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Rep. Conyers Won't Make Primary Ballot, Manning May Be Transferred, Greenwald's Book May Get Film Adaptation: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 5.14.2014 4:30 PM

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  • As if the Democrats don't have enough problems this election.
    Talk Radio News Service / photo on flickr

    Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) is going to have a tougher road to re-election than he thought. He failed to collect enough signatures to appear on the August primary ballot. A majority of the signatures he turned in were invalidated.

  • The Army, with Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel's approval, is considering transferring Chelsea Manning to a civilian prison so she can get treatment for her gender identity issues. The military currently has no system of dealing with the transgendered.
  • Jill Abramsom, executive editor of the New York Times, is out, as of this afternoon. She will be replaced by Managing Editor Dean Baquet.
  • A judge has quashed New York City's subpoena trying to get years' worth of information about everybody using room rental service Airbnb in the city in order to try to catch folks violating city hotel regulations. The judge ruled the subpoena was overbroad. The city's attorney says they'll adjust and reissue the subpoena.
  • Sony Pictures has bought the film rights to adapt Glenn Greenwald's book, No Place to Hide, about Edward Snowden and National Security Agency surveillance, into a movie.
  • Riots have broken out in Turkey in response to the deadly mine explosion that has killed more than 200. Police have pulled out the tear gas and fire hoses.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    I say we boycott reason until they fix the shoddy commenting. WHO'S WITH ME?

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      The squirrels getting you too?

    2. waffles   11 years ago

      Meh. Decidedly meh.

    3. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

      I'm certainly not donating any money until they do.

    4. Corning   11 years ago

      I blame Lizzy and her constant editing of her article.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Sony Pictures has bought the film rights to adapt Glenn Greenwald's book, No Place to Hide, about Edward Snowden and National Security Agency surveillance, into a movie.

    Wasn't Sony the studio that got special leaks from Obama on another film?

  3. Sevo   11 years ago

    Could be fake, but if not, this is one kick-ass cat!
    http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/20.....cking-dog/

    1. Matrix   11 years ago

      Beat me to it. I doubt it's fake. The after pictures are gruesome, so be warned!

    2. Slammer   11 years ago

      That's edited extremely well.

      1. waffles   11 years ago

        Too well?

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      That headline is bad. Is the cat protecting the kid from a dog, or is it protecting the dog from a kid?

    4. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

      Why the hell does the mother run off while the kid is still on the ground?

      1. Mad Scientist   11 years ago

        She was gathering the rest of the village?

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Who says cats are useless?

    6. GILMORE   11 years ago

      SF readers make typical remarks =

      - bogglesthemind
      Rank 2776
      Great story so I'm sorry to say; the tike-on-a-trike was unsupervised and only a few peddle strokes away form road traffic... in Bakersfield that's extra bad

      novaya_chistka
      Rank 1860
      Please euthanize the dog's owners while you're at it. Thanks.

      Positive
      Rank 14297
      hopefully the parents r in custody too...phew

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        Ya get immune to it, Gilmore...

  4. Damned Fool   11 years ago

    Nigerian Villagers Outperform Their Army

    About 200 of the [Boko Haram] militants were killed during the fighting in the Kala-Balge district of Borno state, [the witness] said.

    The witness said the residents had formed a vigilante group.

    Meanwhile, disgruntled soldiers opened fire on the convoy of a top military commander in Maiduguri, the main city in Borno, witnesses said.

    Clearly inspired by Michelle Obama.

    1. PD Scott   11 years ago

      No, Hillary Clinton was right: It Takes A Village.

      1. gaijin   11 years ago

        #It Takes A Village.

        Fixed that for you...Projecting America's Hastag Power since 2012?

      2. Tonio   11 years ago

        ^Good one.

    2. Tonio   11 years ago

      Go, Villagers!

  5. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Sony Pictures has bought the film rights to adapt Glenn Greenwald's book, No Place to Hide, about Edward Snowden and National Security Agency surveillance, into a movie.

    Written and directed by Aaron Sorkin but with the twist ending that the Koch Brothers were behind it all!

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      Nancy Pelosi to be played by...

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        A dead fish at low tide.

        1. An Innocent Man   11 years ago

          There is no low tide!

          #ClimateChaos

      2. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

        Katherine Hepburn's corpse?

        1. 110 Lean   11 years ago

          "No, I'm still using it."

          /Spencer Tracy's Corpse

      3. Slammer   11 years ago

        Max Schreck?

      4. paranoid android   11 years ago

        Lena Headey, with the assistance of the makeup and special effects team from The Walking Dead.

        1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

          CGI, like Golum.

        2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

          Not sure that would work. Her biggest roles of recent have been Cersei Lannister and the main antagonist in the Dredd movie. Neither one of those is nearly as evil as Nancy Pelosi.

      5. lap83   11 years ago

        Hitler?

    2. Furburguesa   11 years ago

      Katherine Helmond in Brazil?
      http://youtu.be/Bnx95KyQEAA

      1. BakedPenguin   11 years ago

        Second.

      2. Tejicano   11 years ago

        Funny, how until I read this comment, I had been subconsciously linking the image of those two for years.

  6. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

    A judge has quashed New York City's subpoena trying to get years' worth of information about everybody using room rental service Airbnb in the city in order to try to catch folks violating city hotel regulations. The judge ruled the subpoena was overbroad. The city's attorney says they'll adjust and reissue the subpoena.

    Sorry, you are a criminal not an entrepreneur. We say so.

    1. Hydra   11 years ago

      It's too bad the shared economy folks weren't able to get a good leftist mayor in office.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   11 years ago

        Seriously, where is the NY liberal media on this? Corporate welfare for big hotel chains? Is the mayor, or the Times, or anyone, objecting? It's revolting.

        1. Rhywun   11 years ago

          Of course not, because the base wants those sweet, sweet hotel tax dollars. The rate is like 15%.

          1. califernian   11 years ago

            Also, blind worship of all REGULATIONS.

  7. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Fascinating: Extremely rare audio recording of an interview with H. L. Mencken

    1. Emmerson Biggins   11 years ago

      three rules to not be an alcoholic

      1 don't drink when you have work to do
      2 don't drink alone
      3 don't drink when the sun is up

      1. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

        Fuck that!

      2. T. Monocle Underbitington   11 years ago

        1. I own a brewery, so it's kinda part of the job.
        2. It's the only way I find myself tolerable when alone.
        3. Tailgating. Lawnmowing. Boating.

        I don't believe I'll be subscribing to your newsletter.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) is going to have a tougher road to re-election than he thought.

    I can't imagine that political machinery not getting around this tiny obstacle.

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Election laws are to keep outsiders off the ballot, not block incumbents!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        Sounds like they're trying to disenfranchise made-up voters!

        1. BigT   11 years ago

          " A majority of the signatures he turned in were invalidated."

          Made up petitions as well.

    2. Hydra   11 years ago

      His name is a lot easier to spell than Lisa Murkowski's, so he should be OK.

    3. Robert   11 years ago

      The irony is that he's been excellent on ballot access issues.

  9. gaijin   11 years ago

    Wait, so Warty Hugeman and the The Doomcock of Doom isn't a work of fiction?

    Scientists find 17-million year old giant sperm in cave

    1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      question of the day: can a 17-million year old sperm impregnate a woman and create something worthy of a Hollywood movie plot?

      1. paranoid android   11 years ago

        Insemino Man?

        1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

          Jizzrassic Park

          1. Bobarian   11 years ago

            Sperminator

          2. Bobarian   11 years ago

            Sperminator

          3. Almanian!   11 years ago

            Sperminator

            1. Bobarian   11 years ago

              I beat you, twice.

              Fucking Squirrelzzz

            2. Kure'i   11 years ago

              1,000,000 Years BC (before cum)

      2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        SyFy is already writing the script I'm sure.

      3. sloopyinca   11 years ago

        The Iceman Cummeth

      4. Slammer   11 years ago

        Barbaflagella

        1. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

          Spunkasaurus vs Giant Sploogigator.

    2. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

      Jizz-rassic Park

  10. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

    Bouncy houses of doom

    Smith said the pattern of injuries from inflatable bounce houses is similar to injuries suffered from trampoline use. But while there are national safety guidelines for trampolines, there are none for inflatable bounce houses.

    The answer here, clearly, is to fill the bouncy houses with concrete instead of air.

    1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      Or deflate bouncy houses by shooting them? Oh wait.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        Inflate then with hydrogen

        1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

          Oh, the humanity.

    2. JEP   11 years ago

      Two similar products, one of them regulated and the other not, same pattern of injuries.

      So what good are the regulations?

  11. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    So this is a thing now: Climate alarmists conjures up pictures of historic US landmarks flooded due to rising sea levels

    YOU LUNATICS, YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU! OH GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

    1. Rhywun   11 years ago

      So... we get multiple, picturesque Venices on every coastline? OH THE HUMANITY!

    2. Corning   11 years ago

      12 feet...and it will only take like 2000 years for sea levels to rise that much.

      Never mind that is the same rate it has been rising for the past 2000 years, one wonders how many of those landmarks will even be there in 2000 years.

    3. califernian   11 years ago

      Yeah no one ever thought of a seawall. wtf

  12. PD Scott   11 years ago

    Remember, it's only waste if you can't do anything with it: Fordite, a "jewel" made from layers of paint.
    "Fordite, also known as Detroit agate, comes in bright colors and psychedelic swirls, and are often crafted into eye-catching jewelry. But fordite is not a gemstone, rather it is dried paint that built up, layer upon layer, in factories that painted automobiles long ago. Especially in Detroit, and hence the name.
    Before painting cars became an automated process, they were spray-painted by hand. Overspray in the painting bays gradually accumulated on the tracks and skids on which vehicles rested while they were painted. Over time, hundreds of layers of paint in myriad colors would build up in the ovens where the cars' paint was hardened under high heat. Eventually, the build-up paint would become obstructing, or too thick and heavy, and had to be removed. No one can say for sure when the enamel paint slag left the plants, but possibly some crafty workers with an eye for beauty took them home and fashioned them into beautiful jewels."

  13. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    French Foreign Minister: '500 Days to Avoid Climate Chaos'
    ...It is unclear what the foreign minister had in mind with the 500 days. However, France is scheduled to host the "21st Conference of the Parties on Climate Change" in December 2015, about 565 days from now.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      It is unclear what the foreign minister had in mind with the 500 days...about 565 days from now.

      500, 565...whatever it takes...just like the climate models that have failed to forecast even the past correctly.

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      It is unclear what the foreign minister had in mind with the 500 days...about 565 days from now.

      500, 565...whatever it takes...just like the climate models that have failed to forecast even the past correctly.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        We are perpetually 500 days away from doom.

        1. Sevo   11 years ago

          Free beer. Tomorrow.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The city's attorney says they'll adjust and reissue the subpoena.

    Adjust it by sending it to another judge?

    1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      I really want to know if this scumbag city attorney has ever violated any law or regulation. Can we the dirty proles subpoena his a$$?

      1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        The city attorney cannot break any laws. C'mon. What's next, you're going to ask if an NYPD officer has ever violated any law or regulation?

  15. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    WTF is the gray strip down the sides of the articles below where the Reddit button is?

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      What Reddit button? And I've got the browser set up to have the background be gray by default.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        Under Shackford's name.

        1. Ted S.   11 years ago

          I get antisocial networking crap from Facepants, Google Minus, and Twatter, but not Reddit.

  16. PD Scott   11 years ago

    30 untranslatable words beautifully illustrated by Anjana Iyer.

    Reason favorite backpfeifengesicht is one of them.

    1. Damned Fool   11 years ago

      Excellent.

    2. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

      Chai-Pani (Hindi)

      Untranslatable my ass. It's called a bribe.

      1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        L

      2. Brett L   11 years ago

        baksheesh, frangrant grease, oiling the cogs, etc.

      3. PD Scott   11 years ago

        Bribe is such an ugly, accurate word...

      4. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        How do you know Hindi? Am I not the only Indian guy here?

        1. Tejicano   11 years ago

          We've got a bunch of linguists too I hear.

          1. BigT   11 years ago

            Some of those linguists are cunning linguists.

            1. Pathogen   11 years ago

              I see what you did there..

      5. Damned Fool   11 years ago

        Are we counting the children of immigrants? If so that's at least two.

      6. Damned Fool   11 years ago

        But lynch may just be referring to the translation given and saying that it's not a unique idea. idk

      7. Clich? Bandit   11 years ago

        Here is a funny and correct response: untranslateable

        1. Corning   11 years ago

          culaccino (Italian for "mark left on a table by a cold glass")

          sooo...

          Water-ring.

          His calling bullshit even contains bullshit claims about untranslatable words.

  17. Matrix   11 years ago

    Jezzies think men should wear short shorts again

    No

    Now, I'll admit, I hate those baggy jeans that go down midway down guys' shins or lower. They looked ridiculously stupid. But I will not embrace short shorts. I don't give a shit what hipsters do.

    1. PD Scott   11 years ago

      I can't read the phrase "wear short shorts" without the 70s/80s jingle for Nair going through my head... "Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!"

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        +1 Royal Teens

    2. Bam!   11 years ago

      Men shouldn't wear shorts, period. It makes us look stupid.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        Bob Benson nut huggers for everyone!

      2. Matrix   11 years ago

        So you swim in pants?

        1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

          Warty and I skinnydip.

          1. Bobarian   11 years ago

            Sounds a little too rapey to me.

      3. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        Men shouldn't wear shorts, period. It makes us look stupid.

        Where, pray tell, do you live?

        It's 97 out and all I want to do is change out of my mandated button up and slacks into a tshirt, flip flop and shorts while sipping a G&T made with the finest ingredients.

        1. Clich? Bandit   11 years ago

          So after this comment I challenge your purported sexuality...G&T? Really? You couldn't go for a long island? Flip Flops and a T-shirt? Even I try a slightly harder if I know people may see me...not too much but slightly. Next you will tell me you like NASCAR and THEN WHERE ARE WE?

          MY PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS NEED NOT BE DISRUPTED!

          1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

            Question: would you prefer I pretended to be straight because I dress that way and drink G&Ts; or pretend that I wore whatever people in West Hollywood and Chelsea are wearing (no idea what that is currently) and drank nothing but Cape Cods and Cosmopolitans (well and mimosas with brunch, clearly)?

            I live in a SoCal beach community, my clothing is entirely appropriate for my milieu, and my G&Ts; are made with one of three fine gins, the most expensive conflict limes, and the surprisingly good/inexpensive Whole Foods tonic water.

            1. Pathogen   11 years ago

              "..the most expensive conflict limes.."

              That's fucking awesome. I pray they were harvested by immigrant orphans, and hand polished with their tears...

          2. Corning   11 years ago

            Wouldn't the most masculine dress be naked with hairy legs and ass and dick hanging out?

            Women can't pull that off that look.

            1. Tejicano   11 years ago

              "Women can't pull that off that look."

              One of the possible clues there may be a god. They might be as ugly as a two-month-old rotting walrus carcass (ref: DiFi) but they can't look like that if they tried.

      4. JEP   11 years ago

        Just make sure you're doing enough squats to not have chicken legs.

      5. Medical Physics Guy   11 years ago

        Kilts!

    3. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

      15. Prozvonit (Czech)

      Interesting. My Slovak grandparents are always doing this (albeit with a land line).

    4. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

      Is it a hipster thing? My brother wears shorter shorts sometimes but he picked it up from being in a frat, not hipster influence.

      I'll only wear short shorts for running.

      1. Matrix   11 years ago

        Indeed. For athletic stuff, it makes more sense. But just for casual wear? No!

      2. Slammer   11 years ago

        Hipsters usually wear their little sisters' clothes, though.

        1. Matrix   11 years ago

          And they also try to wear cowboy apperal, but usually the stuff reserved for people who don't really know how to look like a cowboy.

    5. Red Rocks Rockin   11 years ago

      Only if it helps bring back Battle of the Network Stars.

    6. KPres   11 years ago

      I'll wear short shorts the day the ladies drop the pants and go back to dresses and skirts and realize that acting feminine is attractive.

      1. Hydra   11 years ago

        the day the ladies drop the pants

        Every Tuesday at my place.

    7. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      Here is a nan wearing short shorts: http://m.peopleofwalmart.com/?.....=true#2753

    8. Juice   11 years ago

      So what would their reaction be if a man told women they should wear certain clothing?

      1. Tejicano   11 years ago

        I haven't a clue. Let's try it. (You first)

  18. Matrix   11 years ago

    TV Anchor rips viewers complaining about tornado coverage

    I'm with her on this. People can be whiny little bitches about trivial shit.

    1. Slammer   11 years ago

      Like AM/PM links!!

      1. Matrix   11 years ago

        AM/PM links are serious business, Slammer

  19. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

    Conan interviews Christopher Meloni about how he has "the best butt in primetime" thanks genetics, dead lifts and squats.

    1. Fr?ulein Nikki   11 years ago

      Are you a Meloni fan, jesse? Watch last Sunday's Veep. NOM

      1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        I can't think of a reason why someone would NOT like Meloni.

        I didn't realize Veep was back. How many episodes in are we?

      2. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

        "I love jazz; Kenny G can blow the storm up."

      3. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

        "I love jazz; Kenny G can blow the storm up."

      4. MJGreen   11 years ago

        He was excellent in that episode. And he definitely left me confused about my sexuality.

    2. Warty   11 years ago

      I know whose workouts he does.

  20. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Dispatches from San Francisco's invisible class war

    San Francisco is in the middle of a class war. It's not the first or last city to have heart-wrenching inequality tear at its fabric, challenge its values, test its support structures. But what's jaw-dropping to me is how openly, defensively, and critically technology folks demean those who are struggling. The tech industry has a sickening obsession with meritocracy. Far too many geeks and entrepreneurs worship at the altar of zeros and ones, believing that outputs can be boiled down to a simple equation based on inputs. In a modern-day version of the Protestant ethic, there's a sense that success is a guaranteed outcome of hard work, skills, and intelligence. Thus, anyone who is struggling can be blamed for their own circumstances.

    This attitude is front and center when it comes to people who are visibly homeless on the streets of San Francisco, a mere fraction of the total homeless population in that city.

    Yeah sure lady, it'll be so much better when your moralizing drives out the productive and you're left with the political elite, their cronies, and a permanent underclass dependent on government benefits.

    1. PD Scott   11 years ago

      Goddamn productive people, making the rest of us look bad...

    2. Damned Fool   11 years ago

      Meritocracy, who needs it? Clearly people should only be allowed to advance in life through ancestry, political connections, and Ivy League degrees. For the children.

    3. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

      there's a sense that success is a guaranteed outcome of hard work, skills, and intelligence

      Given what I assume is a high failure rate for tech startups, it seems far more likely that they understand that success comes from giving people what they want better than your competitors.

    4. Mad Scientist   11 years ago

      tear at its fabric, challenge its values, test its support structures

      Fuck me. A city is a collection of people who live there, work there, pass through there. It doesn't have any of those things.

    5. Max Power   11 years ago

      This is anecdotal, but when I was in SF a lot of the homeless people looked pretty able-bodied. Like, they looked like 20ish year olds that didn't feel like going to work. At least here in the northeast, the homeless people look appropriately crazy. Probably because it's hard to live outside when the weather sucks 8 out of 12 months.

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        Max Power|5.14.14 @ 4:51PM|#
        "This is anecdotal, but when I was in SF a lot of the homeless people looked pretty able-bodied. Like, they looked like 20ish year olds that didn't feel like going to work"

        I *AM* in SF and that's what it looks like to me, too.

        1. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

          Has the homeless population balooned recently? I visited in 2007 and didn't really notice but when I visited at the end of last summer there were homeless people everywhere.

          1. Sevo   11 years ago

            "Has the homeless population balooned recently?"
            Not that I've noticed as a trend, but depending on the weather and time of the month, it seems more bums are visible.

        2. Sudden   11 years ago

          Here in L.A., we get a good mix of abel bodied homeless and batshit crazy, drug-addled people who look like they're 80 (though probably 35, but you know, drugs).

      2. Hydra   11 years ago

        Yes, and these are the people for whose feeding Reason supports commandeering parks.

        1. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

          Fuck off Tulpa.

    6. paranoid android   11 years ago

      I'm more concerned about the public safety implications of all these invisible homeless people. Now, were these people born invisible, or did they gain their invisibility through some kind of super-science accident or contact with an alien artifact?

      1. Sudden   11 years ago

        Cloaks of invisibility looted from treasure chests over near Presidio. All homeless people do level 12 quests in Presidio. It is known.

      2. Pathogen   11 years ago

        They're still battling their stealthboy addiction epidemic, but it's on the down-low..

    7. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

      Masks were dropped.

    8. Red Rocks Rockin   11 years ago

      In a modern-day version of the Protestant ethic, there's a sense that success is a guaranteed outcome of hard work, skills, and intelligence. Thus, anyone who is struggling can be blamed for their own circumstances.

      Something tells me that this twit's strawman definition of "success" is "fabulously wealthy with not a want in the world," as opposed to something more kulakish like "living modestly with little to no debt and a steady paycheck."

      Because empirically speaking, someone who is intelligent, highly skilled, and is willing to work their ass off rarely ends up supplementing their lifestyle with socialist dependecy programs.

      1. BakedPenguin   11 years ago

        Their binary choices always amaze me. You have 2 choices: support them, or blame them. The idea that you could just leave them the fuck alone without judgment is apparently not an option.

        1. Bobarian   11 years ago

          You could hunt them, that would be another choice, right?

        2. waffles   11 years ago

          I am happy to ignore them. And when asked for something I usually reply "no thanks, I'm good". And I have no problem with the Sikhs who would bring them sandwiches every day around 6. I really only hate them because I envy their amount of free time.

          1. Sudden   11 years ago

            I really only hate them because I envy their amount of free time.

            I have a similar relationship with the homeless, although there are a couple of regulars in my neighborhood that I don't mind so much.

            The thing that pisses me off is how slow they walk and clog up my sidewalks when I'm trying to get to work. Cmon people, I knwo you don't have shit to do today, but that EBT card doesn't fill itself up. Someone has to go tow work, toil, and be stolen from in order for you to survive.

            When people talk about the libertarian dystopia of starving corpses in the streets I think "doesn't sound too bad, I can step over corpses much easier than get around rows of human refuse clogging my sidewalks."

    9. kinnath   11 years ago

      The tech industry has a sickening obsession with meritocracy.

      Why shouldn't the high-school geeks and outcasts revel in taking over the world now that they are raking in all the money?

      1. Damned Fool   11 years ago

        For people supposedly so committed to progress, leftists are terrified of change.

      2. Tejicano   11 years ago

        Holy Fcuk.

        People who study hard, compete with everybody from the rest of the world for jobs in an industry which allows you a paycheck if you spend most of your life there but bumps you out on the street if you miss a deadline somehow feel connected to performance as a measure of worth.

        Whooddathunkitt?

        1. califernian   11 years ago

          Plus all the employees are competing against cheap-as-fuck code-shops packed full of Estonians earning 100/day.

          Those people work freaking hard and are trying to take your job. (And good on them).

    10. waffles   11 years ago

      I know this is controversial, but fuck the homeless. Although if I were to go that route you goddamn right I would choose to move to a nice warm climate with ample food sources. And if working waffles were to walk by homeless waffles I'd expect nothing less than derision. When I was unemployed and busting my ass to find work in California each panhandler's groaning plea for cash was a slap in the face. Fuck these people.

      Living in an east coast city I could feel genuine sympathy for the homeless people I saw. California cured me of that.

      1. Hydra   11 years ago

        You'd feel different if you had permanent chronic anal leakage.

        1. Bobarian   11 years ago

          Sounds like the voice of experience.

    11. Fluffy   11 years ago

      By "class war" she means that people want to live in San Francisco, and don't immediately bow down to HER and refrain from living there so that the rents can stay low.

      That's it.

      If you walk into a place and say, "Hey, this is nice. I think I'd like to live here," you're engaged in class warfare against the poor.

      Of course, progressives will at the same time talk about how critically important it is that all people feel welcome everywhere at all times. Exclusion is the chief social evil, to progressives. EXCEPT if we're talking about excluding from San Francisco anyone who might pay more in rent than this lady. Then it's a critical class warfare defense.

  21. Bam!   11 years ago

    PBS' Frontline has a two-part documentary on the NSA surveillance programs and Snowden. Part one is online.

  22. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Since we are fucked because of climate change, why not spend $2 trillion every year to climate-proof every city in the world?

    Earlier this spring, the United Nations (UN) Climate Report warned the worst is yet to come. It noted that human-induced climate disruption has begun to thwart farmers growing food, thus impinging upon the global food supply. It specifically pointed out that the oceans (which provides three out of every four breaths of oxygen for 7.2 billion humans) are in dire trouble with warming temperatures and ocean acidification having already killed three quarters of the Great Barrier Reef, the largest coral reef on the globe. The UN has issued a clarion wake-up call stating that the forthcoming climate disruption is unprecedented in type and scale to the wellbeing, health and survival of the human race.

    [...]

    Last month, the International Monetary Fund conservatively calculated that fossil fuel industry, the makers of climate disruption, receive at least $2 trillion in taxpayer subsidies each year.

    I strongly suggest that it would be far more prudent to spend $2 trillion annually on future-proofing every town and city on planet Earth from the pending wrath of wild weather rather than subsidizing the demise of the human race and most other life-forms, too.

    Wouldn't you agree?

    1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

      I'm confused. I thought it was chemicals in sunscreen killing coral.

      One week farmers won't use fungicides to kill coffee rust because consumers want organic. Next week it's climate change. Coral is being killed by wonky chemicals in sunscreen, nope, really it's climate change.

      At least sunscreen and fungicides are tackleable problems.

      1. Mad Scientist   11 years ago

        At least sunscreen and fungicides are tackleable problems.

        The don't want these problems solved. They want to be out in charge of "solving" them.

      2. PD Scott   11 years ago

        Have we tried giving coral coffee yet?

      3. Sudden   11 years ago

        Don't you get it Jesse, it's both. People need to use more sunscreen because of climate change and since the sunscreen is killing the coral and the climate change is increasing usage of sunscreen, climate change is responsible.

        1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

          Ah I see. And more of the sunscreen ends up in the ocean because the sea levels rise and sweep away bottles of it.

          How foolish of me.

          Does Obamacare cover tanning injectables?

    2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      I'm all for the part about stopping the $2 trillion in taxpayer subsidies a year.

    3. Hydra   11 years ago

      Are you going to acid-proof the oceans and evaporation-proof the water cycle that those cities depend on as well? Real life isn't SimCity and there aren't any lunch arcologies around.

  23. Hydra   11 years ago

    The military currently has no system of dealing with the transgendered.

    I'm sure they do, but probably don't like to talk about it.

    1. Bobarian   11 years ago

      Used to be, you weren't even supposed to ask about it.

  24. Sudden   11 years ago

    Libertarians and gamers again unite in the upcoming game Glorious Leader!/

  25. Paul.   11 years ago

    "I've loved my run at The Times," she said in a statement. "I got to work with the best journalists in the world doing so much stand-up journalism," she added, noting her appointment of many senior female editors as one of her achievements.

    If I were recalling my job successes, I don't think saying, "I hired many, many white people!" would be one of them.

    I would try to list, you know, accomplishments. Jill, being a newsperson, should list stuff like, "Broke story on blah blah blah" or "won Pulitzer on blah blah series" or "increased readership by 45% and raised revenues without cutting staff"

    You know, those kinds of accomplishments. Appointing vaginas or penises to high-power roles isn't an 'accomplishment'.

    1. Slammer   11 years ago

      stand-up journalism

      Good word for it.

    2. PD Scott   11 years ago

      Stand-up journalism? Is that anything like stand-up comedy?

    3. Damned Fool   11 years ago

      Be more respectful Paul. She's got a Medal of Honor fighting in the War on Women.

      1. Free Society   11 years ago

        ^nice

  26. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Jill Abrahamson shatters the glass floor, out as editor of New York Times

    New York Times executive editor Jill Abramson was abruptly fired from the paper on Wednesday, sources familiar with the news informed POLITICO.

    Managing editor Dean Baquet will take over as executive editor, effective immediately.

    The news of her departure was met with shock throughout the newsroom. Senior editors were unexpectedly summoned to a 2 p.m. leadership meeting at the Times headquarters in New York. The news was then announced in a staff-wide meeting by publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr.

    In his announcement, Sulzberger said Abramson's departure was related to "an issue with management in the newsroom," and had nothing to do with the quality of the paper's journalism during her tenure. Abramson was not present for the newsroom announcement.

    "I choose to appoint a new leader for our newsroom because I believe that new leadership will improve some aspects of the management of the newsroom," Sulzberger said. "This is not about any disagreement between the newsroom and the business side."

    You can lie and shill Jill, by The Times needs somehow who can lie and shill and skew towards a young demographic.

    1. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

      Well shit. There's always one link I overlook when scanning at the top.

    2. Slammer   11 years ago

      the quality of the paper's journalism

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    3. R C Dean   11 years ago

      an issue with management in the newsroom," and had nothing to do with the quality of the paper's journalism

      When the quality of your end-product isn't affected by management, you've got a bigger problem than you realize.

      1. John   11 years ago

        Yeah. Unless Abramson was assaulting people or stealing money, what management issue would matter if it wasn't affecting the product on the page?

        1. Paul.   11 years ago

          Sometimes personalities clash.

          Why did the Sonics fire George Carl? Arguably the best coach in the franchise's history.

          She could have just had a pissing match with one of the board members and he fired him because his fragile-- and I mean fragile-- New Yorker ego was bruised.

        2. BigT   11 years ago

          Headlines

          NYT: Managing editor Ms Abramson replaced

          NYNews: Bossy Bitch Bagged

    4. Bobarian   11 years ago

      Managing editor Dean Baquet will take over as executive editor cruise ship deck chair arranger, effective immediately.

  27. Emmerson Biggins   11 years ago

    He failed to collect enough signatures to appear on the August primary ballot. A majority of the signatures he turned in were invalidated.

    don't judges usually issue a common sense exemption from the law in these cases? I mean, for god sakes, he is on one of the TEAMS! This is clearly a miscarriage of justice!

  28. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

    So Sasse and that other TP guy won their primaries or whatever. Maybe the TP isn't dead. Are these two libertarian-ish?

  29. R C Dean   11 years ago

    Conyers will win re-election, either because his cronies get him on as the Dem nominee, or as a write-in candidate.

    The big challenge will be mass-producing the absentee ballots with a write-in vote. But I'm sure the Dem "turn-out" machine will be up to the task.

    1. Robert   11 years ago

      The way he could be screwed is if someone with a confusingly similar name enters the race.

  30. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Other than that, Mr. Lincoln...

    Abraham Lincoln and Alexander Stephens of Georgia - "They acquired a sincere, lifelong mutual respect for each other. In agreement on many things while in Congress, they differed on the morality of slavery."

    http://saportareport.com/blog/.....nt-page-1/

  31. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Incumbent state legislator in West Virginia is beaten by a 17 year old.

    I mean in a Republican primary, perverts!

    "[Saira] Blair campaigned on an antiabortion, pro-Second Amendment platform, offering her cellphone number to constituents and pledging not to go negative."

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....-delegate/

    1. Pathogen   11 years ago

      Brutal..

  32. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    "Jill Abramsom"

    That final "m" needs to be an "n."

  33. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    George Martin says he still does his writing on a DOS Word Processor.

    1. Corning   11 years ago

      Modern Word processors are bullshit.

      I would rather use Notepad or simpletext or whatever then load up a monster program filled with shit I will never use.

    2. Paul.   11 years ago

      As a person who spent his life in tech, I don't own a word processor. If I need something really fancy, I use Wordpad (Write). Otherwise, it's notepad.

    3. Homple   11 years ago

      Wordstar lives

  34. Free Society   11 years ago

    "I got to work with the best journalists in the world doing so much stand-up journalism," [says Abramson]she added, noting her appointment of many senior female editors as one of her achievements.

    This line probably made a lot of people laugh and despair at the same time. I wouldn't call government-fellating 'stand-up journalism'.

    Mr. Baquet, 57,[...] will become the first African-American executive editor at The New York Times.

    Sounds like he's already got his most notable achievement squared away.

  35. R C Dean   11 years ago

    I wouldn't call government-fellating 'stand-up journalism'.

    Knee-pad journalism.

    So let it be written.

  36. BigT   11 years ago

    "I got to work with the best plagiarists in the world doing so much suck-up journalism,"

    FIFY

  37. TheZeitgeist   11 years ago

    The Army, with Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel's approval, is considering transferring Chelsea Manning to a civilian prison so she he can get treatment for her his gender identity issues.

    Medieval surgical mutilation and Lance Armstrong's medicine cabinet can make a dragged-out mannequin from a man, but currently no tech can make one into a woman.

    Besides, you hear the Carbontologists talk of their 97% consensus all day. Try this: Give 'Chelsea' a DNA test, then ask any thousand qualified genetic lab-techs to run some tests and tell us if it's a guy or a girl.

    Wow, a 100% consensus 'Chelsea' is packing XY. So, the science must be 'settled' on that count, or are we dealing with a bunch of gender-deniers?

  38. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    God bless that show!

  39. Crusty Juggler   11 years ago

    It still makes me wish I had a friend with a helicopter who could help me solve mysteries.

    And a friend who let me buy his Ferrari.

    And a friend who knew a guy named Ice Pick who could always get me the word on the street.

    And an awesome mustache.

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