Head Transplant in 2 Years, Proposes Surgeon
Better to be the donor than the recipient in this case

Italian surgeon Sergio Canavero is apparently working on plans for the first head transplant (alternatively described as a full body transplant). According to the Guardian, Canavero aims to graft a living person's head onto a donor body:
Canavero hopes to assemble a team to explore the radical surgery in a project he is due to launch at a meeting for neurological surgeons in Maryland this June.
He has claimed for years that medical science has advanced to the point that a full body transplant is plausible, but the proposal has caused raised eyebrows, horror and profound disbelief in other surgeons.
The Italian doctor, who recently published a broad outline of how the surgery could be performed, told New Scientist magazine that he wanted to use body transplants to prolong the lives of people affected by terminal diseases.
Some Chinese researchers claim to have made some progress in transplanting the heads of mice. Assuming that Canavero could keep the head alive during the operation, it is overwhelmingly likely at this point that the person would wake up attached to a paralyzed body. Still, that might be preferable to being dead.
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How about breaking the warp barrier and de-evolving into giant horny salamanders?
Shut up Winston, Voyager did not happen.
That video made me very, very happy. It's like it was made for me.
I have to admit, this one creeps the fuck out of me. And I am very hard to creep out.
I think it's awesome. Imagine a Karl Rove that can live forever.
Where do you think Jackie Gleason's body went?
Although, I suppose if you could grow a clone of yourself, and then have your head transplanted on. If they could also solve the paralysis issue, then that might be pretty cool.
Except your face would still be all saggy and your brain would still degenerate as you got old.
Maybe we should all wait for brain uploading ...
Problem with that is your clone would still be considered a person, unless you could grow one without a head or could make murder legal. Maybe find a new body for your clone's head?
Well maybe you could suppress brain development in the clone, except for the brainstem and cerebellum.
Has anybody else seen this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00.....fn_al_tt_1
Ray Miland plays this rich dude with cancer, and Roosevelt Grier plays this death-row inmate who is given a choice of dying on schedule or being the "body donor." Predictably, hi-jinx ensue.
A staple on "Dialing For Dollar$" when I was a child.
I'll go one better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BxGOdYm8U
Whether or not the film was faked, I think there's evidence that Demikhov's experiments had limited success. I see no reason that modern technology couldn't accomplish this, other than basic squeamishness/aversion to animal experimentation.
"the proposal has caused raised eyebrows, horror and profound disbelief in other surgeons"
Prompting Canavero to reply: "Those half-wits were always trying to interfere with my research! They laughed at me! But soon, we shall see who shall be laughing, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Then he returned to his research castle. His spokesman, Igor, said Canavero would not be answering any questions at this time.
Oops, he just texted me: "I am *Doctor* Canavero! I didn't spend seven years at Mad Scientist School just to have my honorific omitted!"
Dibs on Chris Hemsworth's body.
This will make it all the more frustrating when Natalie Portman is s*cking your d*ck and you can't feel it.
We should really be focusing on unlocking Erskin's original formula.
So in light of this news is it possible that ISIS isn't about Islam and is actually trying to get in on the ground floor of a new industry?
I am a big time techo geek and this is just retarded. We are approaching being able to repair, regenerate, replace and maintain organs and tissue and keep people younger and healthier potentially indefinitely, without sewing their heads onto a new body.
This Italian dude is a whack job. This is not anything that will ever gain a serious following, I don't know why everybody is not already ignoring this fluff. You'll never hear anymore about this after a little while, ever.
What if, instead of a donor body, the head was installed on an artificial, mechanical "jarvic" body. So many of our experiences come from non-brain activity, a rush of adrenaline, that gut feeling about someone, feeling punched in the nuts as you catch up on H&R posts. Without a living body, would your human brain become more "robotic"?
There ain't no fucking reason to patch heads onto donor bodies! Bodies can be made more nut punch resilient without head transplants! For instance, make ourselves into super intelligent indestructible cyborgs and ignore the now fucking impotent government! Arggghhhhhh!!!! I want to be a cyborg pirate with my own space pirate ship with warp drive.
Cyborg space pirate! Who would give you a letter of marque? What ports would you pillage? And without ample booty, how would you hold mutiny at bay? You'll end up alone in a space sloop, asking drunks for scraps of old maps so you can try to rescue your sister or aunt. Mark my words.
/sid meyer
I'll pillage every fucking port and booty, oh yeah, there's going to be lots of booty.
You just watch yourself. You'll be a wanted man. You'll have the death sentence on twelve systems
Christopher Raven, you stand accused of murdering an officer of the Spanish navy, the penalty is death!
Just make one of the Kardashian sisters your first mate. Booty problem solved!
Hell, if I'm going full cyborg, why would I want the fleshy bits of my head? My eyes? Can only see a small part of the EM spectrum. My nose? Underdeveloped sensory system. My tongue? Human speech is limiting and it's not like you'd have to eat.
IF I WRRE A CYBORG THE ONLY PART OF.ME NOT NEEDING RECONSTRU ITON 9R IMPROVEMENT WOULD BE MY DIVINE AND INCOMPARABLE COCK.
Bender: Well, I'm off to work at the restaurant. One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
Farnsworth: Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. [He gets up and heads for the door.] Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
[He walks through the door. Bender turns to the rest of the staff.]
Bender: Well, if that new guy can't handle things, gimme a call.
Does this mean I'd need affirmative consent to rub one out?
Only if you are transplanted onto a female body.
A male brain in a female body? Think we found the mythical libertarian woman.
+ 1 transsexual cyborg libertarian.
Graft my head onto Hitomi Tanaka's body and I'd spend the rest of my life masturbating in front of a mirror.
Wasn't this the plot of that last X-Files movie?
It's some seriously demented fluff is what it is. Feel free to ignore it like you'd ignore a Salon article.
Can we just go back to Wookie fashion articles?
Yes, when we can transplant a human's head onto a Wookie's body.
When this fails, Futurama's Museum of Famous Heads will begin.
Your pic and alt-text are of Young Frankenstein, Ron? Really? You didn't think The Man With Two Brains would have worked better?
Ron, Dr. Hfuhruhurr is disappoint.
Personally I would have gone with that old Soviet dog's head experiment.
They transplanted a WHITE BIGOT'S HEAD on to a SOUL BROTHER'S BODY!
The doctor blew it -- the most fantastic medical experiment of the age. And now, with the fights, the Fuzz, the chicks and the choppers...Man, they're really in deeeep trouble!
I have a blank check for you. Produce this film.
I WOULD KICKSTART THAT
maybe if it was a German scientist. But Fix It Again Tony? You're just asking for problems.
It could revolutionize the sex change industry.
P.S. Fuck the FCC!
that should be included in every internet comment from now on.
and fuck the FCC!
FCC, kiss my front butt!
I want you to put Felix's penis on me.
Do they propose having the spinal cord tag along to to piggyback connections farther down ?
I Will Fear No Evil is actually one of my favorite Heinlein books.
p.s. Fuck the FCC