Friday Funnies: About That Nobel Peace Prize…

Chip Bok | 9.26.2014 7:00 AM

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waffles 12 years ago

I would frame this and hang it in my enemy's wife's powder room. That's how good it is.
1. califernian 12 years ago
  
  This is easily his best ever. By a wide margin. So good.
  1. PapayaSF 12 years ago
    
    I agree. A home run.
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

I guess Lois Lerner back there can help him plead the Fifth. Not sure what Marcie and her blond wig can contribute.
1. Almanian! 12 years ago
  
  "Marcie and her blond wig"
  
  EXACTLY
2. db 12 years ago
  
  She boosts his ego by calling him "sir" all the time.
  1. db 12 years ago
    
    And as to what Marcie can do, see what she and "Mint" do for Weapon Brown in the original issue.
    1. Almanian! 12 years ago
      
      yes, that is fucking awesome!
    2. WTF 12 years ago
      
      Awesome
    3. All-Seeing Monocle 12 years ago
      
      Don't f*ck with Chuck!
    4. Rich 12 years ago
      
      Thanks, db! "The Perfect Gift!"
    5. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago
      
      Thank you for that - that is incredible.
      1. db 12 years ago
        
        It really was an instant classic.
Almanian! 12 years ago

So, apparently, James Whitmore (who's lost some weight - lookin' good) is consigliere to Scatman Crothers now. CAN YOU GIVE THEM THE PROPER NAMEPLATES, CHIP? Sheesh...

As Fist noted, what Marchie-with-the-blond-wig and and endlessly-frumpy Hillary Clinton are doing sitting in the box for the UN, I don't know. Maybe it's the penalty box, and they're serving a 2 minute minor for being shrill harpies.

Whatever. I don't get it.

Not entirely awful, therefore, not perfect.

Happy fucking "Bomb Us Some Brown People" Friday, Reasonoids!

ifh, Paul and others: *SLAP*

PS NEEDS MOAR LIES AND DECEPTION
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. WTF 12 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. Rich 12 years ago
      
      *slap!*
2. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  And here I was wondering why Muhammad Ali was white and behind a nameplate reading "Mr. Kerry".
Cdr Lytton 12 years ago

Kerry has his feet up around Obama's shoulder while middle aged Daffney and Velma sit beside. I don't get it.
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  you're not meant to. It's a very idiosyncratic fantasy
Longtorso, Johnny 12 years ago

Not horrible. At least it isn't a comment I've seen written out 1000 times before seeing it explicitly written out in a Bok 'cartoon'.
Trigger Warning 12 years ago

Why did Daria go blond?
1. Doctor Whom 12 years ago
  
  I dunno, but maybe she should talk to Dr. Shar about liposuction.
Bee Tagger 12 years ago

Javier Bardem stars in No Country for Bored Men
Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago

Ooooh, Zinger from Bok. Or something.
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  You've been nutpunched into submission
  1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago
    
    I think you may be right... I'll have to recover this weekend and come back sardonic, fit and rested.
Roger the Shrubber 12 years ago

Kerry only tosses ribbons. Apparently medals are too heavy for him. Does he even lift?
katrinacupitiil 12 years ago

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jmomls 12 years ago

Wow, when did the UN rearrange the seats? I didn't know our delegation was next to the Isle of Lesbos now.

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