French Town Bans Clown Costumes Amid Nationwide 'Aggressive Clown' Terror
SPOILER ALERT: This story also involves Clown Hunters


In Vendargues, a small French town near Montpellier, there will be one classic costume conspicuously missing this Halloween. Under order of decree by Mayor Pierre Dudieuzere, no resident age 13 or above shall wear a clown costume or clown makeup in public this October 31.
So what are we looking at here? An extreme case of coulrophobia? Au contraire! It seems nearby cities and towns have been terrorized by evil teenage clowns for the past several weeks. Dudieuzere said he's merely aiming to "avoid confusion and eventual disruption on the occasion of the feast of Halloween."
Vendargues' ban on clowning around in public lasts through November 30, 2014, although an extension is possible if "the evolution of this phenomenon" of menacing clowns continues. Those who break the clown ban will be arrested and prosecuted, though the decree does not say what the punishment is. Also no word on whether mimes are prohibited.
According to the BBC, French police have recently arrested more than a dozen teen clowns who were "frightening passers-by" with weapons and sometimes physically assaulting people. "The incidents appeared to be fuelled by a clown craze on social media," the BBC article reports cryptically.
A story from earlier in the week elaborates on this alleged evil clown "social media craze", which apparently is not just a phénomène français but an "international trend."
"Earlier this month in the US, there were several reports of scary clowns in California, Florida and New Mexico," the BBC's Anne-Marie Tomchak reports.
Photos of clowns were shared on social media accounts using the name "Wasco Clown". The Wasco Clown was was originally an art project featuring photos of an anonymous clown in the town of the same name. It inspired copycats, with some sharing disturbing images of clowns in intimidating scenarios. Social media accounts using the Wasco Clown name built up a following on Twitter and Instagram. There was also on a tribute Facebook page.
Yes, folks, anyone in the whole world who posts clown photos to the Internet is clearly part of this global violent clown conspiracy. Don't worry, though: "Social media is also being used as part of a counter movement. In France, police say groups are organising online to track down the clowns and they're taking the matter very seriously," Tomchak notes.
According to the French Ministry of the Interior, several clown hunters were arrested carrying batons and brass knuckles. "Possession of a weapon on a public road is an offense punishable by imprisonment," says the Ministry in a statement. "Everyone, aggressive clowns clowns or hunters, discovered in possession of a weapon … on the highway will be arrested" and taken into police custody. The statement also urges French citizens to report "aggressive clowns" to authorities immediately.
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Fuck clowns. Everyone gets one group they're free to applaud the oppression of, and mine is clowns. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
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Someone saw/read "It" one too many times....
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They all float down here!
*Spoiler alert*
Speaking of the novel "It", do you guys remember the scene where the boys take turns having sex with Beverly, who's 11 or 12 years old? Shouldn't Stephen King be arrested for creating child porn?
police say groups are organising online to track down the clowns
Yes. Nothing says, "We're serious!" than "online groups" "tracking down" clowns.
#WINNING
"Track down the clowns?
Don't bother, they're here."
It looks like I linked this a day too early. Oh, well, I'll just put it here, too.
This is clearly the fault of Big Circus.
BIG. TOP.
Obviously the aggressive clowns should start costuming like Mayor Pierre Dudieuzere.
Clearly this will put an end to clown violence.
They all float down here.
Dammit, that's what I get for not refreshing.
So they're going to arrest all the politicians?
I think they are persecuting people dressed as clowns, not congenital clowns.
congenital clowns
Nice band name.
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When clowns are outlawed, only outlaws are clowns. Wait...
The French are so brave.
Mein heir, Ballon?
Whoops, Mein herr, Ballon. Stupid correcting software.
nearby cities and towns have been terrorized by evil teenage clowns for the past several weeks
Do they rape people to the tune of 'singing in the rain'?
Welly-well, my little droogy.
It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but wasn't it more kicking than raping for that particular song?
IIRC, yes. But it really is an all-purpose song.
Come to think of it, I don't recall much *actual* rape at all.
I think that would have been too much for the big screen back then. Didn't that movie initially release with an X rating?
"The incidents appeared to be fuelled by a clown craze on social media," the BBC article reports cryptically.
"The incidents appeared to be fuelled by a clown craze in BBC articles," social media report cryptically.
Have they tried surrendering?
nearby cities and towns have been terrorized by evil teenage clowns for the past several weeks
So One Direction just did a tour through there?
ICP is touring France?
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Cool story bro
and yet mimes are still allowed to roam free?
Mimes are a type of clown!
Alright, Clown Hunter is my new handle. You are warned.
"Earlier this month in the US, there were several reports of scary clowns in California, Florida and New Mexico," the BBC's Anne-Marie Tomchak reports.
Washington is chock full of scary clowns.
I am surprised no one has connected this to the FBI's war on Juggalos. Obviously there's some massive US-led conspiracy to save FBI face. Has anyone delved into the background of the arrested French clowns? I bet they are all FBI provocateurs.
Damn, if that's their angle, it worked on me! 1st thing I thought on reading this was, so the FBI was right about the Juggalos.
Over/under on Alpine towns banning Krampus/Krampusnacht in the next 5 years?
"Also no word on whether mimes are prohibited."
Prohibited? PROHIBITED?!?! How about nuked into the bowels of hell instead?
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