Nobel Prize Winner Talks About Getting Hassled by TSA


The Nobel Prize winners have all been announced, and in the shadow of this an interesting story has emerged about one previous winner's encounter with the Transportation Security Agency (TSA).
Astrophysicist Brian Schmidt, 2011 Nobel Physics Prize winner for co-discovering dark energy, told Scientific American about getting hassled by the TSA for his medal:
"There are a couple of bizarre things that happen. One of the things you get when you win a Nobel Prize is, well, a Nobel Prize. It's about that big, that thick [he mimes a disk roughly the size of an Olympic medal], weighs a half a pound, and it's made of gold.
"When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I'd bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It's made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it's completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.
"They're like, 'Sir, there's something in your bag.'
I said, 'Yes, I think it's this box.'
They said, 'What's in the box?'
I said, 'a large gold medal,' as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, 'What's it made out of?'
I said, 'gold.'
And they're like, 'Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?'
'The King of Sweden.'
'Why did he give this to you?'
'Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.'
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, 'Why were you in Fargo?'"
Read some more Reason coverage of this year's Nobel Prizes here, here, and here. Read about the TSA's recent sordid activities like spilling an urn and trying to search a guy after he got off a plane.
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"We're going to have to confiscate this until we can prove it's not harmful"
OR
"Having this much gold means you must be smuggling drugs. We have you scheduled for an internal exam..."
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BFD
It must have been like lesser apes trying to understand a television.
Its almost like tolitarian states rely on thoughtless, thuggish minions to carry out the plan, isn't it?
TSA orangutan: "Sir, what is this?"
Me: "Um, a car key?"
"It must have been like lesser apes trying to understand a television."
Exactly.
I can't believe the local cops didn't melt it down and buy an MRAP with it.
They don't have to buy the MRAP, they need to pay for maintenence.
Just incredible.
Maybe, just maybe, they needed to see what was in his bag.
But once they saw it was a solid piece of inert metal, it should have been either
(a)"Thank you, sir. Have a nice day."
or
(b)"That's a real Nobel Prize? Awesome! And Congrats! Since I made you flash something that valuable in a public place, I can have one one of my guys keep an eye on you while you're at the airport, if you'd like."
Now no it *could* have been a lithium initiator.
He could have been an agent, part of a series, smuggling in a small nuclear device piece by piece so that their man in Minot could assemble it and then detonate it.
'Why were you in Fargo?'
A question for the ages.
"I was in Fargo to bang your mom."
"I took a wrong turn. By the time I realized it, I was in Fargo."
"Why am I in Fargo? Why the fuck are YOU?"
After the Nobel in physics, I felt I had done it all, so I changed my field to Primitive Anthropology.
Winner.
"None of your fucking business."
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She was the roughest, toughest frail
but Minnie had a heart as big as a wha-a-le.....
She had a dream that the King of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin?
He built her a house of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels
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I suppose the proper response is Hidey Hidey HO!
+3 Hideys, +1 Ho
damn
i fail
I'll let it slide this once.
... But just this once!
And a Reefer Man.
That conversation is hilarious. I wish I was there behind him in line. Except they probably would have tased me for laughing so hard at them.
That's too funny. I actually had a chance to meet and interview him for a podcast. I wish I knew this story then, I would have asked him about it.
As encounters with the DMV rejects of the TSA this seems rather innocuous... Less gropy than expected.
I'm surprised none of them bit it to check.
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Are the Nobel medals really solid gold?
I was disappointed when I learned that Olympic medals aren't. But I suppose there are a lot more of them given out.
Nobel Prize medals consist of 18 carat green gold plated with 24 carat gold. Before 1980 they were struck in 23 carat gold.
It's made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays?it's completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.
And it's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
If he knew that this medal absorbed all x-rays, why the fuck did he have it in his lap top bag?
It is obvious he should have had it stuffed down the back of his grundies so that when they nudie scanned him, he would look like the goatse man.
Who among the TSA is manly enough to do a thorough pat down of goatse man's asshole?
I lol'd