Friday Funnies: NATO to the Rescue

Chip Bok | 9.12.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

Bill Cosby dealing with the hive mind of William Buckley, Amy Poehler and two other guys I don’t feel like finding names for.
1. RBS 11 years ago
  
  Parks and Recreation seasons 1-4 Amy Poehler or seasons 5-7?
  1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
    
    Yes.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

The jism trail between the floating mushroom (or is it a cum cloud?) and Lithuania seems to have severed Obama’s head. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, CHIP?
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  I think what Chip’s trying to say is
  
  .
  *SLAP*
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      *slap!*
    2. Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago
      
      *slap, slap, slap*
      
      I just finished a large and powerful coffee…extra energy, dontchaknow.
Scarecrow Repair 11 years ago

Looks like a couple of wingnuts on each side of his head. Is that where the screwing comes from?
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  They are the third set of replacements to try to keep the mask on. They just keep failing.
Florida Man 11 years ago

Do those countries have private gun ownership and militia?
1. RBS 11 years ago
  
  I saw your coffee post as I was leaving the office yesterday. I don’t remember if you brewed any yet? Where did you get your beans?
  1. Florida Man 11 years ago
    
    I got the beans from sweet Maria’s. They have an 4 and 8 lb sampler. I brewed my first cup yesterday. You really do get more complex flavored by roasting fresh and using a French press.
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Aren’t you going to roll that beautiful bean footage?
      1. Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago
        
        *narrows gaze, sips coffee and mutters inaudibly*
    2. Brett L 11 years ago
      
      Are you a roaster now?
      1. db 11 years ago
        
        “ROOSTERS!”
      2. Florida Man 11 years ago
        
        Just started.
    3. Restoras 11 years ago
      
      This smells vaguely of hipsterism…
      1. Brett L 11 years ago
        
        What if I was home-roasting before it was cool?
      2. Lord Humungus 11 years ago
        
        Artisanal coffee, anyone?
      3. Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago
        
        LEAVE COFFEE ALONE!
        
        *shudders and clutches mug all the harder*
      4. Florida Man 11 years ago
        
        I did have that though, but I looked down and noticed I’m not wearing skinny jeans and felt better.
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

Wait! Did he say that all by himself? He’s looking straight into the camera (artists eyes) not at the teleprompter!

Good for him.

But when did Martha Stewart move to Latvia?
1. Rich 11 years ago
  
  “Martha Stewart”? I thought that was *Hillary*!
2. Rhywun 11 years ago
  
  No, that’s Ellen.
Idle Hands 11 years ago

I would have found it more accurate if the polish guy didn’t have a thought to contribute.
Bee Tagger 11 years ago

Oh, sure, the woman is from the country that’s spelled like labia. Grow up.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  Worst part is, that doesn’t even remotely resemble the leadership of Latvia
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A…..President)
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laimdota_Straujuma
  
  *Split for link limit*
  1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solvita_?bolti?a
    
    Though the last one is kind of scary.
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Even Speaker of the Saeima is kind of scary.
      1. Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago
        
        Sounds like an excellent title for some Science Fiction or Fantasy book.
  2. John Galt 11 years ago
    
    The caricature of Obama is almost spot-on, except perhaps it’s not scary looking enough. Mr. President; scary.
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Needs that nose thingy, though.
Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago

NEEDS MOAR LAB….fuck it…..
1. Rich 11 years ago
  
  “MORE LAB…”, what? “MORE LABIA”? Grow up.
  1. John Galt 11 years ago
    
    Labia are not only necessary, but a lot of fun even for mature adults.
    1. gaijin 11 years ago
      
      Molon Labia!
      1. John Galt 11 years ago
        
        Voila!
2. Lord Humungus 11 years ago
  
  Labadors!
Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago

Wow, the Lightworker sure is calm despite being surrounded by all those ghosts.
John Galt 11 years ago

The truth is always hilarious?
Almanian! 11 years ago

I did not know Hillary Clinton was actually a Latvian plant, and that Biden’s a Pollack.

I CAN believe that Karl Lagerfeld is Lithuanian and Terry Bradshaw is from Estonia.

But why does Bock continue to have shoes hanging from where Scatman Crothers’ ears should be? And why would he be talking about NATO? Is this “The Shining – Scatman Returns From Beyond To Save NATO”?

Horrid. Therefore, perfect. *SLAP* each and every one of you Reasonoids on the ass this Ass Slap Friday, and may your day be wretched, filled with angst and hopefully threat of bodily injury.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids!
1. db 11 years ago
  
  Is *that* what all the “*SLAP*s” are for? man, no on EVER tells me ANYTHING.
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    There was some Brickbat a few months ago about schoolkids being disciplined for playing Slap-Ass Friday, hence this. We’re doing it for the children.
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Nice explanation, ifh.
      
      It’s like a kinder, gentler Fight Club, since we can talk about it.
    2. Restoras 11 years ago
      
      Dammit. I miss all the good threads.
    3. db 11 years ago
      
      In the spirit of giving,
      
      *SLAP*
  2. Rhywun 11 years ago
    
    I just thought they were spelling “fap” wrong.
2. DontShootMe 11 years ago
  
  Biden wishes he were smart enough to be a Pollack.
db 11 years ago

Lithuania’s arm has been amputated and it keeps it’s sleeve sewn closed because it’s afraid America will try to jam a prosthetic somethingorother in there.
1. John Galt 11 years ago
  
  America, the big fat, crude female who’s always forcing herself down everyone’s throat and onto their missing limbs?
Restoras 11 years ago

Don’t look now but there is more Sarah Palin on the way! I have no doubt the tiny little 24/7 blurb will be upgraded to a full-fledged post later this morning.
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

those jug ears look like boots.

…forever stamping…
1. Swiss Servator, Go Genf! 11 years ago
  
  And it looks like his head is floating, disembodied, above the inadequate body.
  1. Rhywun 11 years ago
    
    What a girlie-man.
Brett L 11 years ago

As of now, Williams is not charged with any crime because the da said there was no willful criminal intent, but that could change pending an investigation.

At least they’ve rediscovered mens rea

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