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Obama Worried About Looking Hawkish, Rand and Hillary Formally Flip Their Parties' Roles, St. Louis Cop Defends D-Day Tactics: P.M. Links

J.D. Tuccille | 8.28.2014 4:30 PM

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    President Obama frets that asking Congress for approval to strike against ISIL in Iraq and Syria might blemish his insistence that he's an anti-war kind of guy. Just a tad late for that, Barry.

  • The tussle that dare not speak its name: Russian troops and armor may have crossed Ukraine's border and battled local forces, but American and EU officials balk at calling the situation "war." It just seems so…judgmental.
  • Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) lays the arming and empowering of ISIL at the doorstep of "interventionists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton." Democrats shoot back that Paul "blames America for all the problems in the world." In politics, this qualifies as kinky role reversal.
  • Coming on like a D-Day reenactment was exactly the right way to deal with protests in Ferguson, insists St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar. He faces just a bit of criticism for the cops' militarized tactics.
  • The fun may be going out of politics for Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev.). With his party poised to lose its Senate majority, analysts predict that he'll decline to run for reelection in 2016.
  • Ailina Tsarnaeva—yes, of those Tsarnaevs—was arrested in New York City for, allegedly, threatening to bomb a woman with whom she shares a baby daddy. This family really needs another go-to for conflict resolution.
  • GDP actually grew more than many economists expected in the second quarter, but the economy still looks sluggish.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) lays the arming and empowering of ISIL at the doorstep of "interventionists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton."

    And they'll create the evil that will defeat ISIS and fill its power vacuum. What's the problem?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Hello.

      50 Italians fighting for ISIS.

      http://bit.ly/1sKcLLA

      They're in charge of the food. Polenta and white truffles for all!

      1. Sudden   11 years ago

        If Italians make a significant portion of ISIS forces, we can rest assured that ISIS will never win another battle.

        1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          Unless they're Romans.

          1. Sudden   11 years ago

            Nah, not enough little boy fucking in Islamist Rome.

            1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

              Are you sure about that?

              1. Sudden   11 years ago

                Huh, who would've thought that the culture that thinks all women should be covered from head to foot would be into pederasty?

                I stand corrected.

                1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

                  Sudden, what's a pederast?

                  1. mr lizard   11 years ago

                    Think amateur hour at Warty's

        2. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

          If Italians make a significant portion of ISIS forces, we can rest assured that ISIS will never win another battle.

          What did you do in the war, daddy?

          1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

            +1 old film reference.

            1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

              Glad someone caught that.

          2. PusaAtDaga   11 years ago

            Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.

        3. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          They would have to go back to their city-state roots where they - Venetians, Genoa in particular - fought and implemented great military strategies as well as anyone.

          They had a great aeronautical heritage in the unified stage...at least.

          1. paranoid android   11 years ago

            They would have to go back to their city-state roots where they - Venetians, Genoa in particular - fought and implemented great military strategies as well as anyone.

            Their crowning achievement being the unbeatable strategy of switching sides when you're about to lose.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              They called it diplomacy - which they invented. Or in sports, free agents (the smart ones) will dump their teams go to a better one chasing a title.

              Venice stood toe to toe with Turkey buddy boy.

              1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                Yipppee!

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto

              2. Sudden   11 years ago

                OH WOW TURKEY?!!?!?!

                Serious, offing a bunch of Armos does not a capable fighting force make.

                1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                  Heh.

                  But they stood in the way of the trade routes.

                  Mudderfuckers as Nicky would say in Casino.

                  Bah. The French played Renaissance politics well too.

                2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

                  "Armos"? Is that a real term, or did you just make it up?

      2. Ted S.   11 years ago

        No prosciutto. 🙁

        1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

          Noooooooooooo *deep breath* ooooooooooo.

          I had a prosciutto sandwich for lunch and it was spectacular.

          1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

            My daughter and I went out to a local Italian place for dinner. She got a cheese ravioli with pancetta and some vodka sauce. I explained that pancetta was Italian bacon, and polenta was Italian grits. Eggs are eggs, I think. Not sure about Italian biscuits.

          2. Ted S.   11 years ago

            Nooooooooo!

        2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Islamists don't eat PORK, Ted.

          Racist.

          1. Ted S.   11 years ago

            Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

            Lisa: No.

            Homer: Ham?

            Lisa: No.

            Homer: Pork chops?

            Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

            Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              Greatest scene in Simpsons history.

              Gotta be.

      3. Rich   11 years ago

        50 Italians fighting for ISIS

        Nice band name.

      4. paranoid android   11 years ago

        Italian ISIS? I'll take one lemon and one tutti-fruity.

        1. gaijin   11 years ago

          ^nice

        2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          ...with an espresso.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHZWWFmaFcI

        3. Sudden   11 years ago

          well played.

        4. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          Isn't it odd how gelato was huge thing back about 20 years ago, with stores everywhere, and then it just seemed to die out? I never thought something so delicious would have a boom-and-bust cycle like video rental stores.

          1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

            What do you suppose the odds are you will see the exact same thing happen with Pinkberry?

            1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

              This won't help.

          2. Entropy Void   11 years ago

            "Gelato" or some semblance is back,not the stores, which I miss as well, but Bryers, Haagen Dazs and Talenti at the grocers' ... not as great as hand dipped but not horrid (BlueBell= shudder) either,

    2. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      Gidday!

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        I responded to you in the other thread.

        FYI.

        1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

          Thanks!

          Spurs through; Hull City out in Europa. Mochengladbach scores 7.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Coming on like a D-Day reenactment was exactly the right way to deal with protests in Ferguson, insists St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar.

    And anyone protesting the opposite is the same as Hitler.

    1. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

      Except in D Day re-enactments, both sides are heavily armed.

    2. F. Stupidity, Jr.   11 years ago

      "Law Enforcement Finds Law Enforcement Acted Appropriately"

  3. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    ...analysts predict that he'll decline to run for reelection in 2016.

    His family members have made enough money off his tenure? I assume he's still going to rig Nevada elections at least.

  4. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

    Ailina Tsarnaeva?yes, of those Tsarnaevs?was arrested in New York City for, allegedly, threatening to bomb a woman with whom she shares a baby daddy. This family really needs another go-to for conflict resolution.

    Did she not think that through? Or did she just think "hey this chick might think this is a credible threat"?

    1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

      Their parents must be so proud.

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        Nah - they've totally bombed in the US. Back to Mother chechnya for you!

    2. Rich   11 years ago

      The Tsarnaevs are really abominable.

      1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        A Serious Man, is that you?

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          Nope.

    3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      This family really needs another go-to for conflict resolution.

      This country really needs to tighten up on who it considers "refugees."

  5. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    This family really needs another go-to for conflict resolution.

    TOO SOON. Boston strong.

    1. Libertarian   11 years ago

      "Boston Strong" is only an ironic phrase to me. They shut down that whole city to find one wounded kid. Where were the protests against militarized police? There were a few, but I also remember people on the sidewalk cheering the cops as they rumbled by in their military vehicles.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        I posted elsewhere the story about how the Dunkin Donuts were kept open, and the cop-fellators had a hissy fit.

      2. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        There's no doubt about it, the police have won the hearts and minds.

        1. goneGalt   11 years ago

          I wonder if it is more likely Stockholm Syndrome?

  6. Libertarian   11 years ago

    "The fun may be going out of politics for Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev.). With his party poised to lose its Senate majority, analysts predict that he'll decline to run for reelection in 2016."

    Harry Reid. Doing what Nevadans don't have the guts to do.

    1. Jeff   11 years ago

      Harry Reid. Doing what Nevadans don't have the guts to do.

      You misspelled "brains".

      1. Mokers   11 years ago

        With Harry Reid, the assumption is that there are no brains involved.

  7. The DerpRider   11 years ago

    Nothing to see here... Ebola outbreak could infect 20,000 soon.

    1. Hyperion   11 years ago

      It's just the 2nd round of scare mongering. The first round was ISIS. The second round is Ebola. The 3rd and most scariest round that will definitely get the sheeples in line is ISIS with an Ebola weapon!

      1. RBS   11 years ago

        We have decided to nuke Syria from orbit. Let me be clear, this was not a decision I, I uh, I mean we, my advisers and myself, arrived at easily, but it is the only way to be sure

        President Obama, September 21st, 2014, from Pebble Beach.

      2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        I am reluctant to call reporting of genuinely scary things "scare-mongering." ISIS is genuinely scary. Ebola is genuinely scary. The latest is that dogs in Liberia are eating corpses, and dogs can be asymptomatic carriers of Ebola, meaning they can infect someone they bite or even lick.

        And ISIS doesn't need an "Ebola weapon," they just need a suicidal martyr to infect and have him get on a plane and travel around for days or weeks, spitting on door handles.

    2. Jordan   11 years ago

      Has anyone tied this to global warming yet?

      1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        People have already tied the Syrian civil war to global warming.

      2. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

        I don't know whether your question is sarcastic or serious, but "Of course!" both Ebola and ISIS have been linked to global warming.

        1. CatoTheElder   11 years ago

          http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....outbreaks/

          http://www.slate.com/articles/....._iraq.html

  8. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

    In politics, this qualifies as kinky role reversal.

    A Hill-dog v Rand secretly filmed sex-tape: watched by everyone or watched by no one?

    1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      Words cannot express how much I hate you right now.

    2. SusanM   11 years ago

      It depends - who's topping?

      1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

        Hil-Dog style, of course.

        1. Hyperion   11 years ago

          Awww, look at that, he's already picked him out a cutesy little nickname for his fav candidate for 2016.

        2. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

          I thought Hil Dog style was letting and intern do the dirty work while you smeared the name of anyone who tried to talk about it.

          1. gimmeasammich   11 years ago

            Define "dirty work." Like Sammie Spades level dirty work?

            1. mr lizard   11 years ago

              Think Steve Smith on a hangover lazy style work

    3. Obama's Buttplug   11 years ago

      The sex-tape would benefit from having a narrator. SugarFree, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

      1. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

        I feel like OB and PB should have a pillow-fight or an air-guitar contest or something...

        1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

          OB is a no talent hack.

          1. Wasteland Wanderer   11 years ago

            It's true. No one can suck Obama's dick like you can.

          2. Entropy Void   11 years ago

            I think you misspelled "PB" there, guy.

  9. OldMexican   11 years ago

    Tenth!

    1. Almanian!   11 years ago

      DecaMex!

  10. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    President Obama frets that asking Congress for approval to strike against ISIL in Iraq and Syria might blemish his insistence that he's an anti-war kind of guy.

    Is it the asking or the bombing?

  11. gaijin   11 years ago

    he'll decline to run for reelection in 2016.

    Two whole years away...who gives that kind of retirement notice?

    1. Libertarian   11 years ago

      Only someone who wants to pick his successor.

      1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

        I assume his son will run for the open seat:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Reid

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          "Rory Reid", huh?

          Rotsa ruck!

        2. gaijin   11 years ago

          I assume his son will run for the open seat:

          ugh...AN Aristocracy

          1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

            Apparently, he declared last year that he was done with politics but he has been doing a twice-weekly political commentary on local TV. So, probably lying about being done with politics but stayed out of this year's gubernatorial race to leave him more time to run for senate?

            http://www.reviewjournal.com/n.....y-politics

    2. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

      He wants to give the media enough time to deify him on his way out.

      1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

        After enduring the death of Ted Kennedy I think I can take it.

  12. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Terrorist calls for conquer of Rome:

    http://wdtprs.com/blog/2014/07.....quer-rome/

    Question. If a terrorists explicitly says he wants Muslims to settle in Rome to conquer it, is restricting immigration for said group a viable option?

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      Is there a place Muslim terrorists haven't called for the conquering of?

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        I'm not aware that they've claimed my dogs' crates yet. But there's time.

    2. Brandon   11 years ago

      Let 'em in. In a couple of years they'll all be too poor and unemployed to conquer anything.

      1. Libertarian   11 years ago

        They'll be in their thirties, living with their parents, and their mothers will be fixing them dinner every night.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Wait. Those are the Italians you're describing.

        2. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

          That...that sounds pretty good to me.

    3. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      What? No fair. They got Nova Roma already.

    4. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      Perhaps we should aks Al Sharpton.

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        RACIST!

    5. Hyperion   11 years ago

      They've all but already conquered parts of Europe, and apparently the Eurotards thinks it's quite exciting:

      Mohammed most popular male name in Oslo

      J?rgen Ouren of SSB said to NRK: "It is very exciting.

      1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

        Wait. Muslim Vikings? Mein Gott!

      2. ant1sthenes   11 years ago

        I think we haven't seen the last of European fascism, and not just because evolution is only going to let the most nationalistic Europeans survive.

        Whatever negative feelings people have toward immigrants in America, they're still mostly good folk, and culturally similar enough that we'll probably just smoosh together as a people.

    6. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      If a terrorist explicitly says he wants Muslims to settle in Rome to conquer it, is restricting immigration for said group a viable option?

      It should be, but it would be considered "racist." The Western world is now too "advanced" to resist slow-motion invasion, from Muslims or other poor Third-Worlders.

    7. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

      Question. If a milita member explicitly says he wants Americans to buy guns to overthrow the government, is restricting gun ownership for said group a viable option?

      Answer is no.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    ...but American and EU officials balk at calling the situation "war."

    Reunification.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      hah!

    2. Xeones   11 years ago

      The return of Kievan Rus'?

    3. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      Well, since the U.S. has a Russian population, for instance, we should reunify with Russia. And with every other country with which we share an ethnic population. Which would be, let me see, carry the one. . .ALL COUNTRIES ON EARTH.

      1. Entropy Void   11 years ago

        ALL YOUR ETHNICS ARE BELONG TO US!

    4. PD Scott   11 years ago

      Kinetic border adjustment.

    5. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      What's Russian for "lebensraum"?

    6. Entropy Void   11 years ago

      "Pacification".

      After all, it is "The Religion of Peace".

      1. ant1sthenes   11 years ago

        The Russian Orthodox Church?

  14. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    GDP actually grew more than many economists expected in the second quarter...

    Their expectations being the litmus test.

    1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

      Lowered Expectations

    2. Rich   11 years ago

      So-called "experts" fuck up yet again.

      1. gaijin   11 years ago

        at some point you'd think people would find some new experts

  15. Brandon   11 years ago

    Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) lays the arming and empowering of ISIL at the doorstep of "interventionists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton." Democrats shoot back that Paul "blames America for all the problems in the world." In politics, this qualifies as kinky role reversal.

    That's not blaming America, that's blaming Hilldog. Hilldog is not America.

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      There's nothing kinky about politics.

  16. Obama's Buttplug   11 years ago

    Obama Worried About Looking Hawkish

    Impossible

    1. flye   11 years ago

      Mawkish, on the other hand, he has down pat.

  17. SusanM   11 years ago

    Democrats shoot back that Paul "blames America for all the problems in the world." In politics, this qualifies as kinky role reversal.

    Code Pink is gonna need a few minutes to sort this one out.

    1. Hyperion   11 years ago

      Not really, war on wiminz trumps all other wars, and Paul wants to put vaginas back in chains, man!

      1. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

        and Paul wants to put vaginas back in chains, man!

        What's cool is that, as an OB-GYN, Paul is actually qualified to put vaginas into many different situations.

        1. Entropy Void   11 years ago

          What's cool is that, as an OB-GYN, Paul is actually qualified to put vaginas into many different situations.

          That is Daddy Paul, not Rand.

          Rand is an opthamologist.

          Dr. Ron works on the eye that weeps most when best pleased.

  18. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    I know you guys are passionate about education. Read the first letter to the editor on the page: Paging Heroic Mulatto and Raven Nation:

    http://bit.ly/1pmYJBZ

    Derp?

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      No, dorp.

      1. db   11 years ago

        Isn't that the past tense?

        Derp, dorp, durp.

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      I guess they call it a Commonwealth for a reason.

    3. Almanian!   11 years ago

      Derp.

    4. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      Sheesh. Prime example of why I no longer talk politics with academics.

    5. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      Dr. Ross is interested in the influence of social and institutional contexts on teachers' practice as well as the role of curriculum and teaching in building a democratic society in the face of antidemocratic impulses of greed, individualism, and intolerance. In recent years he has examined the influence of the educational standards and high-stakes testing movements on curriculum and teaching. His most recent research investigates the surveillance-based and spectacular conditions of postmodern schools and society in an effort to develop both a radical critique of the "disciplinary gaze" and a means by which teachers, students, and other stakeholders might resist its various conformative, anti-democratic, anti-collective, and oppressive potentialities.

      The man is a gibbering lunatic; so, of course he's a full professor in an Education department.

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        Ross received his PhD in Curriculum and Instructional Development at The Ohio State University, where he wrote his dissertation on the professional socialization of secondary social studies teachers.

        Ross is co-founder of The Rouge Forum, a group of educators, parents, students, and community activists seeking a democratic society.

        Get this man on TI, stat!

      2. Raven Nation   11 years ago

        the disciplinary gaze

        neo-Foucault?

        1. gaijin   11 years ago

          the disciplinary gaze

          As emanating from the panopticon

          1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

            Yeah, like it even makes that much sense. It's neo-Lacan, if anything, and it's still bullshit.

      3. Raven Nation   11 years ago

        Shutting down every School of Education in America would improve the quality of teaching in a couple of years.

  19. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

    Steve King: Since Ferguson Rioters Are All Of The Same 'Continental Origin,' Racial Profiling Is Not A Concern

    NOT racist, you see? Rep King just hates those people from that other continent.

    - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/.....MsoVA.dpuf

    for you, Derp man.

    1. OldMexican   11 years ago

      Who listens to congressman King, anyway?

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        IRA terrorists.

        Oh, that's the other hatemongering Rep. King.

  20. OldMexican   11 years ago

    GDP actually grew more than many economists expected in the second quarter, but the economy still looks sluggish.

    Q2 GDP Revisions: Its Still 2% Sans The Inventory Noise

    Somehow, post-revisions, real final sales have staked out a steadiness never before witnessed. While that may seem like a positive feature it is decidedly not. That would be the case if the growth rate was twice the current level (and really almost triple), but final sales are stuck at what usually is reserved for the onset of recession. That gives weight to the theory that the economy has remained depressed almost consistently since 2010 (under QE) absent any actual recovery (aside from the burst in late 2009/early 2010 before QE2 rudely intruded).

    1. OldMexican   11 years ago

      Somewhat alarmingly, industrial equipment spending, as well as that for transportation equipment, has not seen much of a return. Furthermore, echoing the foundational problem of the eroding productive base, these kinds of investment are not much changed from even 1999.

      The net result is an economic course that might be "better" more recently but not even close to enough to make up for all these deficiencies. That is not a cost-free proposition, as lost growth under these circumstances is itself a damaging condition. This is more than just idle labor losing skill or becoming un-hirable, the system itself is forced to re-orient to whatever marginal changes are actually taking place ? good and bad.

      In other words: We're consuming inventory but not producing.

      1. Brandon   11 years ago

        How does that work?

        1. robc   11 years ago

          We overproduced sometime in the past.

        2. OldMexican   11 years ago

          Re: Brandon,

          How does that work?

          Remember that GDP only looks at consumer and government spending. Right after a fall in consumer spending, you're going to have mounting inventories; at one point, companies will simply stop producing in order not to accumulate too much inventory. Once the economy passes the seasonal fall in spending, whatever increase will be due to inventory consumption, not to production. Take away this inventory consumption, and true economic growth is much lower.

    2. robc   11 years ago

      Its almost like what someone predicted back in 2008. I remember someone on here saying that if TARP passed, we would bounce in and out of recession until at least 2020.

      I wonder who that was?

      Hmmm....

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        "TARP"? Don't you mean "DORP"?

      2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

        I remember reading someone who thought that 2008 was just an economic foreshock, with a bigger disaster to come. I have seen little to convince me that's wrong.

  21. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

    The Quickest Way To Pick Cherries Is With a Giant Vibrator

    Sounds way more salacious than it really is.

    Ted S. trigger warning: there's an animated gif after the link.

    1. Jordan   11 years ago

      Trigger warning for everyone else: Gawker.

    2. Almanian!   11 years ago

      I've seen these machines. Whoever thought of it - props!

      And it makes me think of this song....

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        Not this song?

      2. Ted S.   11 years ago

        Or this song? (I think that's the English-language version.)

    3. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      We got one of those cherry de-pitter devices. Most excellent. Works with olives, too.

      1. robc   11 years ago

        Is there a device that gets the pimentos out of olives?

        I mean, sure, a toothpick works, but something more mass production?

        1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          The pitter might work. I haven't tried t for that.

          1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

            Tried it.

          2. robc   11 years ago

            Obviously, if I had a pitter, I could just buy unpitted olives and pit them myself and probably restrain myself from sticking in pimentos that I would have to remove.

            1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

              I believe this pitting device is generally available to consumers.

              1. Hyperion   11 years ago

                Where can I find this modern wonder of technology?

                1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

                  Weapons grade or regular?

              2. robc   11 years ago

                Im well aware, was just wondering if there was some other tool available.

                Im sure it will just lead to loss of all privacy in America, but a depimentoing tool would be cool.

                1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

                  Why do you hate the red pepper?

                  1. robc   11 years ago

                    For some weird reason, I cant stand pimentos.

                    The thing is, they have virtually no taste when inside an olive, but I still want them gone.

                    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

                      Here's what you should do. Extract all of the pimentos with tweezers, then place them all on a baking sheet, drizzle with olive oil and some salt, then roast. Once roasted, take the pimentos and reinsert them into the olives.

                    2. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

                      The other day we were driving on the freeway and went past this huge farm that said it grew pimentos. I thought, damn, that might be the farm that grows all the pimentos for the entire world! I mean, how many do you need to have in a year?

                    3. db   11 years ago

                      Actually I have the same opinion. I love olives, but hate pigmentosa.

                    4. db   11 years ago

                      *ugh* "pimentos"

                    5. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

                      So no pimento spread?

                    6. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

                      I, too, hate eye disease, but I see nothing wrong with pitted olives or those pepperish things they stuff into the hole where the pit properly belongs.

                      Thankfully, the modern American olive bar has eliminated the need for pimiento-stuffed olives. Now one may shatter his teeth the way God intended.

        2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

          Pimentos are just tiny slivers of mild, sweet cherry peppers. Why the hate? I don't like olives, but their taste is at least 10 times stronger.

    4. Hyperion   11 years ago

      They're taking our jerbz!

      /The illegal Mexians

    5. Ted S.   11 years ago

      I didn't think you liked picking cherries. :-p

    6. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Ted S. trigger warning: there's an animated gif after the link.

      This is why I have only cached images set to load.

  22. Jordan   11 years ago

    President Obama frets that asking Congress for approval to strike against ISIL in Iraq and Syria might blemish his insistence that he's an anti-war kind of guy. Just a tad late for that, Barry.

    Don't worry, the Nobel Committee doesn't accept returns.

  23. Rich   11 years ago

    "The line between a proxy war and regular war has been crossed but this doesn't matter because Putin is denying it and the West is unable to prove it with a watertight case."

    Awesome punditry.

    1. goneGalt   11 years ago

      Ya Know...

      Fifty fukkin' years ago we had the technology to read the license plates in the Kremlin parking lot. Five decades and who knows how many billions of dollars later the govt. can't prove if Russian military are on the move?!

      What the fukkity fukking fuck is the NSA good for?!

      WAIT! Don't answer that!

  24. The Hyperbole   11 years ago

    Five months after cops put 14 bullets in an allegedly un-armed man and the case is still under investigation. The Ferguson PD are rank amatuers at stonewalling.

    1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      A dirty cop is actually trying to piggy-back onto this protest "for justice." What a sick fuck.

      1. The Hyperbole   11 years ago

        I missed the dirty cop angle, Is that the guy running the FB page mentioned it the article?

    2. Brian D   11 years ago

      Psh, the dead guy was white. Who cares?

      ~MSM

  25. Dweebston   11 years ago

    Ailina Tsarnaeva?yes, of those Tsarnaevs?was arrested in New York City for, allegedly, threatening to bomb a woman with whom she shares a baby daddy. This family really needs another go-to for conflict resolution.

    Why haven't we given these people a television show yet? Keeping Track of the Tsarnaevs. I guarantee they'd displace the Kardashians as America's most hateloved family.

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      Maybe a cooking show?

      1. Libertarian   11 years ago

        Nah. Just put them on Fox News, where bombing is the first and last answer to any problem.

    2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Allah in the Family

      1. goneGalt   11 years ago

        My Favorite Muslim

  26. PD Scott   11 years ago

    Should we call them zombie stars then?: Dead stars can reignite and explode.
    Astronomers have shown that dead stars known as white dwarfs can re-ignite and explode as supernovas.
    The discovery appears to solve a mystery surrounding the nature of a particular category of stellar explosions known as Type Ia supernovas.
    If a white dwarf steals matter from a stellar companion, or collides with another white dwarf, the extra weight can compress the carbon in the star's core until this element undergoes nuclear fusion.
    The carbon is fused into heavier elements with a sudden release of energy that tears the star apart.

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      This isn't a new discovery, right, because I've heard this before.

      1. PD Scott   11 years ago

        I believe it was suspected but unproven, now they have proof.

    2. Dweebston   11 years ago

      For a moment I thought this was another Robin Williams article.

    3. Hyperion   11 years ago

      Well, that sucks. Here you have yourself a space pad set up around a super stable white drarf for a few billion years, chillin and drinking some brewskies, hanging with the fembots of the local galaxy cluster and then BAM! That mofo blows! Fucking bummer!

      1. PD Scott   11 years ago

        Always make sure you have stellar collision coverage on your insurance.

  27. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

    700 Club viewer writes Pat Robertson because she's concerned that her stepson lives with his mother and has crushes on boys. Pat's solution?

    "I would get him male companions, I'd get him some man to help him, some mentor, someone who cares about young men," Robertson advised. "He is being raised by a single woman and that is skewing his orientation."

    Look, Pat, my single mother tried that. Barry was awesome. I went shooting, learned how to throw knives, hiked and camped. AND I STILL LIKE DUDES. Also foisting your blossoming gay youth off on random men, like say priests or youth pastors, is probably a recipe for disaster. Jus' sayin'.

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      Huh. I thought the solution was stripper/prostitutes.

      1. RBS   11 years ago

        I thought it would be a donation to the 700 Club.

        1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          Isn't that what I said?

      2. Hyperion   11 years ago

        I thought it was drinking beer and blowing shit up. Worked for me. Well, I was never gay, but it was still good and made me more manly, I think...

        1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          Drinking beer and blowing shit up with strippers, sure. Make sure the strippers are either paid, strung out, or both.

    2. Dweebston   11 years ago

      I've heard of social clubs that specialize in burly men who wear leather and enjoy manly things like drinking and facial hair. This could be just the sort of exposure a young man needs to straighten him out.

      1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        He could just get a job at a steel mill or something.

    3. SusanM   11 years ago

      Some man? Like a Catholic priest?

    4. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

      How do you "get" someone male companions? Call the escort service?

    5. PD Scott   11 years ago

      Isn't the solution to take him to a steel mill?

      1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        Damn you and your nimbleness.

      2. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

        "We work hard, we play hard."

        1. gimmeasammich   11 years ago

          "There's a spark on your back!"

          "Ah! Get it! Get it!"

    6. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      Lumberjackery is another option.

    7. Rhywun   11 years ago

      He is being raised by a single woman and that is skewing his orientation

      Funny... my single mom raised 4 boys and I'm the only one that won that jackpot.

  28. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

    Eugene Volokh: The 10 most practically significant ? yet potentially legally vulnerable ? restrictions on availability of guns for self-defense.

  29. PD Scott   11 years ago

    New diabetes treatment would turn liver cells into insulin producers.
    It involves harvesting cells from the patient's own liver, which are then propagated in the lab. A master control gene known as PDX-1 is then used to convert those lab-grown liver cells into what the company calls Autologous Insulin Producing (AIP) cells, which are similar in function to islets. The AIP cells are then introduced back into the liver via a catheter, where they set about producing insulin... Because they are so closely related, adding PDX-1 to liver cells causes a cascade of gene expression that changes the cells into pancreatic islet cells.
    According to Orgenesis, the advantages of its technology include the fact that, because the patient's own cells are used, there's no shortage of donor material and no immunosuppressive drugs are necessary. It's also said to be less costly than other approaches, requires no self-monitoring or other work on the part of the patient, and results in the production of insulin within just a few days of introduction of the AIP cells.

    1. robc   11 years ago

      Dammit, PD! We dont want SF fixed.

      1. Brandon   11 years ago

        Would it give him a soul?

        1. Ted S.   11 years ago

          They're going to have to give the gingers souls first before they give SF one.

      2. PD Scott   11 years ago

        It'll be a long while before the FDA approves it, so just get SF on the no fly list so he can't leave the country.

    2. db   11 years ago

      Sure that'd be great until the body destroys its own liver in an autoimmune confusion.

      /end sci-fi b movie pitch

  30. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

    The Volokh Conspiracy | Thuggery wins, free speech rights lose

    1. Jordan   11 years ago

      Disturbing. Hopefully this makes it to the Supreme Court and they don't fuck it up.

      1. Dweebston   11 years ago

        Isn't that akin to saying hopefully the Syrian rebels who captured that pair of Italian girls will promptly turn them over to the us.

        1. Dweebston   11 years ago

          Ugh. ^The UN.

  31. Dr. Fronkensteen   11 years ago

    OMG In a leaderless world capitalists are seizing control

    Today we have a new ultraconservative capitalism dominating, manipulating and controlling titular government leaders with the ideologies of Milton Freidman, Ayn Rand and Ronald Reagan, as they have been distorted, morphing into today's obstructionist GOP and its do-nothing tea party allies. But always lurking behind in the shadows, superrich capitalists pulling the real strings of power.

    http://www.marketwatch.com/sto.....-27?page=1

    1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      It's really becoming conspiracy theories all the way down.

    2. PD Scott   11 years ago

      Fools! Don't they know only ultraprogressive socialists should lurk in the shadows pulling the real strings of power?

  32. Jerry on the sea   11 years ago

    German politician joins ice bucket challenge, Hanfplanze style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REOA3xXR8tI

  33. Jerry on the sea   11 years ago

    Aldi takes Roald Dahl book off Australian shelves over the word 'slut'.

    1. SusanM   11 years ago

      Did they take down Switch Bitch as well?

    2. Libertarian   11 years ago

      There are a lot of 18 and 19th century English novels with that word in them.

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Are they still selling 50 Shades of Grey?

  34. Adam.   11 years ago

    The fun may be going out of politics for Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev.). With his party poised to lose its Senate majority, analysts predict that he'll decline to run for reelection in 2016.

    I can't imagine it being possible, but i'm sure California will find someone worse to replace him

    1. Adam.   11 years ago

      Fuck. Nevada.

      1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        Most likely a former cailfornian

  35. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    Democrats shoot back that Paul "blames America for all the problems in the world."

    That's because America IS responsible for most of the problems in the world.

  36. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Is there a device that gets the pimentos out of olives?

    I recommend a centrifuge.

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      That has the advantage of not being a unitasker.

    2. Libertarian   11 years ago

      I've lost 40 pounds over the last year by taking the pimentos out of my martini olives.

      1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

        You must drink a lot of martinis.

  37. PD Scott   11 years ago

    Foolish cop actually murders someone, gets arrested.
    Warrants for Tahreem Zeus Rana were issued earlier this week. He is charged with kidnapping, arson, and the murder of Veronica Woodard.
    Woodard's body was located by a city employee. Hapeville police arrived on scene and noticed her body was on fire [Stunning powers of observation-PD]. Police say it all started when Woodard and Rana were to have their first romantic encounter on Friday. Police say Rana shot the mother several times, then police say he lit her body on fire to cover up the crime. Police believe he had only known the victim for a matter of days.
    "He had met a young lady over the internet and met her in the Tucker area," said Detective Stephen Cushing with Hapeville Police. "For whatever reason brought her [here] to Hapeville and murdered her."

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      "Tahreem Zeus Rana"? Who would ever have imagined that someone with a name like that would commit a violent crime?

  38. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

    Police say it all started when Woodard and Rana were to have their first romantic encounter on Friday. Police say Rana shot the mother several times, then police say he lit her body on fire to cover up the crime.

    Ah, romance.

  39. Free Society   11 years ago

    with whom she shares a baby daddy.

    I really can't possibly hate that dumbfuck ebonic jargon any more than I do.

    1. Brandon   11 years ago

      Why? It's straightforward. Although it should probably be hyphenated.

      1. Free Society   11 years ago

        I lose brain cells every time I hear it. Bad language skills masquerading as a dialect will do that.

  40. Warty   11 years ago

    Goddammit Ron Paul

    Good comments.

    truthynesslover 1 day ago
    @mikey1 @EmV

    Bet you think he will bring back seperate but "equal" right?

    Where were all you "libertarians" when Bush had the Patriot Act ready to go on 9/12?

    When Bush was caught Torturing ?

    Where were you all when bush was caught spying on americans and creating the NSA infrustructure Snowden exposed?

    Voting for More of it thats where.

    1. PD Scott   11 years ago

      When someone has a choice between the story in their head and the facts, bet on their choosing the story in their head.

    2. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

      Bet you think he will bring back seperate but "equal" right?

      They're onto us.

    3. OldMexican   11 years ago

      There is good reporting on the Ron Paul Inc. scandal at Economic Policy Journal. It is clear that Paul had no involvement in the shenanigans perpetrated by Kent Sorenson. Even so, the RP haters are out in force to conflate this scandal with Paul and libertarianism.

    4. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      It will be tough for Rand Paul. Keep in mind that neither the Lightbringer nor Hillary have ever been associated with improper campaign contributions.

  41. OldMexican   11 years ago

    Russia's Gazprom Neft to sell oil for rubles and yuan.

    MOSCOW, August 27 (RIA Novosti) - The Russian oil company Gazprom Neft has agreed to export 80,000 tons of oil from Novoportovskoye field in the Arctic; it will accept payment in rubles, and will also deliver oil via the Eastern Siberia-Pacific Ocean pipeline (ESPO), accepting payment in Chinese yuan for the transfers, the Russian business daily Kommersant reported Wednesday.
    The Russian government and several of the country's largest exporters have widely discussed the possibility of accepting payments in rubles for oil exports.

    One wonders if the U.S. will find the wherewithal to invade Russia because of some mickey mouse excuse like WMD and stop the Russians from selling their own oil for anything else than the mighty dollar.

  42. Sevo   11 years ago

    ..."might blemish his insistence that he's an anti-war kind of guy."

    Yeah, no one's noticed that lie yet.

  43. Corning   11 years ago

    but American and EU officials balk at calling the situation "war." It just seems so...judgmental.

    If they called it war then they could not join in.

  44. userve32   11 years ago

    Obama is a dork. Period.

    http://www.CryptAnon.tk

    1. Free Society   11 years ago

      Soon the anonbots will have harnessed enough keyword based automated responses that it's responses will be far more nuanced and well articulated than any merely organic libertarian can generate.

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