Friday Funnies: Training the Amtrak Way!

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Looks like Reason is doing some Schorring up of Friday Funnies.

[Charles Easterly]

That's something to chew chew on.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Or rail against.

[Florida Man]

Shut up or I'll run a train on both of you!

[Charles Easterly]

I never knew you were a tranny.

[Florida Man]

My mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up!

[UnCivilServant]

So when are you going to do that?

[Florida Man]

Later, maybe...totes, what evs, YOLO.

/am I doing it right?

[db]

Cagle Cartoons? That's a stretch.

[UnCivilServant]

Who are they? Who's Bill Schorr? Where is our regularly scheduled crime against art? Why am I talking like Judge Nepolitano?

[Rich]

Oh, very well. Cagle *Exercises*, then.

[Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!]

*narrows gaze*

[Princess Trigger]

I kind of liked Smedley Whiplash.
Mainly because I wanted a dog that snickered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

...and the cartoon sucks.

[db]

That's *Snidely...*

[Florida Man]

It's headley!

[Charles Easterly]

Meeting is adjourned.

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

Not until we get a "harrumph" out of you!

[Florida Man]

Give Swiss Harumph!

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

Swiss harumph is far too expensive....the franc is still too high. Domestic harumph will do just fine.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Watch your ass.

[Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!]

No, I put my watch on my wrist...and it happens to be a fine Swiss watch at that!

[Charles Easterly]

Harumph!

[Fist of Etiquette]

No wonder the trains keep derailing. The rails aren't spiked down, the land isn't close to be flat, and there's a tree branch hanging directly in the train's path. Also, it's a hazard to have Nell Fenwick tied to the tracks for what I guess was the infraction of fairytale princess cosplay.

[UnCivilServant]

This is clearly just a model railroad of 1/2 scale, I mean look at the distance between rails in that track.

[Jimbo]

Your mom?

[Jimbo]

Oops! Wrong place...sorry FoE (tell your mom I said hi)

[Paul.]

Why don't you tell her?

[Jimbo]

FoE pimps out his mom, so I always schedule booty calls directly with FoE.

[EDG reppin' LBC]

A cape? Who wears a cape?

[Florida Man]

Syndrome

[NYC2AZ]

Dynaguy

[Charles Easterly]

Hitler?

[AlmightyJB]

I thought all libertarians wore capes?

[Dark Lord of the Cis]

Mine is a Gadsden Flag.

[UnCivilServant]

Zorro?

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

The Scarlet Pimpernel?

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

Dr Strange?

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

Victor von Doom

[UnCivilServant]

That's not right, dooms must be emphesized. It's "Victor von DOOM!"

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

DOOM!

I stand corrected.

[Slammer]

Lord Vader?

[Fist of Etiquette]

The Cape.

[Rich]

DUHDUH...DUHDUH -- Batman!

[sarcasmic]

The Mad Hatter?

[sarcasmic]

Wait, wait, I know! Elvis!

[db]

The Monarch?

[Notorious G.K.C.]

Count Chocula?

[Evan from Evansville]

Frank Costanza's lawyer?

[Evan from Evansville]

Frank Costanza's lawyer?

[Jimbo]

Your mom?

[WTF]

NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

You're right. I have no idea how to interpret it. Where are my labels?

[SIV]

At least this one has a libertarian theme.

[Charles Easterly]

'Tis the moment.

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

...and then its gone!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Just so everyone knows, Payne had a perfectly serviceable cartoon at the ready, of which Reason has deprived you. I give you:

Humpty Dumpty reverse cowgirl car sex.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

That will be the name of my second prog rock album.

[AlmightyJB]

This was not as cool as you implied in your description. I would like a full refund.

[Lord Humungus]

and a coupon for free cake.

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

A dick shaped, gay wedding cake from an Irish Catholic baker?

[Paul.]

Well we're all outta cake!

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

Well that sucked

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

Friday Funnies is branching out in its suckitude.

[l0b0t]

Why is General de Gaulle wearing a top hat, spats, and a Batman cape?

[l0b0t]

And why is the protagonist from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid dressed as a fairy-tale princess?

[BakedPenguin]

That was his hat.

[Crusty Juggler]

The dude has no jaw!

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

You want a jaw? That'll cost extra.

/Schorr

[SIV]

I hope Nell isn't a Columbia co-ed. She might not be able to lug a heavy railroad tie and rail section around till graduation

[Charles Easterly]

Sympathetic peers who desperately want to believe her despite the available evidence will no doubt be around to help her carry that weight.

[Lord Humungus]

This is one of the least interesting comics ever - but it is waaaay better than any Bok or Payne monstrosity.

[UnCivilServant]

The problem with medicore is that it's harder to riff.

[Cdr Lytton]

Christ. Enough posts about Mattress Girl. It's past time to move on.

[Rich]

*slap!* to one and all!

And, did ifh post something to get banned?

[Swiss Servator, Quelle frisch]

I hope she didn't get caught in one of those spider mass-ballooning events or a drop bear attack.

[Rich]

caught in one of those spider mass-ballooning events

What a way to go!

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[Almanian!]

belated

*SLAP!*

[Slammer]

And then.........?

[All-Seeing Monocle]

+1 slow-walkin' Jones

[l0b0t]

Damn... I can't find a copy online but there is an episode of Hee Haw where Buck Owens and The Buckaroos cover that song (while wearing Nell and Snidely Whiplash costumes) and it is just dynamite.

[All-Seeing Monocle]

This made me miss Chip Bok.

[Vampire]

Government RailRoADz and the subsequent ReGuLaShuNz are the best. They built this country, cause the great railroad meetup!! Who can forget the picture of the two trains meeting in their history book!!! That one picture and the brief description are all that one needs, to see how great Gov't rail is.

Never mind the cost overruns, the train bridges that were so horridly built they couldn't support a train, and the waste that occurred. Also, please forget the private railroads that outperformed gov't rail without robbing people's property and without being showered with subsidies.

By forgetting reality, we can continue robbing the hell out of people with high speed rail projects, and the public private (special interest ) partnerships that shield the company from consequences and transfer the risk to those extorted through violence (taxpayers).

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