How Does a Swingers Club Deal With Punitive Zoning Laws? By Making Themselves a Church.
"A Swingers Club Is Rebranded a Church To Evade Local Busybodies," produced by Amanda Winkler and narration by Todd Krainin. About 5 minutes.
Original release date was May 28, 2015 and original writeup is below.
How do you protect a swinger club from a bullying neighbor and a hostile zoning board? Turn it into a church.
That was the innovative legal tactic devised by Nashville Attorney Larry Roberts, whose client purchased a property for $750,000 last November with the intention of making it home to the Social Club, an "equal opportunity lifestyle organization" that aims to help its members find other that share the "same interest and desires."
Enter the Good Pasture Christian School, which his located nearby. Principal Ricky Perry complained that the organization would "pollute" the minds of his children with "ungodly activity." The local zoning board agreed, passing an emergency zoning resolution in March that blocked Robert's client from building on the site.
So the swingers club found religion. When asked if rebranding the club as a church was intended to skirt the zoning resolution, Roberts smiled. "Let's just say it's opening up to give people guidance."
No sexual activity will be allowed on the premise, but there will be socializing and dancing. "It will have the same rules that many churches observe," says Roberts, "such as do not steal, do not lie, do not cheat, do not harm others, and do not kill." There is one difference: Adultery is OK, as long as your spouse knows all about it.
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Produced by Amanda Winkler. Narration by Todd Krainin.
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Principal Ricky Perry complained that the organization would "pollute" the minds of his children with "ungodly activity."
And a third scarequoted thing that he couldn't recall.
There'll be dancing going on before this is through, you mark my words.
Surprisingly few people know that old joke, so I will give your comment context:
Why don't Baptists allow people to fuck standing up?
It might lead to dancing.
Get on your knees and pray
With someone else's husband's dick in your mouth. KA-SPLASH! Just washed away all your subtlety.
We don't get fooled again
You know who else couldn't tolerate the presence of a concentrated group of sexual deviants?...
Virginia Postrel?
Hands down winner. Don't even bother trying to top that.
🙂
I was actually looking for Old Testament god, but that will do
People didn't get away with these kinds of things when the Old Testament god was in charge.
Wasn't that written like 100 years ago in language people don't understand? Or was that the Constitution?
Dennis Hastert?
Deja vu freaks me out, man...
You've seen this pussy before?
Something something your mother.
Shit, who hasn't.
Who would want to share their woman? That's something I've never understood. I'll share beer. I'll share food. But pussy? No fucking way.
Look just follow the same rules as loaning out your truck. Just wash it off, and top off the tank before you bring it back.
Trucks don't generally give you diseases after someone else sits in the driver's seat.
You care more about a woman than beer? That's sick, man.
I can make my own beer. I can't make a woman.
-1 Pygmalion
Are you sure about that?
$15 minimum wage? Meet your new Walmart greeter.
I suspect that isn't due to the Japanese minimum wage, but to their population implosion and general weirdness.
Someone who's proud of her? Of having her? Who thinks she might make other people happy, too? Maybe people who really need cheering up? Seems to me the same as inviting company, showing off your artwork (homemade or acquired), baking cookies for somebody.
I got no problem with it. Do it all the time.
I don't understand those guys who go for the cuckold thing but I happen to like watching my wife bang other guys
I will gladly bang your wife today for a six back next Wednesday.
Yea man, I had some gems in one of the other copies of this story.
Plenty of churches are used by people as venues for dating anyway. They have singles nights. This one'll have doubles nights. So really not as big a departure from normal as some people might think. Some of you probably think I'm joking, but I'm not. Maybe in countries where church attendance is low, this'd be considered strange, but in the USA, where church attendance is high, one of the primary places people socialize is churches.
Catholic priests have used the church as a dating service.
As did Jim Jones.
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Legal geniuses out there, can't help but respect the hoops we have to jump through in order to be on equal footing with the good lord