Friday Funnies: This is Brian Williams Reporting

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Williams' story of peril finally comes true as the Amish fire a SAM that detonates near his helicopter's tail boom.

[John Galt]

Never underestimate the Amish mafia.

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[Lord Humungus]

Blowjob factory?

[Bean Counter]

How would you package that?

[Loki]

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[some guy]

This is just terrible. Of all the ways to portray a liar as a liar, you choose this? Am I missing something? Did Brian Williams start out as a traffic reporter in rural Pennsylvania or something?

[Ted S.]

It all began at a 5,000-watt station in Fresno....

[Charles Easterly]

Ted quotes Ted.

+ 1 Teddy Award

[AlmightyJB]

It's what we call "phoning it in"

[John Galt]

This is Brian Williams Reporting that Hillary and I have just landed under heavy sniper fire.

[Chumby]

Colonel David Hunt was in charge of her visit and consistently talks about Hillary's lying about it.

[C. Anacreon]

I think he often refers to Hillary as if she were his brother Mike.

[Slammer]

Why does the helicopter have a huge pubic bush?

[John Galt]

Why do you have to drag Bush into everything?

[John Galt]

Sex sells?

[Lord Humungus]

but who's buying? /Megadeth

[John Galt]

Last wife enjoyed rubbing one off for Dave Mustaine.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

One person on CNN defended Williams yesterday and then promptly got destroyed by every other person on his network.

If only they did their job and treated those who "misremember" in government with the same zeal.

[John Galt]

One person on CNN defended Williams yesterday and then promptly got destroyed by every other person on his network.

CNN most likely has more than a few dishonest beings nervously hoping the Williams thing doesn't spread too far.

[Drax the Destroyer]

You guys ever see that clip from 'Girls' in which Alison Williams was getting her ass eaten out spliced with that awful crow squawking she did during that Peter Pan madness on ABC? Hilarious.

Notice, I said 'clip' and not show. No one should watch that.

[invisible furry hand]

but if that clip were the entire show you'd buy the box set

[Drax the Destroyer]

Yes. Yes I would.

[Rich]

*slap!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Lord Humungus]

Now now, I won't have any slapping around here. Not on my watch. *harumph*

[An Innocent Man]

Heh,heh, you said "box."

[Ted S.]

No. Why the fuck would I watch clips from Girls

[Bean Counter]

No link?

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

OK, the world returns to normal! THAT is the Bok I remember...awful.

My Swiss masters are flogging pretty hard today, so I will be rowing as hard as I can... see you all next week!

[Ted S.]

Which rurrcency will you be breaking?

[Ted S.]

Or currency; I haven't had my morning pot of coffee yet.

[Lord Humungus]

lacist!

[Rich]

"You call *that* a puddle?!"

OK, Sir -- Work hard, be happy.

[Rich]

Williams took Sergeant Major Tim Terpak, who just retired with three bronze stars, to a New York Rangers hockey game, where the vet was honored with a standing ovation by some 18,000 people at Madison Square Garden. In honoring Terpak, Williams told the story of his helicopter being hit by an RPG

Serious question: What does Terpak have to say about all this?

[Mr. Soul]

the lying I can get over. His being a Rangers fan is gonna take some time.

[Palin's Buttplug]

Wow, did Obama unleash a fury of wingnut outrage when he mentioned the barbaric history of Christianity/Catholocism.

Was it mentioned here? Any of you peanuts know? I was busy yesterday.

[Charles Easterly]

What are you typing about?

[Palin's Buttplug]

This:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-g.....of-christ/

10,000 comments. The wingnut social media went into a collective conniption fit.

[Drake]

He used vague enough language to be technically correct while banking on the Left's incorrect belief that the Crusades were all wars of aggression.

[Palin's Buttplug]

Well, the wingnut outrage was because he didn't condemn Islam when he had the chance. Instead he engaged in a bit of historical perspective they cannot allow.

[PM]

Isn't it funny how the hordes of crypto-Republican wingnuts that haunt this site never seem to know what's going on in the Republican wingnut scene until Bo or Shreeek, who ostensibly loathe such people, arrive to point it out?

[JPyrate]

Except he did.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/09.....s-madness/

[Greg Gutfelt's Nutpunch]

Isn't that just him condemning inter-Islam conflict?

As far as I'm concerned I see this as Obama saying "unite against the west".

Show me Obama condemning Islam when they are in conflict with Jews or the West.

[Mike M.]

What's sad is that the traditional purpose of the National Prayer Breakfast is to be a positive event to try and bring people of different faiths together, and that is how normal presidents have always treated it from the beginning.

This hateful, vile jerk is the only one who sees it as yet another opportunity to deliver his stern lectures, and divide people and pit them against each other.

[Mr. Soul]

cause he's a christophobe.

[Charles Easterly]

"10,000 comments. The wingnut social media went into a collective conniption fit."

I listened to what I think was the relevant portion of the president's lecture and heard him criticize the "misuse" of any religion, so I suppose the "conniption fits" were in great part fueled by partisanship/team loyalty.

Unfortunately, these types of responses are all too common in our nation, regardless of which party the responders favor.

[SugarFree]

And for the 80th day running, shrike fails to break his neck while trying to lick his own asshole.

[Lord Humungus]

Hope springs eternal.

[Loki]

My cousin Walter broke his neck while trying to suck his own cock.

[Bones]

Well? Did he cum or what?

[Mike M.]

You were busy waiting to get your approved talking points for your fellow lefty JournoList, but none were forthcoming.

[Libertarian]

Our friend Mr. Butterfield is in the news again:

"Senator Paul is using the issue of civil forfeitures to block a well-qualified federal prosecutor from heading the Department of Justice," said CBC Chairman G.K. Butterfield (D-N.C.) in a statement. "Senator Paul also has the audacity to suggest that Loretta Lynch should have more concern for people living in poverty.

"The Congressional Black Caucus recognizes Senator Paul's unfounded argument as nothing but an excuse to keep an African American legal scholar from holding this high position, and we directly call on him and Republicans to allow the nomination of Loretta Lynch to proceed to an up or down vote in the Senate," he added.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-.....opposition

[Rich]

"The Congressional Black Caucus recognizes Senator Paul's unfounded argument as nothing but an excuse to keep an African American legal scholar from holding this high position"

Excuse me, Congressman, but don't you mean "an *uppity* African American legal scholar"?

[Libertarian]

"Paul also has the audacity"

This is a dog whistle, isn't it? He means that Paul cannot understand poor, black people, because he is white.

"Paul's unfounded argument as nothing but an excuse to keep an African American legal scholar from holding this high position"

Incredible. He's accusing Paul of blatant racism and discrimination.

[Charles Easterly]

Now, now, "Libertarian", as you and I both know fully well, the senator from Kentucky cannot possibly object to the candidate based on her public statements and actual record. It must be racism.

(In reality I agree with your assessment.)

[OneOut]

What's incredible about it ?

It's just par for the course.

[AlmightyJB]

Wow

[mad.casual]

Senator Paul is using the issue of civil forfeitures to block a well-qualified federal prosecutor from heading the Department of Justice,

I assume they have they run out of well-qualified prosecutors and they need another.

[Ron]

That actually sounds like the Sacramento NBC station this morning Feb 6. they are expecting rain, a little rain, yet they have positioned six reporters at different locations so they can report on all the chaos that they hope will ensue. Talk about stupid waste of time and money.

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[pronomian]

Brian Williams remembers katrina:

What I meant to say that the helicopter I was flying had to deviate because of insurgent gun fire and motor attacks and it was during this deviation that I saw dead bodies floating due in the french quarter, then the prop wash caused flood water to go into my mouth and I got dysentery. Yea, that's what happened.

[OneOut]

The French quarter where Williams was "reporting" from is a relatively high piece f ground and did not flood during Katrina I have been told.

[OneOut]

The French quarter where Williams was "reporting" from is a relatively high piece f ground and did not flood during Katrina I have been told.

[Jayburd]

The bodies could have been Chris Kyle's victims.

[Code Ronin]

That is not funny!