Brickbat: I Have a Little List
The deputy dean of the Federal University of Santa Maria, a public university in Brazil, has requested a list of all Israelis working or studying at the school. Jose Fernando Schlosser did not say how the list will be used, but he said his request was "urgent" and he was acting at the request of several pro-Palestinian groups.
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You know who else had a list of Jews and lived for a time in South America?
Pia Dia Zapora?
Did Oscar Scheindler live in South America for awhile? I heard he had a list of Jews.
Elisabeth Nietzsche?
*just came for the obligatory ‘you know who else’ bait*
Santa Claus?
Dr Krieger?
JAZZ HANDS!
The residents of Neuvo Berlin?
Madonna?
Che?
Francisco Pizarro?
Willy P Hitler
District Attorney Niketh Velamoor?
Jose Fernando Schlosser did not say how the list will be used, but he said his request was “urgent” and he was acting at the request of several pro-Palestinian groups.
“Relax, everyone. I’m just going to give the list to Israel’s mortal enemies. And I’m going to need that sofort. Macht schnell.”
ZU BEFEHL!
*clicks heels*
/University provost
The jokes do pretty solidly write themselves.
Hey!
Why can’t they just divest in Israel like good academics?
Schlosser, figures he would have to have a German name too. Was ein Schei?kopf!
Just a coincidence that his ancestors decided to come to the new world in 1945 seeking opportunity, I bet they had nothing with except their dreams, the clothes on their backs, and a bag of gold teeth.
*polite applause*
Boys from Brazil, anyone?
I thought Krieger was a German name?
Did he ask them to put a yellow star next to each name? Maybe have a special section of campus for them to live?
Well at least they won’t have to share their showers with anyone. Too soon?
If these people make a wood chipper joke I’d be worried if I were jewish
And Brazil has a big beef industry and a ready supply cattle cars,just saying..
Hey how come some of the names on here are blue, and others orange? I just now noticed that.
Orange names have a link in them. Blue do not.
hover over the orange ones and you’ll see we orange folk have embedded an URL or email address
Why do I feel like I haven’t seen you in a while IFH?
One month without phone or broadband isn’t good for your online profile, I find. Great for lying on the sofa reading while the Cramps blast through the stereo, though
Well, that would explain it.
I take it you now have internet connectivity – or are you at someone else’s connection?
All restored and raring to go. Have I missed anything particularly choice? Another novel from you? A new concern troll from The Daily Kos? A new orifice hymned by SugarFree?
A federal subpoena against reason.
(I’m getting close to releasing a book though)
Holy shit, you’re not joking!
I wish I were. All I can say is that we were asked not to talk about it by the management.
That request has had mixed success.
(I’m also glad I missed the triggering comment thread entirely, being prone to bouts of hyperbole myself)
lol. Watching the occasional regular stumble back into this mess is at least a little entertaining. ‘Hey guys, just got back from Fiji, whad-i mis…. WHAT THE….?’
https://reason.com/blog/2015/06…..commenters
Where you been? You can’t miss a second around here.
I’m surprised they haven’t disabled commenting. Telling libertarians and anarchist what they can’t do is usually a recipe for disaster.
Indeed, FM,
Based upon popular opinion one might have expected utter chaos (and its attendant widespread destruction of roads).
He did say “discussion” and not “mention”. Seems like people are being pretty good about not getting too specific and just making oblique references. If we were over the line, they would shut down comments or something, I bet.
DON’T MENTION THE WAR.
Did you lose your router in a freak woodchipping accident?
Aside from all the wildlife you’d have to try to chase off to chip an antipodian tree, those things can get explosive (the trees)
That’s not a woodchipper, this is a woodchipper.
Bloody oath, mate.
Well furry, count your blessings because your absence made it impossible for you to make an unseemly posting about a certain judge and thus turn the HR6 into an HR7.
What an interesting idea
If I did that, straffinrun, then every banal joke I had the misfortune of hearing throughout my school experience might seem to have merit (“How much wood would a wood Chuck Chuck…”).
I cannot have that.
I might come back as some type of vengeful spirit.
Seems banal jokes are the worst kind these days.
(To Jews): If you did nothing you have nothing to worry about! Don’t be so self-centered.
Yeah.
Um.
This is not good.
Not good.
Why does Reason link to articles I have to subscribe to if I want to read it?
I think a lot of people in journalism are subscribed to so many other sites that they don’t realize most of the population isn’t and won’t.
No, it’s because Charles Oliver is link-challenged. He really could SF links to Olympics standard
It doesn’t just happen here, or with him. I see this problem everywhere.
Oh, I see. Let us eat cake.
It’s 7:01. The phone rings. Are you confident about who has the cake?
The Jews?
Honey Cakes for everyone!*
*Who is Chosen.
Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house at 7:01 on a Tuesday night? God Damn it! I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they to fucking… /// Jean? How are you, Jean? … Righto, Jean I’ll get on it!… Cheerio! /// Fucking half-wit!
As your Attorney, I recommend that you disable that, erm, ‘special attachment’ on your woodchipper.
I thought it was to rent a fast car, preferably a convertible.
First it was NPR with the lists, now Federal University of Santa Maria. What’s next, Beverly Hills Upstairs Medical College?
Obama has a list.
Ergo, everyone wants one.
It’s not a ‘list’ it’s a ‘matrix’.
I know Kung Fu.
The name is a running gag in the Kung family, after all.
Show me.
/the previous comment was a movie quote reference and was not intended as a request for UCS to engage in violence or simulated violence that could trigger sensitive readers.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.
I had no idea Agent Smith was describing Warty’s basement.
Hugo Weaving’s delivery of “it’s the smell” is one of my favorite things in all of cinema. It’s genius is that it can be used in so many, many ways.
The red pill was not meant to be a suppository.
Imagine a little toothbrush moustache and a comb-over on that pic of Senor Herr Schlosser …
Uncanny!
If I just saw the photo without the article I’d still think the guy was a Nazi.
The good dean should be taken out back and given a good talking to by his supervisor. Ah, shit, I got nuthin’.
… or mebbe sent to the Russian Front …
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