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Ferguson Grand Jury Verdict Reached, Obama Administration Tosses Out Hagel, FAA May Demand Drone Licenses: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 11.24.2014 4:30 PM

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    The grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri, is announcing this evening its decision over whether Officer Darren Wilson should be charged for the shooting death of Michael Brown, so prepare to toss out your snap judgments through various social media outlets.

  • President Barack Obama today gave a speech announcing Chuck Hagel is officially out as Secretary of Defense. Check out the pained smile on Hagel's face.
  • After that Obama handed out a bunch of Medals of Freedom to various political folks and celebrities like Meryl Streep and Stevie Wonder.
  • Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.
  • Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) will introduce a resolution to formally declare war on ISIS.
  • The Federal Aviation Administration may announce some extremely restrictive requirements for use of commercial drones, including licensing.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    President Barack Obama today gave a speech announcing Chuck Hagel is officially out as Secretary of Defense.

    Meh. He wasn’t even from Chicago. And he was a terrible bundler.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      And apparently the slow Ebola response was also his fault.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        Republican. Figures he would be the obstacle to getting things done.

      2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        BTW, how is that whole pandemic playing out? What’s the death toll here in Murika? Still 3?

        QUARANTIIIIIIIINE!

        1. RBS   11 years ago

          Lights PapayaSF signal

          1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            Because caution is always a stupid idea when dealing with a contagious, not fully understood disease with a 70% death rate… *rolls eyes*

            But it’s still raging in Africa, and the WHO recently ordered 3 million hazmat suits, and various US government departments have ordered large quantities, too. So they don’t seem to think it’s over.

            1. Agammamon   11 years ago

              Caution is an excellent idea – when dealing with expanding government authority.

              1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                I agree generally, but protecting the country from epidemics seems like a basic function of even a limited government.

                1. Agammamon   11 years ago

                  I agree generally, but protecting the country from epidemics seems like a basic function of even a limited government.

                  And I agree, generally, but this issue isn’t ‘can the government quarantine’ but ‘at what threat level and with what evidence can they quarantine’.

                  You seem to be of the opinion that this should be at the governments discretion ‘quarantine now and let the courts sort out the rights violations later’.

                  Historically – every time we’ve gone down that route its turned out that the threat was overblown and the quarantine (or internment or imprisonment in the different cases) was unnecessary in the first place.

                  I’d rather we didn’t have a replay of the Japanese internment or the Alien and Sedition Acts.

                  1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                    Historically – every time we’ve gone down that route its turned out that the threat was overblown

                    See American Samoa vs. Western Samoa during the Spanish Flu epidemic.

            2. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

              and various US government departments have ordered large quantities, too. So they don’t seem to think it’s over.

              Because we all know a government agency would never take advantage of a crisis to buy things it doesn’t really need.

              1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                There is that. We shall see.

            3. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

              It’s raging less and less in Africa. Pant-shitters: 0

              Everyone else: victory

              1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                From today: U.N. to miss Dec 1 Ebola target due to rising Sierra Leone cases

    2. Old Man With Candy   11 years ago

      “Helluva job, Chuckie!”

    3. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

      He wasn’t down with escalation of provocations of Russia and with the batshit crazy ideas of the R2P crowd.

      IOW, he didn’t play well with warmongers.

  2. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    After that Obama handed out a bunch of Medals of Freedom to various political folks and celebrities like Meryl Streep and Stevie Wonder.

    What exactly is the criteria?

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      Similar to the Nobel Prize.

      1. Protagoronus   11 years ago

        So we should expect mass imprisonment at the hands of Stevie and Meryl?

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          Stevie will be the firing squad.

          1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

            *narrows gaze, and puts on dark glasses*

    2. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

      I still don’t get this. Seems incredibly pointless.

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        “Secretary Streep, it will be recalled, was awarded the Medal of Freedom in 2014.”

    3. db   11 years ago

      Stevie Wonder disappoints me greatly. That the man who wrote “Superstition” can believe and say some of the shit he says is a darn shame.

    4. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      under Obama,

      Presidential Medal of Freedom == Participation Trophy

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        No, they are awarding it posthumously to some of the sixties era freedom riders killed by the KKK.

        I try to ignore the cheapening of the medal out of respect for those recipients who really deserved it.

        1. wareagle   11 years ago

          that’s what some used to say about the Nobel, too, before the Peace Prize in particular went full retard.

        2. Suthenboy   11 years ago

          Cheapening….good word for the effect Obumbles has on everything he touches, including the office he holds.

        3. Libertarian   11 years ago

          Speaking of cheapening:

          “Pen Farthing, who founded a nonprofit that reunites soldiers at home with stray dogs and cats they took in during combat, has been named the 2014 CNN Hero of the Year.”

          I’m sure Kennedy is happy because uniform = hero.

      2. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

        Based on:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L…..recipients

        It’s always been primarily an excuse for the President to hang out with celebrities, so it’s hard to claim Obama is cheapening the award.

    5. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      “What exactly is the criteria?”

      Campaign contributions. Duh.

  3. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

    Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.

    “Republican Turkish President Recep…” -MSNBC

    1. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      Which is it?

  4. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The Federal Aviation Administration may announce some extremely restrictive requirements for use of commercial drones, including licensing.

    Fees! Sweet, precious fees!

    1. Tonio   11 years ago

      Licensing, which equals meddling, don’t forget that.

  5. rts   11 years ago

    Canada becomes more unequal, but good policies could halt that: TD Bank

    Governments should adjust taxes and transfer policies to make Canadian incomes more equal, because it’s better for the economy in the long run, says a new study by TD Bank.

    Theft is better for the economy… whodathunkit?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      In the long run.

      Four roads I loathe and fitted for a progtarian puritan.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfE8nMxv-U

      1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        In the long run.

        We will all be dead.

    2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      But author Craig Alexander says rising inequality is bad for the economy ? both because it leaves lower income people with less to spend and because it stalls opportunity for children and youth.

      Huh?

    3. Paul.   11 years ago

      Theft is better for the economy… whodathunkit?

      If I’m on the receiving end of the spoils, then as far as I’m concerned, yes.

  6. Fluffy   11 years ago

    I’m thinking they dragged this Ferguson thing out so long that it vitiated the rage and nothing happens.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      Now that the Feds are involved, the chances of screwing up the response have greatly increased.

      1. RBS   11 years ago

        I can see my local news now:

        “Local man shot by police”

        -Late Monday evening a local african amercian man was killed by police, just hours after the Ferguson Grand Jury released their verdict…multiple paragraphs about Ferguson… Man was suspected of robbing several local convenient stores and had been on the run for several months.

      2. CE   11 years ago

        Releasing the verdict just after sundown seems like the first mistake. Why not 8 AM, when people aren’t awake enough to get mad?

    2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      I wondered if dragging it out would make it tougher for the outside agitators out-of-town activists, by running up their motel bills or getting their hosts anxious to kick them out.

      But hey, they’re announcing it on a week day, so maybe everyone will be too busy at their jobs to protest. (Kidding!)

    3. Anomalous   11 years ago

      PANTS UP! NO LOOTING!

      1. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

        You’d think the implication that dressing in away you don’t like makes someone deserving of being shot should make it obvious the people responsible for that board aren’t worhty of support, but of course the people here love the slogan.

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          Of course it’s a play on the slogan “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot.” I tend to support people who do clever mockery.

          1. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

            So what’s clever about it?

            1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

              You don’t think “Pants Up, Don’t Loot” is a clever response to “Hand Up, Don’t Shoot”? Well, then I can’t help you.

              1. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

                Given the original is a complaint about police violence, the only way I could see “Pants Up, Don’t Loot” qualifies as a response at all (let alone a clever one) is if you’re L&O Boner who thinks all police violence is really the result of the public provoking police officers. I’m sure Tulpa and Dunphy think it’s hilarious, but it’s not something a libertarian ought to find amusing.

                But again, must people here are into the whole TEAM thing more than actual principles. Since the Fergusson protestors have been declared the other team, I’m sure a lot of people find it funny too.

                Ha, ha, those black people trying to protest the government in saggy pants. Police shooting them is hilarious!

                1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                  Sometimes, I’m more into humor than Teams or principles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEI2UUhVEn4 (the first bit)

  7. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Hello.

    So. Hagel. Case of a wannabe believer not being able to fit in or something else?

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      He expressed an opinion, which angered the Bringer of Light,

  8. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri, is announcing this evening its decision…

    Anyone care to guess which way it goes?

    1. PBR Streetgang   11 years ago

      Indict on manslaughter.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        They’re just going to have a third riot when he doesn’t get convicted.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

          (Or I guess postponing this week’s even manslaughter is enough to appease the masses.)

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      Guess? I’m a betting man!

    3. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      I’m betting on indictment, trial, and then acquittal.

      1. PBR Streetgang   11 years ago

        Agree.

    4. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Charged with murder in the 1st degree?

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        No way. MB can’t testify.

    5. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      The authorities wait until it’s dark out to make the announcement, making it easier to riot.

      1. CE   11 years ago

        Yeah, whose bright idea was that? I would have announced it at 8 AM.

    6. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      I’ll say no indictment, but if there is one, yes: manslaughter and no conviction.

    7. Gray Ghost   11 years ago

      No bill. Which is probably as accurate a guess as my ATS football picks this year. I.e., a coin flip.

  9. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) will introduce a resolution to formally declare war on ISIS.

    Between this and the Bill Cosby scandal the only thing that could make this year more disappointing for nostalgic libertarians is if Bob Newhart joins ISIS and Paul drafts a letter of marquee and reprisal against him.

    1. Tonio   11 years ago

      …Paul drafts a letter of marquee and reprisal against him.

      How theatrical.

      1. Doghouse Riley Jr.   11 years ago

        He just curtain-calls them as he proscenium.

      2. CE   11 years ago

        Will he reprise the role in the sequel?

  10. Tonio   11 years ago

    And for those who didn’t see it earlier, the IRS has found some of the missing emails.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      “They were right under the Higgs boson!”

    2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      The missing emails will have a bunch of forwarded jokes, and Lerner will be charged with violating the Honest Services Act. Or something like that.

  11. Rich   11 years ago

    Prediction: “Charge Wilson with manslaughter.”

    1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      He’ll be back on the job bright and early tomorrow AM.

      Hell, he might even bag him another unarmed kid by noon.

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        My understanding was that he was in negotiations with the police department to resign. Which totally telegraphed the outcome.

        I was trying to figure out what leverage he had, but his moving away would presumably lessen the amount of rioting.

        1. wareagle   11 years ago

          “lessen the amount of rioting.”

          am I the only one who finds something wrong with the notion of rioting as a given? It’s like saying Ferguson is populated by animals who don’t know any better.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

            You’re not the only one.

            1. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

              At this point if they do not riot they are going to look like a bunch of bitches. They just have to riot. They have a rep!

            2. Ghost of Calvin Coolidge   11 years ago

              You lose.

          2. Ahem'   11 years ago

            “It’s like saying Ferguson is populated by animals who don’t know any better.”

            Please refer to the 1% rule, that is all.

          3. Tonio   11 years ago

            My 5:01 was quickly written. Had I had more time I would have made it clear that it was my impression that the local (STL area) authorities believed that his moving away would lessen the chances of riots if no charges were brought by the grand jury.

  12. rts   11 years ago

    Man dies after being shot by Vancouver police

    Police responded to a call about a distraught man standing in the intersection of East 41st Avenue and Knight Street waving a wooden two-by-four around and shouting loudly at around 5 p.m. PT, police said.

    When officers arrived at the scene, police say they were confronted by the man who refused to comply with their instructions.

    ?In an emailed statement, Const. Brian Montague says police used non-lethal bean bag rounds in an attempt to disarm the man, “but he was eventually shot.”

    In all fairness, it does look like an assault 2×4.

    1. Brian D   11 years ago

      When will Canada implement common sense lumber control?!

      1. Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme)   11 years ago

        The Canadian Long Lumber Registry?

      2. John Titor   11 years ago

        Did you know I can just go into a Canadian Tire and buy a 2X4? I don’t even have to show my ID!

      3. Agammamon   11 years ago

        Nobody needs 24in centers.

    2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      it does look like an assault 2×4.

      Does it have “that thing that goes up?”

    3. Agammamon   11 years ago

      Well, they did *run out of* beanbag rounds. What did you expect them to do then?

      1. Libertarian   11 years ago

        Get their hands dirty?

    4. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

      I’ve seen what Hacksaw Jim Duggan can do with a 2×4 – it’s hard to blame them.

  13. db   11 years ago

    The grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri, is announcing this evening its decision over whether Officer Darren Wilson should be charged for the shooting death of Michael Brown, so prepare to toss out your snap judgments through various social media outlets.

    I’m just preparing to sit in my bunker and hold out long enough to survive the rioting.

    Not really, but the way this has been hyped, you’d think the news media are hoping for a race war to report on.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      I think the DOJ is hoping for that too. Any distraction they can find…

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        “The Democratic Party didn’t lose enough of the white vote in 2014. How about some race riots to make it even lower in 2016?”

        “Good idea!”

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      You think they aren’t?

      1. db   11 years ago

        They certainly wouldn’t admit it, and I would hope they would feel shame at the thought, but neither would they shrink from their noble duty to report on it and make a bunch of money and career-boosting stories.

        1. wareagle   11 years ago

          shame? the media? funny.

    3. waffles   11 years ago

      Did you say Race War!?

    4. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      They didn’t get the one they wanted post-Trayvon, so…

    5. John Titor   11 years ago

      Are all of the black midgets going to fight all the white midgets?

  14. Rich   11 years ago

    Check out the pained smile on Hagel’s face.

    To be fair, that’s his natural expression.

    1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

      Trying to sneak a fart whilst heavily constipated.

  15. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    “I Was Mugged, And I Understand Why…

    “Who am I to stand from my perch of privilege, surrounded by million-dollar homes and paying for a $60,000 education, to condemn these young men as “thugs?” It’s precisely this kind of “otherization” that fuels the problem….

    “The millennial generation is taking over the reins of the world, and thus we are presented with a wonderful opportunity to right some of the wrongs of the past. As young people, we need to devote real energy to solving what are collective challenges. Until we do so, we should get comfortable with sporadic muggings and break-ins. I can hardly blame them. The cards are all in our hands, and we’re not playing them.”

    And, God help us: “Oliver Friedfeld is a senior in the [Georgetown] School of Foreign Service.”

    http://www.thehoya.com/i-was-m…..stand-why/

    1. Protagoronus   11 years ago

      At least that is an internally consistent world view from someone who wants government to steal more.

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      The mugging:

      “Last weekend, my housemate and I were mugged at gunpoint while walking home from Dupont Circle. The entire incident lasted under a minute, as I was forced to the floor, handed over my phone and was patted down.”

      If this is the kind of person who goes through Georgetown’s Foreign Service school, I think I understand a lot about U.S. foreign policy.

    3. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      Someone is into madochism.

      1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        Freudian typo?

    4. Tonio   11 years ago

      All the cool kids use HTML tags, Eddie.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        I don’t have a small penis, so I don’t have a compulsive need to prove my coolness.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          Prove it.

          1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

            I would, but I’m nursing a black eye from the erection I had last night.

            1. SERENITY NOW!   11 years ago

              Well I hope the other guy’s penis wasn’t damaged.

    5. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      America’s future.

      1. Suthenboy   11 years ago

        No, it isn’t. That moron won’t live a week in the real world. This is the kind of insanity that leads people to comfort polar bears or try to have a sit down with ISIS.

    6. JEP   11 years ago

      Did he publish his address and offer that anything he owns is up for grabs?

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        That’s what I was thinking. It’s not robbery if you have permission.

    7. RBS   11 years ago

      “I was just begging for it”

    8. The Laconic   11 years ago

      And that, ladies and gentleman, is what you call “the sanction of the victim”.

      1. The Laconic   11 years ago

        ladies, a gentleman, and the rest of you hosers*

    9. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      If his girlfriend was raped, would he understand that, too?

      Too bad the clich? that a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged hasn’t applied to him. But maybe wisdom will sink in after a while.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        “a liberal is someone who won’t take his own side in a quarrel”

      2. Gray Ghost   11 years ago

        If his girlfriend was raped, would he understand that, too?

        Amanda Kijera’s Haitian ordeal didn’t seem to change her mind.

        That story’s so bizarre, I wouldn’t have believed it in a work of fiction. Not sure I believe it now.

    10. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      I am now unquestionably dumber for having read that.

    11. Red Rocks Rockin   11 years ago

      “The millennial generation is taking over the reins of the world, and thus we are presented with a wonderful opportunity to right some of the wrongs of the past. As young people, we need to devote real energy to solving what are collective challenges. Until we do so, we should get comfortable with sporadic muggings and break-ins. I can hardly blame them. The cards are all in our hands, and we’re not playing them.”

      Sigh…this is why it would not surprise me at all if the country falls to pieces once the Milennials become more politically relevant. Guys like this weakling are inevitably the ones who end up in charge of the government when they hit their 50s, and the persistent white guilt complex that’s been inculcated in them since they were born is going to make them a ripe, juicy target for people who only take left-wing PC seriously to the extent that they can exploit it for their own gain.

      1. wef   11 years ago

        Guys like this weakling are inevitably the ones who end up in charge of the government when they hit their 50s

        No, it’s worse. Guys like this will be the dupes who fund and elect and maybe serve under the manipulative, get-while-the-gettins-good sociopaths who know how to use the po-faced NPR blather designed for fools like this. What is Obama but a dorm room bullshit artist?

    12. Omni   11 years ago

      From the comments…

      “I don’t think people really understand what he was trying to convey in this article. Just shows the level of privilege many students have and how it blinds them.”

      If you disagree, it’s just shows your privilege.

  16. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Al Sharpton: Rand Paul could hurt Democrats in 2016 by taking away black votes

    The Rev. Al Sharpton says Rand Paul’s efforts to engage black voters could present a strategic challenge for Democrats: If the Republican senator runs for president, fewer African Americans may be motivated to show up and vote against him.

    The civil rights activist and TV host had breakfast with the Kentucky senator last week, and the pair discussed the need for criminal justice reform before disagreeing over how to deal with the immigration system.

    Democrats have traditionally done well among African American voters, especially with Barack Obama at the top of the ticket. In 2016, Democrats will “need maximum black turnout in a lot of states,” Sharpton told POLITICO.

    “What I think is more dangerous for Democrats is, if a guy like Paul is out there, if he becomes the nominee, for argument’s sake, he ? does not generate a turnout against him” among African Americans, Sharpton said. He added, “If he’s able to neutralize his past image on civil rights, if he becomes the candidate ? and if you don’t get a huge black turnout saying ‘We’re afraid [of him],'” that could be a pitfall for Democrats.

    True: the best tactic Democrats have for their battered, constantly betrayed base of minorities is to scare them with horror stories about how awful the GOP is.

    1. Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme)   11 years ago

      God forbid some poor misguided black person might actually vote for him.

    2. Tonio   11 years ago

      See how much nicer that looks, and how much easier to read that is, Eddie? Also, keeps really long URLs from being broken when line breaks are inserted.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        Oh you mean like this?

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          I used to have a file with all the html commands, but burglars stole my computer and now it’s too much of a bother.

        2. Tonio   11 years ago

          You’re welcome.

    3. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      the best tactic Democrats have for their battered, constantly betrayed base of minorities is to scare them with horror stories about how awful the GOP is.

      And it works. ANd they get quite a bit of help from the stupid party itself.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        It works among whites, too. Among the progs I know, it seems like fear of the GOP/conservative/libertarian boogymen is at least as strong a motivator as the glorious socialist future they imagine.

    4. Suthenboy   11 years ago

      “…fewer African Americans may be motivated to show up and vote against him.”

      That is one hell of an admission right there. Holy shit.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        Indeed.

  17. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    After that Obama handed out a bunch of Medals of Freedom to various political folks and celebrities like Meryl Streep and Stevie Wonder.

    Medal of Freedom is a lame name for an award anyway. Say what you will about the Soviets, but Hero of the Soviet Union might be the coolest honor ever.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      The America: Fuck Yeah! Medal of Awesomeness

      During the ceremony, they play the little-known *third* verse of the Star-Spangled Banner:

      “And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
      That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
      A home and a country should leave us no more!
      Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
      No refuge could save the hireling and slave
      From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
      And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
      O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!”

      1. db   11 years ago

        Ten score years ago, defeat the kingly foe
        A wondrous dream came into being
        Tame the trackless waste, no virgin land left chaste
        All shining eyes, but never seeing

        [Chorus:]
        Beneath the noble bird
        Between the proudest words
        Behind the beauty, cracks appear
        Once with heads held high
        They sang out to the sky
        Why do their shadows bow in fear?

        Watch the cities rise
        Another ship arrives
        Earth’s melting pot and ever growing
        Fantastic dreams come true
        Inventing something new
        The greatest minds, and never knowing

        [Chorus]

        The guns replace the plow, facades are tarnished now
        The principles have been betrayed
        The dreams’s gone stale, but still, let hope prevail
        History’s debt won’t be repaid

        [Chorus]

    2. Rich   11 years ago

      REGALIA, n.
      Distinguishing insignia, jewels and costume of such ancient and honorable orders as Knights of Adam; Visionaries of Detectable Bosh; the Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes; the League of Holy Humbug; the Golden Phalanx of Phalangers; the Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums; the Mystic Alliances of Georgeous Regalians; Knights and Ladies of the Yellow Dog; the Oriental Order of Sons of the West; the Blatherhood of Insufferable Stuff; Warriors of the Long Bow; Guardians of the Great Horn Spoon; the Band of Brutes; the Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters; the Sublime Legion of Flamboyant Conspicuants; ….

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine; Shining Inaccessibles; Fee-Faw-Fummers of the inimitable Grip; Jannissaries of the Broad-Blown Peacock; Plumed Increscencies of the Magic Temple; the Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians; Associated Deities of the Butter Trade; the Garden of Galoots; the Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted; the Flashing Astonishers; Ladies of Horror; Cooperative Association for Breaking into the Spotlight; Dukes of Eden; Disciples Militant of the Hidden Faith; Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog; the Holy Gregarians; the Resolute Optimists; the Ancient Sodality of Inhospitable Hogs; Associated … Sovereigns of Mendacity; Dukes-Guardian of the Mystic Cess-Pool; the Society for Prevention of Prevalence; Kings of Drink; Polite Federation of Gents-Consequential; the Mysterious Order of the Undecipherable Scroll; Uniformed Rank of Lousy Cats; Monarchs of Worth and Hunger; Sons of the South Star; Prelates of the Tub-and-Sword.

        — the late, great Ambrose Bierce

        1. BuSab Agent   11 years ago

          Oh oh! I want to be an Associated Deity of the Butter Trade, but barring that I’ll take Lady of Horror.

  18. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

    Govermentisgood.com is a website, and it is absolutely terrible:

    HOW THIS WEBSITE IS ORGANIZED
    The War on Government. This section of the site chronicles the unrelenting assault on government being waged by conservative forces in this country. Articles describe how cuts in social programs and rollbacks of regulations have harmed the health, safety, and welfare of millions of Americans; how these assaults have taken place on many fronts ? in Congress, the administrative branch, and the federal courts, as well as on the state and local level; and how the right’s radical anti-government agenda is out of touch with the views and priorities of most Americans.

    Why Government is Good. This section describes how government acts as a force for good in society. One piece chronicles a day in the life of an average middle-class American and identifies the myriad and often overlooked ways that government laws and programs improve our lives. Other articles describe the forgotten achievements of government; how government serves as an instrument of “good works;” how public sector policies and institutions protect and enhance our freedoms; how a free market economy would be impossible without the elaborate legal and regulatory infrastructure provided by government; and why we need more ? not less ?government.

    1. Tonio   11 years ago

      “the administrative branch” Oh, that’s delicious.

    2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      I wish I had bought that domain name. It would be the best sarcastic site on the flipping planet.

      1. Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme)   11 years ago

        You mean it isn’t already?

        I didn’t think anyone could say shit like that with a straight face.

      2. Tonio   11 years ago

        Keep the domain watch-listed, Hiawatha. Those things often start out strong but fizzle after a few weeks.

      3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        Maybe try a variation: governmentisalwaysgood.com or governmentisneverbad.com

        1. Pinky   11 years ago

          …or … imfromthegovernmentandimheretohelpyou.com

    3. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

      More derp:

      Many Republicans have even called for the wholesale dismantling of entire federal agencies. Their hit list includes the Environmental Protection Agency and the Departments of Energy, Housing and Urban Development, Commerce, Interior, and Education. And at a time when polls show that a majority of Americans want increased regulation of the energy industry, health care companies, and the financial industry, conservatives are saying they want much less oversight. As former Republican Representative Ron Paul once explained: “I don’t think we need regulators.” This kind of anti-government extremism has come to dominate the Republican Party.

      Everyone knows what a towering figure of authority Ron Paul is in the Republican party.

      Oh, and the best part?

      A web project of Douglas J. Amy, Professor of Politics at Mount Holyoke College

      Brilliant.

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        He’s a frickin professor of politics and he thinks there’s something called and “administrative branch.”

        1. Tonio   11 years ago

          AN, of course.

          1. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

            You must be a professor of English at Mount Holyoke College. Heh.

      2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        That reminds me of the joke about the two Jews.

        One of them is reading an anti-Semitic newspaper, and his friend reproaches him for it. “Why don’t you read a good Jewish newspaper instead of that anti-Semitic trrash?”

        But the first Jew replies: “Look, whenever I read the Jewish press, I learn about pogroms, persecution and misery. But when I read the anti-Semitic press I find out that Jews run the economy and the culture and dominate politics. After a hard day’s work, which would *you* rather read?”

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          Nice.

      3. JEP   11 years ago

        Ron Paul once explained: “I don’t think we need regulators.”

        That’s not so much ‘explained’ as ‘stated.’

    4. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Can anyone name 7 good things that government has accomplished that I’d agree with?

      Government fucked up everything it has ever come in contact with.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        I’m OK with the Bureau of Weights and Measures.

        A good rule of thumb: if we had it in the 19th century, it might be a legitimate function of the federal government.

        1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

          Okay. That’s one.

          1. CE   11 years ago

            BWM is totally unnecessary. If we had it in the 19th century, we probably don’t need it any more.

        2. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

          Except they still have us using inches and pounds instead of the more logical metric system.

          1. Isaac Bartram   11 years ago

            In what way is the CGS(metric system) more logical than the FPS(“english” system)?

            1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

              In what way is the CGS(metric system) more logical than the FPS(“english” system)?

              It’s about a billion times easier to use and all the units are based on 10 rather than how many chick peas you can shove up a donkey’s ass or the length of the king’s dick.

              1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                I rate this comment as 5/8ths of a peck of donkey ass peas.

          2. Agammamon   11 years ago

            BWM doesn’t have us doing this – its millions of ordinary Americans who determined (rightly, IMO) that the switch over would not provide benefits greater than the cost of switching.

            Just because its a ‘more logical’ system doesn’t mean that the benefits of using it are greater than the cost of changing a whole lot of signage (at a minimum).

            Esperanto is a more logical language – but how many people do you see complaining that we’ve not switched over to it.

            1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

              As I recall the Whole Earth crowd had an argument against switching at the time. I think it was that the English measurements were more “human,” and that metric wasn’t as standardized as claimed. But don’t quote me. I should be studying and not commenting, so no time to find links….

      2. Steve G   11 years ago

        Bureau of Indian Aff… ah, fuck it. Obvious troll is too obvious.

      3. Gray Ghost   11 years ago

        Can anyone name 7 good things that government has accomplished that I’d agree with?

        NACA? (Aeronautics, not loans.) The National Science Foundation? At least at first?

        This is tougher than I thought.

      4. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

        Government has done a reasonably good job at water treatment systems: potable water, sewage treatment, drainage, etc.

        That is all.

        Weights and Measures not so much. Otherwise the US would use the metric system.

    5. GILMORE   11 years ago

      “One piece chronicles a day in the life of an average middle-class American and identifies the myriad and often overlooked ways that government laws and programs improve our lives…”

      …whether we want it to or not…

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        And, of course, disregard all the many, many costs of regulation, both visible and hidden.

    6. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

      Government is good. Government is great. Thank Obama for our food. Amen.

    7. CE   11 years ago

      All those regulatory rollbacks and budget cuts…. we must be getting pretty close to anarchy by now, huh?

  19. Bill Dalasio   11 years ago

    Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.

    Let me play devil’s advocate for a moment.

    Is this anything fundamentally different from the unstated assumptions of the SJW crowd? If we are to buy that women aren’t to be held responsible for their actions or choices, that they need to be subsidized, and that, in any conflict between men and women, it is the man who is to be held responsible, we have to work from the assumption that women are incapable of moral agency. If that’s the case, I don’t see where you can escape Erdogan’s conclusion.

    1. waffles   11 years ago

      I’m still baffled by the SJW cry that access to something means government should pay for it.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        Both of you are assuming that the SJW/feminist worldview is logically consistent. It’s not. If you think of it as a mixture of (some) valid but conflicting demands, social positioning, irrational tantrums, and self-serving tactics for political and personal advantage, it makes more sense as a whole.

        1. JEP   11 years ago

          It’s constant, struggling attempt to make their idea of a perfect world jive with reality, and they think that government passing and enforcing legislation is going to make reality change.

          1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            Don’t forget the important role of hounding people out of jobs for saying the wrong thing and offending someone!

  20. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Budwesier sales eclipsed by craft brew sales for first time

    The self-proclaimed King of Beers is more of an afterthought among young consumers at Jake’s and bars across the U.S.: Some 44% of 21- to 27-year-old drinkers today have never tried Budweiser, according to the brand’s parent company, Anheuser-Busch InBev NV.

    Young drinkers aren’t the reason Budweiser volumes have declined in the U.S. for 25 years, from its nearly 50-million-barrel peak in 1988 to 16 million barrels last year. Light beers like its sister, Bud Light, have chipped away at Bud’s share of the market for decades. Bud Light overtook it as the No. 1 selling beer in 2001, and Coors Light displaced it as No. 2 in 2011.

    Craft beers and flavored malts such as AB InBev’s Lime-a-Rita have contributed to a 9% decline in shipments since then.

    The company has decided that persuading 21- to 27-year-olds to grab a Bud is the best chance to stop the free-fall. After years of developing advertising and marketing that appeals to all ages, AB InBev plans to concentrate future Budweiser promotions exclusively on that age bracket. That means it won’t trot out the traditional Budweiser Clydesdales for this year’s holiday advertising. It means February’s Super Bowl ads will feature something more current than last year’s Fleetwood Mac. It means less baseball and more raves with DJ group Cash Cash.

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      The company has decided that persuading 21- to 27-year-olds to grab a Bud is the best chance to stop the free-fall. After years of developing advertising and marketing that appeals to all ages, AB InBev plans to concentrate future Budweiser promotions exclusively on that age bracket.

      *Overheard at a Budweiser board of directors meeting*

      Exec: What if we tried making beer that…doesn’t suck?

      Chairman: You’re fired. Instead, let’s get a bunch of 50-year-old consultants in to design an ad campaign based on what they think 21-year-olds like.

      1. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

        The secret is making a beer that doesn’t suck but is still as cheap as Bud.

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Hello Yuengling

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

            Obama has cheapened that too.

            1. db   11 years ago

              Seriously? Has Obama made a public statement on Yuengling?

              1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

                He gave it a Medal of Freedom

    2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      They still make those old beers?

    3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      You youngsters may be too old to remember this, but back circa the early ’70s, there were concerns that the consolidation of the beer industry would result in just a handful of brands. (100 years ago, beer was a local and regional industry, a city like Cincinnati would have hundreds of breweries, and people bought beer for the home by taking lidded buckets to saloons to fill.)

      But then (IIRC) Anchor Steam started up, and the whole craft beer thing took off.

      It was yet another time when the inevitable and terrible forces of capitalism that the left worries about didn’t pan out as feared.

  21. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

    Rand Paul is to be commended for his constitutional realistic approach to ISIS. It’s working.

    http://rudaw.net/english/middleeast/iraq/231120143

  22. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Well that didn’t take long: Abolish All Fraternities

    Now, in this moment, it is no longer convenient for the people who run colleges to allow rape to prosper at their fraternities, so they are discussing what might be done to curb it. But when the media attention dissipates?and it will dissipate?will the people who run colleges again find it more convenient to let a culture of unchecked sexual assault prosper at their fraternities? Why even risk that they will?

    A supporter of the fraternity system might argue that merely eliminating fraternities will not end the problem of rape in and around college campuses. This is true. But because we cannot snap our fingers and erase rape does not mean that we shouldn’t try and start that process by snapping our fingers and erasing fraternities. When it comes to combating sexual assaults on campus, we must start somewhere. Ending fraternities, it is clear, would be the most effective place to start.

    If we eliminate fraternities, won’t young men on college campuses just find somewhere other than fraternities to commit rape? Some will, and if you ever were looking for a reason to get behind the “ban men” meme, this would be it. But fraternities produce rapists at a rate much higher than the rest of the college population. It is not a coincidence. There are statistics, backed by common sense.

    1. waffles   11 years ago

      In my frat house we had a storage closet with a broken lock so we couldn’t open it. On a drunken night after some campus discussion on sexual violence somebody spray painted “RAPE CLOSET” on it. The joke was that all rape happens in the closet and since the closet can’t be opened there is no rape. On a walkthrough our university adviser did not see it that way. Some people.

    2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      If I were to reply on Gawker saying that a far more effective way of eliminating rape on college campuses, especially when it comes to fraternities, would be to lower the drinking age to 18 and for people to watch how much they drink in large groups, how much worse than Hitler would I be accused of being?

      1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

        Your common sense, no shit advice would be given 4 Hitlers.

      2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        Why does one need a drinking age to begin with?

      3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        If you included women in that advice, you’d be “blaming the victim.”

    3. SusanM   11 years ago

      “Phi Kappa Psi, like all fraternities, exists to teach bad values to developing young men. Sent off to campus to educate themselves as individuals, fraternity members instead learn to subordinate their values and plans to a collective.”

      ???

      1. ColonelEngineer   11 years ago

        Former Phi Psi pledge here. I still have the book they give new guys. For the life of me, I can’t find any of these “bad values” they speak of…

      2. seguin   11 years ago

        I’m surprised Gawker sees that as bad.

    4. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      There are statistics, backed by common sense.

      As opposed to statistics backed by data, of course.

      Sounds legit.

      1. JEP   11 years ago

        That quote is pretty much admitting that they are confirming their bias.

  23. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    St. Louis woman buys gun to prepare for Ferguson riots, accidentally shoots herself in the head

    A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot herself in the head with a gun bought to prepare for possible Ferguson-related unrest, according to sources briefed on the police investigation.

    The shooting occurred Friday night in downtown St. Louis, the city’s Metropolitan Police Department said, in an area dominated by vacant lots beside a football stadium.

    The female victim, identified in a police report as Becca Campbell, 26, was a passenger in a car involved in an auto accident. Her 33-year-old boyfriend was driving, the sources told CNN.

    The boyfriend, who wasn’t identified, told police that the couple had bought a gun because of fears of unrest related to the pending grand jury decision on the shooting of Michael Brown, the sources said.

    He told investigators that as they drove late Friday night, the victim waved a gun, jokingly saying the couple were ready for Ferguson, the sources said.
    He ducked to get out of the way of the gun and accidentally rear-ended another car. He said the accident caused the gun to go off and she was struck by a bullet in the head, the sources said.

    The victim was rushed to a hospital but died.

    Well there’s a Darwin Award candidate.

    1. waffles   11 years ago

      Race war claims another victim.

    2. db   11 years ago

      That sounds a little too perfect.

      1. waffles   11 years ago

        You mean it could be a fake story to beat the drums against ownership of weapons for personal protection? I don’t doubt people are this stupid but you could be correct.

        1. db   11 years ago

          I mean something more like what Warty says below. Most likely the guy either offed her on purpose or accidentally shot her.

        2. Agammamon   11 years ago

          I would say this story is a perfect justification for ensuring *everyone* can easily own a gun.

          The faster people like this get taken down the better off we are as a whole.

    3. Warty   11 years ago

      Yeah, bullshit. He killed her or she killed herself.

      1. Gray Ghost   11 years ago

        What Warty said.

        Is it wrong that my first impulse on reading the article was to laugh?

    4. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      She didn’t reproduce. Where is the downside?

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        Somebody got rear ended.

      2. Old Man With Candy   11 years ago

        We can all be thankful for Darwin.

    5. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Looks like she was one of the protestors.

      It could be that she was simply an idiot and had her finger on the trigger when the accident happened.

    6. Suthenboy   11 years ago

      I don’t think I buy a word of that. I would be looking very, very hard at that boyfriend.

      1. Coeus   11 years ago

        I don’t think I buy a word of that. I would be looking very, very hard at that boyfriend.

        Poor trigger discipline can cause all kinds of misunderstandings.

  24. SERENITY NOW!   11 years ago

    Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.

    But what do Turkish Millennials think?

    1. Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme)   11 years ago

      But what do Turkish Millennials think?

      Just the male ones, please…

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      But what do Turkish Millennials think?

      Kill the Armenians and enter WWI?

  25. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

    And now, the governmentisgood.com “solutions” page!

    Living Wage Policies. Another approach to raising the incomes of the poor and working class is to pass local ordinances requiring that a “living wage” be paid by companies with government contracts or subsidies. The wage has usually been pegged to the amount that would lift a family of three or four above the poverty level. Cities like Baltimore and Los Angeles have passed living wage laws that have increased the wages of thousands of workers in those urban areas.

    Can’t see that going wrong.

    Reducing High Corporate Salaries. Decreasing economic inequality may involve not only increasing the incomes of those on the bottom, but also putting reasonable limits on the income of those on the top. The salaries of top corporate executives have been ballooning while average wages have stagnated. U.S. CEOs currently make salaries that are over 200 times that of the average worker ? a much higher disparity than we see in most other Western countries.

    Arbitrary takings of “high” salaries — wow, governmentisgood! (.com)

    virtually all Western European democracies have economic policies in place that create a more egalitarian distribution of the wealth and income. So in a very real way, those Americans who are working for these kinds of political and policy reforms are swimming with the historical tide, not against it.

    FUCK EUROPE (.com)

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      Cities like Baltimore and Los Angeles have passed living wage laws that have increased the wages of thousands of workers in those urban areas.

      “I’ve sold living wage initiatives to Los Angeles, Baltimore, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”

      1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

        Yeah I’m not sure I’d hold up Baltimore as a beacon of success.

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          And what are the unemployment and poverty rates in LA?

          1. BigT   11 years ago

            To say nothing of the illegal aliens and others who are working off the grid for cash.

    2. John Titor   11 years ago

      Arbitrary high salaries totally don’t exist in government bureaucracies.

      1. Agammamon   11 years ago

        No, no – they’re not arbitrary because those government people totally have more degrees than the private sector and so are, obviously, worth more.

      2. The Other Kevin   11 years ago

        Writing misleading health care laws is a task WORTH $400,000.00.

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          I believe his total consulting fees, from all the various entities of government (including the State Dept., WTF?) was more like $5 million. But he has been fired by two states recently.

    3. Agammamon   11 years ago

      I always wonder if people pushing for European policies have ever *lived* in Europe. Like, actually had to make a living there.

      I lived there (but I didn’t have to make a living – I was in the military and insulated from their taxes) in the late 90’s (98-02).

      Bottled water
      No closets
      Running the microwave and water heater could trip your house breakers.
      No on-demand hot water
      Metered local calls
      Metered internet access

      Most of Europe is a great place to visit – but if you ain’t making bank you wouldn’t want to move there.

      1. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

        I know plenty of Europeans and North Americans that have lived in Europe and that love(d) it. I’m sure I’d enjoy aspects of it.

        But I think a fair number of North Americans the thinking goes “Europe has lots of old, pretty buildings. Let’s adopt their politics!”

        1. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

          I liked Europe while I lived there. Lots of places there would be great if you were single. But there is no question that in the US, the dollar goes a lot further than the Euro, it is less taxed in general, and (especially in the areas of real estate, food, and gas) living there with a family is very difficult, which probably has something to do with Europe’s anemic birthrates.

      2. The Immaculate Trouser   11 years ago

        I lived in Stuttgart (USAF deployment). I was shocked that an engineer friend of mine was only able to afford a small one-bedroom apartment on a relatively high income. The only people I knew who had anything approaching normal house sizes were older people who had the houses in the family or prior to the 60s.

      3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        In my experience, most progs heard nice things about Scandinavia in college in the ’70s, and nothing they’ve heard on NPR since then has contradicted that, so they still think it’s some sort of socialist paradise.

    4. wareagle   11 years ago

      anyone remember that massive repatriation of Americans back to their various mother nations? Me, either.

      1. BuSab Agent   11 years ago

        Belgium won’t let me back in…course the family left there in 1820.

  26. Rich   11 years ago

    Family of Michael Brown says it is requesting 4-and-a-half-minute period of silence in Ferguson before protests.

    OK ……

    1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      It’s because he apparently spent 4.5 hours sprawled out on the street before the police got their story together enough to have the body moved.

      1. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

        I can’t imagine why the populace does not have 100% trust in the police department.

    2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      How about a 4.5 week period of silence?

    3. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      4 and half minutes! But I wanna protest now:(

  27. Clich? Bandit   11 years ago

    Hey, NY Meetup anytime soon? I am going to the city this weekend.

    I need options.

  28. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    “He didn’t comply so I shot him.”

    “The suspect didn’t comply so he shot him. It’s procedure.”

  29. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Speaking of ad hoc justice, here’s a question:

    Has an angry mob of Clevelanders hunted down the cop who shot that kid “brandishing” a bb gun and hung him from a lamppost?

    If not, why not?

    1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      Easy. That’s far too kind as compared to what should happen to him. For example, it’s missing the part where he’s hung from piano wire tied around his genitals.

    2. BigT   11 years ago

      The CLE media are blaming the gun for looking like something that should be illegal.

  30. GILMORE   11 years ago

    “After that Obama handed out a bunch of Medals of Freedom to various political folks and celebrities like Meryl Streep and Stevie Wonder.”

    Whut

    Recipients =
    ” Tom Brokaw, actress Meryl Streep, musician Stevie Wonder, Ethel Kennedy, and retiring Democratic Rep. John Dingell, the longest-serving member of Congress. “

    Wait… what about the japanese kid who can eat more hotdogs than anyone? I mean COME ON!?

    I thought that the “Medal of Freedom” was reserved for bureaucrats who had gloriously fucked something up so royally that the Admin was forced to pretend that they’d ‘done their best despite adversity’.

    i.e. Paul Bremer, Michael Brown… maybe Eric Shinseki?

    If I were Steve Wonder, i’d be like, “Motherfucker: I’m the greatest musician of the second half of the 20th century, and apparently that’s no better than being “Abner Mikva”: ‘a guy who managed to never get a job in the private sector’?

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      If I were Steve Wonder, i’d be like, “Motherfucker: I’m the greatest musician of the second half of the 20th century, and apparently that’s no better than being “Abner Mikva”: ‘a guy who managed to never get a job in the private sector’?

      The guy has too much class, he doesn’t want to lose the Higher Ground.

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      Michael Brown

      You Know Who Else received a medal for being shot by the police?

      1. GILMORE   11 years ago

        There is more than one Mike Brown

        “By the time he resigned from FEMA, Brown had already been discharged from his functions as coordinator of the federal efforts in New Orleans and Gulf Coast by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and was sent back to Washington to continue FEMA’s central operations. Bush, who had appointed Brown in 2003, praised Brown shortly after the storm hit, saying infamously “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job,”[16] but later deflected questions about the resignation, except to deny having discussed the resignation with him.”

      2. Old Man With Candy   11 years ago

        “Heck of a job, Brownie!”

    3. CE   11 years ago

      John Dingell gets a Medal of Freedom for serving a law time in Congress and reducing our freedom? That would be like giving the Nobel Peace Prize to…. on, never mind.

  31. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    My wife told me today that, while volunteering at our daughter’s school, she witnessed one boy pretend to shoot another boy with a deadly finger gun. The other boy, clearly traumatized, feigned death in order to stop the vicious assault.

    Now, the question. Do you think I should take this to the Principal? Or maybe the media? And of course I should be notifying the police, right?

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      Anything short of giving a speech to the United Nations about it would just be abdicating your responsibilities as a parent and a citizen, obviously.

  32. Coeus   11 years ago

    Spyware. Literally.

    Experts don’t know where it came from, and aren’t quite sure what it does.

    But they do know this: a newly-uncovered cybersecurity threat wasn’t your typical credit-card stealing operation. It appears to be a government spying tool, and is “groundbreaking and almost peerless.”

    Regin, as they’ve dubbed it, is malware that has been lurking in computers around the world for as long as six years, according to Symantec (SYMC, Tech30), the cybersecurity firm that produces Norton Antivirus.

    “Its capabilities and the level of resources behind Regin indicate that it is one of the main cyberespionage tools used by a nation state,” Symantec said Sunday, explaining that “development took months, if not years, to complete.”

    The researchers said little to answer several key questions: Who designed it? How widely has it spread? What has it scooped up? What are the risks?

    They said Regin has been discovered in at least 10 countries and was most heavily concentrated in Russia and Saudi Arabia.

    The United States was not among the countries listed by Symantec.

    Who wants to bet that it isn’t the US gov? Any takers?

    1. Coeus   11 years ago

      The malware was installed on the computers of companies around the world, but it wasn’t searching for business secrets. When a target was selected it searched airline computers to find out where the target was traveling. It scoured hotel computers to find his room number. And it tapped telecommunication computers to see who he was talking to.

      “They were trying to gain intelligence, not intellectual property,” said Symantec analyst Vikram Thakur.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        Clever! If terrorists ever switch to Macs, we’re screwed.

        1. Timon 19   11 years ago

          Macs are just as vulnerable. And they’re used by smug hipsters.

          1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            No, Macs aren’t really just as vulnerable. The Windows world has orders of magnitude more malware.

            1. Coeus   11 years ago

              I think he means in this case. Which is true. I’m betting that the airline databases aren’t on either platform.

  33. Carl ?s the level   11 years ago

    Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.

    Which is why he also announced that his government would be funding research to finally turn men into mothers.

    1. Coeus   11 years ago

      has declared that women are not equal to men and that motherhood is more important than doing the work of men.

      So he’s a feminist?

  34. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

    The Federal Aviation Administration may announce some extremely restrictive requirements for use of commercial drones, including licensing.

    This is the only way to ensure that the flight paths of the drone cartel commercial airliners remain safe from competition civilian drones.

  35. PapayaSF   11 years ago

    ThinkProgress editor knows how ‘white people prefer to kill others’

    Ian Millhiser: “We all know that white people prefer to kill others by getting the Supreme Court to take their health care away.”

    1. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

      Let’s play the Racist! Game: substitute “Asian” for “white” in every socialist/progressive slur and guesstimate, on a scale of 1-10, how offended the author would be had he read it. Then the same treatment for “black” for “white.”

    2. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

      The passive-aggresive serial killer: he just ignores his victims until they are driven to suicide.

    3. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

      During my chat with Justice Thomas this past weekend, we agreed that he would do everything in his power to take Ian Millhiser’s healthcare away. Thomas said that he would chat with Antonin Scalia–another WASPy mofo, just like us two–and get him on board with the conspiracy.

      Ian (a suspiciously white name, leading me to wonder just how many people he’s murdered) will never be able to see a physician again because three white men conspired against him.

      1. JEP   11 years ago

        You could almost turn that into some type of TV show. Take news articles and act them out in short skits. Call the show Liberal Thinking.

        It’d be a lot like Drunk History.

    4. Agammamon   11 years ago

      Huh.

      And all this time I was thinking it was running people over in parking lots and ‘overseas contingency operations’ that were our favored methods.

  36. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    You know who else handed out medals?

    1. CE   11 years ago

      Abraham Lincoln?

    2. John Quincy Addingmachine   11 years ago

      The IOC?

  37. Coeus   11 years ago

    Straight white men

    Young Jean Lee writes by listening. When she started working on Straight White Men, she took advantage of being a playwright in residence at Brown University.

    “I asked a roomful of women, queer people and minorities, ‘What do you want straight men to do? And what do you want them to be like?’ ” she recalls.

    Lee wrote down all of the answers. It boiled down to this: They wanted the straight white male character to sit down and shut up.

    “When you hear that around the table, you just feel yourself sinking slowly into the chair,” remembers James Stanley, who plays the character created from the list. The character, named Matt, is a sort of idealized straight white male. He works for a not-for-profit and is guided by a sense of trying not to ? in his words ? “make things worse.” Lee and Stanley workshopped the character in front of the students. Who hated him.

    “Hated him,” Lee said, clearly still surprised. “And I realized that the reason why they hated him was ? despite all their commitment to social justice ? what they believed in most was not being a loser. [Matt] is exhibiting behavior that gets attributed to people of color: not being assertive, not standing up for himself, always being in a service position.”

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      The character, named Matt, is a sort of idealized straight white male. He works for a not-for-profit and is guided by a sense of trying not to ? in his words ? “make things worse.”

      I can only imagine the Herculean effort it must take on the part of every single person involved with this project to keep their heads from exploding at the realization of what racist dolts they are.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      I am shocked – SHOCKED!! – that SJW, when given the opportunity to create their “ideal white male”, ended up with something they ended up completely loathing.

      Because PROJECTION

    3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      They wanted the straight white male character to sit down and shut up.

      What a coincidence: that’s what straight white men want women, queer people and minorities to do, too.

      1. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

        Not true. They are welcome to remain standing.

        1. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

          I don’t even mind if they talk … as long as they have something intelligent to say.

    4. JEP   11 years ago

      [Matt] is exhibiting behavior that gets attributed to people of color: not being assertive, not standing up for himself, always being in a service position.”

      I don’t see people of color this way at all. I guess I do in terms of I wish women and minorities and would stop buying into the idea that they’re oppressed. I know it happens, but so many people go looking for it when it’s not there and it ends up being a self fulfilling prophecy.

      1. Coeus   11 years ago

        That part was a little bizarre. He’s struggling to understand. He doesn’t realize that they’re just sexist and racist. In his mind, there must be some other explanation for why they hate white men regardless of how they act.

    5. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Recall that Brown just had a big controversy over whether Wendy McElroy should speak in a debate over rape – students who were butthurt over McElroy’s presence were invited into a “safe space” blah blah

      http://reason.com/blog/2014/11…..hol-is-not

  38. BigT   11 years ago

    Global Warming News:

    IN 2002 some of the warmists were predicting a very significant decline in lake effect snow downwind of the Great Lakes. Oops!

    These criteria were applied to daily grid point data from the GCMs for two periods, the late 20th Century and the late 21st Century, to determine the relative frequency with which heavy lake-effect conditions were predicted. Surface conditions favorable for heavy lake-effect snow decreased in frequency by 50% and 90% for the HadCM2 and CGCM1, respectively, by the late 21st Century. This reduction was due almost entirely to a decrease in the number of occurrences of surface air temperature in the range of ?10 to 0?C, which in turn was the result of an increase in average winter air temperatures. Other surface conditions favorable for lake-effect snow occurred at about the same frequency in the late 21st Century as in the late 20th Century, suggesting that lake-effect rain events may replace lake-effect snow events.

    Here, again, with a picture and map.

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      The alarmist crowd has a new explanation now, so instead of less snow, global warming is producing more snow.

    2. CE   11 years ago

      Predictions are much easier after stuff happens. Like now they can blame heavy lake effect snow on global warming.

  39. Fluffy   11 years ago

    Antarctic Sea Ice Getting Even Fucking Thicker Than We Thought

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      The alt headline could be =
      ‘Climate Science’ Wrong Again: More Evidence We Don’t Know Shit

      “The discovery adds to the ongoing mystery of Antarctica’s expanding sea ice. According to climate models, the region’s sea ice should be shrinking each year because of global warming. Instead, satellite observations show the ice is expanding, and the continent’s sea ice has set new records for the past three winters. At the same time, Antarctica’s ice sheet (the glacial ice on land) is melting and retreating.”

      DENIER SCIENCE KOCH MONEY?!

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Alt-Alt-Headline =

      Correction: African American Climate Scientist Misinterpreted =

      “I’d thought he said he was digging some thick ice floes; it turns out he said something similar about ‘hoes‘”

  40. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    NPR is trying to explain how Bob Hope was funny despite his homophobia, etc.

    1. Agammamon   11 years ago

      Well, he was.

      You can be a horrible person and a great entertainer. Really, its almost a requirement.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        I’m still giggling at George Carlin’s joke about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

      2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        I’m still annoyed when I learned that in making one of his films, he found that Hedy Lamar was getting laughs, and he had the script changed so that it didn’t happen. He was already a big star by then, so it just seems petty to sabotage a film that way. But I still like him despite that.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Homophobia? Have you seen the Crosby/Hope ‘buddy films‘?

      Fuck NPR.

  41. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

    Bob Hope was born in 1903. That generation and even the one that followed are noted for despising Japs and talking about jungle music. That he called someone a fag in jest at the age of 85 doesn’t strike me as particularly offensive given his generation, anymore than Thomas Jefferson owning slaves is particularly offensive given his generation.

    While it’s a pity that previous generations weren’t as enlightened as us perfect denizens of the 21st century who received our social and political wisdom from God, maybe, just maybe, Hope’s views developed largely as a consequence of his influences. And when future generations of people who don’t get their meat from slaughtered animals look back on us as a bunch of immoral savages, maybe some of them will see the same.

    Or maybe they’ll just preen about what wonderful people they are relative to the ignorami who came before. That seems the standard approach.

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Very true. I really dislike that sort of historical fallacy, which has a name I’ve forgotten, but means to project the morality of one’s own time backwards, usually in order to condemn. It’s just amazingly unaware, as if you have the Perfect Viewpoint and someone in the future won’t do it to you.

    2. Pink Cosmotarian   11 years ago

      “Raaaaaaacist!!”

  42. db   11 years ago

    Bitchin’ drone killings! Bitchin’ drone killings!
    Hellfire on your lawn
    Bitchin’ drone killings! Bitchin’ drone killings!
    The bride was just a pawn

  43. db   11 years ago

    Yeah. A *finger* improperly on the *trigger* caused the gun to go off.

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