A.M. Links: Masked Gunmen Attack Office of Satirical Newspaper in France, Opium Production Hits Record High in Afghanistan, French Fries Shortage in Venezuela
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Tumblr At least 12 people were killed when masked gunmen attacked a satirical newspaper in Paris.
- Mexico's president, Enrique Peña Nieto, says his government is preparing to provide Mexicans living illegally in the United States with documentation to prove they have resided there since 2010, and allowing them to request birth certificates without returning to Mexico. President Obama, in turn, asked Nieto to help stem the flow of illegal immigrants across the border.
- The FBI is looking for a balding white male they call a "potential person of interest" after a home-made explosive device was set off near the NAACP headquarters in Colorado Springs. No one was injured.
- Opium growers in Afghanistan set a new record for growing opium in 2014.
- Kurdish fighters killed 41 ISIS militants in the Kurdish-majority city of Kobane in Syria.
- A suicide bomber entered a police station in Istanbul, killing a police officer and herself. A leftist militant group claimed responsibility.
- McDonald's restaurants in Venezuela have run out of French fries because of a shortage of potatoes (among many other things).
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At least 12 people were killed when masked gunmen attacked a satirical newspaper in Paris.
In their defense, Religion of Peace may not have a French translation.
Hello.
At least what?
Religion de Assassiner?
Do you know the etymology of the word "assassin"?
Yes.
You see? Drugs make you kill people.
/satisfied smirk
/prohibitionist
Hilariously, there's a lot of evidence that they didn't smoke hashish and the name was more meant as an insult ('hashishi' basically means you're a poor mob who smokes shitty drugs).
It comes from a dictionary editor in bed with his wife. He missed twice before he finally got the right hole.
Psst. Don't tell "liberals" that their 1st Amendment freedoms are protected by the 2nd Amendment. They will sh1t their pants.
They were just fighting back against Western imperialism, I suppose?
yes, it's always shocking when Islam is connected to terror, I mean to man-caused disaster.
I thought they didn't allow guns in France. Except maybe shotguns for farmers. The shotgun loophole must be closed!
With France's strict gun laws, how could this possibly have happened???
The article I read said they yelled "Joseph Smith is Great" while shooting the place up.
At least
...
Best. AM. Link. Ever.
At *the very* least.
...
At most
At least Reason got the links up on time
Too early to smoke up and slack off.
At least
You got me to pour lemon juice on my monitor to see if there was invisible font, just like you set out to do.
Can I borrow some? I want to see the message!!!!! And it had better not be "drink more Ovaltine"!
It was " Fist won't have something witty to say about this."
I prefer Ellipsetine myself.
There's no sugarcoating it: this Morning Link could have contained more elaboration.
If you like whatever that morning link was going to say, you can keep it. Period.
McDonald's restaurants in Venezuela have run out of French fries because of a shortage of potatoes (among many other things).
Can't they just do what Mickey Dee's does here and mold the grease into french fry shape?
The fries at Micky D's are inferior food that the people shouldn't have wanted.
French fries from an American fast food chain? Obviously a bourgeois symbol of capitalism that the true revolutionary is glad to be rid of.
WTF- they're the best item on the menu.
Besides the double QP.
Questionable Parfait?
Quartz particulate.
Quantum Penitence
Quarterly Penaltax?
Can they get lard in Venezuela?
Here's an old Soviet joke once told by Ronald Reagan.
An American, Polish, and Russian dog are hanging out.
American Dog: When I get hungry, I bark and someone gives me meat.
Polish Dog: What is meat?
Russian Dog: What is bark?
Bark is what your wife does as I'm feeding her sausage.
"I was playing Lion Tamer....your wife growls and I give her some meat."
How can that be? It's a socialist utopia. Everything is done with fairness there. Why are they running out of potatoes?
Peru cut them off?
It is fair. If not everyone can have more potatoes than they can eat, the fair thing to do is to deny everyone potatoes (except the rulers, but you're not supposed to notice that).
Fairness.
Now the imperialist scum are conspiring to deny the good people of Venezuela fried potatoes. Where does it need? These fast food restaurants need to be nationalized at once.
You're all reading this wrong. The People's Government of Venezuela has taken measures to protect the public health of its beloved people by keeping out the unhealthy, capitalist fare.
If nobody has potatoes, then what could be fairer?
Communist: Potatoes? We can eat those? I thought it was soap!
Kulaks. Oh, and hoarders.
I guess all Latvian jokes are now Venezuelan jokes.
Opium growers in Afghanistan set a new record for growing opium in 2014.
The cloud of drug-suspicion surrounding this record will probably mean they'll never get voted into the Hall of Fame.
"They tested positive for opiates"
Opium growers in Afghanistan set a new record for growing opium in 2014.
Proof that peace and security is good for the free market?
"At least" what?
Exactly.
"At least" they got rid of the link so late arrivers won't be in on the ridicule.
The FBI is looking for a balding white male
Reason commentariat goes into hiding
I still have a full head of hair, thank you very much. 😉
As do I.
Hair Club?
And I'm white as a lily.
I like you, Hiawatha. You have a good sense of humor.
Thanks Tonio. 🙂 Humor is a good coping strategy for the awful news dished out every day.
John Boehner, meanwhile, is orange as a tiger lily.
Whiter than Elizabeth Warren?
Is that possible?
Mine is starting to go, but I'm tall so nobody can actually see it.
Keep telling yourself that. Children aren't pointing at your comb-over and laughing.
It's true. On a completely unrelated note, does anybody know who makes the best razor for shaving your head?
There was this French company, Guillotin - closest shave possible.
Hey, I'm not white.
Fun police! Council orders cafe to rip out cubby house because neighbours complained that the kids make too much noise
Caf? was furthered ordered to "Get off my lawn!"
Maybe the cafe should tell ISIS the neighbors drew blasphemous cartoons?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....story.html
Neat!
Higher-end cars already have this. Can't wait for it to trickle down to lower end models over the years.
That's due to happen any day now. It has been since the eighties.
You mean like cheap fusion, or Voyager leaving the solar system?
COLD FUSION IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, YOU'LL SEE!
/Tech mag
If they can get the focal distance pushed out to ten yards then it will be safer, particularly for older drivers with presbyopia.
"Safety" advocates say everything is a problem.
It's not necessarily a problem if the focus of the HUD items are basically at infinity. Keep the text to a minimum and you can put a fair number of symbols up there without it being distracting.
So, am I the only person who hates this crap and wants a car just to be a car?
As far as I'm concerned, Japanese cars from the 90s were perfect and they should have just stuck with that.
As long as it has intermittent wipers I'm happy.
^^This. I enjoy driving. Music is as much distraction as needed.
I hate driving, when's my self-driving car coming?
This. Although I like open road driving. For about 30 minutes.
I don't love driving, but I prefer driving to being a passenger.
No, there are plenty of other curmudgeons here.
If by "car" you mean a fully automated and operational battlestation, no.
I do, too. All the driver "aids" (collision avoidance, etc.) just make people complacent and lazy. I predict that the current generation of such aids will lead to zero reductions in accidents.
I think there is a wide gap between a fully autonomous vehicle, and one that requires the driver to constantly pay sufficient attention to actually driving to be safe. That gap is a very dangerous place, and car makers are trying to put their cars right in the middle of it.
This is provably true. Past safety features have allowed people to drive faster, balancing out the risk.
That's why we need full metal automation. Then high-speed highways, then flying cars, then. . .THE FUTURE!
And that doesn't even address maintenance of these driver aids and doo-dads. A lot of car makers don't have very good records of making electronics that don't break. And a lot of car owners don't keep up with maintenance very well.
Hell, I'm still trying to figure out why anyone wants a phone that does more than make calls.
HUD have been used in fighter jets for decades and have been proven useful and safe. The C-17 has a HUD. Designed right, they will be useful for cars.
I think the safety advocates are nuts.
I think the safety advocates are nuts.
Next you'll tell me that the DUI limit should be lowered to .05 and that the speed limit should never be above 55.
55C, maybe.
This reminds me of something Han Solo said (I just rewatched Star Wars): She'll make point five past light speed." Isn't that a bit slow for interstellar travel? That coupled with the parsecs business makes me wonder if Han Solo just ran some sort of VR simulator.
I think Han doesn't know anything about space travel and Chewbacca ran the technical side of things.
So he's more of the sales rep. for Millennium Falcon LLC. Makes some sense.
"Sure Jabba. We'll get your cargo there. On time and guaranteed. I promise. We're also fully insured. Don't worry about a thing."
Just like dealing with every other account manager. I wish liquid carbonate was an acceptable means of contract enforcement generally.
It explains so much.
Not much science fiction gets interstellar travel right. For one thing, they never account for the relativity of time.
If you account for general relativity, you don't even need FTL travel. If you can move at arbitrarily close to the speed of light, you can get anywhere in any amount of time you want (measured from your frame of reference). OF course when you get there everyone will be dead.
*perks up*
/MADD
Actually, my sisters '96 Pontiac Grand Prix has a HUD display.... It's not really sophisticated, it just displays speed, rpm, etc.
HUD display
does she have to use a PIN number?
Ha, Facebook alerts.
"Look, honey, your mother 'liked' that stop sign. Oh, wait..."
The FBI is looking for a balding white male they call a "potential person of interest" after a home-made explosive device was set off near the NAACP headquarters in Colorado Springs.
Does he have a bad ticker and a penchant for shooting his friends in the face?
THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!
/Cheney
I thought he was on a quest to search the worlds golf cources to find the missing Iraqi WMD's?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....quest.html
They're no longer accepting comments on this article. I wonder why.
OBEY OR DIE!!!111!!!
Doesn't look like the dashcam actually caught whatever the corpse-to-be did to deserve a good shootin'.
Shame. All we have to go on is the officer's word. Which is to say, we'll never know what happened (or didn't).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....arren.html
Way too skinny for John.
Damn it, sarcasmic! Where's the thigh-gap trigger warning?
What a body. Wow.
What did she do to her lips?
Haven't seen the pic but collagen injections in the lips are big (SWIDT) with some women. They think it makes them look kissable and pouty; in reality it makes them look deformed. If the procedure is overdone the lips start to resemble another bodily opening, and a badly distended one at that.
Like this (SFW)?
Quack Quack
Eeeeew!
I'm not seeing anything wrong with her lips? She's always had 'pouty' lips.
I don't know if she did anything. It's not like her lips were small to begin with, her bottom lip looks the same, and in pictures where she's not grimacing from staring into the sun she looks normal.
Jessica Alba shows off her killer figure in two sexy bikinis during family holiday in Mexico
Charles Manson had a killer figure, too.
*narrows gaze*
She does nothing for me. I just can't believe there's anybody home behind those eyes.
McDonald's restaurants in Venezuela have run out of French fries because of a shortage of potatoes (among many other things).
Yep. If there's no TP you don't want those fries, um, running out.
...if you get my meaning.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....vator.html
He was charged with discharging a firearm in city limits, reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon, as well as what? He's a cop? Oh. No charges were filed.
The gun was aiming for his wife and he bravely intercepted the bullet.
LOL.
On a serious note, I'm waiting for progressives to start the "see, even a cop can't handle his gun properly" argument.
Yeah, right. These are often the same people who at the same time hold that 1. the police are horribly racist, brutal and authoritarian and 2. only the police can be entrusted with guns and the use of force to protect us.
And 3. the police are all expert marksmen who put Delta Force operators to shame.
I'm actually with them on that one.
So. Ban guns for cops is next in line for idiot progs?
They nearly did that in New York with the "SAFE" act. They passed it in such a rush that the 7-round limit for pistols did not include an exemption for cops.
I'm for that. Well, on duty. Off, they should be allowed to carry like anyone else.
Cops on duty or off duty should have to live with the same gun laws that are passed for the little people. Gun restrictions would fall off the books like dominoes.
And this is going to show up in the "officers shot in the line of duty" stats.
For sure.
It's a war out there.
OUR BRAVE BLUE HEROES ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!
Well, they need to find it 'in line of duty', otherwise he won't get his lifetime disability pension.
+75%
Cops are on duty 24/7. I mean, "off-duty" cops do cop shit all the time that would be illegal for a mere serf to do, and get away with it.
This will definitely show up in the stats as the equivalent of getting gunned down by AQ crack dealers.
I've been told these are the people with guns everyone wants when something bad happens.
Shouldn't he be charged with a hate crime since he shot a police officer?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I mean, it sucks for that franchise owner, but who the fuck didn't see this shit coming?
Damn, they've gotten even worse since I was last there in October.
What were doing in Utopia? Are you CIA, trying to destabilize a noble social justice experiment?
He is either a wrecker, kulak, hoarder or splitter.
Welding/metal fabrication on oil infrastructure.
It's falling apart. The pipelines and pumps in the Lake are almost totally unsalvageable, leaks are everywhere. It really reminds me of the stories I've heard about some of the Soviet pipelines in Siberia that were designed with an expected 25% loss rate, which has turned much of the Siberian taiga into tar pits. Lake Maracaibo has slicks everywhere, on top of garbage rafts that are measurable in square miles.
I went 3 times in 2014. I only went because my former employer paid me LOTS OF MONEY to go.
So you are combination of wrecker AND kulak!
Environmental paradise, courtesy of our forward thinking socialist friends.
In other McDonald fries news -
A couple of weeks ago the Japanese were rationing fries due to longshoremen problems in west coast docks.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....mcdonalds/
Now their finding teeth in them.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/hu.....1420625640
You're only supposed to find eyes in potatos!
Boo!
I must respectfully disagree.
*applause*
They were eye teeth. Feel better?
Now their what is finding teeth in them?
Pet tentacle monsters.
I'm also reminded of this (possibly apocryphal) story.
I can't be the only who imagines a bunch of kids buying a ton of fries then all going to their own homes to post pictures of the fries to twitter so the people they were just with can see them on twitter.
Only in America, folks. Sophisticated Europeans have avoided this fate because of strong gun control, equally strong hate-speech laws, and belief in diversity.
Obviously more gun/speech/diversity laws are needed.
Diversity in gun speech?
"You can say guns are bad, or REALLY bad."
*BLAM*
*RAT TAT TAT*
"PEW*
Naturally.
Tanya Cohen to the rescue:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/tany.....n-america/
I forget who posted this in the pm links.
There was much speculation yesterday as to whether this was satire (hint: a link would have helped). Having now read (most of) the article, I conclude it's not.
I don't think that it is either.
Come on. She says hate speech should carry a penalty of 25-life. It can't be serious.
Irish, people DO believe this!
I think the money comment from yesterday was that it was too long and strident to be satire.
Also, what Rufus said. They really do believe in thoughtcrime.
Obvious and heavy-handed satire is obvious and heavy-handed.
Still 100% positive that's satire.
It must be, that article is basically the speech equivalent of "A Modest Proposal" by Swift.
I think it must be too. Though you never know. There are no other articles by the author to compare it to.
I google searched her name and all I've found other than that article is that there's a literary agent with the same name.
Plus, the pretentiously named Thought Catalog site appears to be for lefty creative-types. Were it a conservative- or liberty-oriented site I might believe satire.
So, either sincere or an awesome troll.
Her bio says "Human rights activist and writer." I'm afraid it isn't satire.
It's funny that the article cites this:
No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.
Seems almost like that would rule out hate speech laws, not require them.
She notes the conflict and that it might be "abused."
President Obama, in turn, asked Nieto to help stem the flow of illegal immigrants across the border.
Yeah! Make the Mexicans build the fence!
"It would cost less!"
Those sections that did get built used illegals as labor (subcontractor of a subcontractor).
Of course it did. Effectively, nothing gets built here without illegals.
I just had this weird vision of Romans saying the same thing on their blogs about their Germanic immigrants.
Gallici trans-alpina eunt Domum!
Murum aries attigit.*
* Disclosure: This is a new one for me--got it from JW.
allowing them to request birth certificates without returning to Mexico.
I recommend the long-form for any prospective presidential candidates.
Here in NJ a cop is fired and has his pension reduced for falsifying audits.
http://www.nj.com/politics/ind.....ry_package
Great - police accountability.
But...
Four cops who beat the fuck out of guy for complaining about a bar are not punished or disciplined. And the state pays off their victim.
http://www.nj.com/sussex-count.....ry_package
masked gunmen
Were they wearing hoodies?!?
OK Sooners ones, yes.
""""his government is preparing to provide Mexicans living illegally in the United States with documentation to prove they have resided there since 2010"""
I bet if I hand a Mexican government offical $5 they will provide me with documination that I am Mexican and have been living illegally in the US.
That would beat the hell out of Chuck Schumer's exit tax!
Probably a higher charge now, but yeah.
I'm reposting because they are worth a look:
12 fuck-you covers from Charlie Hebdo
The situation in France is worse than let on. The hatred among groups is real - particularly between native Frenchmen and Muslims. It's pretty much the same elsewhere. I can't see this ending well.
I was a bit startled about how it is starting to boil over in Germany...but it has been some time since I left, so things have obviously not gone...well.
No worries, they're way chill about racial and religious differences in Germany.
Ja, nat?rlich!
Maybe they can work out their differences together... In some sort of retreat setting... Go camping, perhaps?
maybe Merkel was onto something with her quaint notion of multiculturalism not working out.
I pretty much remain in contact with native Europeans mostly in Britain, Spain, Holland, France and Italy and they all paint pretty much similar stories.
It's all shit stained.
Giacomo Lahey?
IIRC, the difference is that most of the Muslims in Germany are skilled Turkish Guest-Workers who work in automobile factories, etc. In France the typical Muslim is an uneducated North African who lives in government housing and can't get a job because of discrimination.
They can get jobs. In my experience, it's just that 90% of those jobs consist of standing by the Eiffel Tower and yelling at tourists to try and get them to buy your trinkets.
Unfortunately, it doesn't do much for social mobility.
France is officially colour-blind. Unofficially, the policy is to pay welfare to the kids of migrants from the Maghreb and keep them in shitty banlieus. And it doesn't help that really tough dismissal laws make employers very risk-averse when it comes to hiring
That's what I actually meant, jobs with potential for advancement, etc. Thanks Irish.
The Gastarbeiter were Turks who did/do work...I think the more recent arrival,s who are being protested,are not quite so...motivated.
Germany is not immune.
can't get a job because of discrimination.
Well, that and stupid French labor laws that make it difficult for anyone to get a job.
Frederick County (Maryland) Councilcritter Kyle Delauter tells reporter she needs his permission to mention his name in news articles. Doesn't get First Amendment, doesn't understand Streisand Effect, doesn't realize implications of being a public figure and gets mocked by the internet.
KIRBY Delauter. Crap.
Good thing you corrected - I was about to mercilessly mock and innocent man!
I can get how you mock people, but how do you innocent them?
You employ typos!
Stop mocking me!
At least we document the typos we employ!
+1 eVerify
All hail Kirby Delauter, the King of Derp!
What's the annual wool production in Kirby Delauter's county?
3 bags full?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
The next question is, how involved with his county's wool production is Kirby Delauter?
In other Muslim news: FBI raises stakes in hunt for man wanted in '08 killing of daughters
has brown eyes, black hair, and possibly a thick moustache. He is known to frequent diners and restaurants like IHOP and Denny's and smokes Marlboro Lights 100s cigarettes. Authorities say he may be working as a taxi driver
*Again* with the profiling!
Are you talking to me?
Finally! As a balding white male myself, I can tell you that we are almost never a "person of interest" on OKCupid or in the rest of life.
Bitch Niggas running our public schools!
http://thevane.gawker.com/angr.....1677837740
I'm going to try to use 'bitch niggas' in conversation today.
Lemme know how it works out.
Snow Day 'Fuckery'
Nice band name.
Oh sure, the district is nice enough to realse the lot of them and they respond with this shit. Kids today.
This Vibrator Syncs With Your Smart Watch
I met Brian and Suki at a hotel bar on the Las Vegas strip where the jovial couple excitedly told me about their latest innovation, passing me the slender vibe and firing it up in my hands
SUKI?! I though she was DEAD!
Does the writer know where that "slender vibe" has been?
Gah!
Inside Slenderman's girlfriend
Hitler's drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people ? it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.
"Since they have gone it is all peaceful again. Peace reigns supreme on the farm. Despite these problems, I have no regrets at all."
You know who else ?. Oh, never mind!
Frank Sinatra?
no, regrets - he had a few.
Ture, even though he did it his way.
But then again, too few to mention.
And those sausages really repeat on you too!
It's roughly half of any herd turned into sausage annually?
I think it's more then that.
You keep about 1 bull for every 20 cows. Ever year you sell off the cows who won't produce calves anymore, plus all the yearling steers.
Goose-stepping cows?
a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.
They say that as though it's a bad thing.
Yeah, I saw a documentary about that on the War and Nazi Shit Channel.
Something about creating a game preserve filled with "Germanic" beasts of lore in Eastern Poland.
+1 Auroch
+1 spotted dick
He sent Nazi cows to concentration camps?
Sausages, not lampshades!
If you have access to the Smithsonian channel...one of my favorites!...there's an excellent documentary in rotation on the Heck brothers and their experiments to revive extinct species, although the show sports the curious title: "Nazi Jurassic Park."
Politico Op-ed co-written by Charles Koch.
Don't listen - it's a trap! He's like a siren singing sweet social-justice tunes to lure innocent progressives onto the rocks of libertarianism!
A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series
I've got a friend who is a lesbian, except she says that if she had the chance, she would totally fuck Rob Gronkowski.
So Gronksexual is a thing apparently.
The reviews are hilarious...
10/10, would masturbate to again.
Now normally-sheepish Leigh can't stop thinking about it. She'd never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she'll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!
Is Lacey Noonan a pen name of yours?!
The author of I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her shows her versatility, eh?
Stole my whole shtick. I'm so jelly you could spread me on toast.
Let her sell a debased version to the masses. The man who conceived the pleasure pits of Cleveland is a taste best left to connoisseurs
You really need to include Padma Lakshi in this. If you watched Top Chef a couple weeks ago, you would have seen her practically get on her knees in front of him.
Snowpiercer or Nebraska? Both are on Netflix and I'm trying to choose one to watch later.
Is Snowpiercer any good? I've noticed it in Netflix but never heard anything about it before then.
That's what I'm trying to find out. I heard it was supposed to be a little noticed but pretty good sci fi film. On the other hand there's Nebraska. I liked Sideways and Election but couldn't stand About Schmidt.
I was asking the general population, but if you watch it, please provide a review.
I enjoyed "Snowpiercer" very much. It's a bit of a different take on the dystopian future movies and gritty as hell. And there are no good guys in this one.
Thanks, I'm leaning that way.
And it has a big effing train, right?
Yep, big effing train in a frozen wasteland that was Earth. The poor bastards in the back of the train, tired of eating black-jello protein blocks, decide to fight their way to the front of the train to have a chat with Ed Harris. *Spoiler Alert* Minor rules infractions are punished by having an arm forced out a porthole until it freezes solid. Hilarity ensues when said frozen limb is smashed with a sledge hammer.
I enjoyed Nebraska. It's not a great movie that you will kick yourself for not seeing, but it's a fun little story.
SP Was dumb as fuck.
I watch a lot of dumb shit but that was dumb. If I were you I would watch Titan A.E. again before watching Snowpiercer.
So this is one vote against, am I reading this right?
I sometimes have trouble speaking my mind.
I've heard a lot of people praise Snowpiercer as one of last year's best films. I've also gathered that it may be too ridiculous for some people. I've been meaning to check it out.
I'd also check out Don Hertzfeldt's "It's Such a Beautiful Day," which Netflix seems to be promoting. If you're into animated surrealism.
SP is a heavy handed, silly premise, dystopia. I didn't like it because it was too simple and juvenile in its approach. The end was OK but the beat over the head moral dilemmas were too much. I prefer more realistic moral dilemmas. I really enjoyed Interstellar. But I like physics more than trains. I also enjoyed ScyFy's Ascension. Granted it had its problems but for the most part the moral dilemmas were interesting and handled well...plus boobies...it always comes back to boobies.
I was bored to tears by Snowpiercer. Nebraska has Bruce Dern; nuff said, watch that.
The college football playoffs are to blame for a whole new class of victims needing our assistance:
"Ohio State to push for family travel assistance"
[...]
""My concern, and I think I'm probably going to address it again, is what are we doing for these (families)? Are we going to get their families to Dallas? We should," Meyer said."
http://www.foxsports.com/ohio/.....ame-010415
You can callously turn the page, or you to can be one of the many who contribute so strangely-painted people can bang sticks together in Texas!
Which will it be, you hard-hearted libertarians?
It seems to me that if the college and the NCAA and the TV is going to make a shit ton of money off your kid playing football, the least they could do is put mom and dad up at a motel six and give them a voucher to catch a Greyhound.
This.
And note that they actually changed the rule yesterday, and they're going to be providing families with money. Considering how many millions of dollars the players are making the NCAA here, it's the least they could do.
OK, I have a question for you:
How come terms like 'fair' and 'deserve' all of a sudden have currency when the subject is boys playing football?
I have a hard time getting outraged about this.
Iowahawk continues to be awesome
State Dept doesn't believe in the 1st Amendment, officially.
Is that shopped? Or is Jen Psaki really that much of an idiot?
Wait, never mind.
It may be 'shopped, because it's not on her Twitter feed. But she's still a dumbass Obamabot.
'Shopped. Look at the edge of the purple paper; not a good job.
Conversation from 2 minutes ago, re: available lots for us to build:
Me: Its not bad ghetto
Wife: All ghetto is bad ghetto
Rob,
I can say when I bought, the hood was considered a 'ghetto'; it sure isn't now.
I think this area will gentrify, she just doesnt want to be first.
As long as you have a garage, mild ghettos aren't so bad. You can bar windows and put cameras everywhere and your house will be fine, but getting your car broken into constantly is annoying.
Or you can just leave nothing in your car and leave the doors unlocked so curious junkies won't have to break your window.
I survived a decade in Baltimore with not one incident of glass replacement.
Hoe many incidents of people shitting in your car?
Zero. People looking for stuff they can sell to buy drugs aren't going to take a shit in your car. I'd say maybe three or four times there was evidence of people being in there. I actually kept a few CDs in the console and found them out once... I was a little offended that my taste in music is apparently so horrible that even a dedicated junkie didn't want to bother trying to sell them.
As long as you have a garage, mild ghettos aren't so bad. You can bar windows and put cameras everywhere and your house will be fine, but getting your car broken into constantly is annoying.
Did you lift this from the opening paragraph of the 'Destination Cleveland' tourism bureau flyer?
A former co worker and her husband were among the first to gentrify the Delray neighborhood in Alexandria, VA. They're undoubtedly close to being millionaires now. I think they paid $85k for their bungalow.
robc|1.7.15 @ 11:23AM|#
"I think this area will gentrify, she just doesnt want to be first."{
Without my details, places in this hood were selling for $50K when I bought; you'll be lucky to find an empty lot for a half-mill now.
Money follows risk...
I got Lancia after having made $8688 this month and more than ten-k last-month . this is really the easiest work I've ever had . I started this 3 months ago and right away earned more than $84 per/hour .
Go to this website ?????? http://www.jobsfish.com