Friday Funnies: Deadline Extension

Henry Payne | 4.11.2014 7:00 AM

(401(K) 2013 / Foter / Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-SA 2.0))

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

This cartoon exists.
1. Restoras 11 years ago
  
  It is also an abomination
2. Auric Demonocles 11 years ago
  
  The alt-text does not.
Snark Plissken 11 years ago

Beware the Ides of Payne.
1. plusafdotcom 11 years ago
  
  and the pains of Payne's ideas...
UnCivilServant 11 years ago

Just file for an extension like everyone else. I've never heard of anyone getting turned down.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

Why does Payne draw heads resembling some accusatory jabbing finger?
1. Snark Plissken 11 years ago
  
  Cause it's high-larious!
2. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  I always thought they looked like toggle switches.
  1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung! 11 years ago
    
    Looks like one of those fishes with the eyes on one side...a sole?
3. Rich 11 years ago
  
  some accusatory jabbing finger
  
  Nice band name, albeit a bit long.
  1. Swiss Servator, Alt-text FTW 11 years ago
    
    Accusatory Jabbing Finger's latest smash hit release "Needz Moar Labelz"
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      😎
      
      AJF records on the "Needz Moar" label.
db 11 years ago

Bravo, Payne.
RishJoMo 11 years ago

Roll that beautiful bean footage. WOw.
http://www.GotsDatAnon.tk
SusanM 11 years ago

Hooray for 2a

https://medium.com/the-nib/89f2a805635c
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  I don't get it.
  
  You can get as much time off as you want - so long as you don't expect to get paid for it. With the military indentured servants, that isn't the case. (Something about throwing them in prison if they run off the plantation).
  
  What am I not seeing?
  1. WTF 11 years ago
    
    You're not seeing that Rall is a moron.
  2. Atanarjuat 11 years ago
    
    Basically, the joke is, having bosses fear mass shootings is even better for getting unearned goodies than having them fear a strike. But when you try to work in smug anti-gun talking points (ie, panel 2) it distracts the reader.
    1. Ted S. 11 years ago
      
      Unless, of course, the boss is a quicker draw than the employee. And carries openly, since he owns the business.
    2. SusanM 11 years ago
      
      Well, you're always saying an armed society is a polite one 😉
      
      Although Rall is indeed a rampaging, often irony-impaired (like when he complains about lost profits from people pirating his books advocating socialist revolution) leftist he at least claims to be 2a friendly.
2. Scruffy Nerfherder 11 years ago
  
  Is that what passes for humor in lefty circles?
  1. Rich 11 years ago
    
    That's not funny!
    
    /Lefty
3. General Butt Naked 11 years ago
  
  I'm just getting a blank page.
  
  Probably for the better.
WTF 11 years ago

Los Angeles County sheriff deputies mistakenly kill man fleeing assailant.

And nothing else happened.
1. Scruffy Nerfherder 11 years ago
  
  Procedures - followed
2. Ted S. 11 years ago
  
  The deputies made it home to their families safe and sound.
  1. WTF 11 years ago
    
    Their medal ceremony will be next week.
3. Swiss Servator, Versicherung! 11 years ago
  
  Sickening... and I know Soldiers that have killed armed enemies that were actively trying to kill them, and they are still trying to get over it. I hope these cops can end up feeling remorse and sorrow - but I fear their fellow cops will buck them up with encouragement for all the wrong reasons instead.
  1. Restoras 11 years ago
    
    I'd like to beleive that too but it seems that many cops are actually borderline sociopaths, and therefore unable to feel remorse much less be haunted by their actions.
  2. gimmeasammich 11 years ago
    
    That is yet another reason why former soldiers don't make good cops.
General Butt Naked 11 years ago

"...extends the deadline beyond April is."

April is what? Finish the fucking story man.
neoteny 11 years ago

Dude has a CRT? That's like below poverty line, isn't it?
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  He's a hipster who's into retro-tech.
The Late P Brooks 11 years ago

How am I supposed to know what's happening here? Where are the labels?
Almanian! 11 years ago

Late to the party because -work- aaaaaaaand....totally not worth it.

Horris. Wretched. And, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. Hope you all die in a fire. I mean...have a nice day!
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

I would have smiled if the 1040 had a blue box on it that said "I testify that I 'TRIED' to complete my taxes on time, but couldn't" [ check blue box for extension ]

No need for the ladies or bubble talk.
mplspolitics 11 years ago

Well I found out where Tony's been lately:

Tony3055:
"Most of the made up stories criticizing ACA are pure lies and fabrications. Of course no law is perfect and does effect a few people adversely for the greater good. This one is no different. The insurance industry, medical industry with the right wing but cases hate Obama for instituting the new law which they think will hurt a few of them but will help this nation"

http://www.washingtontimes.com.....e-on-hold/
1. sasob 11 years ago
  
  Hmm. Yes, I suppose stories would be lies and fabrications, if they are made up.
sasob 11 years ago

"He's hoping Obama unilaterally extends the deadline beyond April 15."

So how come the cartoon doesn't show one of the guy's hands filling up with shit?
1. sasob 11 years ago
  
  Actually I guess both hands are - he's holding a copy of form 1040.

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