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In Quebec, the Granby town council has voted to ban people from insulting police officers or municipal officials online. Those found guilty of that crime face fines of $100 to $1,000. The town had already banned insulting cops and city officials. The new law is aimed at making sure Internet insults are covered as well.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Julius Grey, a constitutional lawyer, said the bylaw is an attack on freedom of speech.

“What you’re going to be having is a trial of speech every time a municipal employee or a policemen considers himself insulted. I think this is absolutely terrible,” Grey said.

Would you rather they choked or broke the neck of everyone they considered in defiance of their authority? Count your blessings, hoser.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

Why not both?

[UnCivilServant]

“There will be a $1000 (CAN) service change on your bludgeoning today. I hope you enjoyed your stay in Soviet Cunuckistan. *message repeats in broken frog-talk*”

-Quebeci police.

[UnCivilServant]

*Canuckistan.

Wow I must be tired if I screwed up my standard ribbing of canadia.

[Stephdumas]

Since it’s in Quebec, it’s “Quebecistan”. 😉

I guess we shouldn’t play this French satiric song titled “Bonjour la police” made in the late 1980s in front of them anymore. 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEx5ovtkivo

[Steve G]

Hello?
*fine*

[Snark Plissken]

Those found guilty of that crime face fines of $100 to $1,000.

$100 fine if you insult them in French, $1000 if you do it in merde Anglais.

[Gordilocks]

Doh! Beat me to it.

[Princess Trigger]

Either the town’s employees are really thin skinned – or the town’s residents/subjects are really insult-y.

[ColonelEngineer]

I’d be interested in reading a “best of” thread regardless

[Gordilocks]

Extra bonus higher fines if the online insults are not en francais.

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Popehat weighs in:

“This measure patches a gaping hole in our protection,” said Robert Riel, deputy mayor of Granby. “People felt free to insult public employees online. Now they know they can’t.” Riel ? occasionally pausing to collect himself ? described how his ability to do his job had been ruthlessly disrupted by citizens criticizing his competence, his policy choices, and his 2010 arrest for attempting sexual intercourse with an award-winning snowman in Granby’s public square during the town’s Winterlude festival.

“That snowperson was extremely realistic and provocative,” Riel added. “But my feelings are just as real.”

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

SF’d the link.

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http://popehat.com/2015/05/07/…..ial-feels/

I blame the new preview function.

[SusanM]

This all is really just a lost episode of Trailer Park Boys someone took for real, right?

[Gordilocks]

Lahey gets transferred to Quebec, Ricky finally figures out how to use the Internet.

[Monty Crisco]

That cannot be real. It MUST be parody…

[straffinrun]

I wish I lived there just so I could draw a cartoon of the mayor wearing a turbin shaped like a bomb and hang it from a highway over pass.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The highway overpass loophole. Diabolical.

[straffinrun]

Hey, it’s 100 to 1000 bucks Canadian. Have you seen the xchange rate?

[Gordilocks]

Nevermind this couche-tard mayor, that overpass plan sounds perfect for Herr Minister Harper.

[Adans smith]

So,this is Vichy Canada?

[Rufus J. Firefly]

Please allow me to weigh in…ahem….

EAT SHIT GRANBY.

[UnCivilServant]

Weak. You can do better than that.

[Steve G]

“Rack off, you dero!”
oh, wrong commonwealth

[Rufus J. Firefly]

Mange la merde et va chier?

[AlmightyJB]

Granby police and officials are all sheep fuckers and their mothers are all whores.

[Old Man With Candy]

You know who else was a sheep fucker?

[AlmightyJB]

Mohammed

[Adans smith]

Do you have a drawing?

[AlmightyJB]

=========D

[UnCivilServant]

Lord Melchett?

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

+1 Prince Ludwig the Indestructible

[Paul.]

“Her swooping swallows, her playful sheep!”

[sarcasmic]

Epi? Oh, wait. You said was, not is.

[Slammer]

Ewe?

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

*narrows gaze*

[Notorious G.K.C.]

What I like about ewes
They never judge
You do what you want with them
And they never hold a grudge

[gaijin]

Have you seen my fah-ah-ah-ah-ahther?

[Ted S.]

Nicole?

There’s a reason she’s the worst.

[AlmightyJB]

Pics?

[AlmightyJB]

Also, how did you get my trunk open?

[Slammer]

Hopefully this keeps up until people respond by not having town councils.
Ahh who am I kidding? People WANT this shit.

[Charles Easterly]

“Granby police would not comment, but did tell CBC News they were eagerly awaiting the result of Monday night’s vote.”

Eagerly.

[Cloudbuster]

Granby is one of those a**h*le French Canadian towns whose website is all in French. Even the “tourism” section. http://www.ville.granby.qc.ca

[pan fried wylie]

“Granby: for those who can’t afford to visit Real France”

[pan fried wylie]

“…pour les autres que ne pas ” ….awww, fuck it.

[UnCivilServant]

I can afford to visit the real France. The question is – why would I want to?

[pan fried wylie]

Back when it was 5francs/dollar, cheap drinks. Now? *shrug*

[Pro Libertate]

Is French a real language then and not just English spoken in a ridiculous accent? Huh.

[UnCivilServant]

French is to language what urine is to beer.

[UnCivilServant]

While I’m at it,

English is to language what frankenstein’s creature is to humans – an unholy amalgm stitched together from pieces of other tongues.

[Monty Crisco]

That’s whats soooo AWESOME about it!!

[Heroic Mulatto]

Parlez fran?ais ou d?gage d’ici!*

*The filthy poutine eaters may use a different phrase as they constant butcher the Academy’s French.

[Rufus J. Firefly]

I know. It always blows my mind how they can have a tourism website with NO English. It’s hilarious. I mean, is there target only other Quebecers?

It screams parochialism.

[UnCivilServant]

They don’t want any of that filthy anglo lucre out of spite.

[Monty Crisco]

Dunno why anyone would be surprised. Canada has NEVER had freedom of speech and never will. Christ, you can get arrested for having ANIME PORN!!! Americans don’t realize this by and large, but there are severe restrictions on speech in Canada, moreso than on guns even…

[Ichabod]

Always be sure to label your stick figure drawings as over 18. You wouldn’t want to lose your artistic privileges, citizen.

[Heroic Mulatto]

Bangladesh continues its war on bloggers.

The attack on bloggers critical of Islam has taken on a disturbing regularity in Bangladesh with yet another writer hacked to death Tuesday.

Ananta Bijoy Das, 32, was killed Tuesday morning as he left his home on his way to work at a bank, police in the northeastern Bangladeshi city of Sylhet said.

Four masked men attacked him, hacking him to death with cleavers and machetes, said Sylhet Metropolitan Police Commissioner Kamrul Ahsan.

The men then ran away. Because of the time of the morning when the attack happened, there were few witnesses. But police said they are following up on interviewing the few people who saw the incident.

“It’s one after another after another,” said Imran Sarker, who heads the Blogger and Online Activists Network in Bangladesh. “It’s the same scenario again and again. It’s very troubling.”

[Heroic Mulatto]

As an aside, I think the article might give us an excuse for a morning tipple:

He was the editor of a local science magazine, Jukti (“reason”) and wrote several books, including one work on Darwin.

Those quotation marks count, right?

[Slammer]

Jukti

P?na!!!

[Fist of Etiquette]

I just wanted to point out there’s no 7AM post and there’s no 8:30AM post. It’s not a good sign when Oliver is the only one on the stick.

[UnCivilServant]

Fisty, it disturbs me that you should be so obviously obsessed with reason‘s posting schedule. From where I sit the only thing I expect is a brickbat and the AM links, with a bad toon on fridays. I pay no attention to the timing of the other clutter, because it’s really not that important (except for the funny way they always bury the movie reviews by posting them seconds before the lynx)

[Fist of Etiquette]

Don’t come crying to me when you find out there’s a Die Hard situation happening at the Reason offices and you did nothing to help.

[UnCivilServant]

So who’s playing the german thieves? And what could reason possibly have worth stealing?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Naked-from-the-waist-down mannequins?

[Heroic Mulatto]

Well, here’s your HM links:

CNN hand-wrings over the cost of higher education with this story. In short, dude got into Tufts but couldn’t afford it, so he had to “settle” for the University of Michigan. Really? This article should be about his wise economic choice. Overall, Tufts is tied with Wake Forest as the 27th best school in the country, the University of Michigan is, wait for it, 29th overall. As a public flagship research university, it has one of the best business programs in the country and some of its engineering programs are in the top 3. Cry me a fucking river!

[Fist of Etiquette]

I’m afraid to look. Do they do any analysis of why tuition is so high?

[JPyrate]

Hey stupidyhead Canadian police, and municipal people.

Knock Knock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-M675ZTK4

[Rufus J. Firefly]

Oh my. Must I stand for all the liberties directed at my home province?

Yes. Yes I can because it richly deserves it.

Riel can kiss my ass.

[JPyrate]

Serious question. If I do not live in Granby, or live in another country, can I be fined for sending the town hall, or police station non threatening insults via e-mail ? When I read stuff like this it brings out my inner spiteful dickhead.