Friday Funnies: Workplace Violence
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Totally worth the wait.
Seconded!
Ooo! Edgy, Chip!
I don't get it.
Naaaaaaah. Bok's best work, for serious. This is good.
Holy fuck, what did I just say!!!???
Well, the world is already upside down, what with Friday "Funnies" appearing after noon Eastern. Why not have an actual...I won't say "funny", but pretty "on target". (TRIGGER WARNING!)
Good job, Bok. Hope everyone chokes on their own spit and has a heart attack from coughing so hard to get it out. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.
That is very....good. Fuck.
*SLAP!*
*SLAP*
By the way Bok, that IS good. Not technically "funny" but damn appropriate. That one from Investors Daily is also excellent.
Needz moar labelz on timez!
The more I look at it the more I like it.
I do think it's good.
http://www.the-american-intere.....acks-baga/
Boko Haram Islamists killed 2,000 people this week. Genocided an entire village.
Didn't we already neutralize them with a vicious hashtag attack?
+1 pen not mightier than the sword
I watched 25 minutes of White House Down last night, and President Willie Beamen tried to prove otherwise, in quite literal fashion. It seemed to not go well for him, but the film was retarded so it all worked out in the end, with the old white guys with defense industry ties getting what they had coming.
I tried to forget the movie entirely and you went and reminded me of it, you bastard.
It's supposed to be "penis, mightier than the sword".
I'll take "Swords" for $400, Alex.
I heard the supporters of said genocide could only be a tiny fraction of a percent of the population. You can imagine my surprise when I came across the fact that 34% of Nigerian Muslims believe suicide bombings are often or sometimes justified. The good news is that about 79% of Nigerian Muslims have a very unfavorable view of Boko Haram, the bad news is that 21% have either a favorable view, somewhat unfavorable or don't know.
That is all rather disturbing, but doesn't really address how anyone feels about the sacking of that town. Be interesting to see if opinions of Boko Haram change. I'm not too hopeful, but I like to maintain a little optimism that people aren't completely fucked.
Ramirez comes through too.
http://www.nationalreview.com/slideshows/365949?=0
Actually Investors Daily, but NR did reprint it.
I guess we're not all Charlie Hebdo.
Why is Chef Boyardee doing standup? Shouldn't he be making some pasta?
Coffee is for closers, Bok! Get your toon in before slurping that delicious black nectar.
Heck yes well done.
Throughout all of this I have been left wondering, what if every paper in the nation ran the old Dutch Mohammed picture. How powerful would that be? Too bad too much of the "press" (they've truly earned the quotes) are lily livered pussies.
Nah, quotes aren't needed. They are definitely the press, they are just lousy journalists. Don't fall for the conflation of "press" with serious professional journalism.
Listen to me and you shall hear, news hath not been this thousand year:
Since Herod, Caesar, and many more, you never heard the like before.
Holy-dayes are despis'd, new fashions are devis'd.
Bok drew a terrific cartoon!
Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down.
Not bad, Bok.