Inspector General to Federal Employees: No, You Shouldn't Bill Time Spent Watching Star Trek Movies to the Government

Bad news for federally employed Trekkies: You can't bill hours spent at the theater watching the latest Star Trek movie to the government—even if you take your whole office with you.
That's the conclusion of the Commerce Department inspector general (IG), who indicated in a report this week that hours spent at the movies, even if they happen during the course of a regular workday and are intended as team-building activities, should not in fact be counted as billable hours on the job.
As The Washington Post notes, the IG report came in response to a group outing to an afternoon matinee:
In May 2013, a supervisor at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite-R Series — which monitors, among other things, space weather — organized a "team building" activity in the middle of the day to go grab lunch together and then all see the 2 p.m. showing of "Star Trek Into Darkness."
According to the IG report, "the government paid $3,487.31 in taxpayer-funded wages for employees" to attend the screening of the 132 minute long movie, which, granted, is less than the $5,500 the Internal Revenue Service paid in set-building costs and staff time for the development of a low-rent Star Trek parody several years ago.
Even still, billing time spent at the multiplex was…inappropriate, the IG decided.
The OIG concluded that, unlike training events, which are designed to develop professional skills and therefore may be counted as work-hours, watching a Star Trek movie offered no professional development opportunities. Therefore, even if such an event resulted in greater unity or cohesion, the hours spent at the event should not have been billed to the government.
The IG did not conclude, but probably should have, that Star Trek Into Darkness was terrible.
Obviously these sorts of judgments differ based on professional circumstances. I can certainly see some private businesses deciding to sponsor movie outings or afternoon baseball games or trips to Chuck E. Cheese for their staffers, and that's perfectly fine if they want do. But because public employees are paid with taxpayer dollars, they are inevitably going to be held to a different standard. That's as it ought to be. There are plenty of benefits to working for the federal government. Afternoons out at the movies probably shouldn't be one of them.
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The IG did not conclude, but probably should have, that Star Trek Into Darkness was terrible.
Didn't need to, everyone knows it without saying. It's not like it's a secret or anything. Except maybe to FoE.
I ALREADY SAID THAT WRATH OF KHAN IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER SO THE COROLLARY IS THAT INTO DARKNESS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER.
I thought "The Nicole Story" was the worst movie ever made?
Depends if she did a fan dance or not.
Dance of the 7 worst veils?
There's actually a new show on this fall called You're the Worst. I'm pretty sure it's based on Nicole and might even star her.
Seeing as Into Darkness is a "remake", your comment shows a pattern indicating two-dimensional thinking.
You fled the theater. Why? Were you afraid?
We offered the theater ORDER!
Fuck you, Highlander won the Academy Award for best movie ever made. Fucking Pleb
I do like Fig Newtons.
They should have pitched it differently.
They should have applied for a research grant to test the effects of team building exercises on climate change.
You take the temperature on the way in, you take note of the temperature on the way out, you compare it to days when you didn't do team building exercises...
It could take weeks to collect all the pertinent data, never mind writing the report.
Via Instapundit: CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: Tapes showing meek oversight of Goldman are about to rock Wall Street.
http://www.propublica.org/arti.....w-york-fed
For some reason, I think nothing else is going to happen...
But now people will start to think that the financial industry and financial regulators are completely corrupt.
And then, um...
What else do you want to happen? Most financial regulatory oversight is at best ineffective, but probably frequently corrupt. Doing nothing is likely the best case scenario.
The problem isn't with Wall Street crashing or doing stupid things, it's with the tax payer throwing money at them for a stimulus or bailouts.
When I worked at a public university in NYC the head of our department would often use Ford and Rockefeller grants to hold huge parties at her house in the Hamptons. She told the watchdogs they were team building.
$1200 for champagne, $1000 for foie gras...
Yup, checks out fine!
"She told the watchdogs they were team building."
Academic code for 'wild orgy'?
Fideglio.
*a tear of pride trickles down my Swiss ordered cheek*
http://www.technologyreview.co.....-computer/
OT, obviously.
At least "Into Darkness" didn't rape anyone like the Star Trek Reboot did.
People forget that Star Trek: Nemesis had an actual attempted rape in it. Or maybe they didn't know in the first place, since no one saw the movie.
Also, there was an implied rape in Gamesters of Triskelion.
But Star Trek the 2009 movie actually raped someone. See the link.
I WATCHED THE VIDEO WHICH WAS IN EVEN POORER TASTE THAN THE MOVIE ITSELF. That was made back in the days before rape was a wedge issue.
Here's his fuller review of the movie. He says he likes his sci-fi to be either full of action or full of boring. His favorite Star Trek movie is the first one, because it's basically an extended version of an Original Series episode.
Into Darkness was pretty awful, like a thematic teenage soap opera, but it's also pretty goddamn watchable. #guiltypleasures
The first one was better. But yeah, I think it got more hate than it deserved.
The first one was totally watchable as an action romp. Into Darkness was so bad I turned it off after 15 minutes. Absolutely fucking terrible.
I hate to agree with the male version of Nicole here, but the movie makes me angrier every time I see it. Just completely sloppy and totally unnecessary.
Hey! I'm older so she's the female version of me!
Just completely sloppy and totally unnecessary.
Just. Like. Your. Mom.
I am so disgusted with you right now, I want to vomit.
I've only seen it once, are you suggesting I should view it a second time to be sure?
If you didn't think it was awful then you missed crucial plot holes.
Angrier every time you see it ?
Do you like getting angry ?
The seat I was in was sticky with something that wasn't soda. The theater I went to had a couple of thirteen year old kids who texted through the whole first act before deciding the movie was shit and leaving. Personally, I applaud their good taste and maturity.
Even still, billing time spent at the multiplex was?inappropriate, the IG decided.
he says inappropriate. I say embezzlement.
You know... these stories, while fun and interesting, are hardly the core problem of government. Sure, it's another case of the public sector doing some questionable billing... but we're talking about trillions in stimulus here, too big to fail, runaway government power and authority, if some layabouts got paid for the 90 minute movie, I'm not going to call my congressman.... whoever that is.
How did the IRS get Nick to appear in this parody -- did he have back taxes to pay?!
Say what you will about Into Darkness and the reboot (because they do suck), at least they toned down the collectivist propaganda and made the Federation's control a lot more creepy (I'm thinking of those scenes where they show that they have surveillance of every angle of the city when they're looking for Khan).
I mean, hell, there's a Nokia cellphone in that car Kirk drives at the start of the movie. Roddenberry's rolling in his grave over the thought of companies existing in the Federation.
I think that had more to do with Abrams' utter ignorance of the point of the original Trek, coupled with his reliance on impossible conspiracies and happenstances to make his plots remotely plausible.
Too bad that Vulcan in the picture is wearing a TNG-era uniform but sitting at a TOS-era bridge console. BUSTED.
He was visiting the museum, I'm sure.
Time travel is the more plausible explanation.
I concede your point.
That's from the IRS Star Trek parody which served as the intro to one of their leadership conferences.
The Enterprise visits the planet Notax in the star system Ataxis, a planet with no taxes, rampant money laundering and identity theft of Solar Security Numbers, with Spock figuring 11 hours until complete anarchy reigns among the Notaxians.
...and it was still better than anything Abrams has done.
billing time spent at the multiplex was ... inappropriate, the IG decided.
They chose ... poorly.
Well, not the new ones, for sure.
Tony how old were you when your father abandoned you/your family ?
Aargh!!! I just beat my wife at the thought of these lazy government mooches going out to lunch together. Fuck them and their perks. Next thing you know they'll want to throw a Christmas party and have a secret Santa.
If you're looking for good Trek, I would suggest Prelude to Axanar, available on YouTube. This is a prequel to the full-length movie which will tell the story of the Battle of Axanar, part of the four years war with the Klingon Empire that occurred about twenty years before Kirk took command of the Enterprise.
I loved 'Into Darkness'. The Die Hard bits were the funniest because I couldn't tell if they were intentional or not. (Helicopter shooting into building - hero killing helicopter with fire hose - etc.)
What truly delighted me was that all the sexiness was served up to us ladies. The guys got one awkward underwear scene and one nod to a beastly menage - while we had hours and hours of Sylar vs. Sherlock!