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National Guard Leaving Ferguson, N.C. School Voucher Program Struck Down, Getting Pain Pills to Become Bigger Pain: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 8.21.2014 4:30 PM

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    Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon has ordered the withdrawal of National Guard troops from Ferguson as protests have begun to subside.

  • Britain's Ministry of Defense estimates there are more British Muslims fighting on behalf of the Islamic State (ISIL) in Syria and Iraq than serving in their own forces, though it's difficult to determine exact numbers.
  • The whole "Fast and Furious" issue/scandal is not over, and we're not just referring to the tragic, too-soon death of Paul Walker. A federal judge has ordered the Department of Justice to hand over some documents about the gunwalking scandal to Congress.
  • Colorado voters will decide in November whether to require labels on foods with genetically modified ingredients.
  • A judge has overturned North Carolina's school voucher program as unconstitutional, forcing kids from poor families (but not rich ones, of course) to stay stuck in their terrible public schools.
  • Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October, making them harder for people to get from doctors and probably driving up their black market value, increasing the possibility of criminal behavior for addicts to get their hands on them. Thanks, war on drugs!

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    A judge has overturned North Carolina's school voucher program as unconstitutional...

    You have no legal right to spend your education dollars as you see fit.

    1. hamilton   11 years ago

      MONEY ISN'T SPEECH YOU RETHUGLICAN!!!11!one!!

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      You have no legal right to spend your our education dollars as you see fit.

      fixed

    3. some guy   11 years ago

      I don't have any kids so I've never had any say in how my education dollars are spent...

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        If you have school board elections in your district, yes you do. If not, you have council elections.

        1. Libertarian   11 years ago

          If I vote for a candidate and he doesn't win the election, how do I have a say in how my tax dollars are spent?

    4. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Hobgood ruled, however, that the private schools can discriminate in their admissions and don't have the same curriculum and teacher certification standards as North Carolina's public schools.

      "Appropriating taxpayer funds to unaccountable schools does not accomplish a public purpose," he said.

      Under the long-running Leandro school funding lawsuit, the General Assembly is required to ensure students receive a sound education, and Hobgood said lawmakers can't delegate that authority to "unregulated private schools" and to parents "who have self-assessed their children to be at risk."

      The horror. Parents deciding the meaning of a sound education as opposed to the state. ANARCHY!

      1. gaijin   11 years ago

        "Appropriating taxpayer funds...

        What he really meant was government revenue

      2. jester   11 years ago

        Silly you. It takes a village, y'know.

      3. Ted S.   11 years ago

        "Appropriating taxpayer funds to unaccountable schools does not accomplish a public purpose," he said.

        Which is why the "public" schools should be defunded.

      4. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        "self-assessed their children to be at risk"

        Yeah, it's as if they were trying to do appendectomies on themselves, they should leave the matter to experts - ed school graduates with actual PhDs who you can call "Doctor!"

        1. hotsy totsy   11 years ago

          I refuse to call anyone who is not a medical doctor "Doctor".

          1. hotsy totsy   11 years ago

            Unless they've won a Nobel Prize or something.

            1. Cyto   11 years ago

              Didn't physicians initially begin calling themselves 'doctor' to appropriate the respect given to Doctors - who were learned teachers?

      5. Drake   11 years ago

        discriminate in their admissions

        Oh no, they don't have to take the discipline problems, the lazy, or the dumb! Who would want their kid in a school like that?

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Hello.

      /stares down waffles.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Britain's Ministry of Defense estimates there are more British Muslims fighting on behalf of the Islamic State (ISIL) in Syria and Iraq than serving in their own forces...

    That's why NASA is so forward thinking.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The whole "Fast and Furious" issue/scandal is not over...

    You forgot the word phony.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

      I prefer "vintage" phony scandal at this point. 2009 is so retro.

    2. jester   11 years ago

      "Fast and Furious" has been on DVD for, like,..like a real long time.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October...

    I thought it was impossible to move between schedules.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

      It's a one way street.

      1. some guy   11 years ago

        There's a valve between each level. They are very good valves. High quality. No leaks, guaranteed.

    2. jester   11 years ago

      I have to write off my Vicodin expenses on Schedule III now? Fuck! I hate the IRS.

  5. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    Boston teamsters attack Padma Lakshmi for daring to use non-union labor on Top Chef. Included "We're gonna bash that pretty little face in, you whore", gay show workers being called fags, black show workers being called the n-word, and such.

    I have trouble feeling sorry for everyone on Top Chef though, since some of them are apparently blaming the producers for not using union labor. And the comments are a pile of derp, ignore them for your own sanity.

    1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

      Really looking forward to the lefty blogs denouncing the Teamsters, you guys.

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        Ha, ha...

    2. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

      Send the season 2 guys who tried to shave Marcel's head after the goons.

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Who's paying the contestants' staffs?

      Fuck the Teamsters, however.

    4. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      in the picturesque New England town of Milton just outside Boston, one of them ran up to her car and screamed, "We're gonna bash that pretty face in, you fucking whore!"

      I think there was a cultural communication here; that's just how Easties say hello.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        *miscommunication

        1. hotsy totsy   11 years ago

          At least they called her "pretty".

    5. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

      Yeats ? on Aug 20, 2014 12:33 pm
      Having worked on a few reality shows, I can tell you that the work conditions pay and general lack of professionalism are symptomatic of the genre. It's cheap, classless, flash in the pan entertainment for the weak minded. The way they treat the crews is an abomination. Of course it's not going to fly to thumb your nose at the Teamsters in Boston. People on shoots have gotten disappeared over such arrogant behavior. In places like Boston, union work is how people support their families. They aren't twenty year old interns having their rent being paid by Dad and working for "the experience." Folks take it personally. This is their lives.

      Good lord.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        You mean people in Bahhhhhston can't go into business for themselves?

      2. PD Scott   11 years ago

        When is Investigation Discovery going to have a series about people "disappeared" by reality shows?

    6. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Wait, you're saying that Teamsters are acting like thugs? This is contrary to Jimmy Hoffa's principles.

      Of course, we can't think of Jimmy Hoffa in the abstract, we have to think of him in the concrete.

      /joke I stole

    7. jester   11 years ago

      Mmaassachchuusseettss cops are much more restrained than they are in Missouri. They can deal with challenge to authority. Interesting.

      1. tarran   11 years ago

        What challenge to authority.

        The cops weren't going to lift a finger against their brothers!!!!!

        Boston cops are, in my experience, exactly the depraved copro-epicures that sarcasmic accuses all cops of being.

        I'll bet you if the teamsters called the cops because I and some friends were slashing tires, the situation wouldn't end "with no arrests".

        1. jester   11 years ago

          Glad that someone picked up on the irony.

    8. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      ...Boston's Teamsters Local 25 kept at it for hours, raining down racist, sexist and homophobic threats and slurs as staffers came to and left the set that summer day.

      Classy bunch. What would anyone have against unions?

  6. Ted S.   11 years ago

    The War on Drugs is evil.

  7. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October, making them harder for people to get from doctors and probably driving up their black market value, increasing the possibility of criminal behavior for addicts to get their hands on them. Thanks, war on drugs!

    Honestly, we're governed by complete ignoramouses. And yet the solution is always bigger government.

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Forcing people to go to the pharmacist to get their pseudoephedrine did nothing to lessen the amount of meth available, but if you suggest no longer doing something which has been proven not to work, people will say you don't care about the children.

      Because the lessen to teach the children is keep doing things we know won't work, as long as you have the proper intentions (which in this case aren't even good intentions).

      1. PD Scott   11 years ago

        I care about the children, I'm concerned by how sniffly they get. Some good OTC pseudoephedrine would clear it right up.

    2. jester   11 years ago

      Market share, market share, market share.

    3. mousefeathers   11 years ago

      I wonder how many of the Scheduling Mavens have stock in the tech companies serving the medical field? If we can't help back pain (for example) with Vicodin, we'll be more likely to go for the new and improved procedures, right? And they are more expensive, and require lots of shiny new equipment, right?

      Win-win. They keep the medical/industrial/law enforcement/regulatory complex humming like a top. And those whose lives are destroyed by debilitating pain will take themselves off the medical rolls forever, leaving more resources for the rest of them... I mean "us."

  8. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    A rare pic of Warty and his bride, in front of a lit grill.

    Photo Essay Reveals The Everyday Lives Of Trailer Park Folks

    1. Florida Man   11 years ago

      I don't get the hate for trailer parks and the residents. I have many family members that live in trailers, it is a low cost housing option. 30k for 3 beds 2 baths, shoot, I should have bought a trailer instead of a house.

      1. Stickler Meeseeks   11 years ago

        One of the few stereotypes that you still can bash and not get dragged over the PC coals.

        1. Ted S.   11 years ago

          THIS.

          1. jester   11 years ago

            I don't recognize that acronym: Talkin' Hysterical Insane Shit? I give up. Cuz the Patriarchy is the patriarchy whether it lives in trailers or McMansions. The patriarchy is behind rape culture and institutional racism. Jeez. Where have you been?

        2. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

          This. You should hear the SJW types go on about redneck cracker trailer trash with no trace of self-awareness.

          1. Obama's Buttplug   11 years ago

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqYKTioiVnE

          2. jester   11 years ago

            Fuckin' gonopores. Fancy new word I learned. Look it up.

      2. RBS   11 years ago

        And there are actually some parks that aren't complete wastelands.

        1. Tonio   11 years ago

          OMG, yes. There are some quite nice ones in some places.

      3. some guy   11 years ago

        And very easy access to all your pipes and wiring for repairs. Just mind the tornado sirens.

        1. Florida Man   11 years ago

          I knew a guy apprenticing for an electrician that got caught under a trailer on a hot wire. It took a minute to cut the power. He quit that day. Now he just cuts lawns.

      4. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

        And by "house" you mean camper in a pick-up bed?

        1. Florida Man   11 years ago

          Lol. I had a topper for my 90 Toyota pickup, did lots of sleeping in the back on camping trips, so not too far off.

          1. Ted S.   11 years ago

            Not a Brat or an El Camino?

            1. Florida Man   11 years ago

              El Camino! I wish. I got the truck cheap cuz it ain't go no AC.

      5. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

        I have nothing against the residents of trailer parks, and I have nothing against trailer parks in theory. In practice, however, buying a trailer but paying ground rent can be a horrible deal.

    2. some guy   11 years ago

      I don't think he has enough neck to be Warty.

      1. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

        Warty has no neck, just shoulders attached to his ears.

    3. Tonio   11 years ago

      It's a mechanism for feeling better about oneself. "Trailer trash" are the go-to for people who need to feel that there are people in society whose lives are more mean and wretched than their own. And since trailer park residents are stereotypically white they don't have to worry about being racist as they would if they used the projects.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        I feel better about myself by putting down Warty. And Epi. And FoE.

        But not SugarFree. Never SugarFree. He is my Spirit Animal.

        1. hamilton   11 years ago

          I don't think you want a spirit animal that can be killed by a fucking Snickers bar.

          1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

            I'll just make it a point not to fuck a Snicker's bar.

      2. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

        But what will they do when, borrowing from Walter Williams here, it becomes unfashionable for bien pensants to sneer at people who live in trailers?

        Maybe they'll just learn to love everyone. Haw haw.

    4. lap83   11 years ago

      recipe for avant garde photography:

      1. Find a subject that would scandalize your rich suburbanite parents

      2. Film it in the most unappealing way possible

      3. Profit

  9. Mad Scientist   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October

    People with legitimate pain suffering is the price we pay for civilization.

    1. The Tone Police   11 years ago

      They put acetaminophen in there already with the express intent to poison prescription users. This is just fucking cruelty stacked on malice.

  10. Fr?ulein Nikki   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October, making them harder for people to get from doctors and probably driving up their black market value, increasing the possibility of criminal behavior for addicts to get their hands on them. Thanks, war on drugs!

    Fucking off is no longer good enough for slavers. Die in pain, you fucks.

    1. some guy   11 years ago

      Die in pain, you fucks

      You think the Schedules apply to the slavers? They'd laugh if they weren't too busy snorting blow.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Colorado voters will decide in November whether to require labels on foods with genetically modified ingredients.

    Pretend GMO is a Henry Payne cartoon. Too many labels.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Good thing the libertines won on vice-related issues!

    2. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      Aren't modern foods genetically modified?

      1. Knarf Yenrab!   11 years ago

        Yes, but they were modified naturally with the human technology of selective breeding, not unnaturally with the human technology of gene transfer.

  12. Brandon   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October, making them harder for people to get from doctors and probably driving up their black market value, increasing the possibility of criminal behavior for addicts to get their hands on them. Thanks, war on drugs!

    Losing power and prestige, the leviathan begins to flail around more viciously.

  13. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    As somebody whose mother suffers from constant pain due to MS and fibromyalgia: Fuck you, DEA. Fuck every single one of you. I hope every one of you pieces of shit behind this plan gets a horrible, painful, debilitating illness and that no doctor is willing to prescribe you anything stronger than aspirin.

    1. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

      But they'll be able to get the pills. Because they're the good guys. Everyone else has a problem, but not them.

      Were I president, the DEA would be the first to go.

      1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        Were I president, Michelle Leonhart would be sent to Gitmo and tortured for crimes against humanity.

        But then again, that might be too kind compared to what she deserves.

        1. Tonio   11 years ago

          Torture doesn't solve anything, as much as people like Leonhart deserve it. It only creates more monsters.

          1. The Tone Police   11 years ago

            But it would make me feel good, so fuck it. She has it coming anyway.

            1. Fr?ulein Nikki   11 years ago

              Yeah. And it solves the fact that Leonhart is a piece of shit who isn't getting what she deserves.

              1. tarran   11 years ago

                I imagine with loving attention her torment in the boats could be made to last months.

                1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

                  Reasonoids seem obsessed with this type of torture.

                  1. tarran   11 years ago

                    It is not obsession. There are many methods of execution known to man. For the animals in human skin that prosecute the War on (Some) Drug( Using Minoritie)s, scaphism happens to be the most appropriate method.

          2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

            It wouldn't solve anything. You're right. But damn if it wouldn't feel good.

            Can I at least have her fingernails and toenails ripped off with no pain medication available?

            1. tarran   11 years ago

              That is too merciful!!!!

              She deserves nothing less than the boats!

    2. Square   11 years ago

      When my 84-year-old grandfather was in the hospital dying of cancer in every conceivable part of his body, they refused to give him too much morphine because, and no shit they used this phrase, they didn't want his "quality of life" to be compromised by getting addicted to morphine.

      They wouldn't give him pain-killers of any kind unless he was white-knuckling the bars on his bed for pain. I do not exaggerate - that was their stated standard.

      Un-fucking-believable.

      1. Cyto   11 years ago

        Having been hospitalized for a surgery recently, I can believe this anecdote. I was seriously undermedicated and in quite a bit of pain. I called in my medical team - an attending, intern, and anesthesiologist - and explained my predicament. I was told that a year earlier I would have been given more than double the dose, but with added scrutiny in Florida from the Feds they were prevented from doling out the pain meds for fear of losing their license and going to jail.

        So, thanks for that. Luckily I only needed the medication for a couple of days. I can't imagine squirming around in pain and knowing "this is how I am going to spend the rest of my life". Again, thanks big brother. I appreciate you looking out for us like that.

    3. califernian   11 years ago

      There very fact that there is ANY drug that you need a prescription for before the government will allow you to get it makes a mockery of the 'free country' concept.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon has ordered the withdrawal of National Guard troops from Ferguson...

    Another Nixon cut-and-runner.

    1. paranoid android   11 years ago

      How can you ask a man to be the last man to go home safely for a mistake?

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      So is the looting and rioting going to increase?

  15. Tonio   11 years ago

    Britain's Ministry of Defense estimates there are more British Muslims fighting on behalf of the Islamic State (ISIL) in Syria and Iraq than serving in their own forces, though it's difficult to determine exact numbers.

    That's kind of ambiguous, Scott Shackford. It would read more clearly as "serving in British armed forces." It is also quite arguable whether those British Muslims indeed consider the British armed forces to be "theirs".

    1. Jensen   11 years ago

      The Caliphate's wishlist didn't include Britain, but that was probably because they couldn't justify a historical claim a la southern Italy or Iberia.

  16. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Just so everyone knows, I pronounce "schedule" as though the c isn't even there.

    1. Tonio   11 years ago

      How very posh of you, Fist.

    2. INFORG   11 years ago

      you monster!

    3. Sevo   11 years ago

      "Just so everyone knows, I pronounce "schedule" as though the c isn't even there"

      Well, skit!

    4. db   11 years ago

      So, you're basically Christopher Walken in A View to a Kill?

    5. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

      It's that Bucket woman. Oh, hello, Mrs. Bouquet.

    6. Agammamon   11 years ago

      How very . . . *Canadian* of you.

  17. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Lead Investigator: Perry Was Not Under Investigation When He Tried to Get Travis County's Drunk DA to Resign

    Surprise! Perry Grand Juror Is Also a Partisan Democrat Activist

    1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

      Perry Grand Juror Was An Active Democratic Party Delegate During Jury Proceedings
      ...More troubling, however, is the fact that Chalmers attended, photographed, and commented on an event with Democratic state Sen. Kirk Watson while grand jury proceedings were ongoing.

      Watson was a witness in front of the grand jury. On June 27, 2014, Chalmers shared a photo of the Watson event on a community Facebook page she started called Developer's Dungeon. "Senator Kirk Watson telling the story of the Wendy Davis fillibuster (sic)," she wrote in a comment accompanying the picture....

      1. BigT   11 years ago

        Is this a criminal offense? Will Chalmers spend 90+ days in jail?

      2. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

        It's pretty funny that Team Blue has picked this hill to die on. Guess Team Red isn't the only party of stupid.

        1. Whahappan?   11 years ago

          They're both a combination of evil and stupid to various degrees, at various times and places.

  18. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Don Lemon, Automatic Weapons, and the Integrity of Language
    ...What Lemon is talking about having bought is a standard semi-automatic weapon ? an AR-15 or somesuch. It is not an automatic weapon.

    Having been corrected, what Lemon should have said was, "you're right, I meant 'semi-automatic.'" But he didn't. Instead, he said:

    "For me, that's an automatic weapon."...

    1. Tonio   11 years ago

      Sea bugs! Furry rodents!

    2. Restoras   11 years ago

      So, ok, then for me 'no' means 'yes', and so does 'yes' and 'maybe'.

      1. Whahappan?   11 years ago

        No means yes, yes means anal!

  19. Winston   11 years ago

    On AM links there was post about the first selfie being from 1920. Actually it is more likely from 1840:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Cornelius

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      I didn't get around to asking in the AM Links, but I always thought there were long-wire shutter controls, even back in the early days of photography, that would have enabled early photographers to take pictures of themselves.

      1. Winston   11 years ago

        And back in those days the exposure period could last for several seconds or even a few minutes.

        Apparently the first photos of people had their eyes closed because the exposure times. At least this was the case in the US before they learned more about the daguerreotype process. I'm not sure how many of those photos still exist though.

      2. Agammamon   11 years ago

        Failing that, there were certainly mirrors.

        Don't know if any humans had mutated sufficiently to have duck lips though . . .

    2. PRX   11 years ago

      that's like a hundred years ago.

      1. Winston   11 years ago

        More like two hundred years ago.

        1. Brandon   11 years ago

          Winston didn't get the joke...

  20. The Tone Police   11 years ago

    Vicodin and similar types of pain medications will be shifted from Schedule III to Schedule II in mid-October, making them harder for people to get from doctors

    May the DEA rot in hell, and may the people expedite their trip there.

  21. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    Britain's Ministry of Defense estimates there are more British Muslims fighting on behalf of the Islamic State (ISIL) in Syria and Iraq than serving in their own forces, though it's difficult to determine exact numbers.

    Shit, a certain someone is going to go apeshit reading this.

    "What are you implying, Scott? Just what are you implying?!?!?"

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      Or should I say Von Scott?

      1. Tonio   11 years ago

        +1 pair fishnets.

    2. Tonio   11 years ago

      Who would go apeshit over that?

  22. Aloysious   11 years ago

    Artisanal ice for the cocktail drinker.

    Upscale bars and restaurants are devoting their attention and time to making clear, dense, artisanal ice. Here's how they do it, and why you should care.

    ...snip

    The so-called artisanal-ice movement is in full swing.

    ...snip

    Aviary, for instance, serves a margarita with cubes made from water mixed with the juice of Fresno chili peppers. As the ice melts, the drink becomes spicy instead of weak.

    1. Fr?ulein Nikki   11 years ago

      Don't go to Aviary. Don't go to Aviary. Don't go to Aviary.

      Unless you want to see the tackiest decor EVER.

      1. Aloysious   11 years ago

        but... but... but... the ice is artisanal. That's got to be worth something, right?

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      How about they bring back ice harvesting?

      1. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

        How about just infuse the tequila with peppers instead of that ice bullshit?

      2. Aloysious   11 years ago

        FTA: Some places, like Aviary, even make their own 200- to 300-pound blocks in machines that mimic the unidirectional freeze of the outdoors.

        I don't want mud from a dirty river in my artisanal ice.

        1. Winston   11 years ago

          I don't want mud from a dirty river in my artisanal ice.

          Too corporate and not organic. I get my artisanal ice grown organically by fair trade supporters in Greenland, mud and grass et. al.

      3. Greg83   11 years ago

        Ice Delivery Man: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!

        Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.

      4. Libertarian   11 years ago

        "How about they bring back ice harvesting?"

        Wouldn't that contribute to global warming?

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      They could just put something solid without flavor in a freezer and then put that in the drink. (I think I've seen granite stones for use with whisk[e]y linked to, although I'd think that would impart flavor.)

      Alternatively, they could use Ice II or any of the dozen other non-traditional forms of solid H2O.

      1. BakedPenguin   11 years ago

        Ice 9?

        1. PD Scott   11 years ago

          It would definitely keep your drink colder longer. Much, much longer.

      2. robc   11 years ago

        You SFed that link.

        1. BakedPenguin   11 years ago

          For Ted: here.

          It's actually pretty interesting.

    4. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      There's a bagel place down here that serves iced coffee with ice cubes made from iced coffee. It's awesome.

    5. INFORG   11 years ago

      OK, which one of you just went and registered ArtisanalIce.com ?

  23. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    "A [Fredericksburg] Virginia university has decided to stop calling its newspaper "The Bullet" over concerns that the name was so insensitive and inappropriate that it could even make people violent.

    "The University of Mary Washington's 96-year-old newspaper will now be called The Blue and Gray Press."

    Good thing they got rid of militaristic imagery!

    http://www.nationalreview.com/.....-katherine

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      First the Washington Bullets and now this...

  24. kilroy   11 years ago

    The Controlled Substances Act places drugs into five categories. Drugs in Schedule I, such as LSD and heroin, are determined by the Food and Drug Administration to have no medical use and are illegal. Drugs in Schedule II have an accepted medical use, but also have high potential for abuse.

    Odd they didn't mention Cannabis in that scary Schedule I list ...

  25. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    What? You say police sources were lying? WELL I NEVER.

    Julian Cummings CNN ?@JulianCummings 1h
    Reports that Ofc Darren Wilson had a bruised or fractured eye socket are false. #ferguson
    A source close to the investigation tells CNN

    Julian Cummings CNN ?@JulianCummings 1h
    Wilson was taken to the hospital after the shooting. He had xrays which came back negative. He was treated for a swollen face. #ferguson

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      Julian Cummings
      Darkwing Duck know the police are incompetent though he isn't much better...

  26. PapayaSF   11 years ago

    The idiots objecting to "taxpayer funds going to private schools" must never have heard of the GI Bill, which sent my father through a (private, religious) college.

    1. Brandon   11 years ago

      They weren't around at the time.

  27. Rich   11 years ago

    Judge Amy Berman Jackson gave the department until Oct. 1 to hand the documents over to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee

    "We would like to comply. Unfortunately, they were on Lois Lerner's hard drive."

  28. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    They could just put something solid without flavor in a freezer and then put that in the drink.

    Like little round magnets; FROZEN BUCKYBALLS to cool your drinks!

    Just keep one eye peeled for the FDA SWAT team.

    1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

      I cool my drinks with vacuum energy.

  29. userve32   11 years ago

    Dude seems to know what day of the week it is.

    http://www.AnonCrypt.tk

  30. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

    Person hospitalized after another accident resulting from restaurant storing lye in a sugar container: http://www.galvestondailynews......9f286.html

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Wow.

  31. ant1sthenes   11 years ago

    Well, just shut the school system down completely and pass a constitutional amendment requiring separation of school and state. Then the judge isn't keeping poor kids out of religious or discriminatory schools, he's just keeping them out of school altogether. Your move, judge asswipe.

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