Friday Funnies: No More Surveillance

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Boom. You've just been bokked, America.

[John Galt]

Bok Funking The Universe!

[ballegooijenyves]

Start working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go? to tech tab for work detail,,,,,,,

????????????? http://www.pay-buzz.com

[plusafdotcom]

http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....-tests.jpg

[John Galt]

Sorry. Woke up hearing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs in my head.

[EDG chippin' WUD]

Bok the Razzbah?

[UnCivilServant]

Wait, wouldn't that be buying the data from the chinese with their own money?

[Princess Trigger]

No we'll but the data with US Treasury bonds.
Suckers.

[invisible furry hand]

That's a very weedy looking Texan

[HyperbolicHayekian]

It's Perot. and he's old.

[Almanian - Woodchipper]

I came here to say ^^ THIS ^^

[UnCivilServant]

That's no texan, that's a ventriloquist's dummy

[Swiss Servator, Vorladung?]

What if the ventriloquist is a Texan?

[Charles Easterly]

+1 Jeff Dunham

[HyperbolicHayekian]

Why would Peurto Ricans buy our data from the Chinese?

[Swiss Servator, Vorladung?]

Liberians.

[The Hyperbole]

I made my own Friday funny this week, enjoy

[redacted]

It's my first so don't expect Bok or Panye level artistry

[invisible furry hand]

Needz moar labelz

[HyperbolicHayekian]

Needz more labelz! (Well done though)

[John Galt]

There can never be enough labelz.

[Florida Man]

Just the right amount of labels. Honestly, the more I looked at it the more I liked it.

[Fist of Etiquette]

That's about Cash 4 Clunkers, isn't it?

[UnCivilServant]

Well, Fonz apparently drives a wood burning car and has to keep an oppressed class individual to feed the burner...

[PM]

The trigger warning should have been at the top. I scanned the image for about 2 minutes looking for Mexicans and ass sex before I scrolled down.

[UnCivilServant]

I was triggered by the presence of a trigger warning.

[MSimon]

I was looking for Top Hats, Top Men, and monocles.

[Almanian - Woodchipper]

Superb.

[Charles Easterly]

I enjoyed your cartoon Hyp.

[WTF]

Shit, that's funnier than anything I've seen from Bok or Payne.

[AlmightyJB]

I concur

[mr lizard]

That's a hot steamy cup of subtlety right there.

[Aloysious]

Nice.

[MSimon]

Is that Branch - Davidian?

[EDG chippin' WUD]

Narrows, gaze, etc.

[Charles Easterly]

No - those types of branches are set afire while still connected to their trees, so they will burn whilst still living.

[gaijin]

I see what you did there...or did I?

[SIV]

That's great. Crying Nick is just the right touch.

[All-Seeing Monocle]

Solid work Sir. I liked the labeling of the quote balloon, should have labeled the label.

Overall rating: [redacted]

[Don'tTreadOnMeChipper]

That is awesome! Well done!

[bacon-magic]

Please do some more. I'm a big fan of anything Looney Tunes...

[Lord at War]

I don't know... looked pretty Payneful to me.

[Hugh Akston]

Why would John Inman wear such a ridiculous hat just to buy personal data from the Chinese?

[UnCivilServant]

It was a precondition of doing business - they wanted to make the experience as humiliating as possible for their own amusement

[Hugh Akston]

I guess you could say it was him that got served.

[StMack]

I'm sure if any congressional oversight committee seriously wanted to know what was on Hillary's email server the Chinese could supply that as well.

[Almanian - Woodchipper]

Ross Perot (as another has noted) - did not know he was still doing standup. Glad he can still get work.

Awful. Therefore - perfect. Happy Fucking Friday, Reasonoids. May a US judge run your life through a woodchipper, and throw you in jail to be ass raped by pot-infused Mexicans.

Also -

*SLAP!!!!* with a woodchipper, of course, you lazy fucks.

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[John Galt]

*SLAP!!*

[John Galt]

Text size tag is kaput..

[darkflame]

Who is john galt? We're gonna need another subpoena over here.

[John Galt]

With my handle I'm sure I've been closely scrutinized here by big brother since at least the first couple days after Obama's inauguration.

[Slammer's Chipper Wood]

Why would he draw a whole second guy, when all he needed was a comma or an ellipsis?

*HYPERBOLIC SLAP*

[Almanian - Woodchipper]

Man, I miss Trig and Pre-Calc.

[Heroic Mulatto]

Here

[Slammer's Chipper Wood]

Triggernometry still scares me

[Swiss Servator, Vorladung?]

You require a trig(ger) warning?

[db]

What's Romansh for wood chipper?

[John Galt]

Piece work?

[John Galt]

Bok funking the Universe one cartoon at a time.

[american socialist]

... I would say though that given the penchant of right-wingers to do things like blow up federal buildings that perhaps I am being to blas

[american socialist]

...too

Jesus, I need to stop writing to libertarians on the can.

[darkflame]

Wait, you do that also?

[fleshy wavefunction]

e.g. Weather Underground?

[american socialist]

That's ol' skool'-- in response to, in their defense, a genocidal war. The new Skool' is worried about how we should all be able to acquire arsenals in our homes so we can take on the federal government in a firefight for liberty... And abortion doctors

[Ron]

Actually they ( the fed's ) will just force your telcom and internet companies to do it for them thus saving the government money.

[modurhead]

china is like a clintonreaganbush wet dream, no EPA, no unalienable rights, no unions,no party choice and censored internet, its a business mans paradise.

[Bodica Slayer of Drones]

A better Friday Cartoon Funny would be a Federal attorney shredding the Bill of Rights through the woodchipper.

Or a wise-ass libertarian taking a subpeona through a woodchipper.

[buybuydandavis]

Actually, they'll just use the telecoms to collect and store your data.

[kotihepur]

Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is wha- I do...... ?????? http://www.netcash5.com

[xapeluxari]

Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is wha- I do...... ?????? http://www.netcash5.com