Friday Funnies: Good News Is Relative

Chip Bok | 5.2.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure at this point Saddam's already figured it out.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

Carl Sagan was a lawyer?
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  No, he managed this through "expert" testimony to people who can't tell one scientific field from another. ("'e's a scientist dude...")
  1. WTF 11 years ago
    
    So....consensus?
WTF 11 years ago

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!
1. Swiss Servator ...etwas 11 years ago
  
  Always, WTF, always.
UnCivilServant 11 years ago

So why's he telling the executioner this? I mean the prisoner has clearly already escaped and humiliated the guard.
UnCivilServant 11 years ago

Unrelated... Prison Architect was on a rather substantial sale, so I bought it. I'm somewhat miffed that the only execution option for death row is Old Sparky. No lethal injection, no gas chamber, no hanging and no firing squad. And the firing squad it already had the in-game resources to handle (armed guards and whatnot).
Suthenboy 11 years ago

Looks like Bok read our comments yesterday.
1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
  
  Doubt he reads comments. If he did, would he still bother with the Friday Funnies? Unless he's a masochist of course
  1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
    
    Money dear Ozlander, and some variant of stockholm syndrome.
Almanian! 11 years ago

I don't get it.

And it's awful - therefore, perfect.

Happy Friday,. Reasonoids.
1. Rufus J. Firefly 11 years ago
  
  It's Friday?
  
  Hey. Has anyone heard anything about Lou Reed?
  1. WTF 11 years ago
    
    Why, does he have a new album out?
    1. Swiss Servator ...etwas 11 years ago
      
      I think he is doing a new fight song for the Cleveland Browns!
  2. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
    
    Who's Lou?
db 11 years ago

So Marge Simpson finally snapped and killed her whole family?
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

I think he "phoned this one in".
Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago

14 comments and not one David Carradine reference? You people make me sick.
1. WTF 11 years ago
  
  Dude, that was like two years ago.
2. Snark Plissken 11 years ago
  
  +1 Michael Hutchence
3. Swiss Servator ...etwas 11 years ago
  
  Bob Crane?
  1. Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago
    
    Bob Crane's best video work
    1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
      
      I was rather hoping for one of home videos
4. Scruffy Nerfherder 11 years ago
  
  +1 Ziploc
sarcasmic 11 years ago

"Better Call Saul"
1. Certified Public Asskicker 11 years ago
  
  That's what I first saw too.
Rich 11 years ago

Good thing the hangee is white to avoid the cartoon being RACIST!

Seriously, I predict that hanging will be considered cruel and unusual for Blacks.
Loki 11 years ago

Needz moar labelz.
Torrevieja 11 years ago

frankly, I don't really get it.

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