Brickbat: O, Canada

In Quebec, the Granby town council has voted to ban people from insulting police officers or municipal officials online. Those found guilty of that crime face fines of $100 to $1,000. The town had already banned insulting cops and city officials. The new law is aimed at making sure Internet insults are covered as well.
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Would you rather they choked or broke the neck of everyone they considered in defiance of their authority? Count your blessings, hoser.
Why not both?
"There will be a $1000 (CAN) service change on your bludgeoning today. I hope you enjoyed your stay in Soviet Cunuckistan. *message repeats in broken frog-talk*"
-Quebeci police.
*Canuckistan.
Wow I must be tired if I screwed up my standard ribbing of canadia.
Since it's in Quebec, it's "Quebecistan". 😉
I guess we shouldn't play this French satiric song titled "Bonjour la police" made in the late 1980s in front of them anymore. 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEx5ovtkivo
Hello?
*fine*
$100 fine if you insult them in French, $1000 if you do it in merde Anglais.
Doh! Beat me to it.
Either the town's employees are really thin skinned - or the town's residents/subjects are really insult-y.
I'd be interested in reading a "best of" thread regardless
Extra bonus higher fines if the online insults are not en francais.
Popehat weighs in:
SF'd the link.
http://popehat.com/2015/05/07/.....ial-feels/
I blame the new preview function.
This all is really just a lost episode of Trailer Park Boys someone took for real, right?
Lahey gets transferred to Quebec, Ricky finally figures out how to use the Internet.
That cannot be real. It MUST be parody...
I wish I lived there just so I could draw a cartoon of the mayor wearing a turbin shaped like a bomb and hang it from a highway over pass.
The highway overpass loophole. Diabolical.
Hey, it's 100 to 1000 bucks Canadian. Have you seen the xchange rate?
Nevermind this couche-tard mayor, that overpass plan sounds perfect for Herr Minister Harper.
So,this is Vichy Canada?
Please allow me to weigh in...ahem....
EAT SHIT GRANBY.
Weak. You can do better than that.
"Rack off, you dero!"
oh, wrong commonwealth
Mange la merde et va chier?
Granby police and officials are all sheep fuckers and their mothers are all whores.
You know who else was a sheep fucker?
Mohammed
Do you have a drawing?
=========D
Lord Melchett?
+1 Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
"Her swooping swallows, her playful sheep!"
Epi? Oh, wait. You said was, not is.
Ewe?
*narrows gaze*
What I like about ewes
They never judge
You do what you want with them
And they never hold a grudge
Have you seen my fah-ah-ah-ah-ahther?
Nicole?
There's a reason she's the worst.
Pics?
Also, how did you get my trunk open?
Hopefully this keeps up until people respond by not having town councils.
Ahh who am I kidding? People WANT this shit.
"Granby police would not comment, but did tell CBC News they were eagerly awaiting the result of Monday night's vote."
Eagerly.
Granby is one of those a**h*le French Canadian towns whose website is all in French. Even the "tourism" section. http://www.ville.granby.qc.ca
"Granby: for those who can't afford to visit Real France"
"...pour les autres que ne pas " ....awww, fuck it.
I can afford to visit the real France. The question is - why would I want to?
Back when it was 5francs/dollar, cheap drinks. Now? *shrug*
Is French a real language then and not just English spoken in a ridiculous accent? Huh.
French is to language what urine is to beer.
While I'm at it,
English is to language what frankenstein's creature is to humans - an unholy amalgm stitched together from pieces of other tongues.
That's whats soooo AWESOME about it!!
Parlez fran?ais ou d?gage d'ici!*
*The filthy poutine eaters may use a different phrase as they constant butcher the Academy's French.
I know. It always blows my mind how they can have a tourism website with NO English. It's hilarious. I mean, is there target only other Quebecers?
It screams parochialism.
They don't want any of that filthy anglo lucre out of spite.
Dunno why anyone would be surprised. Canada has NEVER had freedom of speech and never will. Christ, you can get arrested for having ANIME PORN!!! Americans don't realize this by and large, but there are severe restrictions on speech in Canada, moreso than on guns even...
Always be sure to label your stick figure drawings as over 18. You wouldn't want to lose your artistic privileges, citizen.
Bangladesh continues its war on bloggers.
As an aside, I think the article might give us an excuse for a morning tipple:
Those quotation marks count, right?
Jukti
P?na!!!
I just wanted to point out there's no 7AM post and there's no 8:30AM post. It's not a good sign when Oliver is the only one on the stick.
Fisty, it disturbs me that you should be so obviously obsessed with reason's posting schedule. From where I sit the only thing I expect is a brickbat and the AM links, with a bad toon on fridays. I pay no attention to the timing of the other clutter, because it's really not that important (except for the funny way they always bury the movie reviews by posting them seconds before the lynx)
Don't come crying to me when you find out there's a Die Hard situation happening at the Reason offices and you did nothing to help.
So who's playing the german thieves? And what could reason possibly have worth stealing?
Naked-from-the-waist-down mannequins?
Well, here's your HM links:
CNN hand-wrings over the cost of higher education with this story. In short, dude got into Tufts but couldn't afford it, so he had to "settle" for the University of Michigan. Really? This article should be about his wise economic choice. Overall, Tufts is tied with Wake Forest as the 27th best school in the country, the University of Michigan is, wait for it, 29th overall. As a public flagship research university, it has one of the best business programs in the country and some of its engineering programs are in the top 3. Cry me a fucking river!
I'm afraid to look. Do they do any analysis of why tuition is so high?
Hey stupidyhead Canadian police, and municipal people.
Knock Knock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-M675ZTK4
Oh my. Must I stand for all the liberties directed at my home province?
Yes. Yes I can because it richly deserves it.
Riel can kiss my ass.
Serious question. If I do not live in Granby, or live in another country, can I be fined for sending the town hall, or police station non threatening insults via e-mail ? When I read stuff like this it brings out my inner spiteful dickhead.