Don't Tread On My Internet: Reason Challenges the Eternal Assault on Online Freedom
The iron-willed tenacity that Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Some Dump on the Pacific) brings to her decades-long efforts to eradicate scary information from the Web thingy deserves some sort of recognition, so we've rendered our paean to leaving the Internet the hell alone in neon, flickering, Geocities-era glory. Remember the 1990s? That's when the Internet as we know it got launched and first started offering cool ways to share information, make money, and accomplish brand-new tasks.
Politicians have been trying to screw with it ever since.
Net neutrality can really hurt poor countries, warns Mike Godwin. Then again, some totalitarian poor countries (Anthony Fisher is looking at you, Cuba) inflicted crappy Internet on themselves.
Which makes sense, because government has always been the biggest threat to the whole Internet thing, through overregulation, making it "fairer" and less sexy, breaking it outright, or snooping on our online activities.
And politicians are always looking for a new way to rip us off when they're not working with their well-connected buddies to muzzle us.
But the cool stuff just doesn't stop coming (and some of it is intended to thwart the control freaks).
So, quickly before Dianne Feinstein gets the word: Don't Tread On My Internet.
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That is...both horrifying and brilliant.
That fucking dancing baby. That horrifyingly, creepy fucking baby.
The blue ribbon campaign image did make me shed a tear for the old days.
Well, at least you have an ASCII naked chick. Respect.
Where'd all the great ASCII art disappear to?
Though it looks like the chick's left breast is expelling a stream of milk. You can even see it splashing on the ground next to her foot.
I do like the Under Construction graphic; a staple of 90s websites.
I kept trying to click on the link for this article, but the thumbnail of the deluxe pizza in the side bar was pulling the pointer towards itself.
Stomping their jackboot onto the throat of the free Internet was a reprisal by the Democrats for Americans taking away their control of Congress.
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Some Dump on the Pacific)
I guess that explains why there's no byline.
So you're saying Reason is advocating an old 1990s ideal? What next, 1776? Jeebus you guys are old.
I find these faux-90s webpages guilty...of being hilarious!
The hit counter on that page is not genuine; it is is not faux seven-segment display.
If that bugs you, don't even try looking at the image formats.
I had no idea that existed. Great stuff.
"The laugh track helps."
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Beautiful. Only thing missing are frames.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Frames NEVER EXISTED, dammit!
I nominate your "Don't Tread" page for WebPagesThatSuck.com.