No, a Democratic Candidate Didn't Wish Ebola on the NRA

So, here's a headline out of the right-leaning news site Rare today: This Awful Democrat Just Wished Ebola on NRA Members. Fox News' Greta Van Susteren tweeted about the incident, which also got picked up by a bunch of smaller conservative blogs.
I cannot emphasize this enough: It's a totally bogus story.
Here's the tweet:

The "awful Democrat" in question is Mike Dickinson. Rare's Douglas Barclay informs us that Dickinson is a "political lightweight and Virginia candidate for Congress" in the 7th district. That he is a lightweight is true: Dickinson has no political experience whatsoever. But he isn't a Democratic candidate for anything, either. The local Democratic Party has emphatically denied any association with the troll. He almost certainly has no intention of actually running for any office.
Shortly after the above tweet, Dickinson claimed Ben Franklin was a "well known pervert" with herpes, and insisted that "George Washington had several well known mistresses and was known to hit the brothel in many towns." But thse weren't the first blaring signs of bullshit that he ever put up.
You may recall the man's last headline-making stunt a few months ago. A 19-year-old Texas cheerleader was getting flak for lion hunting in Africa, and Dickinson offered $100,000 bounty for anyone who could find nude pictures of her. Conservatives went berzerk.
Before that he appeared on Greta Van Susteren's show and declared war on Fox News. Outrage, again.
Conservatives from Sean Hannity to S.E. Cupp continue to fall for his act, but the irony is that all of Dickinson's publicity comes from appearances on conservative media. Folks like Barclay and Susteren have no one but themselves to blame for 1) not researching this goober first 2) diverting attention from real candidates and issues 3) helping him make a cool couple grand off his fake campaign.
Kudos to Dickinson, though. He actually does a service to our political system by satirizing it. The fact that someone with zero credentials can put on a suit, say a few provocative things, and let the opposite side's media do the rest is alarming. Dickinson puts up a mirror into which people from both major parties might want to look long and hard.
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Truly a modern day Voltaire.
The Yes Men ought to offer him a job.
This is awesome.
My faith in America lives another day...
I cannot emphasize this enough: It's a totally bogus story.
other than a portion of the who, weren't the what, when, where, and how accurate?
I think that the bogosity lies in the implication that he somehow represents the Democratic party. I'm sure plenty of random idiots have wished Ebola on the NRA. But none of the rest of them got on FOX news.
Of course it's false. Democrats don't pray.
So, he's not a Dem?
He's just an "I" who wishes the Dems would win, then?
Maybe he should be on TI, or would that be a bad thing?
He's not a Democratic candidate. He probably is a Democrat or fellow traveler.
Alright, the narrative can continue unabated: Proglodytes really are the worst people in the world, and the schmuck lives up to his name.
Nah, the worst people in the world are the politicians that progs vote for.
I see a distinction without a difference. Other than some step up.
Maybe it's the Sith thing; Some rule, some crave.
He's pretty much what Palin's Buttplug wishes he was.
Yep.
And, I don't know if that says more for him, or for PB.
What about those nude photos?
I wonder what will be the greater invasion of privacy over the next few days; these leaked photos or girlfriends surreptitiously examining their boyfriends' search histories?
Bitch logs on as guest.
What about what?
If you are going to blame conservatives for this guy can we now blame progressives for Culter?
Just wait until Libertarians are totally kept off ballots by unfair petition requirements and start turning up in GOP and Dem primaries saying smack about opponents.
So, he makes the puppets dance?
I really hope H&R doesn't devolve into a series of "Shit We Found on Twitter".
Because its not like the world doesn't have enough of that.
You hope reason doesn't become Twitchy?
H&R is just recycling old Dave Weigel columns from Slate
It's like he never left!
Hell, Mike Dickinson's no less of a serious candidate than GayJay was in the 2012 Republican Primary.
He announced he was running for the nomination
He collected donations and filed a FEC report.
He campaigned.
He didn't get the nomination.
Sounds kinda like a candidate, just not a serious one.
Well, he got a nomination.
You need to read up on ol' Ben if you think that's bullshit.
Long Daily Kos Interview with VA 7th Congressional District Democrat Candidate Mike Dickinson
So a candidate who fails to achieve his party's nomination isn't really a candidate? Good to see Reason has Zenon on the "who's a real Democrat" beat. Maybe they could hire Tulpa Bo to sort out the real SoCons.
The neocons are the ones that are tough to pin down. The SoCons are pretty straightforward.
I actually enjoy spotting the fake fiscal conservatives (Mostly Rep, but some Dem) who've never seen an appropriation they could cut.
Mostly Rep, but some Dem
"We must save the Export Import bank to remain competitive!!"
- Obama Commerce Secretary
claimed Ben Franklin was a "well known pervert" with herpes
Well, I don't know about evidence for herpes, but Franklin does have a reputation as a rake.
Like Heroic said above, that sounds accurate-ish, not bullshit-y.
Franklin fucked his way across Paris. For America.
Most people have herpes.
So all of a sudden we're not allowed to paint an entire party by the acts of one of its members?
New here?
Not when it's a Democrat.
Yes, Reason never points out when people make idiotic generalizations about republicans or conservatives.
That was Weigel's whole shtick while he was here.
Apparently when Trump and some blog of a crazy man say Obama was born in Africa it is everyone who is not voting for Obama saying it.
If progs can call Tea Partiers "Tea Baggers" based on one guy saying it a long time ago, surely this guy qualifies as a Democrat.
Not an America that I want to live in!
What is the point of this? He is a prog, and like other progs, he wants to strip a 2nd amendment right away from us. If his fellow travelers have to answer for him, fine.
It's a totally bogus story.
So a guy who gets defeated in the primary is not a candidate?
Let me get this straight. A nobody said some shit on Twitter.
Is that it? Can I have my five minutes back?
So, is he a registered Democrat?
Has he ever run for office (including a primary) as a Democrat?
These are some pretty basic questions that are relevant here, which I see no one trying to track down.
If it turns out he is a registered Dem, then calling him a Democrat is accurate.
If he did run for office on the Dem ticket, then calling him a former Dem candidate is accurate, as well.
Saying that Justin Beiber was arrested would also be accurate, but that doesn't make it news.
oh wai.....
Those are good questions.
This guy is trolling everyone quite successfully.
The guy may be a lightweight and an idiot, but both statements about Franklin and Washington are actually pretty factual.
"George Washington slept here" is a well known inside joke to early American historians, and Franklin's reputation as a sexual scoundrel is well known.
That doesn't detract from either man's accomplishments or greatness, though.
What about Salon falling for a fake tea party rep.:
http://twitchy.com/2014/09/02/.....ven-smith/
The Blue smurfs just can't keep from bragging about being smarter than those ignorant red critters.
The imaginary rep is Steve Smith. As if he'd waste his rapeiness in DC.
This is glorious.
He is right. Football is lame.
But if he wants to take out violence (tackles and blocks) and commercialism...
It would become Soccer!! Which is far worse!!!
OK...
Used the name Steve Smith for the sock...
This has to be from someone here who wrote it.
So, the comments establish pretty easily that this man is, in fact, a candidate--or at least was a candidate for VA-7.
So then a Democratic candidate DID, in fact, wish ebola on the NRA.
So why the fuck is this still here? Can Reason not weed out the goddamned dem shills that keep getting hired on?
Somebody needs to do better research. http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....rview-Here