Friday Funnies: No More Surveillance

Chip Bok | 6.12.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Boom. You've just been bokked, America.
1. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  Bok Funking The Universe!
  1. ballegooijenyves 10 years ago
    
    Start working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go? to tech tab for work detail,,,,,,,
    
    ????????????? http://www.pay-buzz.com
    1. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
      
      http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....-tests.jpg
2. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  Sorry. Woke up hearing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs in my head.
3. EDG chippin' WUD 10 years ago
  
  Bok the Razzbah?
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

Wait, wouldn't that be buying the data from the chinese with their own money?
1. Princess Trigger 10 years ago
  
  No we'll but the data with US Treasury bonds.
  Suckers.
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

That's a very weedy looking Texan
1. HyperbolicHayekian 10 years ago
  
  It's Perot. and he's old.
  1. Almanian - Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    I came here to say ^^ THIS ^^
2. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  That's no texan, that's a ventriloquist's dummy
  1. Swiss Servator, Vorladung? 10 years ago
    
    What if the ventriloquist is a Texan?
    1. Charles Easterly 10 years ago
      
      +1 Jeff Dunham
HyperbolicHayekian 10 years ago

Why would Peurto Ricans buy our data from the Chinese?
1. Swiss Servator, Vorladung? 10 years ago
  
  Liberians.
The Hyperbole 10 years ago

I made my own Friday funny this week, enjoy

[redacted]

It's my first so don't expect Bok or Panye level artistry
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  Needz moar labelz
2. HyperbolicHayekian 10 years ago
  
  Needz more labelz! (Well done though)
  1. John Galt 10 years ago
    
    There can never be enough labelz.
3. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  Just the right amount of labels. Honestly, the more I looked at it the more I liked it.
4. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  That's about Cash 4 Clunkers, isn't it?
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    Well, Fonz apparently drives a wood burning car and has to keep an oppressed class individual to feed the burner...
5. PM 10 years ago
  
  The trigger warning should have been at the top. I scanned the image for about 2 minutes looking for Mexicans and ass sex before I scrolled down.
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    I was triggered by the presence of a trigger warning.
  2. MSimon 10 years ago
    
    I was looking for Top Hats, Top Men, and monocles.
6. Almanian - Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  Superb.
7. Charles Easterly 10 years ago
  
  I enjoyed your cartoon Hyp.
8. WTF 10 years ago
  
  Shit, that's funnier than anything I've seen from Bok or Payne.
  1. AlmightyJB 10 years ago
    
    I concur
9. mr lizard 10 years ago
  
  That's a hot steamy cup of subtlety right there.
10. Aloysious 10 years ago
  
  Nice.
11. MSimon 10 years ago
  
  Is that Branch - Davidian?
  1. EDG chippin' WUD 10 years ago
    
    Narrows, gaze, etc.
  2. Charles Easterly 10 years ago
    
    No - those types of branches are set afire while still connected to their trees, so they will burn whilst still living.
12. gaijin 10 years ago
  
  I see what you did there...or did I?
13. SIV 10 years ago
  
  That's great. Crying Nick is just the right touch.
14. All-Seeing Monocle 10 years ago
  
  Solid work Sir. I liked the labeling of the quote balloon, should have labeled the label.
  
  Overall rating: [redacted]
15. Don'tTreadOnMeChipper 10 years ago
  
  That is awesome! Well done!
16. bacon-magic 10 years ago
  
  Please do some more. I'm a big fan of anything Looney Tunes...
17. Lord at War 10 years ago
  
  I don't know... looked pretty Payneful to me.
Hugh Akston 10 years ago

Why would John Inman wear such a ridiculous hat just to buy personal data from the Chinese?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  It was a precondition of doing business - they wanted to make the experience as humiliating as possible for their own amusement
  1. Hugh Akston 10 years ago
    
    I guess you could say it was him that got served.
StMack 10 years ago

I'm sure if any congressional oversight committee seriously wanted to know what was on Hillary's email server the Chinese could supply that as well.
Almanian - Woodchipper 10 years ago

Ross Perot (as another has noted) - did not know he was still doing standup. Glad he can still get work.

Awful. Therefore - perfect. Happy Fucking Friday, Reasonoids. May a US judge run your life through a woodchipper, and throw you in jail to be ass raped by pot-infused Mexicans.

Also -

*SLAP!!!!* with a woodchipper, of course, you lazy fucks.
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. WTF 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. John Galt 10 years ago
      
      *SLAP!!*
    2. John Galt 10 years ago
      
      Text size tag is kaput..
      1. darkflame 10 years ago
        
        Who is john galt? We're gonna need another subpoena over here.
        
        John Galt 10 years ago
        
        With my handle I'm sure I've been closely scrutinized here by big brother since at least the first couple days after Obama's inauguration.
2. Slammer's Chipper Wood 10 years ago
  
  Why would he draw a whole second guy, when all he needed was a comma or an ellipsis?
  
  *HYPERBOLIC SLAP*
  1. Almanian - Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    Man, I miss Trig and Pre-Calc.
    1. Heroic Mulatto 10 years ago
      
      Here
    2. Slammer's Chipper Wood 10 years ago
      
      Triggernometry still scares me
      1. Swiss Servator, Vorladung? 10 years ago
        
        You require a trig(ger) warning?
        
        db 10 years ago
        
        What's Romansh for wood chipper?
  2. John Galt 10 years ago
    
    Piece work?
John Galt 10 years ago

Bok funking the Universe one cartoon at a time.
american socialist 10 years ago

... I would say though that given the penchant of right-wingers to do things like blow up federal buildings that perhaps I am being to blas
1. american socialist 10 years ago
  
  ...too
  
  Jesus, I need to stop writing to libertarians on the can.
  1. darkflame 10 years ago
    
    Wait, you do that also?
2. fleshy wavefunction 10 years ago
  
  e.g. Weather Underground?
  1. american socialist 10 years ago
    
    That's ol' skool'-- in response to, in their defense, a genocidal war. The new Skool' is worried about how we should all be able to acquire arsenals in our homes so we can take on the federal government in a firefight for liberty... And abortion doctors
Ron 10 years ago

Actually they ( the fed's ) will just force your telcom and internet companies to do it for them thus saving the government money.
modurhead 10 years ago

china is like a clintonreaganbush wet dream, no EPA, no unalienable rights, no unions,no party choice and censored internet, its a business mans paradise.
Bodica Slayer of Drones 10 years ago

A better Friday Cartoon Funny would be a Federal attorney shredding the Bill of Rights through the woodchipper.

Or a wise-ass libertarian taking a subpeona through a woodchipper.
buybuydandavis 10 years ago

Actually, they'll just use the telecoms to collect and store your data.
kotihepur 10 years ago

Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is wha- I do...... ?????? http://www.netcash5.com
xapeluxari 10 years ago

Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is wha- I do...... ?????? http://www.netcash5.com

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