In 1997, the FDA Set Out to Regulate Tic Tacs. They're Still at It.

Apparently, some people eat more than one breath mint at a time.
This earth-shattering insight has slowed the Food and Drug Administration's rulemaking process to…what's slower than a crawl? a slither? a shimmy? a blorp?
Begun in 1997, the push to regulate the labels on Tic Tacs, Certs, and other breath fresheners has recently been restarted with a new 145-page document after the first one was withdrawn for being outdated. But that first document spawned a host of other documents from a rogues gallery of agencies about the all-important question of portion size.
The FDA figured out that different breath mints have different RACC's, making it tricky to standardize labels in the way originally intended by the bureaucrats. RACC is "reference amount customarily consumed," or what consumers sometimes call a "serving size."
But breath mints are not of uniform size. So rather than requiring labels to list calories, sugar content, etc., on a basis such as "per gram," the FDA is finally settling on having it listed "per unit," meaning "one mint." This makes sense because a Tic Tac is tinier than a Certs or BreathSaver. The FDA now agrees, noting that a 0.4-gram breath mint may have "the same breath-freshening capacity as larger mints" that are 2.0-grams.
But the FDA went far deeper, exploring the public health issues of breath mints.
Here come the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Federal Trade Commission, the Department of Agriculture, and many more with their thoughts about America's oversized behinds and whether or not breath mints are part of the problem.
And of course, there's this:
Perhaps most importantly, the FDA proposes "to redesignate § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(F) as § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(E), redesignate §101.9(b)(2)(i)(G) as § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(F), redesignate § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(H) as § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(G), and redesignate § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(I) as § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(H), because the proposed rule would remove current § 101.9(b)(2)(i)(E)."
Read the whole depressing thing.
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I stopped buying Tic Tacs when I could no longer stand the loud noises they made in my pocket when I walked.
The government really needs to fix that. They should require the inside of the packaging to be softer, in order to minimize that clacking sound.
Yep. It truly is annoying. There ought to be a law.
I only buy prescription Tic Tacs, which come with cotton in the child-proof container.
I guarantee this 8 bit sound Matix fight is much more entertaining and loud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMpZrta2Cwc
I think every time the FDA wants to add or modify any rule, they should have to print this on the blackboard 100 times -
"to redesignate ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(F) as ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(E), redesignate ?101.9(b)(2)(i)(G) as ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(F), redesignate ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(H) as ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(G), and redesignate ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(I) as ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(H), because the proposed rule would remove current ? 101.9(b)(2)(i)(E)."
and then if they still want to modify or write a new rule they should be taken out and shot. Just because...
well because FYTW.
Like Michelle Obama's ass, the Federal government just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Sad but true.
THEY MAKE THEM TOO SMALL!!
I confess. I binge on tic-tacs. I've been clean for about... oh, 8 years since my last...
I used to binge on mentos. So minty and chewy.
The fruit Mentos were delicious, but they seem to have changed the recipe recently.
I was addicted to the Lime-Orange ones in particular.
http://www.deebee.co.uk/images.....705610.jpg
Nothing left to cut.
The main function of the federal government is serving as a jobs program. If you look at it from that point of view there really is nothing left to cut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qa-B7Sg_i4
(That's Brian Regan talking about the serving size of Fig Newtons)
Brian Regan on the jar of mixed peanut butter and jelly is can't miss comedy.
"Lunch with no cleanup! Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot!"
Brian Regan is hilarious. "Who the hell eats two Fig Newtons? I eat em by the sleeve. Two sleeves, that's a serving." Just the way he says "Fig Newtons" was enough to make me laugh.
...when all you have is a regulatory agency, everything looks like it needs regulatin'...
How about regulatory agency that regulates regulatory agencies?
Yo dawg I herd you like regulatory agencies!
Now, there's one I could patriotically support. That is until it started suffering from regulatory agency regulatory agency capture.
Serious question: isn't that kind of what the President and his staff is supposed to be doing?
They tried that with intelligence, and when it didn't work they created the TSA, DHS, and NCTC.
That's what the Bureau of Sabotage does.
The trick is that the regulatory agency for regulatory agencies has one and only one possible source of funding:
other agency's budgets.
IOW, make it a genuine predator in the pubsec ecosystem.
Fucking Dumn Asses
Dumb:) HA!
Nothing.left.to.cut.
Thank God for these selfless bureacrats at the FDA to save us ignorant rubes from the possibly of eating too many Tic Tacs at once. Because as well know, if it weren't government TOP. MEN. we wouldn't be able to stave off the scourge off really, really fresh breath.
Do you know what it's like to have really, really way too fresh breath? I'll tell you something: you don't want to know, and I don't know.
I've noticed that the TOP MEN seem to think the rest of us are really, really stupid. I wonder if it's another form of projection. Because they are extremely fucking stupid.
But that's not possible! They all went to the right Ivy League schools! They're TEH SUPER SMARTZ!!!! Their mommies all tell them so every morning as they're helping them get dressed and tie their shoes. Their mommies wouldn't lie to them, would they?
Although based on the number of typos in my first post, above, the TOP MEN may actually be right. Sheesh, I need to find some better proof readers. The current crop of orphans isn't cutting it.
Or Reason could just give us an Edit button.
Also, "really, really way too fresh breath" - that was a Towelie reference, right?
You wanna get high?
...then just sort of, wander off?
I have no idea what's goin' on....
The FDA [notes] that a 0.4-gram breath mint may have "the same breath-freshening capacity as larger mints" that are 2.0-grams.
"*May* have"?! I thought the FDA employed *scientists*!
I think I like the way that is going. Wow.
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Shit, you mean those little doohickeys aren't suppositories? Thanks, FDA, you've changed my life!
I used to eat these things handfuls at a time. And I'd do it again!
And yea, the weighing of the Tic Tacs shall be performed at dusk when all the world supplicates before it's benefactor and protector, the Holy Food and Drug Administration
Did they ask Sir Mix-A-Lot?
No, he's biased the wrong way.
Don't you fools realize that without this we'd be ravaged by unregulated breath mint disasters, just like Somalia is?!?
/Tony
Good god. There is no definition of free country that includes this nonsense.
Breath-freshening capacity. Must. Be. Measured. What was the baseline? Hope they went full spectrum and started with the worst up to best. "Hummm. Going down on Bea Arthur seems to produce the lowest breath freshening capacity. Here, try Beiber's bung hole." At least amuse us, FDA, when you waste our money.
OT: The Buck Buck Championships by Bill Cosby
If we're to have any hope getting a handle on the critical issue of Tic-Tac regulation we'll have no choice but to put the remaining 4 percent of the U.S. population not already on the government payroll on the payroll.
Wintergreen Altoids FTW!