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Reason is looking for a Digital Content Strategist.

Freedom-loving data analysts wanted! If you have a head for business, enjoy analyzing data, and want to be in on expanding the reach and revenue of the liberty movement's most popular brand, this is the opportunity for you. Reason is looking for a digital strategist to help improve the reach and revenue-generation of our digital platforms.

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[Paul.]

Location is negotiable, but DC or LA are preferred. - See more at: http://reason.org/about/jobs/#Digital

You better be paying.

[Hyperion]

Yeah, a decent apartment in DC in a neighborhood that it's safe to go outside at night, will be at least 2k a month.

[Surly Chef]

Core strategy: No squirrels.

Am I hired?

[Paul.]

Squirrels are a requirement.

[Brandon]

The squirrels have final say over hiring decisions.

[lap83]

I'm picturing a group interview with Nick's jacket in the middle and one squirrel on either side.

[lap83]

Or maybe just Nick wearing the jacket, but when he opens it up at the end of the interview...there's a bunch of compacted, wriggling squirrels where his torso should be. (Sorry for the nightmare fodder, I hope no one reads this right before going to bed)

[PapayaSF]

Bah. They rejected me as a proofreader, a job for which I was very qualified, so I'm not going to apply for this one....

[anon]

First they came for the proofreaders, and I did nothing, because I wasn't a proofreader...

[Paul.]

What're you talking about? Lucy's gone. Proofreader no longer needed.

*ducks*

[Episiarch]

DON'T TALK ABOUT LUCY

[anon]

Ahahaha, does this mean they fired the asshole responsible for breaking comments?

[Paul.]

This job looks more marketing, less technical. Which could be why the squirrels. You put a guy with a shiny suit and a ponytail who double-points on anything technical and you will suffer.

[Brandon]

The person responsible for breaking comments has been sacked.

[Lady Bertrum]

"Work at Reason!"

No. I've got enough to do.

[Episiarch]

"All people who don't look like Emily Ekins or Naomi Brockwell or Tracy Oppenheimer or Kennedy need not apply. That means you too, Fist of Etiquette, even if you come dressed as a woman."

[anon]

So, they don't want any libertarians applying?

[Episiarch]

Not ones that look like FoE.

[Rufus J. Firefly]

I can hold a sign at intersections that says 'Read Reason' if you want to expand your audience. Mind you, not sure if Montreal commuters - many of whom are French-speaking - will understand.

'Reason! A lire pour la liberte, tabernak!'

[anon]

I'd think Quebecois would be pretty interested in the whole "Liberty vs Tyranny" thing.

[Agammamon]

You better have a French translation on that sign, and in larger font than the English, or you'll face the wrath of the Quebecois language police.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Paging Sloopy.

[Sudden]

What is your company policy on dicking off on cosmotarian websites all day while I'm supposed to be working?

[Grand Moff Serious Man]

I shared that video game Facebook event with some libertarian YAL comrades and now several more people are attending.

I think I have thus proven myself qualified for this job.

[Sudden]

Ya, but do you really wanna work on the westside? I mean, being that close to people like Playa and Jesse and such?

Or instead of being a digital content whatever you can be a high-power mogul in the world of finance staring down at the great unwashed from your penthouse office.

Protip- be very careful how many qualludes you take when you feel like staring down from the penthouse office.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I'm not sure Culver City quite qualifies as the westside. It's debatable. Reason HQ is only a mile or 2 from the airport.

[Grand Moff Serious Man]

I'd be more worried about the commute. I complain about the 405 in Orange County, but it's like the 7th circle of Hell in LA based on the few times I've driven it during rush hour.

[Hyperion]

enjoy analyzing data

I don't know about enjoy, but I am a master of the art.

But it's gonna take a major chunk out of your Kochtopus funds to afford me. You might have to give up Kennedy, Matt, and put Nick's jacket up for sale. And that's just for the signing bonus.

[Agammamon]

Bob Hoskins is dead.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....tuary.html

[Karl Hungus]

Bob Hoskins is dead.

Bob was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Bob. Bob, who loved bowling. And so, Bob Hoskins, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

[SusanM]

+1 white russian

[Agammamon]

Karl, *sigh*, what the fuck does this have to do with Vietnam man?

[Paul.]

Bob Hoskins is dead.

Two days ago. Someone better take care of that.

[Swiss Servator ...etwas]

Someone call Lou Reed and the Cleveland Browns to come help.

[Tman]

Maybe they can get an intern to write about Jay "Baghdad Bob" Carney and the recent Benghazi fallout.

Maybe I missed the posts about it.

[Paul.]

What diff...

nevermind.

[Suthenboy]

I was wondering if I missed it also. I have been pretty busy lately so I haven't had much chance to check. It would be pretty egregious for Reason to not cover that.

[Sudden]

They don't want Shreek coming in and calling them all snoconz and christfags and ratfuckers.