Friday Funnies: Hillary for Prez

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[Fist of Etiquette]

My wife announced just the other day
She campaigned to the world in the usual way
But there were interns to bang, and bills to pay
She learned to campaign while I was away
And she was pandering before I knew it, and as she campaigned
She’d say, “I’m not gonna be like you, Bill
But you know I’m gonna be like you”

[Libertarian]

OK. Top post for the day has been done. See you all tomorrow.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

Agreed – go home, folks. We are done here.

[Gordilocks]

Nice work, Fist.

[Charles Easterly]

Gold star.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Fist is a lesbian?

[Charles Easterly]

I just learned something I did not necessarily need to know.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

HET! He is Hero of the Soviet Union!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Does that term work for male lesbians?

[Dark Lord of the Cis]

I dunno. Ask Bruce Jenner.

[UnCivilServant]

Of course there are bills to pay – the off the books child support, the hush money, the blackmail, the slaver rings, the evil organization member fees…

[straffinrun]

I would love, though, to see the secret service protecting a homeless couple.

[UnCivilServant]

“Cardboard box perimeter is secure.”

[Libertarian]

I have visual contact with a guy with a match. Go! Go! Go!

[straffinrun]

*Clint Eastwood narrows gaze*

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

Nice.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

I’d prefer to see the SS agents standing in the prison watchtower or walking the yard alongside Bill and Hillary, secretly hoping they will get shanked so their awful detail could end.

[UnCivilServant]

Only if its the drunkards and the guys who failed to pay their whores who get the detail.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

So….the entirety of the Service then?

[UnCivilServant]

Well, they only get so much time out of their own cells, so the detail has to be proportionally larger for coverage.

[Inigo M.]

Evil organizations? I see her wearing these practical shoes that have a poison spike hidden in the toe. And the group’s led by Soros with his white cat. It could be called S.P.E.C.T.R.E. — Spectacularly Progressive Evil C*nts Transforming Rational Economics.

[Charles Easterly]

Nicely done, Indigo, nicely done.

*copies and pastes into word document for future plagiaristic use*

[Charles Easterly]

Indigo should have been Inigo.

I apologize, Mr. Montana, for the mistake.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

His name is Inigo Montoya, you misspelled his name, prepare to die.

[UnCivilServant]

What, you’ve never heard of Indigo Montana, the blue man of the Black Hills?

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

His rough ridin’ outlaw gang…Blue Man Group?

[Florida Man]

^this exchange….better than anything Bok has ever done.

[Loki]

I thought maybe he was referring to Tony Montana’s tranny (NTTAWWT) cousin.

[Charles Easterly]

“His name is Inigo Montoya, you misspelled his name, prepare to die.”

Yeah – not only did I misspell his first name, I misspelled his second name when making the correction. Sheesh.

Im misspelling leff an rite this mourning.

[Libertarian]

“One Dirty Little Secret To Eliminate 15 Years of Mortgage Payments”

[Slammer]

Bill’s nose is a perfect scrotum. Well done, Bok, near photo realistic.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You might want to see a doctor.

[Slammer]

The Doctor

[Lady Bertrum]

Obligatory:

Lunch Money Lewis

[straffinrun]

Shouldn’t be Bill holding that sign, it should be a Russian Uranium mining CEO.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?

[Almanian!]

I don’t get it.

Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday. I don’t have the energy for my usual tirade, so let me just wish you all dead in the foulest manner imaginable, and we’ll leave it at that.

Also….

*SLAP!!!!*

[Slammer]

“I recognize your style…Drunken Lizard…I challenge YOU!” *SRAP*

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

*blindly slaps in every direction*

[gaijin]

ow! hey, what the…

[Cdr Lytton]

It’s that narrowed gaze of his. It’s so narrow, Swissy can no longer see.

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Rich]

*slap!*

[Cdr Lytton]

LunchMoney Willie?

[PH2050]

Six figure speaking engagement fees are, like, for poor people, man.

[C. S. P. Schofield]

If I were Bill, I would be hiding in a very deep hole. Shrillary’s best hope,,so,far as I can see, is that Bill gets assassinated and she picks up the sympathy vote. Ad knowing her, I wouodn’t put it past her to arrange just that.

[Faceless Commenter]

Which reason commentatorialist first floated something like that?

Hillary Campaign Plan: At some point in the general, Bill gets sick; has a stroke or something. No one gets to see him; we just get the word. Hillary then plays the role of stoic, faithful wife and all-around strong woman, Chelsea a corresponding daughter role, and they all get to the White House on sympathy plus the assurance that Bill is now safely desexualized.

OTOH, c’mon. What percentage of Hillary’s current and future political success is Bill? Past, of course, is 100%.

[adolphowisner]

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[Inigo M.]

A Dodge Caliber? Perhaps she bought it as a replacement for her Pontiac Aztec. Aim high, eh Aunty Kayla?

[OldOllie]

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most corrupt politicians in the history of the republic by two orders of magnitude.

[Cheap Converse Trainers Sale]

So upset,I don’t get it.

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