what you are doing.

      2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

        The truth that yes, women generally feel colder than men do, primarily arises from a difference skin temperature. Women, on average, are physiologically different from men in terms of their size, weight, and bodily proportions. Being smaller, a typical woman possesses a higher ratio of surface area to volume, which causes her to experience a more rapid rate of heat loss. In a one-two punch of injustice, women suffering from measurably cooler skin are also more sensitive to incremental changes in the air temperature, so that they begin to feel the cold faster than someone experiencing an equivalent drop with a higher starting skin temperature.

        In a technical sense, it would be correct to say that women don’t feel temperature any differently from anyone else as a function of their sex. Controlling for physical size differences, people of all genders should experience temperature in similar ways. Women are, however, more likely to be smaller, and smaller people are more likely to be colder. So the next time you’re in an argument over the cost of heating, remember that not all temperature-sensing bodies are created equal, and adjust accordingly.

        This is why I only hire women entering menopause.

    13. bacon-magic   10 years ago

      Worst part is the girls will wear capris and flip-flops, then complain it’s too cold.

    14. Zeb   10 years ago

      Bullshit. I’m the one in my place of work who complains about the AC being too cold and I am pretty sure I’m not a woman.

      Is there some sort of law or common workplace rule that says women can’t wear warmer clothes in the summer?

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        I am pretty sure I’m not a woman.

        Pics?

        1. Zeb   10 years ago

          http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LGV5…..e+time.jpg

          1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

            Dad?

          2. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

            Well, hopefully the IT guy isn’t monitoring my browsing history.

            1. Zeb   10 years ago

              yeah, sorry. That probably merits a warning.

      2. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

        ASHRAE standards for thermal comfort say you are an outlier, granted they are statistical data, but engineers cannot design a building system to individual comfoet levels, at least not usually.

    15. Ayn Random Variation   10 years ago

      Why can’t women just identify as men when it gets too cold?

    16. Briggie   10 years ago

      Or maybe not wear a sundress and sandals in an air conditioned office?

  19. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

    It has been satisfying past month or so watching hapless Chicoms try to central-plan their People’s Liberation Stock Market. Welcome to pseudo-capitalism, suckers.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Chicoms?

      Chicago communists?

    2. Restor-woodchipper-as   10 years ago

      I hope you have a large bag of popcorn.

    3. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      Yeah. Think TARP and Comrade Bush. Throwing $700 billion in the crapper and hope it works.

      1. John   10 years ago

        That OBAMA VOTED FOR and continued once in office. Fuck off RETARD.

        1. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

          That OBAMA George W. Bush, Jr., VOTED FOR and continued once in office. Fuck off RETARD.

          FTFY

        2. Mike M.   10 years ago

          Note that Weigel the scumbag has defended TARP numerous times here in the past, frequently citing the hole blown open in the credit markets.

          Fuckface lies his through his teeth so regularly he’s having a tough time keeping all the lies straight.

          1. Mike M.   10 years ago

            And if anyone wants the proof of just what a lying piece of garbage Weigel is, here’s a link from just a little over a year ago, and look at the very first comment on the thread!

            Weigel the lying fuckface: “Over half of TARP was repaid (plus interest) within one year – not five. Still, Geithner managed this very well. The opportunity for government to fuck things up is always high.”

          2. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

            Shrike (me at the time, not Weigel) did support TARP – I admit it. We were on the verge of Mad Max territory. Bank of America ran out of money to pay depositor requests.

            The Bushpigs were clueless. Hank Paulson finally just copied the Brits.

            1. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

              Shrike (me at the time, not Weigel) did support TARP banksters – I admit it. We were on the verge of Mad Max territory. Bank of America ran out of money to pay needed TARP to pretend solvency with printed money instead of directly insuring depositor requests while in bankruptcy.

              Fixed it for you.

            2. Mike M.   10 years ago

              Just fuck off and kill yourself, you worthless lying JournoList piece of shit.

  20. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

    Why my own father would have let IS kill me

    My dad is a religious man and luckily for me he was able to tell them to come back the next day, to give him time to find out whether the accusation was correct. He came inside the house and started screaming. Finally, he said: “If these accusations are true, I will hand you over to them myself, happily.” And I just stood there, not knowing what to do and what to say, or how to defend myself.

    I was in shock. But my mother decided that I should leave the house immediately, and she started working on getting me out of Iraq for good. It was midnight and she said to me: “We’re leaving right now.” She took me to her sister’s house. The next day she booked me a plane ticket to Turkey and got me a visa. But I had to travel via Erbil and they wouldn’t let us into Kurdistan. I stayed in a village near Erbil for two weeks, trying to get in but I never managed it. I tried to leave via Baghdad but there were clashes on the road and the driver wouldn’t go on. I tried to get out so many times, and failed.

    Goddamned nuts.

    I still have gay friends at home but we’re not in contact any more, for their own safety.

    Earlier this year one of my best friends, who stayed behind, was killed.

    He was thrown off the main government building.

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      I’ve not spoken to my father. What he did was very hurtful. He’s my father.

      Hm…no, I don’t think he is anymore. Some things ought to sever all ties.

    2. Illocust   10 years ago

      I know I’m supposed to feel pity for this man, but really, can you say ‘to fucking dumb to live’. Sex is not worth your life. Especially when you don’t even have to stay celibate for the rest of your life. You just have to stick it out long enough to leave the country.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        Except cultural conditions changed out from under him in a flash. He was out because he’d been seeking whatever the muzzie equivalent of reparative therapy is, and his therapist had told him to seek the support of his peers. Suddenly some of his peers join up with ISIL and come after him with the fury of converts.

        Jeez, what an asshole this guy in his early-20s is for trusting his therapist.

        1. Illocust   10 years ago

          Don’t you know people only read the parts of the links that you quote? That backstory is much more reasonable than the normal one in stories like this.

          1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

            Sorry, I just assumed that most commenters would have a passing understanding that the areas currently under IS control are radically more dangerous for people who transgress against a very narrow interpretation of Muslim orthodoxy than they were even a year ago. There are character limits on these posts ya know.

            1. Lord at War   10 years ago

              I just assumed that most commenters would have a passing understanding that the areas currently under IS control are radically more dangerous for people who transgress against a very narrow interpretation of Muslim orthodoxy

              “Happens in over 15 different countries” with population totals approaching 1 billion = “”very narrow interpretation”.

              lol

              1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                Narrow vs expansive, not widely accepted vs narrowly accepted. Homosexuality is theoretically frowned upon by (almost) all interpretations of Islam, but it takes a special level of nutjobbery to throw people off of buildings for it and that happens in the least cosmopolitan/most fanatical Islamic societies.

                lol

        2. Just say Nikki   10 years ago

          Well, to be fair, no one should ever trust a therapist.

          1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

            Just a few dozen more sessions and I think we will start to make some progress.

          2. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

            Does this mean you’re canceling the 2:00 appointment tomorrow? Please call my receptionist and let her know.

    3. Free Society   10 years ago

      If I’d stayed, Isis would have come for me and killed me the way they’ve killed others. If Isis didn’t get me, members of my family would have done it. A few days after I left, I learned that my uncle – my father’s brother – had taken an oath to cleanse the family honour.

      Someone needs to educate this guy that only a tiny minority of Muslims are Islamist fundies.

      1. crab_apple   10 years ago

        “I know I’m supposed to feel pity for this woman, but really, can you say ‘too fucking dumb to live’. Sex is not worth your life. Especially when you don’t even have to stay celibate for the rest of your life. You just have to stick it out long enough to leave the country.”

        /sarcasm

        That’s fucking awful.

        1. Illocust   10 years ago

          If a woman decided to have coercion free sex that would result in her death if found out, yeah to dumb to live would be pretty high on my list of comments about her. Especially in situations where she only had to wait a few years to get out of the situation.

          1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

            Umm, the guy had to be smuggled out and spent several months in hiding. I don’t think that’s necessarily viable for most people.

            The next day she booked me a plane ticket to Turkey and got me a visa. But I had to travel via Erbil and they wouldn’t let us into Kurdistan. I stayed in a village near Erbil for two weeks, trying to get in but I never managed it. I tried to leave via Baghdad but there were clashes on the road and the driver wouldn’t go on. I tried to get out so many times, and failed.

            It isn’t like he just had to wait to go to college to be out from his parents’ thumb. He left his home with nothing, and is now living in a broom closet in Beirut on a refugee list.

            Human rights lawyers from the Iraqi Refugee Assistance Project have helped me get refugee status and are working on getting me resettled in another country, where I want to continue my studies. Here I’m living in one room, the size of my bathroom back home. I’m in limbo.

            But whatevs it’s totally NBD, #TooDumbToLive #NotFirstWorldProblemsSoIDon’tGiveAFuck

            1. Rhywun   10 years ago

              I know! Why didn’t he just find a nice girl to settle down with.

    4. B.P.   10 years ago

      There was an episode of Frontline the other day about efforts to rescue women and children being kidnapped by ISIS. There was a video of a woman in ISIS “court” (basically standing outside in the dirt) for the charge of adultery. Her father helped stone her to death.

      1. Antilles   10 years ago

        It takes some serious brainwashing to override a parent’s innate desire to protect their children, but Islam proves it can be done. How do you fight against such a twisted, perverted ideology?

        1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

          US is apparently trying Flanders’ parents approach

          “You gotta help us, Doc. We tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas.”

  21. Warty   10 years ago

    Bodybuilder Matt Kroc Comes Out As Transgender

    Well then.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Next: Eric Estrada tries to resuscitate his career by announcing that he’s becoming “Erica.”

    2. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      Well the steroids prolly took care of the balls for her already.

    3. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      Steroids are helluva drug.

    4. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      Now that’s what I call keeping up with the Kardashians.

      1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

        Have you been saving that for a special occasion?

        1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

          I never plan ahead.

    5. Certified Public Asshat   10 years ago

      Being a total alpha male and transgender definitely makes me unique even in the transgender community

      I…

      *head explodes*

      1. RAHeinlein   10 years ago

        Patrick Swayze is “To Wong Foo…”?

      2. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

        Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

    6. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

      Most of her hormones are hismones anyway.

      At least, prior to the injections…

    7. Winston   10 years ago

      Who?

    8. Winston   10 years ago

      What a load of Kroc.

    9. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

      Let’s be honest. They’re all doing it just as a chance to beat the shit out of Ben Shapiro.

    10. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Obviously he did too many squats.

      1. Warty   10 years ago

        He’s famous for being a rather extreme sort of character. This isn’t really a huge surprise.

    11. Not a Libertarian   10 years ago

      Ok, I admit it. When I scrolled down to see her instagram pic, I jumped back in my chair

      Sweet mother of mercy, the cross channel of hormones going through Kroczaleski’s system.

  22. John   10 years ago

    http://thehill.com/policy/cybe…..parenthood

    Anti Abortion hackers claim to have hit planned parenthood. This should be interesting.

    1. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      Hope the hackers edit out the crunch and get to the juicy parts.

      1. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

        +1 Creative Editing

    2. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

      Given PP’s attitude towards IT security, this doesn’t surprise me.

      1. In League with the Dark Ones   10 years ago

        Also, under HIPAA, PP is required to alert the media if there is a security breach… unless they use encryption.

        I wonder if RC4 counts…

    3. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

      Planned Parenthood are the real hackers anyway.

      I feel just awful about saying that, but I felt compelled to.

      1. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

        I’m sure that PP won’t be too crushed.

    4. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

      The sign in the picture says “Act. No matter what.”

      That is the fucking proggiest slogan I’ve ever heard. “Do something, anything, consequences, means and ends be damned. We all just always having to be acting on something no matter what.”

  23. John   10 years ago

    http://thefederalist.com/2015/…..arenthood/

    Damn does that woman look butt hurt.

    1. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

      Needz moar botox

    2. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      She looks like someone just told her they decided to keep the baby.

    3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      If she got caught with her pants around her ankles, letting a goat pleasure her, she would say that the video had been deceptively edited, that the goat and her were just friends, that the money she put in the goat’s bank account was simply to reimburse its expense, and would you get off my back already.

      And the MSM would proclaim itself satisfied with the explanations, if it covered the story at all.

      1. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

        would you get off my back already

        THE GOAT IS NOT FINISHED YET

    4. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

      Planned Parenthood is designated a non-profit by the Internal Revenue Service. Its president makes more than half a million dollars a year, its budget is more than $1 billion, and it gets more than half a billion dollars in taxpayer funding annually, but it’s a non-profit. What that means is not that every service is provided at cost or that all operations are managed via donation, but simply that any money it brings in is put back into the organization.

      Can we please just eliminate the notion of nonprofit altogether so I don’t have to hear this type of shit anymore?

    5. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      Think Cecile used to be a Cecil.

      1. John   10 years ago

        That is an insult to the transgendered.

  24. Free Society   10 years ago

    President Barack Obama and African regional leaders are discussing the possibility of sanctions against South Sudan if warring groups there don’t achieve some sort of peace by August.

    Oh no!People are suffering due to civil war! Let’s really stick it to those fuckers and starve the shit out of the place.

    1. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      The material culture on the ground in South Sudan consists of 2014 Bronco Superbowl Champion shirts and bottom-barrel AK-47’s. What exactly are sanctions going to do? A dirt embargo?

      1. John Titor   10 years ago

        And let’s not even get into how horrible a lot of those ‘regional leaders’ are. I remember awhile back when Obama had his big African leaders summit/photo-op and it was just a rundown of some of the most corrupt and brutal leaders you’ve ever seen.

  25. Mazakon   10 years ago

    Is the GMO labeling movement losing ground?

    1. Trshmnstr doesn't recycle   10 years ago

      They’ll eventually win… it’s a rabid activist movement against a bunch of people who don’t give a shit. The activists always win.

  26. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

    I finished BoJack Horseman season 2 this weekend. I thought it fumbled some of its dramatic beats – too many instances of characters explicitly diagnosing their problems – but it was still funny and moving and all that. Anyone else finish it?

    I also read The Color of Magic over the past week, finishing it yesterday. Thanks again for the advice given here. I like Pratchett’s writing and I’m gonna read more of the series, though I assume many of the other books aren’t so dependent on deus ex machina. I also borrowed Guards! Guards!, so that’s up next.

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      You gotta do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

    2. Winston   10 years ago

      still funny and moving

      That’s what too many comedies lack, serious drama! Presumably the next step is to remind us to vote Democrat.

      1. Warty   10 years ago

        You are a stupid and small man. If you die in your sleep tonight, no one will miss you.

        1. Winston   10 years ago

          I know everything you said is nonsense but I don’t care. Still don’t like how too many comedies want to inject drama into them, even if it is a show you like and might even be a really good show.

        2. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

          You could be harsher, Warty.

          1. Winston   10 years ago

            You Know Who Else told people they didn’t like to kill themselves?

            1. Christophe   10 years ago

              Nah, they usually take matters into their own hands.

    3. Jumbie   10 years ago

      Guards is the start of his best group of books, focused on the watch.

    4. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

      If you enjoy CoM, you are in for a treat. His writing only gets better and better, up until the point Alzheimer’s caught up with him 🙁 I think Making Money was the first time I was disappointed in his book.

      Pratchett is the reason I never got Neil Gaiman cult. Everything Gaiman did, Pratchett did better years before. Even their collaboration was mostly Pratchett and it shows.

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        Like MJ, I do appreciate the book advice. I have not read any Pratchett other than Good Omens, and apparently I need to rectify that.

  27. Jumbie   10 years ago

    A conundrum for the bigorati…

    In his recent interview Ron Bailey said the good news about solar costs is generally a result of subsidies in Germany.

    One of the libertarian arguments I’ve always had confidence making is ‘subsidues are bad’. Given the whole Solindra cronyism, what are you guys thinking on the German solar subsidies?

    My own suspicion is that its impacts are piggybacking on a larger trend to cheaper private sector solar, but I have nothing to support that really.

    I hear Bailey reads comments here. Maybe he can address this too at some point…

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      If the German government wants to give out free shit, good for them.

      1. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

        -Greece

      2. John   10 years ago

        Except that by taking that free shit you risk crowding out the properly priced shit. And when the Germans stop giving us shit, then what? Greece.

        1. Warty   10 years ago

          Then we’ll have a bunch of solar panels that will be replaced at the end of their lifetimes by some less stupid form of energy. It’s not a huge deal.

      3. Winston   10 years ago

        You Know Which Other German government handed out free shit?

      4. bacon-magic   10 years ago

        If the Germans are doing it, it must be Reich. (sorry, couldn’t help it…)

      5. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Looks like the practice of handing out different menus for ‘Germans’ and ‘natives’ will continue in Greece.

        1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

          Hey, man. Once Greece goes belly up for good, we’re all wood chipping it in to buy some distressed real estate for libertarian island. Nice weather, no snow – idyllic!!

          So, don’t encourage the former residents to trash the place. We don’t want our new country to sink into the Aegean or the Mediterranean before we (the new owners) take over.

          AND – fucktards are not admitted (i.e., CuntTony, AssHiln)

    2. John   10 years ago

      In the short run, there is nothing wrong with ripping off the Germans. If the Germans are dumb enough to subsidized these idiotic things, there is nothing wrong with taking advantage of it, initially at least.

      In the long run the Germans may get a little smarter and stop letting us rip them off. When that happens the price returns to normal and we are stuck with a bunch of inefficient forms of energy.

    3. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

      Ron is likely to respond to you if you post a question directly to him in the comments of his articles but I have no idea for how long and assume only a few hours after they are posted.

      In my opinion, he is hardly “pure” when it comes to Libertarianism and “the environment”.

      Subsidies always, or almost always, involve coercive wealth redistribution so not Libertarian.

      1. Winston   10 years ago

        I’m sure Bailey is here because his science and technology views fit in with the general zeitgeist of Reason. Like Skenazy and the food guy.

    4. TheZeitgeist   10 years ago

      Given the whole Solindra cronyism, what are you guys thinking on the German solar subsidies?

      Germany now pays highest rate for electricity in developed world, and is building lignite plants for base-load operations.

      Translation: So far they’ve figured out a way to get to ~12% renewables at triple (at least) the cost and higher CO2 emissions than an (unsubsidized) American natgas plant for a given watt of output.

      Heil Derp.

  28. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

    Better slightly late then never. Today in Accomplished Female Athletes of Eastern Europe, we break my Slavic bias and present

    Zsuzana Jakabos

    Three time Olympic Games competitor for Hungary.

    1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

      Hmm, I was wondering if you were going to have your daily feature. I came prepared.

      Xabi Alonso

      Utterly swoon-worthy Spaniard. Would share a hammock with him. Sin camesa

      And one for a caption contest because I’m a child.

      1. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

        Will always, always love Xabi Alonso. Still have a Liverpool shirt with his name on the back.

      2. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        Thine first link is broken!

        And yes, I will be away from Wednesday this week, so Tundra and you will have to take the lead on the feature while I whoop it up with 50,000 other nerds.

      3. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        The broken link

      4. Lord at War   10 years ago

        And one for a caption contest because I’m a child.

        “Down, and to the left. Down, and to the left” -Kevin Costner

      5. Rhywun   10 years ago

        He’s not really my type* but there are plenty of hot soccer players to choose from.

        *Also I fucking loathe Real Madrid so I never saw much of him.

        1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

          I have a soft spot for brown hair with ginger highlights. It seems to have lead my astray EVERY time.

          1. Rhywun   10 years ago

            I am much more into black hair. Xabi looks like a million white dudes I see heading to Wall Street every day. NTTIAWWT.

          2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

            Lead your what astray?

    2. Warty   10 years ago

      Long jump is an amazing thing.

    3. grrizzly   10 years ago

      You’re slipping, her name is ZSUZSANNA.

      1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        Yeah, Hungarian is one language where I don’t even try. As soon as I see it, white flag goes up.

        1. grrizzly   10 years ago

          Don’t feel bad. It’s not every day I can correct someone’s Hungarian on HyR, I could not resist.

    4. DEG   10 years ago

      I am still at the office. I must resist temptation.

      1. fleshy wavefunction   10 years ago

        She looks like Natalie Portman.

        1. DEG   10 years ago

          Hmm…

      2. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        I don’t think there’s anything horribly unseemly, but it is a few pictures of an attractive woman,some of it from her competitions, so in one-piece swimsuit.

        1. DEG   10 years ago

          Even though I’m at a company too small to have an actual HR department, I’d rather play it safe. I’m a little weird.

          1. DEG   10 years ago

            I’m at home. I like her.

  29. Warty   10 years ago

    Sometimes there are happy endings.

    1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

      My IP address has been banned? Say it ain’t so!

    2. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

      Great. Don’t you know that by saying her name 3 times you summon her?

    3. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

      I find it bizarre that KK will froth at the mouth about how putatively racist libertarians are, yet it will engage in full-throated apologia for any police officer involved in even the most egregious abuse against a Black person. I mean, look at this post; you can tell that the word “uppity” is just at the tip of its fingertips.

      I’m guessing its mother was a meter maid.

    4. bacon-magic   10 years ago

      Who is this commentariat hater?

      1. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

        Shall we list its names in alphabetical or chronological order?

        1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          Abaddon
          Abraxas
          Adramelech
          Agares
          Ahriman…

  30. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

    So much for THAT Duck Dynasty . . .

    1. Christophe   10 years ago

      This is the only response you deserve.

      1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

        I’ve always despised the University of Oregon

  31. Voxpo   10 years ago

    Based on what I’ve read so far, I’m glad the guy is to be punished for running over the ducks.

    1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

      Hey, that reminds me of a Seinfeld episode – pigeons and John Voight’s car . . .

      Maybe the ducks refused to get out of the way. Absolutely refused to budge. So, Quacky had it coming.

      Or, maybe this is Darwinism at work.

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