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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola Everywhere! Also Some Things That Aren't Ebola If Anybody Cares: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 10.3.2014 4:30 PM

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    A patient with Ebola-like symptoms is being treated at a hospital in Washington, D.C. The patient had recently been to Nigeria. An NBC News freelance cameraman who has been diagnosed with Ebola is being flown back to the United States for treatment. More U.S. troops are heading to West Africa to shoot Ebola in the face.

  • Violent scuffles have broken out in the Hong Kong pro-democracy protests. Residents are attempting to forcefully dislodge protesters from the streets.
  • A federal judge has ordered the release of videotapes showing a Syrian detainee at Guantanamo Bay being force-fed.
  • Police have arrested more protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, prompting more complaints and concerns. Guess that public relations seminar didn't help much.
  • Vice President Joe Biden is being thin-skinned on President Barack Obama's behalf, complaining about books by former officials like Hillary Clinton, Leon Panetta and Robert Gates that offer critiques of the administration's decisions.
  • Oh, hey, we're still doing stuff in Syria. Moderate rebels (who are the people we are supposedly helping) are complaining that U.S.-led air strikes are helping President Bashar al-Assad stay entrenched. Welcome to world politics, guys.
  • This afternoon, ISIS released a video that appears to show the beheading of British hostage Alan Henning.

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  1. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

    This afternoon, ISIS released a video that appears to show the beheading of British hostage Alan Henning.

    Beheaders gotta behead

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Hello.

      I would like to change Ebola to Eboli in honor of the President.

      Sign my petition.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        Not only will I not sign your petition, I'm going to have you arrested for trespassing.

      2. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

        Obami.

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          I like "Obola."

          1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

            Obolarama!

    2. Furburguesa   11 years ago

      Gotta take a head, to get ahead.

  2. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

    Tight Credit? Why Ben Bernanke Couldn't Refinance His Mortgage

    http://blogs.wsj.com/economics.....-mortgage/

  3. Rich   11 years ago

    Breaking: Fire at Flight 93 memorial

    1. db   11 years ago

      They probably just started the furnace for the first time this fall and set a squirrel nest on fire.

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        Well, as long as it isn't, you know, ?.

        1. db   11 years ago

          An Ebola nest?

          1. Rich   11 years ago

            I was thinking of the t-word, but that'll do.

            1. db   11 years ago

              Titties and Beer?

              1. Rich   11 years ago

                Ah, yes.

                His Whipping Post cover.

                1. db   11 years ago

                  Best version ever.

        2. Ted S.   11 years ago

          The server squirrels? Burning them would be a good thing.

          1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

            Shhhh!

            *turns to the squirrels *

            He didn't mean it! Please don't eat my comments!

            1. Brandon   11 years ago
            2. Brandon   11 years ago
              1. Trigger Warning   11 years ago

                Meta.

  4. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

    A federal judge has ordered the release of videotapes showing a Syrian detainee at Guantanamo Bay being force-fed.

    Are we beheading him?

  5. Jordan   11 years ago

    Oh, hey, we're still doing stuff in Syria. Moderate rebels (who are the people we are supposedly helping) are complaining that U.S.-led air strikes are helping President Bashar al-Assad stay entrenched. Welcome to world politics, guys.

    And remember, the Obama Admin pretty much invented the Khorasan Group out of whole cloth to justify our involvement in this fiasco. Just call him George W. Obama.

    1. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

      Probably more like Lyndon B. Obama.

      1. Entropy Void   11 years ago

        Idi Amin Obama Dada Barack Mendacious the First

  6. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

    Police have arrested more protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, prompting more complaints and concerns. Guess that public relations seminar didn't help much.

    Nuke it from outer space.

  7. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

    "More U.S. troops are heading to West Africa to shoot Ebola in the face."

    Nah. Drone it.

    1. John   11 years ago

      Why not nuke it? Last I looked intense heat and radiation were pretty good disinfectants.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        You want radioactive mutant super-intelligent hive-mind Ebola?

        1. John   11 years ago

          It would make for interesting times.

        2. Rich   11 years ago

          I heard they could mutate, but ? Whoa.

        3. Restoras   11 years ago

          Isn't that what the Borg basically are/is?

        4. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          Has anyone tried negotiating with Ebola? Isolate some Ebola virus, shrink the Secretary of State down to virus size, then hammer out a treaty.

          1. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

            But, first, we must acknowledge the virtues of Ebola. Ebola is a virus of peace, a virus dedicated to fairness, and equality, and humanity. No genuine Ebola virus would wantonly kill journalists and innocent children. What we are witnessing is the perversion of a great virus. We will offer support moderate strains of the Ebola virus to isolate and eliminate this perverted strain of Ebola.

            1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

              +1

            2. db   11 years ago

              You nailed it.

            3. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

              Wow, you've done virus negotiation before.

        5. John Titor (Formerly Jensen)   11 years ago

          Mutant radioactive ebola victims ain't pretty.

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Send the Ferguson police department to deal with it.

    3. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      Drones never stopped anything.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        Yeah, but they do it faster!

      2. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

        Ahem...weddings?

        1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

          Shotgun weddings or IED weddings?

          1. Ted S.   11 years ago

            If you had IUD weddings, you wouldn't need to have shotgun weddings.

    4. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

      One of the other docs at my hospital just found his daughter, who is a military medic, is being dispatched to West Africa as part of this. He is both proud of her and scared shitless at the same time. She is apparently fired up to go, he says, but I'm betting inside she's got to be scared shitless as well.

      Yikes.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        My understanding from my sister in law, who is a Yale doc, is that it's not that big of a deal here. US hospitals have enough blood products on hand to treat it like any other hemorrhagic fever.

        In Africa, not so much.

        1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

          Agreed. I think the fear is not so much from the Ebola per se, but the sanitation and general health situation in the area, not to mention the relatively nearby pockets of young terrorists and simliar types who believe women should not be allowed to have jobs like medics. I hope the best for her, but what a difficult situation for an earnest young woman to go into.

        2. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

          US hospitals may be up to task as long as there are no more than a few thousand cases at any given time. Beyond that, and the strain may overwhelm the infrastructure.

          1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            Based on what happened in Dallas, I am not terribly confident.

            1. F. Stupidity, Jr.   11 years ago

              You know what else happened in Dallas that undermined people's confidence?

              1. Rich   11 years ago

                Not knowing who shot J.R. for a while?

              2. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

                The Cotton Bowl?

              3. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

                Tony Romo

    5. Furburguesa   11 years ago

      Bomb some of it's empty warehouses?

  8. Rich   11 years ago

    Supreme Court takes up case of Muslim woman denied job at Abercrombie & Fitch

    SugarFree will get that job at Hooter's *yet*!

    1. John   11 years ago

      She never told them she was a Muslim. Yet the EEOC says they should have asked so that they could have made an accommodation. Yeah, businesses asking your religion will never result in any law suits. Never.

      1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

        The best lawsuits are the ones you can't avoid. Did you ask about religion when hiring? Fuck you, pay me. Did you fail to ask about religion when hiring? Fuck you, pay me.

        It's a great time to be a plaintiffs' attorney.

    2. John   11 years ago

      I don't see how they could ever accomodate her religious beliefs. They have a look and part of their business model is their employees having that look. They wouldn't hire a middle aged fat man either. And you age discrimination is a tort just like discrimination based on religion.

      I wonder, would the EEOC require a strip club to hire a Muslim woman who insisted on wearing a burka? I don't see how consistent with this case. The two cases are only a question of degree not principle.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        would the EEOC require a strip club to hire a Muslim woman who insisted on wearing a burka?

        Would that be any worse than the Thursday afternoon product?

        1. John   11 years ago

          Hey now. You leave the girls on the day shift alone. They are always friendly and willing to work hard for a buck unlike those snotty bitches on the night shift.

          1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

            Girls? I want to see a DNA analysis first.

          2. Rich   11 years ago

            This. And they're mostly college students, too.

            1. John   11 years ago

              The only time I have ever enjoyed going into a strip club is during a week day afternoon.

              1. Rich   11 years ago

                I remember heard about one under-endowed girl who always covered her chest with her long hair. The guys teased her mercilessly but tipped her well.

      2. Rich   11 years ago

        I wonder, would the EEOC require a strip club to hire a Muslim woman who insisted on wearing a burka?

        I suppose 'yes', if she removed it properly.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          Properly? Like showing ankle first?

          1. Rich   11 years ago

            "Fatima gives good ankle!"

    3. Zeb   11 years ago

      Why the fuck should any employer have to make religious accommodations at all? Religion is optional, as is religious head gear. If your religion is important enough to you that you will insist on wearing a particular kind of hat to work, then you are going to have to make some sacrifices.

      1. Mexican Hop-head Buttsex   11 years ago

        Oh, I don't know. If they can force bakeries to close for refusing to sell gay wedding cakes...

        1. F. Stupidity, Jr.   11 years ago

          Oh, I don't know. If they can force bakeries to close for refusing to sell gay wedding cakes...

          That's just Socon fearmongering!

      2. Sam Haysom   11 years ago

        I really enjoy reading this post and then comparing to the posts in the direct TV article paraphrased thusly:

        But don't you dare sir fire me if I test positive for weed. Have you no decency sir. Sexual frustration is hard to deal with my weed is medicinal.

        1. kbolino   11 years ago

          Why, it's almost like the symbols that appear above the content of a post are some sort of identification for the author...

          1. Zeb   11 years ago

            Yeah, I'm not sure what that is about.

    4. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

      Wouldn't working for a place like A&F be against the same religious morals that wearing a scarf is supposed to be upholding?

      Prior to the job interview, Elauf's friend asked an assistant manager about the headscarf issue. The assistant manager recalled that she once worked with an associate who wore a white yarmulke. The assistant manger opined that a headscarf should not be a problem, especially if it wasn't black.

      After receiving this advice, Elauf showed up for the job interview wearing a black headscarf.

      Hmmmmmm, smells like a setup to me.

    5. Riven   11 years ago

      Somewhat OT.

      Let's say I wanted to open a coffee shop where the baristas/servers wear lingerie. Obviously, it's in the best interest of my business model to have young, attractive females with decent figures (who are also qualified/trained to make coffee, obviously).

      What happens if Fatty McGee comes in and applies? Can I just say she's not qualified for the position, or would I get slapped with a lawsuit for that?

      1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

        It's considered a medical condition, therefore probably in violation of the ADA

    6. lap83   11 years ago

      Why would a devout Muslim woman want to work at Abercrombie and Fitch? I wonder if the lawsuit was the intended goal.

  9. Carl ?s his ? for ?s   11 years ago

    Residents are attempting to forcefully dislodge protesters from the streets.

    "Residents" is one word for them, I guess.

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      To be fair, how would you feel if a group like Moms Demand Action were blocking streets trying to prevent you from going where you wanted?

      1. Carl ?s his ? for ?s   11 years ago

        Mostly being glib. There is a high probability that some or all of them actually are disgruntled residents, especially since the older folks weren't really on board in the first place.

        However, Beijing is known for using gangsters to harass its political opponents in Hong Kong and Taiwan, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that some were involved.

        And of course, resident and gangster are not mutually exclusive. My (admittedly shallow) understanding is that Mong Kok is known for its gang activity.

  10. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    An Entire Party Of Darth Vaders Is Vying For Parliamentary Seats In Ukraine

    1. John   11 years ago

      Only if one of them can grab Putin by the neck and say "don't disappoint me again".

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Nooooooooooooo!

    3. John Titor (Formerly Jensen)   11 years ago

      He's more political machine now than man.

      1. Pi Guy   11 years ago

        With less scars on his chest.

  11. Rich   11 years ago

    Ebola may be in Georgia (US)

    The guy was recently in Africa, of course.

    1. John   11 years ago

      Obama can suspend all flights into and out of Israel because of a couple of Hamas rockets. He can't however suspend any travel to West Africa when it is in the midst of an Ebola outbreak.

      This is what happens when politics rules everything. Fucking with Israel is always PC. Stopping travel from a region of oppressed brown people never is, even if that means letting a pandemic into the country.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        Ebola may be in Georgia (US)

        +1 fiddle made of gold

        1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

          +1 soul

      2. Zeb   11 years ago

        Ebola can't take down an airplane. That's the only real difference I can think of.
        In either case, I think it ought to be up to the airlines.

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          "Malaysian Jet Crash Due to Pilots With Ebola"

      3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        John is 100% correct. Not to mention all the enterovirus victims, which probably got here from Guatemala. But noting that immigrants can carry diseases is an old stereotype, so we must ignore it.

  12. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Employees Are Not Your Customers

    1. The Other Kevin   11 years ago

      Nice try, but she didn't take *mutipliers* into account.

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      Talk to Amway about that.

    3. John   11 years ago

      She is mostly but not completely right. Strictly speaking, you can't make money selling to your employees. You can, however, make money because your employees buy your product and in doing so encourage others to do the same. This is especially true with something like cars that required the building of a whole new infrastructure. In getting his employees to buy his product, Henry Ford helped create a critical mass of car owners which drive the demand for creating the infrastructure of good roads and gas stations and such necessary for mass car ownership which in turn sold more cars.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        Homer: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.

        Employee: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.

        Homer: Woo-hoo!

        Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.

        Homer: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!

        Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?

        Homer: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?

      2. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        That might build ROADZ!!11eleven!! in Detroit where his plants were, but not nationwide like he needed. He paid to reduce turnover.

      3. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

        McArdle is quite correct in her critique of this nonsense argument.

        Increasing wages may be good business for a variety of reasons, but it has very little to do with the additional profitability of increasing their propensity to become customers.

    4. Ted S.   11 years ago

      If you're a politician and the employees are the government-sector workers, then yes, they are.

      Or at least, they are de facto customers.

    5. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Actually - true story...

      My former boss - who is now one of the hundred-richest people in England or something - formed a startup company, and for the first few years, would provide 1 free drink to all the employees after work each day.

      This tradition naturally caught on and most people tended to linger in this chosen 'after work' pub quite a bit longer, knocking back many more. As the company grew, the after-work revelry expanded and the bar would usually be wall-to-wall "Employees" after 6pm. A not insignificant portion of our meager, young-adult income was being blown there nightly.

      It was not until a few years after I left that a former colleague of mine noted: "...Mike owned the bar too"

      Genius.

      1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

        I'm kneeling before your comment in awe.

        And I thought, my God. . .the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          It's way better than my plan to poison my employees and then sell them the antidote.

          1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

            It's like one of those science fiction dystopias, where the evil, all-powerful company addicts its employees to something that it sells them. But in real life!

            1. GILMORE   11 years ago

              To be fair = it was England, and everyone was going to go to the pub after work anyway.

              It was just his foresight to buy the pub closest to our main building, and personally shuttle people there every day until it became 'company tradition'

              Funny story #2:

              I was one of the first American employees of the company. Shortly after my hire, a 'new woman' showed up to be the resident human resources lady. She was so incompetent it was near-criminal. She actually once *lost* someone's 401k during transfer.

              anyway, she insists that we need to have a full-company meeting on our health plan. The meeting, it turns out, is 100% about the Ob/Gyn services. I go to the woman and say (discretely) 'maybe you should let the men leave'? She tells me to sit down and shut up. So, to punish her, I proceed to pepper the Ob/Gyn speaker with highly detailed questions, dragging the meeting on for longer and driving people near insane.

              She tells Mike (the boss) hoping he'll 'punish' me or something. Not likely. I go into his office, and he's busy, asks, "whats all this bullshit about?" I explain: "You know that cunt you hired in HR?" "Yes" "Well, she decides to imprison the staff in a room for 2 hours ..." and I go on a ranting tear about how ridiculously awful a human being this woman is.

              I go back to my office, satisfied. My coworker asks what I was talking to Mike about. "Oh, that @#*($!@ woman, I slagged her off, hopefully he'll fire her finally"

              Pause.

              "You mean his *fiancee*?"

              1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

                So I assume that job isn't on your LinkedIn.

                1. GILMORE   11 years ago

                  The boss later told me that he spent the whole conversation nearly crying with laughter from imagining what the look on my face would be when I learned that fact.

                  He probably tells that story more often than I do.

              2. grrizzly   11 years ago

                Wow, you were really not in the loop.

              3. Pi Guy   11 years ago

                @GILMORE: Either story would've won the thread. You're hearby not allowed to win any more threads until November.

      2. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        I owe my soul to the company bar.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          They don't take Visa?

      3. db   11 years ago

        That is the most beautiful thing I have read all week.

  13. RBS   11 years ago

    "More U.S. troops are heading to West Africa to shoot Ebola in the face."

    Operation Human Shield.

    1. Brandon   11 years ago

      I don't listen to hip hop.

  14. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Alt-text:

    "protests continue in Hong Kong"

  15. Rich   11 years ago

    Vice President Biden doesn't sound happy about former Obama administration officials who have written insider books that critique some of the president's decisions.

    Well, of course! Those books are stealing Joe's thunder.

  16. HBoA   11 years ago

    I live 1700 miles from Dallas, yet I saw somebody wearing a surgical mask at a supermarket today. Never seen that before around here. Don't know if she is suffering from allergies or phobias or whatnot, or if this is an example of The Ebola Panic! spreading faster than the virus.

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      She wouldn't have happened to be of Asian heritage, would she?

      1. HBoA   11 years ago

        Nope.

        1. Brandon   11 years ago

          She was probably a cancer patient or something. Asshole.

      2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        Raaaacist.

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      I remember just after the 2001 Japan earthquake that damaged a nuke plant seeing somebody in Finland ask on a board where they could buy a Geiger counter to test the produce.

      The panic-mongering is something else. 🙁

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        That's why I have mad respect for the guy who runs KI4U.com, having known about him for a long time, I have checked his prices from time to time. He didn't raise the price of his products one iota in the wake of Fukushima. Or pretty much any disaster.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          I wouldn't mind if he raised his prices slightly and spent it on web design.

          1. Ted S.   11 years ago

            I like it. None of that antisocial networking shit that slows browsers down.

            The guy seems like a bit of a kook though.

          2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            Wow, classic late-'90s web design.

    3. db   11 years ago

      Well, to be honest, in the case of an actual epidemic, by the time you heard about any local cases it would be too late to take meaningful action to protect yourself.

    4. Bronwyn   11 years ago

      Probably immunocompromised... Cancer patients undergoing chemo often wear a mask in public places. They get shitty looks for it, too.

      1. HBoA   11 years ago

        Thanks. Didn't know that. Now I feel bad for pointing it out. Hangs head in shame.

        1. Brandon   11 years ago

          I'm gonna call you an asshole higher up in the thread. Nothing personal, but it's been a rough week and I need some smug sanctimony.

          1. HBoA   11 years ago

            No problem. I am an asshole for trying to be clever while ignorant.

  17. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Is there an Ebola named diet drug we can take off the market?

    1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      Have abowla granola?

  18. Coeus   11 years ago

    So, A Mom Baked Vagina Cookies For A Class Of 2nd Graders

    What's the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.

    Well, at least that's what "Autumn", a mother who volunteered to bring in treats to her child's class, thought when she ? surprise! ? showed up with a big ol' batch of vagina-frosted cookies and an agenda.

    According to Redditor JPstudly, who knows the teacher of the second grade class, all vaginas were represented on the tray: small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, fire crotch. You know, your typical, sugary sexuality cookies.

    "I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman's vagina today," Autumn told the teacher when she arrived with her crotch cookies.

    The teacher told Autumn her va-jay-jay cookies were not allowed in the classroom, and as you can imagine, the mother lost it. She yelled "vagina" loudly many, many times, screamed about the importance of teaching kids about sexuality and even accused the teacher of not being proud of her own vagina. Then, she stormed out ? without the cookies.

    100 to 1 odds she's one of those who feels sexually assaulted if she sees a random penis.

    1. Zeb   11 years ago

      Yeah, try bringing a tray of cookies representing all the shapes and sizes of dicks in the world to school.

    2. On The Road To Mandalay.   11 years ago

      What's a "vagina"?

    3. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      Never with baked goods.

    4. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      Wow...read that email. She's nuts.

      And mostly like an editor for Jezebel.

      1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        The amazing thing is someone this nuts wants to be around children.

        Did I say amazing? I meant typical.

      2. Coeus   11 years ago

        "We as women should stand together and inform people about the vagina and how to please it."

        Wow. To second graders. Chris Hanson needs to get in touch with this woman.

        1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

          The homework assignments would be fun.

          Unless the dog eats it.

        2. Ted S.   11 years ago

          "We as women should stand together and inform people about the vagina and how to please it."

          Change it to "We as men should stand together and inform people about the penis and how to please it." See how people react.

        3. oncogenesis   11 years ago

          Eight year-olds, dude.

      3. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

        Every cookie vagina in that picture looks like it's been through a major car accident.

        Have all of those cookies been fisted or something?

        1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

          Prolly the pleasure she had in mind.

        2. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

          Roast beef sandwiches would have been too expensive.

          1. Rich   11 years ago

            LOL

        3. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

          It's the exploded view

      4. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

        The last line of her email show what happens when her mask slips off.

        I hope you go home to a husband who beats on you.

        These radicals legitimately see men as animals or machines. The only debate is between right thinking womyn and wrong thinking gender traitors. If you are a traitor, you deserve to be abused by the dangerous animal that you aid and abet.

        It's no different than the pit bull hysterics, those people wish for pit bull owners to be bit by their dog for having a wrong view.

    5. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      I said I wanted a box OF cookies.

    6. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

      "I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman's vagina today," Autumn told the teacher when she arrived with her crotch cookies.

      Sucks to be all those parents who didn't want their kids' sex ed class to be taught by a raving lunatic in an apron.

      Alternatively:

      In her zealotry to take her faith in the Progressive Church - Social Issues Synod to a new level, she violated one of the Ten Demandments. Queen Obama the Great said "children shalt not feed on the sweet or on the fat, but only on the carb and on the fiber."

    7. Ted S.   11 years ago

      There's got to be a Girl Scout Cookie joke in this somewhere.

      1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        girls cooz cookies

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          You are *hot* today, IF!

      2. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        Do-si-dos
        Savannah Smiles
        Thank You Berry Munch
        Golden Yangles
        Snaps

        1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

          Choco-Ginger Snatch

          1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

            Ice Box Sweeties

            1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

              Golden Graham Groiners

    8. Rev-Match   11 years ago

      So, A Mom Baked Vagina Cookies For A Class Of 2nd Graders

      WTF? What do suppose would happen had this been a father that baked a bunch of penises and gave them to the kids?

  19. Zeb   11 years ago

    Democracy is great, but economic freedom is better. Or at least more essential to prosperity and general freedom. The HK protestors are a whole lot more respectable than the American Occupy idiots, but I worry that their protests will just result in China taking more control more quickly and fucking up the good thing they have going.

  20. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

    Ebola vs. Obamacare.

    Who wins?

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      We all do, Invisible Finger. We all do.

  21. Coeus   11 years ago

    Feminists are so cute when they think they're smart.

    Maybe it's because they yell about bullshit less. When they're smugly stupid, they're quieter.

    1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

      Why's she drawing dicks and boobs with weirdly irrelevant labels?

    2. Carl ?s his ? for ?s   11 years ago

      Where is the part where she shows that Harris misunderstands the normal distribution?

      1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

        Nowhere that I can see. She appears to disagree with two premises. 1) men and women have different estrogen levels; and 2) one's estrogen level influences the palatability of that dude's writing. Nothing in that indicts the man's understanding of elementary statistics.

    3. Horatio   11 years ago

      She cites the fact that "researchers" have found no psychological difference between men and womyn.

      Chalk up another "consensus" that fails the "being alive and looking the fuck around" test.

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        Indeed. It's pure anti-scientific denial to claim that differing amounts of hormones have no psychological effect.

      2. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        "Many researchers have searched for cognitive and psychological differences between the genders and taken as a whole, researchers have found little to no difference in cognitive ability or psychological differences between men and women and when differences are found, it's unclear whether they are themselves innate or a product of our culture and experiences. If differences exist at all they are quite small and can only be seen in the aggregate."

        Sheer buffoonery.

        She must think it's an accident the jails are full of men.

    4. Brandon   11 years ago

      She can't spell "presume."

  22. flye   11 years ago

    This essay had an oblique link on Instapundit yesterday, and turned out to be very much worth the (longish) read. Good analysis of Team Red/Blue thinking.

    Excerpt:

    Spending your entire life insulting the other tribe and talking about how terrible they are makes you look, well, tribalistic. It is definitely not high class. So when members of the Blue Tribe decide to dedicate their entire life to yelling about how terrible the Red Tribe is, they make sure that instead of saying "the Red Tribe", they say "America", or "white people", or "straight white men". That way it's humble self-criticism. They are so interested in justice that they are willing to critique their own beloved side, much as it pains them to do so.
    ...
    And so how virtuous, how noble the Blue Tribe! Perfectly tolerant of all of the different groups that just so happen to be allied with them, never intolerant unless it happen to be against intolerance itself. Never stooping to engage in petty tribal conflict like that awful Red Tribe, but always nobly criticizing their own culture and striving to make it better!

    1. Horatio   11 years ago

      Read this yesterday and thought it was more or less excellent. True self-awareness from a NY Lib...inspiring. It made me realize that I was often making sneering assumptions about the rank and file members of the "Left", ie they truly are motivated by the best intentions when they call for theft, kidnapping, murder, and general loss of liberty of their fellow humans.

      1. flye   11 years ago

        I thought his framing was interesting because I never could quite figure out the "shame on you for celebrating Osama's death" vs. "hooray Thatcher is dead!" dynamic among the left, but this captures it:

        The Blue Tribe has performed some kind of very impressive act of alchemy, and transmuted all of its outgroup hatred to the Red Tribe.

        1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          I noticed this after 9/11: the same people who talked about the dangers of fundamentalist Christians, or even plain old Catholics, found it unacceptably prejudiced to consider Islam more dangerous than Zen Buddhism.

  23. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

    This afternoon, ISIS released a video that appears to show the beheading of British hostage Alan Henning.

    I'll bet the ISIS folks are pissed off that Ebola has pushed their latest beheading off the front page.

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      Boy, are they going to be surprised when they find out that Americans use decocking as a punishment.

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