Friday Funnies: That Sneaky Statue of Snowden

Jimmy Margulies | 4.10.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

This is acceptable.
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  This comment, on the other hand, is not
  1. Rich 10 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
      
      *slap!*
      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
        
        *slap?*
      2. Slammer 10 years ago
        
        *slappityslapslap*
        
        BDub 10 years ago
        
        CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!
Slammer 10 years ago

The NSA monitors have knobs, buttons, meters, and mesh speakers? Isn't that NASA?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  I thought one was a sub-agency of the other... I mean, isn't NSA wholly contained within NASA?
  1. Slammer 10 years ago
    
    I think you have it backwards. Isn't every agency a sub-agency of the NSA now?
  2. BiPolarMoment 10 years ago
    
    Inclusively perhaps.
  3. dudemeister 10 years ago
    
    Yes, but it is a subsequence not a substring!
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substring
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subsequence
2. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  NASholes.
  1. Entropy Void 10 years ago
    
    Nice.
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

What good is having all those TVs if they're all tuned to the same channel?
1. mad.casual 10 years ago
  
  Apparently the commentariat at the NSA thinks, "NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ" too.
Libertarian 10 years ago

Miss me yet?

/Bok
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  Who?
  
  /H&R
  1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
    
    ME!
    
    /Payne
2. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  It's only been what? Two weeks? Three? Seems like less than one.
db 10 years ago

I don't get it.
1. Slammer 10 years ago
  
  What kind of mind draws that kind of font in the speech balloon by hand?
  1. Almanian! 10 years ago
    
    Only The Shadow knows....
Libertarian 10 years ago

If covert placement of these statues become a "thing" perhaps Snowden can sneak back into the country by painting himself silver like one of those street performer statues. That is, of course, if he even wants to come back.
1. Steve G 10 years ago
  
  He doesn't. He's living the good life as a paid employee of the Russian govt!!
  /Team RED fellator
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    His commute, however - Not so good.
    1. Libertarian 10 years ago
      
      Oh puhleez. If he ain't tele-commuting, nobody is.
      1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
        
        Actually I'd think he's be most disinclined to utilize telecommunications services for anything of import or sensitivity.
2. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  Some of those silver painted street performer statues are not to be messed with.
The Hyperbole 10 years ago

If I were Dabney Coleman, I be more concerned about where bald George Wendt's right hand is, and why he's holding that clip board like that.
1. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  Ho ho ha. You got a bad mind.
John Galt 10 years ago

How did they put it the park without you knowing? It's not "in the park," dimwit. It's in a huge strip of photo negatives hanging on the wall. Duh.
1. Product Placement 10 years ago
  
  -1 Banacek
Almanian! 10 years ago

1) Julianne Margulies has fallen far since her time on "ER"
2) NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ
3) To all of you, starting with Julianne Margulies:

*SLAP!*

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you choke on a piece of chicken while laughing uproariously at what you think is one of Agile Cyborg's posts, only to realize it was someone trolling him as "Agile_Cyborg", and you slowly gasp your last breath with the realization that, in the end, you were PWND.
1. Rich 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
2. hamilton 10 years ago
  
  Happy Friday! Christ I need a drink.
  1. Almanian! 10 years ago
    
    You know, for a magazine called REASON, the drinking was better when Virginia Postrel was around....
    
    Wait...
    1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
      
      *slap!*
sarcasmic 10 years ago

I snickered.
1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
  
  I lightly guffawed.
  1. Almanian! 10 years ago
    
    I chortled, but under my breath
Almanian! 10 years ago

KFC for breakfast, bitches - champion style. Original Recipe, BTW. Mmmmm....
1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
  
  DON'T CHOKE!
  1. Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
    
    Also, fried chicken.
    1. Almanian! 10 years ago
      
      +1 orig recipe
Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago

OK, sage had enough time to comment....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cdr Lytton 10 years ago

Why is there a bulldog clip on the iPad?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  The case split at the seams and Apple said it wasn't covered under warranty.
$park? the Swifty 10 years ago

Uh, wut?
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

I don't get it. Or maybe I do but not enough to really care.
Loki 10 years ago

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another."
adolphowisner 10 years ago

My co-worker's step-sister makes $80 /hour on the laptop . She has been out of work for seven months but last month her paycheck was $21155 just working on the laptop for a few hours. find out here now
????????????????? http://www.jobsfish.com
1. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
  
  http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....people.jpg
adolphowisner 10 years ago

My co-worker's step-sister makes $80 /hour on the laptop . She has been out of work for seven months but last month her paycheck was $21155 just working on the laptop for a few hours. find out here now
????????????????? http://www.jobsfish.com
1. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
  
  http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....u-ever.jpg

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