Reason Weekly Contest: What Does TSA Stand For?
Last week's winners revealed.

Welcome back to the Reason Weekly Contest! This week's question is:
Undercover investigators were able to smuggle mock explosives and banned weapons through TSA checkpoints in 95 percent of their trials. So this week, please come up with new words that the acronym TSA stands for.
How to enter: Submissions should be e-mailed to contest@reason.com. Please include your name and address. This week, kindly type "TSA" in the subject line. Entries are due by 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, June 8. Winners will appear Friday, June 5, right here at Reason.com.
In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. First prize is a one-year digital subscription to Reason magazine, plus bragging rights. While we appreciate kibbitzing in the comments below, you must email your answer to enter the contest. Feel free to enter more than once, and good luck!
And now for the results of Contest #3: We asked you to come up with the name of the next sports stadium funded by public dollars, and you gave us:
THE WINNER: Plunderdome — Lisa Partridge, Overland Park, KS
SECOND PLACE: Your-dollars-into-the-toilet Bowl — Carl V. Wikstrom
THIRD PLACE: Taking it up the Astrodome— Regina Marcellus, Drexel Hill
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Because-Sports-Is-More-Fun-than-Public-Schools Stadium —David Pimentel, Bluffton, OH
The Deficit Dome — Kevin Townsend, Oakland, CA
National Public RAIDers Stadium — Graham Fox, Knoxville, TN
The Pigskin Payoff — Don Van Gorp, Maple Grove, MN
Potholes, Police, and Schools Memorial Stadium — Bradley Reyes
Stealer's Palace — Laurie Miller, Fort Collins
Go-Fund-Me Stadium — Brad Ingle
FedExcess Field — Joe Pally, Brooklyn, NY
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Sweet!
Congratulations!
Gillespie says don't discuss this: http://popehat.com/2015/06/08/.....eason-com/
OT: Apparently Emma Sulkowicz's amateur rape porn is already on Pornhub, so I guess Pornhub is stare raping her by using her art in a way to which she did not consent.
This is the greatest clusterfuck in history.
She really is a batshit-insane attention-whore. It will be interesting to see just how far this train-wreck goes.
I say again, in a couple of years, she'll be doing porn porn.
With an audience of two?
39 seconds in and my favorite part is the guy she is with can barely pick up up and bring her the three feet to the bed.
It was truly stupid. An actual waste of time, which for pornography is saying something. There was no talking or anything, so it is not like consent was given or taken away? I need to go self-loathe.
"Carry that weight" indeed...
Wait. What now? Is Emma Sulk. actually in a video, or an "actress" playing the role of Emma in a video?
To Serve America. (It's a cookbook!!!!)
Those Statist Assholes
...CORRECT!
I thought Plunderdome was the best as well. The Deficit Dome is my second choice.
Well done everyone.
Plunderdome was good, I do not begrudge the Plunderdome.
I can't believe that "Taking it up the Astrodome" only came in 3rd. All due respect to Plunderdome.
Terrorism Support and Acceleration
Tough Shit Assholes
Traveler Shakedown Artifice
Oooh, I like this one!
Damn, I thought Debbits Field would fare better. Guess Welch doesn't pick winners.
Chunderdrome.
er, dome
I actually read that as "Chunderdrone". A disgusting new weapon.
Testicle Screening Agency
Testicle Stroking Army
Terminally Standing Around
punny
Totalitarian Security Assbackwards.
They Suck Ass
Ok, I thought that mine at least deserved an Honorable Mentions, if not a placing!
Take Shit A**hole.
So you fully spell out "shit", but not "asshole". Any particular reason for that (genuinely curious)?
Tremendously Supercilious Assholes
Oh - nice CJ.
TSA - Fuck You That's Why
+1
Hey you guys, I think this "contest" is rigged. They're announcing the winner before the deadline for entry!
Tickling Scrotum Always.
The Socialism Assistants
*Activators
Terror Service Associates
Taking Security Anally
Testicle Surveillance Authority
Taking Suitcases Apart
May I suggest Tearing, also/instead? Other than that, I like it!
**As told to me by an actual employee of CVG (many of whom seem to detest the TSA)...
"Thousands Standing Around"
Touching Sitizen's Asses
(It SHOULD be TCA, but they are only semi-literate.)
+1 Urban English
Touching Subjects' Asse(t)s
Touch Sensitive Areas
Totalitarian State Army
Tough Shit, Aviators
Terrorist Support Association
Gets my vote
Lenore, it will be difficult to display winners on June 5 if the deadline for submission is June 8--and today is the 7th. LOL; love ya! Shelly
My favorite so far.
My favorite too
This one gets my vote. And a hearty laugh.
Threading fail! This one gets my vote. Gophers gotta stick together.
Quite nice indeed.
Thanks. I am for comment kibbitzing! I am a free range commenter!
Take your rules elsewhere, Skenazy!
I'll be stealing all of yours and emailing them to Lenore.