The Assman Cometh: The Insane Effort to Police Vanity License Plates
Just so you have even less faith in government, read this story from the Wall Street Journal about the insane lengths to which various DMV and other agenices go to prevent offensive vanity license plates from befouling the natural majesty of the country's highways and byways.
Some California rejections were released in response to a freedom of information request by MuckRock, an investigative news site, which published them, and were later confirmed by The Wall Street Journal with state officials….
Take the example of a California motorist who used to have a vanity plate bearing the characters 5EXMCHN before the state recalled it. According to DMV officials, the driver said the "5" represented May, the month in which his dad was born. The applicant also claimed to be a former car mechanic, which he said explained the rest. That failed to convince a hearing board, a DMV spokeswoman says….
Words with double-meanings can be tricky. Pennsylvania once fielded a request for GRASS DR and denied it on the assumption that the motorist was making a drug reference, which isn't permitted. The applicant insisted the plate had nothing to do with marijuana but said he owns a lawn-mowing company called "The Grass Doctor." He even sent reviewers a photo of his company to allay their suspicions. They let him have it, a Pennsylvania transportation department spokeswoman says.
States have had a fair amount of leeway to police what motorists can say on license plates. "Mohel," the term for a Jewish ritual circumciser, appears on Pennsylvania's "do not issue" list because its second syllable is too similar to the word "hell," which is banned, according to a state official.
Read the full thing here and wonder what sort of world are children are inheriting.
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North Korea confesses...
Not OT: SPE hack reveals that they're still raking in millions on Seinfeld reruns.
What's the deal with syndication, anyway?
Vermont gives up on single-payer healthcare
http://www.vox.com/2014/12/17/.....nt-shumlin
Ya think?
Best license plate ever?
Always been partial to this one
That's good, too.
PU55Y
There's a place named Deep Hole in West Vagina. I swear it.
I saw that plate while he still had it. Funniest thing ever. Until some old lady accused him of promoting pedophilia.
TIMMAY
IS BR0KE
would be good on an Illinois plate.
Another contender. Note that this one was just a happy accident and not a personalized plate.
This is the best license plate ever. And of course it will be from Florida.
FUK-OFF
OT: Coming on TCM this weekend, the bizarre Mexican movie Santa Claus (1959). With Santa in outer space, and Merlin, and Satan.
No, Lupita...
I watch this every year with my son. Words cannot express the grandeur of the "all the children of the world" opening.
btw, I believe this is a free stream to Amazon Prime members and I seem to remember the whole thing is/was on youtube.
OT: U.S. Links North Korea to Sony Hacking
Not much word on how said unnamed officials know, of course.
I really hope this does not lead us into legislative full-retard mode to protect us against teh cyburterrerists.
There goes my theory of the disgruntled Sony ex-employee, which I hope our new incest overlords will kindly note that I never blamed them!
Why the hell would they cancel the release? Documents have already been released. The genie doesn't go back in the bottle.
"said the White House was still debating whether to publicly accuse North Korea of what amounts to a cyberterrorism campaign."
JEEBUS FREAKING CRISCO!!! The most transparent administration ever!
I still think it's the Russians.
But if I were POTUS and I knew it was the Norks, I'd make the damn movie a requirement at least once a week showing in every Cinema in Murika, and then I would drop 10 ft. deep piles of the DVDs all over Norkland, and that would just be for starters. I'd wipe that snarky look off fat boys face so damn fast that he couldn't even think about any excellent horse face women.
But Obama, the pussy, just wants to buddy up with him and the Latin Sadam Hussein, and now those commie fuck buddies of his in Cuba.
Obama's foreign policy strategy seems to be to suck up to our enemies and piss off our friends.
Having a Texas vanity plate is a redundancy anyway.
Ha! I don't know why the natives of NY City and Texas are so damn proud of where they live.
Take the example of a California motorist who used to have a vanity plate bearing the characters 5EXMCHN before the state recalled it. According to DMV officials, the driver said the "5" represented May, the month in which his dad was born. The applicant also claimed to be a former car mechanic, which he said explained the rest. That failed to convince a hearing board, a DMV spokeswoman says.
He should lose the license plate just for that lame argument.
He's a sex machine, not a genius. All that blood flow goes south leaving a shortage of oxygenated blood at the top.
Hey! He was talking to the DMV; I'm surprised they didn't nod slowly and say 'of course'.
I was under the impression that a lot of DMV's are under the control of certain local businessmen based on state regs, of course. Which is interesting. Imagine a dude owning a McDonald's and a DMV in the same tiny city. I'm pretty sure this happens around here in rural Ohio...
I saw watt you did their.
your such a looser
Well now that makes a lot of sense.
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