The Best/Worst of Obamacare Propaganda
Selling the president's health care law, one shareable brainfart at a time.

Pajama Boy
This onesie-clad king of Obamacare propaganda first appeared with his hot chocolate in a December 2013 tweet from Organizing for Action, but has cropped up elsewhere in more formal attire as part of a campaign nagging parents to nag their children about getting health insurance (only after they finally leave mom and dad's plan at the tender age of 26, thanks to an early provision of the president's health care plan). The bespectacled millennial has been hailed as the lovechild of MSNBC hosts Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes. Rush Limbaugh asked if Pajama Boy was "the new Julia." All of which means that as propaganda, Pajama Boy was a resounding success. As Nick Gillespie wrote, the image:
is widely talked about and has effectively won the internet for at least a few days. And it creates a whole host of carriers for its essential message via parody, satire, screeds, and more. Some of the parodies and rewrites are genuinely funny and some are not (the ones that reek of conservative insecurity about sexual identity strike me as their own form of unfortunate expression). But they all ultimately do what the spot's creators wanted: They get people talking about health insurance.
Next up, Brosurance.

Brosurance
These ads, hosted at doyougotinsurance.com, are so ridiculous that they prompted Mother Jones to run an article informing readers that the campaign was, in fact, "real." A team effort by the Colorado Consumer Health Initiative (CCHI) and ProgressNow Colorado Education, the series focuses heavily on sports injuries, sex, drinking—and various combinations of the three. The primary takeaway from the ads is that you should sign up for your taxpayer subsidized health insurance now so that you can engage in borderline risky behaviors later.
This one is part of the #brosurance category, but don't worry: there's something for the ladies as well…
Next up, Hosurance.

Hosurance
Like its male counterparts, this ad really captures the lingo the kids these days are using, what with OMG and the super-trendy hot to trot. While these don't have their own hashtag, the obvious choice is #hosurance. Other distaff-focused ads include roller derby gurls and some gals sipping wine while sitting on yoga balls, happily insured in preparation for the disasters everyone can see coming.
Next up, singing Oregonians.
Live Long Oregon
While describing the slow motion trainwreck of Oregon's health care exchange, Peter Suderman includes this tidbit:
[Despite clear signs of technical failure] State officials had pressed on anyway, spending $9 million on a twee advertising campaign featuring folk singer Laura Gibson—a contract that was expanded to $21 million in October, even as the glitches multiplied.
The ads were pulled when it became apparent the whole exchange was going to be a bust, but not before we all suffered through lyrics rhyming "stay-at-home dad" with "indie rock band."
Next up, 8 Tips to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed With Obamacare!

Cosmopolitan Advertorials
At least the previous entries on the list are direct about their intentions. Far more insidious are the series of stories that appeared in Cosmo touting Obamacare. As Mark Hemingway explains in his great magazine feature on Obamacare propaganda (which covers most of the other monstrosities in this slideshow as well):
It might seem odd that Joanna Coles, editor in chief of Cosmopolitan, was invited to the White House for lunch. After all, why would the most powerful person in the world bother meeting with the editor of a publication that specializes in hot summer sex tricks and the year's most dangerous diet? Particularly on May 2, 2014, when just about every important political journalist was in town for the White House Correspondents Dinner, the annual gala where pols and press rub shoulders and bond over bottomless booze.
But Coles had a big favor coming to her. In 2013, she publicly pledged her magazine's ad space and editorial content to help promote the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, better known as Obamacare. There are now more than 100 references to Obamacare on Cosmo's website, almost all of them glowing.
Next up, Doge.

HHS Does Doge
Then there's HealthCare.gov's take on the doge Internet meme. To explain what the heck is going on in this U.S. Department of Health and Human Services–sponsored campaign, let's turn to the Christian Science Monitor. Because why not?:
This mimics Doge, a meme on Tumblr in which introspective-looking Shiba Inus are depicted with a dog-brain-level interior monologue, such as, "Wow. Who am I? Such unsure. So much mystery."…
That would work if it did not come across like George Will quoting Arcade Fire. On Twitter, the immediate early consensus about the Doge meme and HHS was simple: "make it stop."
HHS "used the recently revived, three-year-old meme to flog Obamacare on Wednesday, which hopefully means that by Thursday, we'll all sort of silently agree it's over," writes New York Magazine's Adam Martin.
Next up, whatever horrifying examples you put in the comments section that we missed.
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Maybe it's somewhere, but you left out the part from the print version where Sebilius strong-arms organizations that she regulates to pitch O-care.
Why she hasn't been investigated for conflict of interest is a mystery to me.
Somehow, I doubt it's really a mystery to you.
It's a mystery to me why you say this.
To be honest, Ted's right.
Obo is in no way familiar with that document called "The Constitution" and also doesn't give a shit.
So long as he gets to swing his dick around, why, nothing else matters!
One of my faves is White House propagandist Linda Douglas lying to the American People in a video where she proclaims that liars are saying that people won't be able to keep their insurance, then she shows a video of Obama at an AARP meeting exclaiming that "if you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance." Oh, how we all know that isn't true. You can practically see horns coming from Linda's head and smell the odor of sulphur.
Some of the Obumbles apologists, after the lie was revealed, did chide us by saying that it was ridiculous to believe that lie, therefore Obumbles was not to blame, we were.
It is the rationale of the con artist; that suckers deserve to be taken. I find myself half agreeing....who believed that shit? That is even worse than believing a professional race-baiter/grievance monger would usher in a post-racial america.
Yay! New Thread!
*snarky comment*
Look guys, I'm FOE! I win! Yaaaaaay!
I knew FoE, Rooskie.
FoE was a friend of mine.
And you, Rooskie, are no FoE.
*spits on ground*
Don't lock eyes with 'em. Puts 'em on edge...
Your a champion!
You can only win if you do your fellow man a service.
No slide show!
And does an ad accomplish its goal when it causes the consumer to talk about its content and not the product? Yes, when the product is Obamacare.
Your very existence is a service to man.
MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Boom de BOOM!
M-O-O-N
That spells Fist of Etiquette.
I eat the sun and drink the sky and they both go with me when I die.
As ridiculous and outrageous as this crap is, I'd like more investigation into why the government is "advertising" any law in the first place. They don't, for example, let people know that smoking crack will land you in prison, or tout your so-called freedom of speech.
(cough)
WHAT?!? PRISON?
(sound of glass shattering, sweeping)
"The More You Know ...."
Doge =
I like my Vet? Why I no keep my Vet?
That is fucking genius.
Dog smarter than dems
Yeah Man!
An de bears shit in the woods!
An' the Pope?!? Yeah Man He's a
Frickin' CATHOLICAHOLIC,
Am's a-tellin' ya!
TRUST me now!
A team effort by the Colorado Consumer Health Initiative and ProgressNow Colorado Education
Apparently, the hard core Obama butt lickers at Colorado College were heavily involved in this little propaganda effort.
I don't know anybody dumb enough to send their kid to CC. I would be very surprised if any of the people I was friends with sent their kids there.
But they're ADULTS when they go to CC, so...no.
Wait. What?
Oh sorry - 26 is the new 18.
My bad. Never mind....
WAY too masculine to be featured in an ad by progtard Colorado College alum. Pajama boy+scruffy beard+knit cap is more their style.
I mentioned this elsewhere, but do PJ guy's eyebrows look painted on to anyone else?
They had to use a lot of makeup to cover up the bruises from people constantly punching him in the face.
I always think it's that Big Bang Theory guy.
When I imagine prog "men", I envision PJ "guy".
do PJ guy's eyebrows look painted on to anyone else?
He's probably never even heard of Groucho Marx.
Groucho: "Dollars! Like in 'taxes'!"
Zeppo: "Ah, yes! Dallas, Texas!"
"How *he* got in my pajamas, ...."
Of course he's heard of Groucho Marx, it's what he watches on his 16mm home movie projector. It's Game of Thrones and House of Cards that he's never heard of - has he mentioned to you that he doesn't own a television?
Jerryskids|7.6.14 @ 1:38PM|#
"Of course he's heard of Groucho Marx"...
That's ME, not PJ guy.
Jesse Walker, if you're reading: that all caps parody of the obamacare exchange won the internet for a few days. I think another one is in order.
But since P Brooks invited it... Articles from CC's alternative news magazine (because the catalyst isn't proggie enough!) the Cipher!
The C Word aka 'Crazy'
No one ever wants to say, hey, I'm depressed.
Pull yourself together, pussy.
No one wants to say it because the entire ideology surrounding depression falls apart when someone talks about it in the first person. When you talk neutrally about a "depressed subject", and describe it clinically, you can almost make it sound reasonable. But when someone breaks the clinical fourth wall and talks about it in the first person, the spell is broken and people want to say, "Pull yourself together, pussy."
As someone with depression, I'll say that I hate people who hide behind their diagnosis..es? Diagnosi?
Anyway, yeah. There are medications, there's talk therapy.
And the way to end the stigma (because there is one) is to have a sense of humor about it, but also not be a whiny bitch about things. If someone called me crazy, I'd go, "Well, yeah, a little bit. Aren't we all?"
Or just laugh and respond "And you are not?"
Sanity really is the exception.
Anyway, what Fluffy said.
Depression is a legitimate condition, but 1. I'm doubtful that it's her main problem..the symptoms she describes are not depression, and 2. you still have to take ownership of what you think and do to overcome it.
One of the main problems with people understanding psychiatric disease results from how some clinical conditions have the same name as a common emotion. The best example of this is "depression". We all say we feel "depressed" sometimes, but this is far from the actual illness dubbed "Depression."
The conflation of this word leads to some of the most ardent, yet inappropriately targeted, criticism of mental health care. "Don't pathologize my mood!" is an oft-heard complaint, or "people should be allowed to feel down, they shouldn't be medicated for it!"
The actual illness of Depression can be very severe and is nothing like you feeling bad because of situational issues. I've seen people brought to our ER that haven't been able to get out of bed for weeks, others who can't eat or sleep, because of Depression. That is a bona fide disease state which requires intervention, and is not a simple case of feeling low.
And yes, too many people are put on antidepressants inappropriately -- but the blame for that lies with internal medicine/family practice docs, who are responsible for over 80% of antidepressant prescriptions.
Perhaps if Depression had a different name -- say, "C. Anacreon's Disease", we wouldn't see this issue as much. No one who forgot where they put their keys would believe they have Alzheimer's, but imagine if we called Alzheimer's "Forgetful."
Bring back melancholia! Not only does it sound better, but no one uses the term in every day conversation.
I think there's a flip side to this which is a shit load of people who want to make themselves out to be victims or don't want to take responsibility for their actions claim to be 'clinically depressed' even though they have never gotten any sort of diagnosis or actively bring their sadness on themselves.
If you treat other people like shit and then they don't want to be around you so you become really sad, that's not depression. If you never get any exercise so you feel down because of your sedentary lifestyle, that is not depression. Yet I've seen people do both of these things and then claim that they are suffering from 'depression.' This allows people to claim that bad decisions on their part are the consequences of a disease and in so doing avoid taking responsibility for their actions.
I nominate E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease for the new name of clinical depression.
+1 problem with words
I've noticed the inappropriate usage of depression too, and I agree it partially stems from people equating it with normal human emotions. I had depression throughout most of my late teens to mid 20s, but I've felt sad too so it's easy for me to tell the difference. For most people, they just assume depressed people are whiny attention seekers..which some of them probably are, but it's more than that. If I were to try to explain depression to someone I wouldn't emphasize the feeling so much as the lack of feeling. You're no longer interested in anything or feel enjoyment. Everything is work.
"It's the perpetual feeling of being alone in a crowded room, the feeling of hiding a shameful batch of emotions that seem unacceptable."
That's not even depression. It sounds like social anxiety, if anything. It also sounds like she doesn't want to take any responsibility for anything she does or thinks. With that mindset she's well on her way to becoming a crazy cat lady, but as long as she's ok with that. I guess that's all that matters.
Also, by not owning it, people like this perpetuate the stigma around mental illness in our cultural.
Well, them and assholes like Elliot Rogers. God, I fucking hate that prick. Him and Loughner.
I have to question this argument that everyone who says they're depressed has a chemical imbalance in the brain. There are certainly people with serious mental illnesses, but a lot of people who claim to be mentally ill are either a) going through a tough time in their life which will pass or b) bring their supposed mental illness on themselves.
I knew a creepy motherfucker in college who everyone hated because he was terrifying and seemed like a rapist. That guy had a serious mental collapse which was entirely of his own doing because he drove people away through his own actions. Claiming he's 'mentally ill' is missing the point. He behaved violently and his supposed depression was the direct result of the danger he willingly put other people in.
They're not entirely sure about the biology of depression, and it seems different for different people.
There's the MAOI hypothesis which is the main one, but there's also thoughts on sleep affecting it, and different antidepressents work for different people....
So, biologically, it's a crapshoot.
And yeah, violence is, to my thinking, not generally linked. Hell, statistically, people with mental illness are more likely to be victims than perpetrators.
Im no doctor, but if the biology is different for different people, then its probably different conditions.
I think you mean monoamine hypothesis.
If someone college age had a "breakdown" it is more likely that was what is often called the "first break" of schizophrenia. Schizophrenia most often does not manifest until the ages between 18 and 21. Most likely that was the case with Eliot Rodgers as well.
This guy did not have schizophrenia. Break down was the wrong word. He was never institutionalized and, to my knowledge, didn't even drop out of school or anything.
People would come back from a party at like 1 A.M and wouldn't even be loud, and he'd come out of his room to scream at and threaten them. This was not a schizophrenic reaction, it was the reaction of someone who was pissed no one wanted to spend time with a psycho and took it out on the people who actually had friends.
You're right, that sounds more like a Personality Disorder.
"I have to question this argument that everyone who says they're depressed has a chemical imbalance in the brain."
Don't be an asshole. You made your point, the stupid hyperbole isn't necessary.
"Looking back, I want to scream at myself for accepting that nomenclature."
Go for it! You *are* crazy, after all!
Actually, this Catalyst article may be the most hilarious thing ever, given the whole "rape culture" thing on CC's campus...
The Need for a UN Rapid Reaction Force
I love it! UNEPS is unified INEPT. Describes UN peacekeeping perfectly.
Racism at Colorado College
Sorry I have to spread this over so many posts. College kids are wordy little shits.
Confirmation bias FTW. He's treated well by others, but that's only because they don't realize he's half Mexican.
If he embraces his Mexican roots, does he also embrace the open rampant bigotry of Mexico? Mexicans are extremely conscious about race and skin color and especially about one's degree of 'indian-ness'.
Here's another truth: I'm half Mexican, on my mother's side, though you wouldn't know it if you saw me. I pass. I pass spectacularly into the homogeneity of whiteness on our campus and I reap all the privilege of being a white-looking student
Here's another truth: if you started dressing up like a cholo, speaking pidgin Spanish and began every class discussion with "As a chicano man," the white people that you're fitting in with wouldn't ostracize you. In fact, they'd go out of their way to kiss your ass and try to be friends so they could get some SWPL status cred for slumming with an Authentic Ethnic Person for a couple years.
The reference to how his application and "other minority students" look on paper to administrators suggests he proudly used his heritage to get an affirmative-action entry into this college, and perhaps now he might even feel guilty about it when he goes to the Latino Club and people ask him why he's there. And to justify even more that he belongs as a "minority", he posted this screed.
The students of color at CC have been systematically marginalized and are forced to encounter daily racist microaggressions.
Here's the dirty little secret this douche doesn't realize--most of the students of color of real academic achievement aren't at CC. They're down the road at the Air Force Academy, or up in Golden at the School of Mines. CC's are largely affirmative action admits who were King and Queen Shit of Turd Mountain at their majority-minority schools, but find out how shitty their high school education actually was the minute they start freshman year and are completely unprepared the expectations.
The horrible racism that Colorado College students face!
Actually, the above is kind of sad. This person didn't see it as racism until she took a sociology class aka an academic got their claws in to her.
Actually, I think it's sad that they used run-down buildings as a shorthand to indicate they're talking about black people. I think they're microaggressing...
Here's the Lennox House. The Butler center is in the basement
LOL!
So their evidence of racism is:
1. "I can read the minds of others when they walk near me."
2. "Not everyone on campus knows my name."
3. "Not every guy on campus wants to fuck me."
HOW WILL WE EVER END THIS SCOURGE
1. "I can read the minds of others when they walk near me."
Well, they are magical negroes...
Black people segregating themselves is proof that white people are racist.
That's really fucking shitty for someone to say, but it's one dude. Apparently one guy speaks for the entirety of the college's white population. Gee, claiming that one person speaks for a whole racial group - that's almost racist or something.
I think not being attracted to someone of a certain race isn't racist, per se.
I've met white girls who were super in to black guys, and no one would think that that is racist. The opposite should hold true.
I didn't say it's racist not to be attracted to black people. You can't really help who you find attractive.
I said it's shitty to explicitly tell someone 'I am not attracted to you because of your race.' There are ways to let someone down that are much more polite than that.
Meh,
Maybe the guy that said that thought it would be less personally insulting than saying "I'm not attracted to you".
Don't feel bad...it's not because you're black...
...it's because you're butt ugly!
Feel better?
Eh, one last thing from my former college, because they are dumb, and should be laughed at:
Ah, the cherry on top:
Uh oh, the paradigms are shifting, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
"Eh, one last thing from my former college, ..."
Hey Goldwater, are you sure that was a college and not some other sort of 'institution'?
Don't ever try to out derp me fools! I LIVED THERE FOR FOUR YEARS!
*drops mic*
Thanks to ObamaCare, you too can act like a total whore, douche-bag, or moron. Because now all the non-whores, non-douches, and non-morons will be forced to subsidize your behavior! Thanks, Obama!
Holy shit. In all my excitement, I missed where people at my school interviewed a Fem-Gen Professor. This woman is a black hole of derp:
And yes, this does not stand up to logic. You're only racist if you want to be...
But not being leftist is racist.
And even if you are, microagressions are racist.
And microaggressions are in the mind of the beholder.
And down the rabbit hole Alice falls...
"We" have read MLK Jr... he told us to judge people by the content of their character, not the color of their skin... that's why some of us treat others as individuals and don't like things such as affirmative ac--
RACIST!
Racist!
Mthese women have been saying almost the same thing since the 1890s.
And yet, the world continues to rotate. The sun rises and sets as it always has.
Revoling around the WHITE MAN, P brooks.
Seriously, I hate that they send me fundraising emails. The only way that they get a dime is if it's heavily earmarked.
The poli sci department had something like that. An alum who left money for lunches to be bought for students once a semester. Apparently, the school HATES when people direct their donations.
"Oh, you're really nice, but I'm not attracted to black FAT girls."
Sometimes, the little voice in my head slips the leash, too.
Sometimes I wonder if some people really do want to know how not to be racist.
"Sometimes, I wonder if some people are just pigheaded idiots who cling to antiquated definitions of words in use for centuries. Where's Humpty Dumpty when you need him?"
Somewhere on my desk is an invitation to a CC cruise on the Zambeze River, or some such psychological torment. Being eaten by crocodiles would be a welcome release.
Is it me or does this seem just a little desperate.
Jonathan Chait? Desperate? Bah!
Oh shit, I didn't even notice who wrote it. I should've known. An acquaintance had it on teh facebook.
I like that Obama has simultaneously succeeded in all his goals while being unable to achieve anything because of Rethuglican obstructionism.
Also, if his success in four goals resulted in the worst long term employment since the Great Depression, the lowest labor force participation since the 1970s, and, contrary to left-wing claims, has resulted in income inequality increasing more than under any other president, then ti seems that this is a bit of a Pyrrhic victory.
Who are we to judge whether what he's done is good or bad?? All I know is that he did something.