So you say Bitcoin just isn't secure enough for your crypto-currency needs? PotCoin won't buy you tickets to that horrorcore rap concert you've been yearning to attend? And Dogecoin is, um, just too doge-y?

Fret no longer, would-be anonymous libertarian digital shopper with a tongue-in-cheek hatchet fetish. Because there can never be enough crypto-currencies out there to satisfy every fleeting retail impulse, now there is… JuggaloCoin.

That's right, folks, JuggaloCoin is the first currency specifically tailored to meet the growing needs of Insane Clown Posse fans. Soon you'll be able to purchase countless tubs of Moon Mist Faygo and crates of Hatchet Gear merch, secure in the knowledge that your money will go to a vendor who's down with the clown.

By keeping funds in the family, loyal ICP fans will help to grow the clown economy. And I'm not talking about Greece.

How can you fill your wallet with JuggaloCoins? One way is to pay for them, of course, which you can do with just about any other kind of crypto-currency. And the best part is, they accept Dogecoins!

Do you have any idea what I'm talking about here? Does talk of Floobs, pseudonymous virtual specie, and face-painted Jugalettes cause more confusion than Shaggy 2 Dope at a Mitch McConnell fundraiser?

Frankly, I'm not sure that I get it, either. Fortunately, there's no better introduction to the nutty nitty gritty and the insane ins-and-outs of Juggalo culture than Reason TV's March 5, 2014 story: "Juggalos vs. the FBI: Why Insane Clown Posse Fans Are Not a Gang". Watch and learn.

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You may already know Juggalos, the fans of Detroit horrorcore rap group Insane Clown Posse (ICP), from Buzzfeed lists, television shows like Workaholics, or music videos like "Juggalo Island." But, you may not know that Juggalos are one of the best examples of a self reliant (but demonized) community. 

Juggalos began to garner a lot of mainstream attention in 2011 when they were classified as a "hybrid gang" by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in their National Gang Threat Assessment report. The report says Juggalos could "exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence."

Juggalos at the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival held in Cave-in-Rock, Illinois, told Reason TV that they disputed the claims made by the FBI.

"That's stereotyping pretty much," said one Juggalo. "You know people who don't listen to the music or are not a fan or a family are going to think we are violent people when they see hatchet men [emblem of Juggalos] or Juggalo stuff."

Insane Clown Posse's members, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, agree and are suing the FBI along with the American Civil Liberties Union of Michigan, claiming that profiling Juggalos as a gang violates Juggalos' constitutional right to express themselves. Further, the gang classification could subject Juggalos to routine stops, detainment, and interrogation by local and federal law enforcement based solely on their music preferences. 

"I think it's ridiculous to consider the Juggalos a gang," says journalist Camille Dodero, who has written about Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse for Gawker and the Village Voice. "In some ways it's almost ironic. These are a group of people that no one else in America has ever cared about and then this one band gave them a sense of identity--like it was a support group."

Dodero says Juggalos often come from lower class backgrounds and although some of them commit crimes, not all of them do.

"And that's not to say that there are that many kids doing it. It just so happened that somebody caught onto the fact that those kids who have that hatchet man sometimes steal things," says Dodero. "That is part of who ICP has been reaching though, people with really bad upbringings."

ICP, who grew up in lower class households just like their fans, have targeted victims as their audience. These include kids who were homeless, came from an abusive family, or were molested. The result is a world where these young people have escaped the life they were dealt for a supportive community they've helped create. One they lovingly refer to as "family."

The FBI said it could not comment on pending litigation, but the effects of the gang label may have already impacted the next Gathering of the Juggalos. The 2014 music festival had to change locations multiple times thanks in part to the fears of local residents, fears Insane Clown Posse has said are associated with the gang classification.

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Written and produced by Paul Detrick. Field produced by Alex Manning and Detrick. Additional camera by Jim Epstein.