Your Pea-Based Mayo Is Safe—Hellman's Drops Lawsuit Against Competitor


If you are a vegan who loves disgusting sandwich spreads (sorry—personal bias showing), you no longer have to worry about the fate of Just Mayo. Unilever, the megacorp that produces Hellman's mayonnaise, has dropped its lawsuit to try to force a rival company to change its label.
The dispute, as former Reason intern Lucian McMahon described in November, is because Just Mayo, produced by Hampton Creek, does not contain any eggs. It's made from yellow pea protein for the benefit of vegans. You'd think never having to touch mayonnaise would be one of the net benefits of being a vegan, but I digress. Food and Drug Administration regulations requires that food products labeled as mayonnaise include "egg yolk-containing ingredients," to avoid the kind of destructive marketplace chaos that would obviously result otherwise. Ford would quickly introduce a convertible, sporty two-door Mayonnaise to the world, and people would get hernias trying to mix them into potato salad. And then Obamacare would get really messed up.
So Unilever sued to protect us uneducated consumers with fraud—not to try to use absurd government regulations to bludgeon a competitor to death. No, really. Stop laughing. Actually, in order to launch a suit they had to argue that Hampton Creek was "stealing" part of its market share by calling its product "mayonnaise," as though tons of vegans were normally making an exception for this one particular jar of goo.
But now Unilever has announced it will drop it suit. From the Associated Press:
Unilever said Thursday that it decided to withdraw the lawsuit so that Hampton Creek can address its label directly with industry groups and regulatory authorities.
Hampton Creek has had "positive conversations" with industry groups and government officials, said the San Francisco-based company's CEO, Josh Tetrick. He said that Hampton Creek may make the word "just" larger on the label but has no plans to change the product's name or its labeling.
Just Mayo's label states that it doesn't contain eggs. The label features a white egg with a plant growing in front, which Tetrick has said is the company's way of showing that they use plants instead of chicken eggs.
Probably the funniest part of this whole silly dispute is that Unilever ended up having to change the descriptions of ingredients in some of its own products on its website from "mayonnaise" to "mayonnaise dressing" because they weren't even in compliance with the very regulations they were trying to use to punish Hampton Creek.
Oh, and Tetrick said the publicity from the whole silly fight actually increased their sales. The Streisand Effect strikes again.
Keep Food Legal's Bayelin Linnekin also wrote about the mayo conflict here. The most important lesson here: Don't serve me anything with mayonnaise in it, pea-based or egg.
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Sure, it's vegan, but is it artisanal?
It's filled with artisanal pea-ness.
Mustards are so much better than mayonnaise or aioli.
However, vegans deserve all the amazing taste yellow pea protein delivers...
Better than aioli?!? Did you get hit on the head when you were a baby?
You probably prefer ketchup to romesco sauce too.
i don't like ketchup unless it's next to mustard on a hot dog.
i do, however, prefer sausage gravy to hollandaise.
Ketchup on a hot dog?!?!?!?!
/outraged Chicagoan
ketchup with a whole pickle spear and tomatoes?
/confused people everywhere.
Finally! Someone else who puts ketchup on a hot dog!
Ketchup is only for cocktail sauce and Russian dressing. Interestingly, Russian dressing was originally called "Russian Mayonnaise"
I like to see the cheap mayo that has it listed as "Mayonnaise Salad Dressing."
"i don't like ketchup unless it's next to mustard on a hot dog."
They fuck???
They fuck???
Does copulation between ketchup and mustard produce viable offspring?
Props to Scott. Mayo is disgusting.
might we have just discovered a secret to libertarianism? is it a common distaste for mayo?! Can we find that 1 cause we all rally around?!
No! Because mayo is delicious and is an essential part of all sandwiches and many other meals.
Or maybe I'm not a real libertarian?
yes, studies show you are not really a libertarian then. Sorry.
MUSTARD RULES!
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
"I order all of my sandwiches with mustard
I'm a whiz at minesweeper, don't care how tight they're clusterd.
One you see my sweet moves you're gonna get flustered.
my fingers movin' so fast my reputation will be lustered."
See, so much better without mayo.
Nope. I love mayo.
Mayo is disgusting by itself but it's great on sandwiches and french fries.
French fries with mayo?
Glurg...excuse me...
[runs to bathroom]
That's what I thought until I went to the dark side. Give it a try.
he might as well ask you to vote for a communist candidate with that rhetoric!
Been doing it since I was a kid. I thought I was alone. Then I learned that a whole continent of people do it.
Mayonnaise is great on fried chicken.
Essential for Mexican corn on the cob.
Canned tuna is inedible without it.
A BLT without mayo? May as well leave off the bacon too.
Mayonnaise on fried chicken? Only if it's old & cold chicken and you're rescuing it for chicken salad or a sandwich. Even then, just eating it cold may be better.
Without mayonnaise, there are no proper BLTs. Without proper BLTs, the liberty is lost.
^^^And this is what I came here to post. The only thing more disgusting than mayo is a vegan substitute for it.
So maybe we'll let people operating in a market decide if eggs are 'essential' to something being Mayonnaise rather than government? That's a nice change of pace.
"If you are a vegan who loves disgusting sandwich spreads (sorry?personal bias showing)"
I certainly hope that Reason and its gay-vegan-pea-spread-eaters come to my defense when I choose to market 'pureed kitten' as Mayo, claiming,
"but its the sound they make before they go in the blender!?"
*narrows gaze, pets kitty and reassures her the bad GILMORE won't get her*
Come now Jimmy, haven't you heard of the Food Chain?
OMG one of the best episodes...
RIP Troy McClure.
does it taste good? I'm pretty sure the market will let you know. Now, put those sounds out on iTunes and you'll win a god damned grammy!
Its an acquired taste that can only be appreciated by people with the highest moral, intellectual, and cultural sensitivities.
are these free range cats fed only the fanciest of feasts?
I hate meat and animal products so much I'm going to make sure I buy food that looks and seems just like it.
You don't see carnivores making bacon that looks like broccoli.
no, we just put bacon on broccoli. it all works out.
Wow, what a fact-free mischaracterization of things.
Wow, way to confuse an obvious joke with a principled argument.
No, not obviously a joke. I heard crap like that all the time when I was vegetarian.
They you must have a well used retort of why some vegetarian products are marketed as 'taste like real (insert name of meat product here)'.
Francis, the lighten up, you must.
Gave up the 'taste like bacon' tofu for the real thing? I don't blame you one bit. If God didn't want us to eat meat, why did he make bacon soooooo delicious?
I like mayo. Fuck you.
then you must not be libertarian. studies show...
I like mayo. Fuck Michigan!
What the fuck is wrong with you, Shackford? Mayonnaise is the sauce of the gods. I put it on everything. Sandwiches, french fries, vegetables, burgers, fish, everything.
statists like mayonnaise. It's a well proven fact by this point.
*peers at db to see if he is from the Benelux area*
there are no libertarian leaning people left in europe- so he/she's an expat at best.
Think I'm going to pick up a slab of salmon and some fresh dill on the way home.
I'll chop the dill, mix it into some mayo, coat the filet with the mixture, then top it with crushed Ritz. Into the oven until medium (when pressed it fully flakes on the ends, but only partly in the middle). Let it rest to finish cooking, then enjoy.
Yum.
how statist of you.
Nothing screams statist like emulsified eggs and oil.
Somewhere sloopy just went on full alert, yes?
studies show. it was proven several minutes ago.
My wife's CPA firm gave her a 15 lbs. slab of boneless prime rib yesterday for her holiday gift. We just carved it up this morning. I'm going to prepare 2" thick prime rib steaks slathered in butter, twice baked potatoes, and a cobb salad. Real steak house style.
Also, martinis and a nice bottle of chardonnay.
see, no mayo. a nice horseradish mustard would go well with that, sir!
Mustard...on a steak? You should just go cut your tongue out right now, you're clearly not using it.
not american mustard. a very mild whole grain mustard. the horseradish will work it's magic to elevate everything.
more of a mustard sauce than a mustard.
There are only a few things that should ever be put on steak: butter, obviously; horseradish; and possibly a gorgonzola drizzle. Anything else is completely gauche.
no demi?
Also, why do you use language that is so hateful to us left handed people?
I had a great fillet mignon (with shrimp) the Oceanaire a week ago that was presented with a drissle of b?arnaise sauce. Awesome!
Why do people want to butter steak? Put the dairy into the cattle while it's growing, thanks.
I will slip a little mayo into the cobb salad dressing. And I will prepare a little horseradish sauce... with mayonnaise!!
Ground horseradish root and mayo makes a great side.
I'll teach you a little trick, though the trick is extra work. Instead of grinding the horseradish, use any radish you want and mince it. The juice it'll express from cut surfaces is different from what you get by crushing the cells. I do that with red radishes, garlic, and just enough mayonnaise to coat it. The longer you then let it sit, the wetter & stronger it gets. Produces lots of gas from both ends of your digestive tract.
Oh wow. That sounds awesome. The grocery down the street has beef rib eye on sale for $6.99/lb. I think that's what we're gonna have for Christmas dinner. The wife wants to give Yorkshire pudding a go.
Have fun with Yorkshire pudding. The wife and I made it a few years back from another holiday gift prime rib roast. It's pretty cool. And delicious.
For salmon I use the dill, but then just bake it like that. After it comes out I slather Bearnaise sauce all over it.
My favorite salmon recipe is to slather it with sweet Thai chili sause and bake it. I usually serve it with rice and spinach.
I never warmed up (heh) to the idea of cooking mayonnaise. Doesn't the heat break the emulsion?
Recipe for Spencer:
Chop up some rosemary, mix it with your favorite mustard. Coat pork chops with mixture, top with crushed Ritz, then bake at 357 until done (clear juices begin to run out). Enjoy.
*375* (Paging Messrs Smith and Wesson to the white courtesy phone)
yes, with a baked apple on the side and some sauerkraut. that will be amazing.
(when I make that recipe I cut the mustard with some..... mayonnaise!)
NO! I sub onion dip/ leak dip for mayo when making tuna salad. elevates it to 11!
That sounds good, actually. Except that all that dairy will turn sarc into Mr Stinky.
you could always use yellow pea protein...
I was talking about the dip. Mayo is dairy free.
yes. i know. (except doesn't the gov't count eggs as dairy?)
I was simply poking fun at your lactose issues.
What's with all the Ritz...?
Putting it on, they are.
Puttin' on the Ritz!
or
Puttin' on the Ritz
I don't do videos at work but I hope one of those is in B&W.
The second one is. The first is from when MTV was cool.
OMG if that's what I think it is, my high school had a dance with that theme.
seriously, melt chocolate and paraffin in a double boiler, put peanut butter between 2 ritz. dip and let harden.
BEST CHRISTMAS COOKIE EVER.
Takes minutes to make.
*Vegan* paraffin?
i'm no vegan, no sir-ee. I'm gonna live to be a hundred and three.
This is WORSE than Sony caving to the supposed-Nork hackers!
I'd boycott those fraud-appeasing cowards at Hellmans if their REAL MAYONNAISE wan't so good.
another statist revealing himself! It's pandemonium here!
The pea based mayo is safe? But we must not suffer abominations!
Why didn't they just call it Miracle Jizz?
i have that term trademarked, federally.
http://www.miraclejizz.com
seems like someone's gettin' sued!
Look, the regulation is fine by itself, so long as it lets you notify the consumer, in prominent letters, that THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT HAVE EGGS BUT WE'RE CALLING IT MAYO ANYWAY!
Without such a prominent disclaimer, then they should be held to the generally-accepted definition of mayo, which as I understand it currently includes eggs.
The language and usage may evolve, and mayo may come to describe non-egg-containing products...until that happens, yes, that definition should be enforced unless there's a prominent disclaimer.
is it not disclaimed by the already enforced ingredient listing?
the regulation is fine by itself
But what happens when a company fails to comply with such a petty regulation? It is then that we see the violence inherent in the system.
I've lurked here a lot, Notorious. Are you trolling me?
Food and Drug Administration regulations requires that food products labeled as mayonnaise include "egg yolk-containing ingredients," to avoid the kind of destructive marketplace chaos that would obviously result otherwise.
Only a government bureaucracy would specify "egg yolk-containing ingredients" instead of "egg yolk".
They're not calling it mayonnaise, they are calling it mayo.